TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:59 pm

woaw the conversation changed a little from da smoking argument i see

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:02 pm

its all deviants fault!

deviant wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:yup im gonna carry a jam jar for my butt
that's pretty dangerous... haven't you seen "one guy one cup"?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:06 pm

just watched one guy one cup.

disturbing how he makes no sound at all.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:06 pm

What in teh feck is wrong with you lot?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:07 pm

Lizkins wrote:woaw the conversation changed a little from da smoking argument i see

these kinds of videos are the ulitmate leveller. they take smokers and non smokers and make us go - WOW none of us are as fucked up as THAT!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:17 pm

you can just watch the news for that. Abbotts latest creepy head nodding is well funny, he looks like he is channelling the devil

or from the man who coined the term - WINNING!!! tv show still shit, catch phrase is well funny though

or the dude running stuff in Libya, he is well looney and i think is also channelling something, maybe a shit load of acid or something

i no need to see one man one cup or whatever it is...there be enough crazy just watching the news

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:19 pm

yes but that kind of crazy makes me horrified and sad. they stay with me. those kind of dudes give me nightmares

these videos just make me go WTF. then go about my day.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:32 pm

I couldn't watch one guy one cup... once the blood starts I had to turn it off.

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:40 pm

deviant wrote:I couldn't watch one guy one cup... once the blood starts I had to turn it off.

premature?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:19 am

morning!

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:57 am

deviant wrote:
Lizkins wrote:the Department of Sustainability, Environment, Water, Population and Communities came up with a butt container for smokers that they were going to give out. That was a few years back that i heard about it, and haven't seen them mailed out or anything though. i got one cos my friend worked there, its pretty nifty
we had them to give away at the Town Hall... still do I think

wait wait.... "WE"???

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:11 am

i haven't watched any of those vids... except half face kid... which was bad enough... gays with hammer sounds way too bad... but i am happy about said horse... definitely got his...

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:32 am

quick wrote:
deviant wrote:
Lizkins wrote:the Department of Sustainability, Environment, Water, Population and Communities came up with a butt container for smokers that they were going to give out. That was a few years back that i heard about it, and haven't seen them mailed out or anything though. i got one cos my friend worked there, its pretty nifty
we had them to give away at the Town Hall... still do I think

wait wait.... "WE"???

yes steve, me and the other people that work here

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:33 am

quick wrote:i haven't watched any of those vids... except half face kid... which was bad enough... gays with hammer sounds way too bad... but i am happy about said horse... definitely got his...

How do you know the horse wasn't into it? It was the horse doing the bumming, I don't think you can force 'em to do that if they really don't want to.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:39 am

my point hardy... he got his end wet and fucked that sicko good... real good

and Dan, i thought u meant north melb town hall pub, hence the 'we' comment

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:50 am

quick wrote:my point hardy... he got his end wet and fucked that sicko good... real good

AH i see! Was on a total other track with that. Yeah that horse went to town PROPER

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:07 am

this conversation is making me feel ill tbh.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:48 am

so i had to wake up early for a few job interviews this morning, now i am going to bed... i find my self think 'yay, i can sleep in tomorrow'... i am so shit... i have been able to sleep in nearly every morning for the past 19 months and 1 day has made me miss it.. i am fukd when i have to start workin full time again, which will most likely be next week...

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:52 am

how many months of no work was it again?

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:53 am

toughen up princess

now back to horses bumming off sickos. did the dudes a-hole get like crazy big after that?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:55 am

nah, it was tiny

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:55 am

Lizkins wrote:toughen up princess

now back to horses bumming off sickos. did the dudes a-hole get like crazy big after that?

Yes, but the real problem was the new holes it created in his bowells, stomach and intestines.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:56 am

quick wrote:so i had to wake up early for a few job interviews this morning, now i am going to bed... i find my self think 'yay, i can sleep in tomorrow'... i am so shit... i have been able to sleep in nearly every morning for the past 19 months and 1 day has made me miss it.. i am fukd when i have to start workin full time again, which will most likely be next week...

Suck it bitch!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:57 am

Hardy wrote:
Lizkins wrote:toughen up princess

now back to horses bumming off sickos. did the dudes a-hole get like crazy big after that?
Yes, but the real problem was the new holes it created in his bowells, stomach and intestines.

shit got blown out of proportion

i chose my words carefully then

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:57 am

thanx smiz

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:00 am

thank god that page is consigned to history.
:shudder:

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:01 am

lol i just sent that one around on email

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:02 am

hence the 'thanx smiz'

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:04 am

lol the seal one was funny too

Post by **system** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:24 am

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:25 am

morning gang.

possible topics today - cute doggies, fluffy things & rainbows?

Post by **system** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:27 am

how about the jb?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:28 am

my eyes sys- MY EYES

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:29 am

ghetto kitty wrote:morning gang.

possible topics today - cute doggies, fluffy things & rainbows?

A was raped by a cute doggy with a fluffy, rainbow coloured dildo yesterday! It really did a number on by sphincter!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:32 am

lol at post man cartoons

not lol at beiber/atkinson merge, yikes!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:34 am

Hardy wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:morning gang.

possible topics today - cute doggies, fluffy things & rainbows?
A was raped by a cute doggy with a fluffy, rainbow coloured dildo yesterday! It really did a number on by sphincter!

i knew that would happen, and i knew it would be you hardy.

in other news - i have had to deliver some very tough love this morning. sigh. but a relief.
im too damn nice mostly.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:37 am

I find if little Timmy has broken curfew throwing him back in the well is a great way to implement tough love.

Would have to muzzle Lassie though.

Can't be avoided tbh.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:38 am

ghetto kitty wrote:
Hardy wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:morning gang.

possible topics today - cute doggies, fluffy things & rainbows?
A was raped by a cute doggy with a fluffy, rainbow coloured dildo yesterday! It really did a number on by sphincter!
i knew that would happen, and i knew it would be you hardy.

I am comfortably predicatable, am I not?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:40 am

yes, and now you are not my forum enemy, very entertaining!

Post by **system** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:07 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:

not ready to join the beanber army?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:09 pm

NO!

our tip jar on the bar today says

"ever tip kills a beiber fan"

the staff did quite well from it yesterday

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:42 pm

Intertron-only contact with the world means I still basically don't know who or what a Bieber is

In other news, I found out today my dad is convinced I'm going to marry an American and never come home

Post by **huge** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:58 pm

my dad is trying to hook me up with dodgy Vietnamese ladies... in VN. sound plan that one.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:17 pm

two words for the both of you to shock your parents and they'll leave you alone for a while - "I'm gay"

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:18 pm

retzie wrote: In other news, I found out today my dad is convinced I'm going to marry an American and never come home

dont do it!

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:30 pm

It's all good, my parents are very well trained and never say a word to me - I only got this snippet via my sis.

ghetto kitty wrote:dont do it!

Chance would be a fine thing! The mens... they be crazee

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:42 pm

you srsly do not have to tell me that ladykins!

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:45 pm

huge wrote:my dad is trying to hook me up with dodgy Vietnamese ladies... in VN. sound plan that one.

If I was single I'd think that was a pretty awesome plan.

Post by **huge** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:52 pm

besides the errr. vast distance between here and vn? good plan dodgy dad.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:59 pm

huge wrote:besides the errr. vast distance between here and vn? good plan dodgy dad.

it is a bit dodgy... he's just trying to rope you into going over to see him!