TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:41 pm

Ha FS. The nuclear heat one sounds interesting!

I get that whole 'wtf am I doing' thing at work on a weekly basis. One of my projects at the moment involves vermin-proofing nuclear and toxic waste landfills (humanely), which led me to this website:

http://www.traps.com.au/lures.htm

Dobbins
One of Americas famous lure producers.

Canine Select: This curiosity paste canine lure, drives them nuts. Works great on fox, dogs and cats. Price: $19.80 each incl. GST 30ml bottle

GL-40 Lure Dobbins' GL-40 Lure is a Red Fox gland lure that has added ingredients to make it attractive all year long. It is attractive to Fox. Price: $19.50 each incl. GST 30ml bottle

Lenon's Lures

Lenon's Coyote #1 Super All Call Lure It is a well aged, long lasting, thick paste lure that gets the canine every time. Coyote glands, exotic musk, and multiple premium ingredients appeal to all dogs; hunger, sex, curiosity, and nature. Price: $19.50 30ml bottle

Lenon's Coyote #3 Nature's Call Lure A liquefied mixture of select coyote glands and enhanced female secretions. Natural passion and curiosity agents are added for maximum lure attraction. This lure will also add an immense appeal at a hole set when used in combination with your favorite bait. Price: $19.50 30ml bottle

Lenon's Fox #3 Nature's Call Lure A premium mixture of red fox glands and enhanced female secretions liquefied into a remarkable natural type lure. All natural passion and curiosity ingredients are added to really bring fox into the set. Price: $19.50 30ml bottle

O'Gorman
O’Gorman is an American institution when it comes to trapping.

60 ml bottles Price: $34.00 each incl. GST

Missouri Breaks: New ingredients added to make it reach out. Originally a fox call of extreme ability but now a favourite dog call.
Gumbo: One of the best fox and dog selling lures. Very loud and has a lingering odour that is hard to beat.
Plenty Coyotes: This is a call lure that really puts the hurt on dingoes and wild dogs. If you aren't having results with what you are using, try this one
L.D.C. (Long Distance Call): The most famous of the musk calls. This deadly lure works anywhere or anytime with all canines

Russ Carman Lures and Urines

Here’s a man who knows how to make lures!

Lures

30 ml bottles: All Price: $19.50 each incl. GST

Canine Call: Dog or Fox, attractive to all members of the wild canine family. As a long distance call lure for use some distance from the set, use it directly at set with amazing results
Pro's Choice: Dog and fox, a lure that has won a great reputation. At test holes where no trap is used, the fox and dog will dig out a hole to four times its original size the first night
Magna-Glan: Fox and dog, a lure with a loud and peculiar odour unlike and other lure you've ever smelled a multi-purpose lure with an equal, and deadly attraction to all wild canines
Trails End: Dog, Fox, cats, truly super lure that no fox, dog or cat can resist, heavy thick lure with a powerful & long-lasting odour that will last days-even weeks
Final Touch: Red Fox, a lingering, long-lasting odour that will stop every passing fox dead in his tracks
Urines

Red fox urine: Pure un-diluted, 473ml bottles. RFU: Price: $25.00 each incl. GST
Coyote urine: Gets the curiosity of Australian dogs, splash a bit when setting traps. 473ml bottles. CU: Price: $25.00 each incl. GST
Muscaro Musk: High Purity 30ml bottles. MM: Price: $35.00 each incl. GST
Skunk pure quill: Any luremaker wanting any calling power uses this ingredient, it's in much demand across the trapping trade. Don’t leave this one laying around in your car! This is the real stuff, not like most of the tinctured products on the market today. 30ml bottles SPQ: Price: $55.00 each incl. GST

Harman
Deer, boar and pig lures, all 60 ml bottles

"Rutting Doe™ Premium 100% Pure "Female Deer in Heat™. The female deer used are penned up the day they are going into heat, the actual day they are in heat and then the last day they are going out of heat. This insures the richest and most powerful "Female Deer In Heat™ " product on the market. Price: $24.00 each incl. GST
Triple Heat™: Guaranteed to be the hottest "Female Deer in Heat™ a mixture of premium doe estrus urine from 3 different deer in heat. The buck can now identify 3 different does in the area. Price: $24.00 each incl. GST
Hog ''Boar'' Urine: Its strong; it comes from mature breeder hogs. Harmans use four breeder hogs for one purpose. Never ever put this scent on yourself or your clothes, you might need to get ready to run and find a tree. Price: $19.00 each incl. GST
Hog ''In Heat'' Sow Urine: Harmon's Hog "In Heat" is 100% sow urine. It is not watered down; there are no chemicals and no additives. This urine is strong, and does it stink! Price: $19.00 each incl. GST

Additives
All additives in 30 ml bottles Price: $14.00 each incl. GST

Synthetic Fermented Egg - SFE: rotten egg gas, it pongs as is, or add a bit to anything.
Loganberry Oil - LO: A touch of this to your favourite lure or urine.
Tonquin Musk Tincture - TMT: Don't let them get used to one lure type.
Ambrette Musk Oil - AMO: Canines like the sweet sour odour.
Cheese Essence Oil - CEO: Even McDonald's™ uses cheese to entice.
Shrimp Essence Oil - SEO: No dog or fox can go past the smell of seafood.
Asafoetida Liquid - AL: The powder version is used in curries so give fido a taste of takeaway.
Honey Essence - HE: Special for canines with a sweet tooth.
Lovage Oil - LVO: They say it makes canines amorous.
Smoke Bacon Fragrance Oil - SBFE: What canine in its right mind would pass up smoked bacon?
Catnip Oil - CO: Here kitty, kitty, kitty ....

"Russ Carman Lures and Urines

Here’s a man who knows how to make lures!"

W. T. F.

Post by **huge** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:45 pm

dimacali wrote:1

hi there! you slipped through the cracks sorry. you can post now.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:19 pm

C.I.A. wrote:sexy sounding stuff about traps

That all sounds absolutely awesome but can I use them as sensual exotic massage aids for my partner and I?

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:32 pm

mecka wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:sexy sounding stuff about traps
That all sounds absolutely awesome but can I use them as sensual exotic massage aids for my partner and I?

For starters, warm her up with this oil:

Loganberry Oil - LO: A touch of this to your favourite lure or urine.

If you are feeling very adventurous, why not splash around some hog urine? (tree not incuded)

Hog ''Boar'' Urine: Its strong; it comes from mature breeder hogs. Harmans use four breeder hogs for one purpose. Never ever put this scent on yourself or your clothes, you might need to get ready to run and find a tree. Price: $19.00 each incl. GST

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:40 pm

dimacali · Post by **dimacali** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:17 pm

haha nice
thanks

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:01 pm

ahahahahaha mecka. nice

grainwaves ftw nom nom nom...

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:50 pm

oh mecka!

bwahahahahahaha

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:55 pm

like little hairy cumquats.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:28 pm

Kaiproject · Post by **Kaiproject** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:08 pm

$1 7/11 day was ftw.

my lunch consisted of a cornetto, salt n v kettle chips and a picnic. healthy as.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:25 pm

my lunch just cost me 30c

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:19 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:20 pm

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/ ... utostart=1

seems to me that someone needs better Fixers then, cause they clearly just have no idea about what's on in this fine city.....

Kaiproject · Post by **Kaiproject** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:01 pm

^ as one of the commenters said, if his idea of a good time is drag racing, he's in the wrong place and needs to gtfo of the country fullstop. who cares what that douche thinks

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:57 pm

should of just taken him to a bearepairs store in dandy and he could of dragged race all night. siiiiiiik...

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:43 pm

off to Nagoya for 2 nights- yoink

quick · Post by **quick** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:06 am

awesome site

http://averagecats.com/

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:21 pm

Cat's are brown, as this exception to the rule proves...

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:42 pm

He wears a bell just like a cow
He doesn't moo he goes 'meow'
Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat.

There's much from them that we could learn
They bring us laughter and ringworm
Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:08 pm

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:32 pm

heheh - cool: http://mrdoob.com/

I must say, people do seem to be obsessed with drawing the male reproductive organ... I find at least three gratuitous hrams on this HTML5 multiuser sketchpad.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:05 am

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:33 am

brilliant!!!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:09 pm

G'day all.

Kaiproject · Post by **Kaiproject** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:49 pm

happy mondays

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:08 pm

Happy Day of Mon to all.

Kaiproject · Post by **Kaiproject** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:48 pm

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/featured/a ... an.html#78

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:35 am

almax wrote:

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:32 pm

yo huge....

do you sell or know where to get locally these:

K thnx

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:36 pm

I can help on the mug charlie

check this site - www.imagecollection.com.au

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:38 pm

they have holders for your bike???

cause i am all about the casual ride into the office in the am, so a nice brew on the way would be perfect....

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:28 pm

holder I'm not sure about....

will check

Post by **huge** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:40 pm

Charlie73 wrote:yo huge....

do you sell or know where to get locally these:

K thnx

looks like a Soma logo. will check with our distros

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:24 pm

shanks guys!

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:57 am

Charlie73 wrote:yo huge....

do you sell or know where to get locally these:

K thnx

pls ban them huge - wot if someone gets burnt

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:35 am

morning, i'm shattered. mid week gigs = death

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:45 am

nic wrote:
Charlie73 wrote:yo huge....

do you sell or know where to get locally these:

K thnx

pls ban them huge - wot if someone gets burnt

damn you nic you got here first!

love this

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:48 am

best

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:49 am

hahahhaha

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:59 am

gheylolds

Post by **huge** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:00 am

lol yeah, i cant find them at the soma distro. no doubt they are fairly whack but if you only ride at 5kmh then i dont see a problem with them huhuhh

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:02 am

youthful_implants wrote:
nic wrote:
Charlie73 wrote:yo huge....

do you sell or know where to get locally these:

K thnx

pls ban them huge - wot if someone gets burnt

damn you nic you got here first!

love this

At the slow pace i like to ride to work - i ride as a way to get from A to B, NOT as my exercise that is what boxing and gyms are for - so if i want to have a coffee on my way to work and not pretend i am a professional cyclist on the Tour going for a stage win then what is the problem??

No different than a drink holder in a car IMO

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:11 am

Need one that fits a magnum tbh.

Tour AND drinks

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:19 am

I HAVE MY DRIVING TEST TODAY!!! argh!!!!

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:12 pm

GOOD LUCK CHAMP ^^^^^

If they allow me on the road you will be fine!

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:50 pm

http://therevolvinginternet.com/

Sorry if repost...

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:49 pm

apophenian wrote:http://therevolvinginternet.com/

Sorry if repost...

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Please use firefox, safari, opera, or chrome to view this website.

Thank you, Constant Dullaart July 2010, Berlin.

lol

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:04 pm

ie fail