Krudd quits --> enter the ginger
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J Gill has announced her first policy changes to the cabinet this morning:
1. Sunscreen of all factors is now free to all Ranga's (including Aloe Vera & after sun type products)
2. The term Ranga can now only be used by Ranga's in relation to other Ranga's
3. The following terms and phrases are banned outright: ‘Fanta Pants’, ‘Ginger Kid’, ‘I'd rather be dead than red’, Gingivitis (the gum disease of the same name will now be called 'stink mouth' to avoid confusion)
4. Australia’s new Defence Minister is Cameron Ling
5. Australia’s new Treasurer is Michael Voss
6. Australia’s new Foreign Minister is Paul 'Fatty' Vaughton
7. The Queen is to be replaced by Prince Harry on all coinage
8. All historical texts in Australian schools are to be digitally retouched and re-released uniformly depicting Rangas in all of our finest moments.
Eg, The Gallipoli landings, The Americas Cup victory and every Olympic gold medal.
9. The new American consulate will be run by coppercab, cause gingers have souls.
1. Sunscreen of all factors is now free to all Ranga's (including Aloe Vera & after sun type products)
2. The term Ranga can now only be used by Ranga's in relation to other Ranga's
3. The following terms and phrases are banned outright: ‘Fanta Pants’, ‘Ginger Kid’, ‘I'd rather be dead than red’, Gingivitis (the gum disease of the same name will now be called 'stink mouth' to avoid confusion)
4. Australia’s new Defence Minister is Cameron Ling
5. Australia’s new Treasurer is Michael Voss
6. Australia’s new Foreign Minister is Paul 'Fatty' Vaughton
7. The Queen is to be replaced by Prince Harry on all coinage
8. All historical texts in Australian schools are to be digitally retouched and re-released uniformly depicting Rangas in all of our finest moments.
Eg, The Gallipoli landings, The Americas Cup victory and every Olympic gold medal.
9. The new American consulate will be run by coppercab, cause gingers have souls.
Last edited by almax on Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
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hahahah!
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For those that dun kno, see why you should support her here - http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A ... OGHNzwpnAAfooishbar wrote:seriously! hoping like hell that he gets replaced with kate lundy (who's clued beyond belief), and wouldn't be hugely surprised to see it either.mrj wrote:agreed. closer to a family first mp than a labour one.mecka wrote:Now if only j gill will get rid of stephen "my 3 year old fucked my iphone" conroy and replace him with somebody who has a clue
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LOL from the paper this morning.
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I like her. I like her nasal voice and her not wanting to move into the lodge. These things make her appear like everyone else, not perfect.
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put $10 that she announces her marriage to what’s is face and has it at the lodge. will do about 1 and 1/2 months before election will be in woman’s day and will ensure that she firmly has the female vote..
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i dunno i doubt that, and I personally think a taxpayer funded wedding is not likely to win anybody's vote.
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YAY GO GILLARD!!
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Rudd -
$600K per year
4 Staff
Gold flight pass
Car
Not too bad of a deal for being PM for more than a year.
$600K per year
4 Staff
Gold flight pass
Car
Not too bad of a deal for being PM for more than a year.
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LOL... I just got this email
Subject: Rally - FYI
City of Melbourne where possible distributes information as it comes to hand regarding rallies and demonstrations with a view to ensuring that safety aspects have been considered and that all authorities are as aware as possible of the implications of the event.
In disseminating this information, City of Melbourne is neither endorsing nor disapproving of the event.
Name of Demonstration Rally - The Australian Peoples Movement in support of Kevin Rudd
Activity Number EP15003
Date & Time 3 July 2010 12pm - 2.30pm
Location/Route Federation Square
Estimated Number of People 10 (Approx)
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Not if u look at how much a ceo of a big organisation gets. $600k is pretty shit tbhFeigan wrote:Rudd -
$600K per year
4 Staff
Gold flight pass
Car
Not too bad of a deal for being PM for more than a year.
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I still wouldn't kick $600K out of bed.
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Indecent Proposal 2 - $600K to spend one night with K Rudd.
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sexy bedside manner TBH - he can programmatic my specificity any day
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I might might be able to do it for 600k, if i closed my eyes and thought of Australia.
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only if he speaks mandarin to me
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my mums new-ish partner is chinese-nz'er, we were telling my son that he can speak mandarin. so he quizzed him whether he can speak watermelon, because 'thats the language in melbourne'
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lol, I speak fluent orange, and a little pineapple.
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hahaha you are pretty fruity.deviant wrote:lol, I speak fluent orange, and a little pineapple.
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