TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:38 pm

MISSING SOLDIER COULD BE TOY!

from the age.

Post by **lynt** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:39 pm

nic wrote:eeeekkkk. my bedroom windows are open, all of them about 6 inches......Gottta try to get my girl to run home now! Havnet slept in a wet bed for years. It is a octagonal waterbed however!

holy shit............. my window....... at home ...........

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:39 pm

I reckon that's a Toy fo' shaw

Post by **Friday** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:44 pm

shit!!

my windows too!

loungeroom, bathroom and study are all open

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:58 pm

wanna know something funny?

had about 60 people call up today to complain about water damage to their properties via windows, drains, floors etc

went to inspect one particular property, and a crazy man has poured a bucked of water onto his carpet onto the middle of his living room; in the attempt that he might have his whole appartment recarpeted

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:06 pm

Random thought of the day:

Does a glass of orange juice constitute a course in a 3 course meal? A banner at a cafe on Bridge Rd advertised a 3 course breakfast, the first course being a glass of orange juice. Now, I confess, I don't really get around to breakfast on a regular basis, but I still don't think a person in the market for a 3 course breaky would be very impressed with this. Am I wrong?

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:07 pm

uhoh i want to go home and check. I feel a headache coming on

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:10 pm

Ani, only if there's a double shot of Vodka in it

stoked I don't live at Club Lorne anymore, the place used to leak like a mutha fucka whenever it rained

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:11 pm

at mellogs

classic shit...

got to give him at least a new door know for effort.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:21 pm

Ani wrote:Random thought of the day:

Does a glass of orange juice constitute a course in a 3 course meal? A banner at a cafe on Bridge Rd advertised a 3 course breakfast, the first course being a glass of orange juice. Now, I confess, I don't really get around to breakfast on a regular basis, but I still don't think a person in the market for a 3 course breaky would be very impressed with this. Am I wrong?

I know the one! Saw that driving past the other day and went WTF!! I'm sorry, but NO, that does NOT constitute a course. Bloody rip off merchants!!

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:33 pm

hehehe

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,146087,00.html

Now known as the "sex bomb," or in saucier headlines, the "gay bomb," scientists considered developing a chemical weapon with aphrodisiac qualities that would make enemy soldiers hopelessly, physically attractive to one another so as to paralyze their ranks and destroy morale.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:34 pm

^^^^^^

I'd like to see that...

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:35 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:hehehe

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,146087,00.html

Now known as the "sex bomb," or in saucier headlines, the "gay bomb," scientists considered developing a chemical weapon with aphrodisiac qualities that would make enemy soldiers hopelessly, physically attractive to one another so as to paralyze their ranks and destroy morale.

In other news Tom Jones to sue a certain group of scientists.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:36 pm

i was about to google image search for that animated gif of the massive pile of rooting men from that southpark episode.

im affraid to do so tho.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:38 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:i was about to google image search for that animated gif of the massive pile of rooting men from that southpark episode.

im affraid to do so tho.

u can't find it can ya...

Post by **lucas** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:39 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:39 pm

i havent tried! you type in 'massive pile of gay men' southpark or something.. haha

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:40 pm

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:43 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:i havent tried! you type in 'massive pile of gay men' southpark or something.. haha

I found this

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:44 pm

i am cooking osso bucco for the 1st time. i hope it works ok :S

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:45 pm

Polecat wrote:i am cooking osso bucco for the 1st time. i hope it works ok :S

ke? what is osso bucco?

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:48 pm

Polecat wrote:i am cooking osso bucco for the 1st time. i hope it works ok :S

that stuff is awesome.

dead easy! i should make it again sometime..

Quick, its veal shins! in spicey tomato saucy stuff!

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:49 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
Polecat wrote:i am cooking osso bucco for the 1st time. i hope it works ok :S
that stuff is awesome.

dead easy! i should make it again sometime..

Quick, its veal shins! in spicey tomato saucy stuff!

How'd I know you'd answer this???

Sounds yum, I doubt it'll get made in our kitchen tho.

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:56 pm

it wasnt too hard to make. i followed the recipe the BF left for me. i'm just hoping it tastes good for him

Put some red wine, celery, onions, carrots, garlic in there with the tomatoes. *fingers crossed* wish we had some more red. The fridge has all white wine in it.... because that's what you bloody drink on 30C hot summery days. Craziness that it is 13C in the city now!

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:58 pm

PC.. has that A hole from the US got back to you yet???

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:58 pm

Polecat wrote:it wasnt too hard to make. i followed the recipe the BF left for me. i'm just hoping it tastes good for him Put some red wine, celery, onions, carrots, garlic in there with the tomatoes. *fingers crossed* wish we had some more red. The fridge has all white wine in it.... because that's what you bloody drink on 30C hot summery days. Craziness that it is 13C in the city now!

mmm... white wine is where its at, I know I'm in the minority, but its sooooo much nicer than red. Gimme a Chardanay Semillon any day.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:01 pm

those $6 bottles of red (cab sav) from safeway are wicked!

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:04 pm

quick wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:i havent tried! you type in 'massive pile of gay men' southpark or something.. haha
I found this

The simpsons reference may have been lost on the others... but not me

Nice one!

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:04 pm

that a-hole has not got back to me. the deadline he set to let me know passed on 18 jan. i've emailed and said when is your next deadline to make a decision by.

today my boss said i should just email him and said "thanks, but i have been offered a job somewhere else" and that i have found the whole process with him to be very frustrating. she reckons he will offer it to me then if he is going to, otherwise it will put an end to the process.

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:05 pm

The only white wine worth sniffing is Botrysis (bad sp?) Noble Rot, a thick wicked desert wine....mmmm its so warming. Perfect for now or later on with a 12 inch joint!!!

inside warm with the OC on raining heavy outside....ohhh its 6 oclock!

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:08 pm

Ani wrote:
quick wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:i havent tried! you type in 'massive pile of gay men' southpark or something.. haha
I found this

The simpsons reference may have been lost on the others... but not me Nice one!

Hehe, thanks for that, I thought it was quite ammusing too.

Kent Brockman reports that Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss
Springfield. The intended footage of the unceremonious
crown-stripping is replaced by a goat being bottle-fed.

The father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out
the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under `do not write in this
space' he wrote `OK'.
-- Kent Brockman's report, ``Lisa the Beauty Queen''

Homer and Lisa watches the report at home. Homer takes full
responsibility.

Lisa: Dad, do you remember why you entered me in that pageant?
Homer: I dunno. Was I drunk?
Lisa: Possibly.

``But the point is you wanted me to feel better about myself, and I
do.'' Homer asks, ``Will you remember this the next time I wreck
your life?'' Lisa agrees.

The news continues with Kent's exclusive interview with Pope
John Paul II. But all that we get is the goat footage. Kent leaves
in a huff.

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:11 pm

Polecat wrote:that a-hole has not got back to me. the deadline he set to let me know passed on 18 jan. i've emailed and said when is your next deadline to make a decision by.

today my boss said i should just email him and said "thanks, but i have been offered a job somewhere else" and that i have found the whole process with him to be very frustrating. she reckons he will offer it to me then if he is going to, otherwise it will put an end to the process.

THAT IS FARKED PC

lets make a voodo doll this weekend and poor battery acid over it limb by limb

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:20 pm

bwhahahaah. that sounds like an excellent idea. RB can let some stress off too by helping

every day I send him an email about 10am saying "no news, again".

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:22 pm

Polecat wrote:bwhahahaah. that sounds like an excellent idea. RB can let some stress off too by helping every day I send him an email about 10am saying "no news, again".

worse than trying for a baby i bet

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:25 pm

i wouldnt know! never tried!!

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:29 pm

Polecat wrote:

i wouldnt know! never tried!!

i was not implying my dear

a friend of mine had been trying for years...drove her & the boy batty. as soon as she gave up... IT happened...

the demon child was born...

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:35 am

Who else was late today???

40min wait for the tram, then ended up driving in.

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:44 am

i anticipated there would be prob's and left early..... had a meeting i could not miss.

felt sorry for all the peep's i passed waiting for trams

I wouldn't want to be in Geelong right now http://mirror.bom.gov.au/products/IDR02 ... html#image

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:50 am

i was 20mins late.

no one cares here tho!

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:57 am

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:i was 20mins late.

no one cares here tho!

I'm sure they care about you Hugh, we all do...

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:48 pm

I just went to the Lost Dogs Home and came home with a Jack Russell

I'm not really a dog person but he's damn cute!

Post by **lucas** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:50 pm

Hahaha. Nice work!

(I want a whippet)

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:51 pm

eskay wrote:I just went to the Lost Dogs Home and came home with a Jack Russell

I'm not really a dog person but he's damn cute!

YAYYYYYY!!!!

A friend for Junior

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:51 pm

(I want a whippet)

I think we'll be getting one of those too

Trailer_trash · Post by **Trailer_trash** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:53 pm

eskay wrote:I just went to the Lost Dogs Home and came home with a Jack Russell

I'm not really a dog person but he's damn cute!

nice one T. Mums lookin after a ring tail possum that got washed out in this weather...(dont tell Fi

)

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:54 pm

I wont dog

Dog can not feed itself when im overseas tho

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:56 pm

Trailer_trash wrote:
eskay wrote:I just went to the Lost Dogs Home and came home with a Jack Russell

I'm not really a dog person but he's damn cute!
nice one T. Mums lookin after a ring tail possum that got washed out in this weather...(dont tell Fi )

KILL IT!!!

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:57 pm

why kill possum?

possum don't hurt noone

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:59 pm

eskay wrote:

why kill possum?

possum don't hurt noone

sorry... its hammered into every rural NZ'er.

note to self...(must suspend oppossum destruction auto-pilot)

Trailer_trash · Post by **Trailer_trash** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:59 pm

stovequeen wrote:
Trailer_trash wrote:
eskay wrote:I just went to the Lost Dogs Home and came home with a Jack Russell

I'm not really a dog person but he's damn cute!
nice one T. Mums lookin after a ring tail possum that got washed out in this weather...(dont tell Fi )

KILL IT!!!

...ya big meanie!!!