TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
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Summer and it's associated northerlies can eff off imo.
Spring = w1n
Autumn = w1n
Winter = w1n
Summer =
Spring = w1n
Autumn = w1n
Winter = w1n
Summer =
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Don't hate me for house
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hahah he loves it!
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fucking uk embassy are too busy to take registered post, so suggest using expresspost. great!
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i want some cold weather farken!
brings a whole new definition to sweater puppies tbh.
will be coming back to summer which is faaaaaaiiiiiil. just in time for crazy hot, no nice springa ding for me.
although apparently the winter here is fairly cool, so hopefully i'll get a month or two respite.
brings a whole new definition to sweater puppies tbh.
will be coming back to summer which is faaaaaaiiiiiil. just in time for crazy hot, no nice springa ding for me.
although apparently the winter here is fairly cool, so hopefully i'll get a month or two respite.
...
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3 back-to-back winters for this little snowbunny
Next summer I'm seeing is late 2011... and even then, could be in USA working on oilspill, so could dodge that bullet too!
I am totally loving Google Trends.
So what is the US fapping to today?
http://www.google.com/trends
Next summer I'm seeing is late 2011... and even then, could be in USA working on oilspill, so could dodge that bullet too!
I am totally loving Google Trends.
So what is the US fapping to today?
http://www.google.com/trends
Hot Searches (USA)
1. how did farrah s baby daddy die
2. rachel zoe taylor
3. taylor jacobson
4. mike jones
5. justin bieber takes estrogen pills
6. rick snyder
7. distinguo
8. mitzi kapture
9. bad girls club
10. michigan election results
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it's all about insights http://www.google.com/insights/search/#
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Ha, been using that too!
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i like the forcast feature
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total gurn face, he's so into it. fuck it's a horrible track though- ughJAMESSSS wrote:Watch the posted video on YouTube.
I love the little chin stroke before it drops.
Ahaha.
i love the :-O face. best
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"live your life like every week is shark week"
this is my new motto
this is my new motto
live your life like every week is shark week
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Does anyone have any suggestions for a housewarming gift? Need to get something for a mate and his fiance and I wouldn't have a clue whats good.
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apologies in advance jinx
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lol. took me a minute to get that! well played sirFents wrote:apologies in advance jinx
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HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping
This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford
:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the
Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering
banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops
his antics.
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
picked his nose, and ate it.
9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
were.
10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
Mission Impossible' theme.
11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using
different size funnels.
12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled'
PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, assumed the
foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping
This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford
:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the
Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering
banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops
his antics.
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
picked his nose, and ate it.
9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
were.
10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
Mission Impossible' theme.
11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using
different size funnels.
12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled'
PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, assumed the
foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
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lol that is pretty old D
live your life like every week is shark week
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me too!
i don't mind old goodies. here's another one i save for shit days ot make me laugh:
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics
correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, then the
pilots review the gripe sheets right before the next flight. Never let
it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some of the actual maintenance complaints submitted by the Qantas'
pilots (as marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (as marked with an S) by the maintenance engineers.
By the way, it is relevant to note that Qantas is the only major airline in the world that has never, ever, had an accident!
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in the cockpit.
S: Something tightened in the cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of a leak on the right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume reset to a more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: The number 3 engine is missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after a brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.
LOL awesome
i don't mind old goodies. here's another one i save for shit days ot make me laugh:
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics
correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, then the
pilots review the gripe sheets right before the next flight. Never let
it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some of the actual maintenance complaints submitted by the Qantas'
pilots (as marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (as marked with an S) by the maintenance engineers.
By the way, it is relevant to note that Qantas is the only major airline in the world that has never, ever, had an accident!
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in the cockpit.
S: Something tightened in the cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of a leak on the right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume reset to a more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: The number 3 engine is missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after a brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.
LOL awesome
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ohhh touche
live your life like every week is shark week
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LOL those ones are well funny Gnat, and i don't think i have seen those ones before
this always cracks me up -
this always cracks me up -
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flight check is awesome XD
bassfase is awesome XD
posted on fbook ehehe
bassfase is awesome XD
posted on fbook ehehe
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my posts are getting closer and closer to the current year!
one day, i will be in the future!
tomorrow perhaps?
who knows!!!
one day, i will be in the future!
tomorrow perhaps?
who knows!!!
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it will come CoB. you've been AWOL for a bit- welcome back
monday
no one likes a monday.
monday
no one likes a monday.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
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i normally like monday because it is my friday, and at this time, i have finished work, and got home and begin getting bored and internetting for a while.
buuuuut... my 2IC had an accident and possibly will not be in tomorrow, so i may need to work tomorrow.
so it is today might have become thursday...
buuuuut... my 2IC had an accident and possibly will not be in tomorrow, so i may need to work tomorrow.
so it is today might have become thursday...
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also, yeh i tend to forget some of the forums i frequent for a while, until i get really bored one day and suddenly remember them all...
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Thursday is the new monday.
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i could never get the hang of thursdays?
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Sunday I've got Thursday on my mind
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my 82 year old grandad just added me on facebook. he's such a nerd.
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so anyone who finds them offensive is not reasonable.A QUEENSLAND judge has found the terms "nigger" and "sandnigger" are not offensive to a reasonable person.
ya hear that you unreasonable nigger!!!
(please do not be offended by this post)
(PS. i had never heard sandnigger before..)
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christ.
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apparently saying "JESUS CHRIST!" on american television is not permitted.
like you are allowed to say it, but u are not allowed to say it with emphasis.
or. something, i cant really remember what the person was talking about...
like you are allowed to say it if you are talking about jesus christ, but you are not allowed to use it as a swear...
which i think is why that ep of futurama where they were going "JESUS CHRIST!!!" all the time was because they could argue they were talking about the painting...
also maybe why south park has jesus as a character?
or maybe i made all of this up in a dream i had one time
like you are allowed to say it, but u are not allowed to say it with emphasis.
or. something, i cant really remember what the person was talking about...
like you are allowed to say it if you are talking about jesus christ, but you are not allowed to use it as a swear...
which i think is why that ep of futurama where they were going "JESUS CHRIST!!!" all the time was because they could argue they were talking about the painting...
also maybe why south park has jesus as a character?
or maybe i made all of this up in a dream i had one time
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Mega awesome.
that is gold.
that is gold.
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face like an uncooked pudding
oh hai guys
oh hai guys
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Morning Gnat.
Morning Beeters.
Hump it up
Morning Beeters.
Hump it up
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the 'abbott quizzed on broadband and the economy' part of http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/ is amazing. god i hope they lose.
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nervous and excited today....and tired
need to chill da fuck out yo
LOL at COB, you funny!
Lol at mirror dude, what da fuck
need to chill da fuck out yo
LOL at COB, you funny!
Lol at mirror dude, what da fuck
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Hi, I'm back.
Work posts have recommenced - see the gripe thread for further details.
So what have I missed.
A couple of peeps have gone to Asis for holidays?
Preggers?
New jobs?
4 Walls?
Work posts have recommenced - see the gripe thread for further details.
So what have I missed.
A couple of peeps have gone to Asis for holidays?
Preggers?
New jobs?
4 Walls?
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Blaxter wrote:Hi, I'm back.
Preggers?