TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Post by **fooishbar** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:58 am

he's gone to the shop twice in 10 minutes, someone rob his house

manofunreal · Post by **manofunreal** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:22 am

CoB wrote:lol
u sure u didnt try change from jungle to beats with same name and it dissapear???

i am villephant on ITM btw.
though that probably means noting to u crazy melbournians

Who knows... Anyway I often do wonder what happened to all those crazy crew I used to know back in the ITM days. Fun times!

Never seen the name villephant before sorry dude... But yeah I don't imagine you were hanging around in the Melbourne forums?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:11 pm

I follow Wiley on Twitter - he's always fighting with someone. He's bonkers.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:20 am

yeh.
something

almax · Post by **almax** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:05 am

fooishbar wrote:wiley on ustream is incredible ... playing pop tunes, doing the melbourne shuffle (?!), rolling zoots, arguing with people on the phone, and yelling at random people in the chat.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-wiley-elusive-show

he is actually mental ... it's somehow compelling tho.

sounds like a another contender for my favourite (unintentional)comedian, here is my current favourite:

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

Post by **huge** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:36 pm

graham the spur-winged plover (yes i named him graham) or more accurately the masked lapwing, is back attacking the window at work. leaving dirty wormy slobber all over it. huhuhu. graham

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:40 pm

you should yell at it and maybe.
something.
um

Post by **huge** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:55 pm

he's not very responsive to verbal attacks.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:59 pm

Print out a picture of a cat and attach to window?

Post by **huge** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:24 pm

the hail has taken care of him

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:27 pm

huge wrote:(yes i named him graham)

The dead armadillo is called Herbie

JAMESSSS wrote:Print out a picture of a cat and attach to window?

My vote goes for a "Fuck off Graham" sign.

PS. Ain't the standard to put up a bird silhouette?

Post by **huge** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:47 pm

i think he's trying to watch the game of tennis we have playing on the telly.

Post by **huge** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:03 pm

absolutely no work gets done when sam stosur plays a game of tennis lol

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:17 pm

huge wrote:absolutely no work gets done when sam stosur plays a game of tennis lol

And here you've been blaming Graham

Post by **huge** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:46 pm

retzie wrote:
huge wrote:absolutely no work gets done when sam stosur plays a game of tennis lol
And here you've been blaming Graham

Yay she won. Now I don't have to work friday night!

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:36 pm

retzie wrote:
JAMESSSS wrote:Print out a picture of a cat and attach to window?
My vote goes for a "Fuck off Graham" sign.

Nononono wait - this sign, this sign!

I haven't spoken to another person for 2 days. Marbles = lost.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:47 pm

hi retzie

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:36 pm

i think is pretty old but has had me laughing for a week

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

and the inevitable autotune remix is both hilarious and incredibely catchy

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:16 am

i hadnt seen that J man, but ive been overseas for a couple of months, thats gold!

heres one i liked, might be old too, but its pretty cute non the less

first watch this one

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

REAL LIFE PUSS IN BOOTS

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:49 pm

True stories: dolphin answers whales' SOS call; pod of dolphins save severely-injured surfer from becoming shark's bait

http://www.worldculturepictorial.com/bl ... ll-dolphin

Surfer Todd Endris needed a miracle. The shark - a monster great white that came out of nowhere - had hit him three times, peeling the skin off his back and mauling his right leg to the bone. That’s when a pod of bottlenose dolphins intervened, forming a protective ring around Endris, allowing him to get to shore, where quick first aid provided by a friend saved his life. “Truly a miracle,” Endris told TODAY’s Natalie Morales on Thursday.

The dolphin – nicknamed Moko by local residents, who said it spent much of its time swimming playfully with beachgoers – helped two pygmy sperm whales, facing imminent death after becoming stranded on a sandbar, swim to safety. Until Moko's arrival, rescuers feared the mother and calf would have to be put down to prevent them suffering a prolonged death on Mahia beach, about 300 miles north-east of Wellington. Malcolm Smith and his team from the New Zealand Conservation Department had tried in vain to rescue the animals for an hour-and-a-half. With their effort faltering, it seemed only a matter of time before the operation was called off. "They kept getting disoriented and stranding again," Mr Smith said yesterday. "They couldn't find their way back past (the sandbar] to the sea."

Just as it seemed all hope was lost, Moko appeared. The dolphin approached the whales, leading them 200m along the beach before navigating them out to the open sea. Mr Smith believes the dolphin heard the whales' distress calls and came to their aid. "It was looking like it was going to be a bad outcome for the whales ... then Moko came along and fixed it," he said. "They had arched their backs and were calling to one another, but as soon as the dolphin turned up, they submerged and followed her.

"I don't speak whale and I don't speak dolphin, but there was obviously something that went on, because the two whales changed from being quite distressed to following the dolphin willingly and directly along the beach and straight out to sea." Another rescuer, Juanita Symes, added: "Moko came flying through the water and pushed in between us and the whales. She got them to head toward the hill, where the channel is. It was an amazing experience. The best day of my life."

Anton van Helden, a marine mammals expert at New Zealand's national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa, said the reports of Moko's rescue, while "fantastic", were believable because the dolphins have "a great capacity for altruistic activities". He cited evidence of dolphins protecting people lost at sea, and their playfulness with other animals. "We've seen bottlenose dolphins getting lifted up on the noses of humpback whales and flicked out of the water just for fun," he said. "But it's the first time I've heard of an inter-species refloating technique. I think that's wonderful." Since the rescue, Mr Smith said, the whales had not been spotted, although Moko soon returned to the beach and joined in games with local residents. "I shouldn't do this, I know we are meant to remain scientific," he added, "but I actually went into the water with the dolphin and gave it a pat afterwards, because she really did save the day."

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:07 pm

has any of the MB photographers got a key gen for adobe lightroom?

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:12 pm

check with Olsta, he has it

afternoon all

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:42 pm

gday

I sent in a vent to MX on thursday night and they printed it yesterday!!

i also felt so strongly about what I said that i didnt sign it with some random hiding name, simply SAM at the end. I stand by my comment.

@ graham. I had a bird in the house the other day. Went back and forth trying to get it to fly out the window and eventually, it just gave up and sat there and let my pick it up and put in a tree. Very cute.

In other news, tuesdays really are terrible arnt they.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:02 pm

I'm back.

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:18 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
I sent in a vent to MX on thursday night and they printed it yesterday!! i also felt so strongly about what I said that i didnt sign it with some random hiding name, simply SAM at the end. I stand by my comment.

OMG i had an inkling that that was you!
Talking about mental health and you shouldnt judge if you havent been there yeah?

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:13 pm

any chance of a scan?

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:34 pm

Mellogs wrote: I'm back.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:47 pm

almax wrote:
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
I sent in a vent to MX on thursday night and they printed it yesterday!! i also felt so strongly about what I said that i didnt sign it with some random hiding name, simply SAM at the end. I stand by my comment.
OMG i had an inkling that that was you!
Talking about mental health and you shouldnt judge if you havent been there yeah?

HA!!! Yep, that was me. Thats GOLD Al that you thought that. I go on and on in the same way then,

Maybe Cob.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:26 pm

Could stare at this for fucking hours.

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:32 pm

agreed Meckles

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:11 pm

changed to an av on itm XD

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:22 pm

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:17 am

deviant wrote:

HAHAH

manofunreal · Post by **manofunreal** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:39 am

@ mecka & deviant

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mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:29 pm

Oh my days....

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:43 pm

"That chimp is a idiot"

blimey

manofunreal · Post by **manofunreal** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:49 pm

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:27 am

anyone see gruen tonight?
about marketing religion..

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:20 am

CoB wrote:hi retzie

Hi CoB

I'm retzie.

I've talked to people now. Marbles still AWOL.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:40 pm

CoB wrote:anyone see gruen tonight?
about marketing religion..

Yeah, was pretty funny! The ad at the end in the golden turd competition was hilerious!! I also remember it, the "Ive got 3 pockets in my overalls, 2 in the every day regular place and, one on the bib". Terribly catchy horrible tune sung by a kid.

Brain · Post by **Brain** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:05 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
CoB wrote:anyone see gruen tonight?
about marketing religion..
Yeah, was pretty funny! The ad at the end in the golden turd competition was hilerious!! I also remember it, the "Ive got 3 pockets in my overalls, 2 in the every day regular place and, one on the bib". Terribly catchy horrible tune sung by a kid.

Not forgetting the random mouse that appeared at the end...

almax · Post by **almax** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:06 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
almax wrote:
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
I sent in a vent to MX on thursday night and they printed it yesterday!! i also felt so strongly about what I said that i didnt sign it with some random hiding name, simply SAM at the end. I stand by my comment.
OMG i had an inkling that that was you!
Talking about mental health and you shouldnt judge if you havent been there yeah?
HA!!! Yep, that was me. Thats GOLD Al that you thought that. I go on and on in the same way then,

Maybe Cob.

You got a couple of replys in last nights MX from some armchair experts

Post by **huge** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:50 pm

CoB wrote:anyone see gruen tonight?
about marketing religion..

you just reminded me Russel owes me a tie. gunna call him now.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:28 pm

mecka wrote:Oh my days....
Watch the posted video on YouTube.

reminds me of that quote from Jurassic Park

"nature always finds a way"

almax · Post by **almax** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:56 pm

Hatsudai wrote: reminds me of that quote from Jurassic Park

"nature always finds a way"

almax · Post by **almax** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:57 pm

skills

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:13 pm

I posted that months ago al

slowcunt

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:51 pm

Check this out!

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax · Post by **almax** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:55 pm

bah, i was overseas a month ago

-tanned cunt