TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[deviant]

apparently, this is the house from The Castle

http://www.realestate.com.au/property-h ... -404634315

you could live there for only $300 per week!

[Feigan]

are there any holes in the back yard?

Morning beeters.

[JAMESSSS]

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

This is just bizzare.

[retzie]

'Ello Melbtown. Gonna be there in t-6 days

Today I saw my class lists - my calculus class has ONE girl, THIRTY-SEVEN guys :ohshit:

[Fents]

'Ello Melbtown. Gonna be there in t-6 days

[ghetto kitty]

what he said ^^^ !!!

[mecka]

[deviant]

red hot tip... Top Gear are going to be driving V8 Super Cars down St kilda road (and lithgow ave (I think)) on Sunday

[gnat]

oh hai!

FRIDAY arv ftw. liquid lunch!

[witty_pseudonym]

i hope he didn't take his bucket.


i want liquid lunch and friday night pub mission with crew.
waaah!

[FoundationStepper]

red hot tip... Top Gear are going to be driving V8 Super Cars down St kilda road (and lithgow ave (I think)) on Sunday

hmm

[C.I.A.]

red hot tip... Top Gear are going to be driving V8 Super Cars down St kilda road (and lithgow ave (I think)) on Sunday

Yr red hot tip needs some STI clinic treatment.

Chap laps on St Kilda Rd

[nic]

cars, lol.

[FoundationStepper]

Must ask lisa a question

http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/



You asked:
nice teeth
Lisa says:
I'm very proud of my smile!!

You asked:
like your jacket
Lisa says:
I'm afraid my specialty is travelling by train and I cannot answer questions about clothing.

You asked:
will you kiss me?
Lisa says:
Kissing's great if you are human, but it doesn't really do much for me.

[FoundationStepper]

You asked:
have you had plastic surgery?
Lisa says:
As National Rail Enquiries have updated their website, they decided to give me a bit of a makeover, too! I've had my pixels re-aligned and I came out looking like this!

[FoundationStepper]

You asked:
what is your favourite colour?
Lisa says:
Colours are not very meaningful to me as I can only see them in code. If you insist, though, I guess my favourite has to be #ac0011. A really nice deep shade of red.

[fooishbar]

[fooishbar]

http://blog.flickr.net/en/2010/07/31/dogs-with-goggles/

'tis what it says on the box

[Lizkins]

LOL at asking Lisa questions


hi Foo

[Kaiproject]

You asked:
are you a virgin?
Lisa says:
As I'm here to talk about trains – and not the subject you're currently talking about – I'm guessing that you might be interested in hearing about Virgin Trains. If I'm wrong, you might want to think about whether you're on the right website.

[FoundationStepper]

You asked:
nice legs
Lisa says:
Mmm ... I think we should change the subject.

[youthful_implants]

You asked:
nice legs
Lisa says:
Mmm ... I think we should change the subject.

playing hard to get imo

[DBoy]

You asked:
asl?
Lisa says:
Lisa, female, London Paddington...

You asked:
date?
Lisa says:
I'm far too busy to do the dating thing ... I would much rather travel by trains with my girly friends...

You asked:
i am scared of you
Lisa says:
There's nothing to be scared about.

You asked:
i do think you are attractive
Lisa says:
It's very kind of you to say so.

You asked:
you are flirting?
Lisa says:
I'm not sure I understand.

You asked:
i said i think you are hot
Lisa says:
I find this subject a little too personal. Let's talk about trains instead.

You asked:
lets just get it on
Lisa says:
What makes you think I'd want to do that?

[FoundationStepper]

You asked:
lol
Lisa says:
There're loads of things that make me laugh ... I'm pleased to say, you're not one of them )

You asked:
omg
Lisa says:
What? What's wrong?

[FoundationStepper]

You asked:
do you like french men?
Lisa says:
I do, but I haven't met many male Virtual Assistants. If you meet one, will you tell him about me?

[FoundationStepper]

You asked:
do you want to go out for a coffee?
Lisa says:
Tea would be nice – milk, no sugar ... I'm sweet enough!

[DBoy]

fuking lol.

[FoundationStepper]

You asked:
what is the meaning of life?
Lisa says:
I think the answer you might be looking for is 42.

[Kaiproject]

haha whoever programmed that had way too much time on their hands

[FoundationStepper]

i think they have just built the funny questions and answers in over time

[Lizkins]

OMG that is awesome! even the answer 42! brilliant!

[youthful_implants]

artificial intelligence. got a long way to go.

[FoundationStepper]

You asked:
dandruff?
Lisa says:
How rude! I'm just making sure I look presentable!

You asked:
i have an er*ction
Lisa says:
Lucky you!

You asked:
what time is it?
Lisa says:
At the third stroke, the time sponsored by NRE will be 6:31 and 23 seconds ... beep, beep, beep

[CoB]

wait.. that lisa thing tricked me!!
i didnt want to go anywhere, but it made me plan a trip tomorrow.
i wonder how i am going to get to england by tomorrow to be able to catch a train...

[Kaiproject]

morning all.

[huge]

wait.. that lisa thing tricked me!!
i didnt want to go anywhere, but it made me plan a trip tomorrow.
i wonder how i am going to get to england by tomorrow to be able to catch a train...

lol

[Kaiproject]

hmm to buy chemical bros presales or not?

never seen em but thinking not...

overhyped, overpriced, latest album underwhelming. meh?

[retzie]

7 hour layover in LAX for the fucking lose

You'd think for such an 'important' airport, there'd be more shit to do/buy/eat. Am considering buying this perfume because it smells like gin.

Urgh, hurry up! Melbs is but one flight away

[youthful_implants]

hmm to buy chemical bros presales or not?

never seen em but thinking not...

overhyped, overpriced, latest album underwhelming. meh?

man they are amazing live.

I saw them a couple of years ago at Trafalgar Square. The ticket money was worth it for the visuals alone which are second to none.

If you like the music at all I would go - they jam it out hard and you never really know where's the music's at. Pretty diverse really.

[Feigan]

Just got a ticket.

Boom.

[huge]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulate_% ... 9#Synopsis

On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.

[JAMESSSS]

That is epic!

[nic]

zomg best song ever

[elysium]

Goodness, she is in a bad mood this morning:

You asked:
Have you seen my dog?
Lisa says:
That's not very nice – why don't you ask me a question instead?

[gnat]

lol totally awesome.

i'm over winter now. bring on warmth, light when you get home from work and morning breeze, havianas, singlet tops and bbq dinners with icy brews

[huge]

summer means northerlys

[ADD_Boy]

winters almost gone.

getting lighter and lighter each morning when i walking pooch!!

[fooishbar]

fuck that, i just got back from 30°C with bare humidity for two months, sleeping on the third floor with no fan or anything! am loving the weather here, if it gets hot anytime soon i will crack the shits tbh.

[Lizkins]

it doesn't work when i ask Lisa a question


yeah it can stay cold for longer, not ready for the heat yet.

[aroes]

i lold at that wiki

me and the missus had a chuckle the other night when we searched Jam Master Jay

At the age of 3 months he started playing trumpet