Kryal Castle = Melbourne's newest brothel

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LOL!
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well they have had wench whipping there since medieval times, makes sense - no?

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ghetto kitty wrote:well they have had wench whipping there since medieval times, makes sense - no?
I don't think Australia was even colonised back then

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yeah pretty sure we were colonised in 1788...
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meh , details guys!

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Excellent. So long as they serve mead and I have somewhere to store my... uh... mace, it'll be all good.
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mecka wrote:Excellent. So long as they serve mead and I have somewhere to store my... uh... mace, it'll be all good.

Well if by "mace" you mean penis and "mead" you mean vaginas....
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deviant wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:well they have had wench whipping there since medieval times, makes sense - no?
I don't think Australia was even colonised back then

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article wrote:"Kryal Castle would not be a 500-customers-per-night venue and used for 30 minutes at a time, but would be exclusive, expensive for only a few customers at a time, who may book for five hours, a day, a week, maybe longer," he said.
a week at a brothel?!? blimey.
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those medieval convict wenches can go a looooong time.

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Hardy wrote:
mecka wrote:Excellent. So long as they serve mead and I have somewhere to store my... uh... mace, it'll be all good.

Well if by "mace" you mean penis and "mead" you mean vaginas....
hehehe...

e=mc(Vagina)

2+2=vagina

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but there'll still be raves there yeah?
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quick wrote:
Hardy wrote:
mecka wrote:Excellent. So long as they serve mead and I have somewhere to store my... uh... mace, it'll be all good.

Well if by "mace" you mean penis and "mead" you mean vaginas....
hehehe...

e=mc(Vagina)

2+2=vagina

vagina vagina

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ROFL quick

a rave amongst harlots could get messy
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fooishbar wrote:
deviant wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:well they have had wench whipping there since medieval times, makes sense - no?
I don't think Australia was even colonised back then

:teefnilly:
:lol: :lol:
article wrote:"Kryal Castle would not be a 500-customers-per-night venue and used for 30 minutes at a time, but would be exclusive, expensive for only a few customers at a time, who may book for five hours, a day, a week, maybe longer," he said.
a week at a brothel?!? blimey.
I could totes do that

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quick wrote:
Hardy wrote:
mecka wrote:Excellent. So long as they serve mead and I have somewhere to store my... uh... mace, it'll be all good.

Well if by "mace" you mean penis and "mead" you mean vaginas....
hehehe...

e=mc(Vagina)

2+2=vagina

vagina vagina
hehe

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