Gimme a Break! Presents THE BREAKFASTAZ (UK) Sat 4th of June

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Thu May 26, 2005 2:06 pm

That's just nastay! Thanks.

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu May 26, 2005 2:43 pm

lilstormer wrote:oy! it's a bit quiet in 'ere.

here's a picture of what Drew and Guyno will look like after the biggest baddest gimme ever...

Bwaaaahahahahahaha.......................

You must av been at the last recovery Sal. GOLD!!!!!

p.s. is that clumps of garlic on that dudes head?wtf?

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Thu May 26, 2005 3:23 pm

Guyno wrote: Bwaaaahahahahahaha.......................

You must av been at the last recovery Sal. GOLD!!!!!

p.s. is that clumps of garlic on that dudes head?wtf?

Nah guy that's what your Brain's gonna look like after next sat night, I think some kind of swelling problem there.

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:45 pm

lilstormer wrote:Nah guy that's what your Brain's gonna look like after next sat night, I think some kind of swelling problem there.

Me no like this talk of swelling and brains. Guyno, please bring the filth.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri May 27, 2005 10:16 am

Hello all,
Here is my message of the week to you all.........

GET FARKED!!!

Now that I've got that off my chest.......
How's things?

You guys been buying tix?

Also....

What's happened to that galoot Shane Ford?

Not a peep out of the dude.
Is he still alive?

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Fri May 27, 2005 11:15 am

I heard he's been running an illegal gun smuggling operation out of Footscray. In between that he's been secretly performing live sex shows with the old favorite, Drew's Donkey. As if that wasn't busy enough, he's also found time to play under a suedonym (hope that's spelled right) at Bass Station...

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Fri May 27, 2005 11:40 am

MISSING : SHANE FORD^^^^

APPEARANCE : LUMBERJACK

REWARD : N/A

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri May 27, 2005 12:39 pm

Guyno wrote:

MISSING : SHANE FORD^^^^

APPEARANCE : LUMBERJACK

REWARD : N/A

Reward - you get to shave his beard off.

Here's a pic to put you off ever growing a beard..........

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:59 pm

Maybe you'd rather look like this

mmm, its a toss up

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:50 pm

Yes, that's a cyclopian Lebanese attack cow.
Highly sought after in parts of the world where people can't run very fast, because you can sneak up on it much easier that a normal cow.

You have to be real careful it doesn't catch you though. It will tear your tits off.

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:49 pm

I love this thread. Sick bastards!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:58 pm

I don't - it's making me sick....

Brain · Post by **Brain** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:49 pm

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Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:03 pm

Brain wrote:Just bought tickets to Breakfastaz! It's gonna get very messy!

Yes, it sure is.

Just did all the final preps, ironed out all the little crinkles.
THE BREAKFASTAZ ARE COMING!!!!
Signed, sealed, delivered.

This is going to be one incredibly rocking gig!!

And just as an added bonus, there will be no men with beards toungue kissing eachother.

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:10 pm

Little Evil wrote:
Brain wrote:Just bought tickets to Breakfastaz! It's gonna get very messy!
Yes, it sure is.

Just did all the final preps, ironed out all the little crinkles.
THE BREAKFASTAZ ARE COMING!!!!
Signed, sealed, delivered.

This is going to be one incredibly rocking gig!!

And just as an added bonus, there will be no men with beards toungue kissing eachother.

Damn, I just invited the whole Amish Mardi Gras float...

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:15 pm

Had a dream once about two middle aged men, with thick, dirty beards tongue kissing eachother in a bubble bath.
It disturbed me for weeks, but for some reason is kind of amusing.

GM - Lets have our own bubble bath float at the next mardi gras.
Throw away the razor old son. Lets party 'castaway' style.

Who's in it with us?
Don't all put your hands up at once now!!

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:18 pm

Only if I can be The Skipper and you can be my "little buddy"

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:34 pm

Yeah cool. It's a 'three hour tour.'
We can get the millionaire and his wife to finance the whole fucking deal.

I get first dibs at Maryanne and Ginger, and I get to kick the shit out of Gilligan at least once?

Is that cool?

marcus · Post by **marcus** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:32 am

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Sun May 29, 2005 2:11 pm

Little Evil wrote:and I get to kick the shit out of Gilligan at least once?

Is that cool?

What? PLUR doesn't come into effect with Gilligan and his crew?

gks · Post by **gks** » Sun May 29, 2005 2:34 pm

Lil Misbreaks what the hell is that thing, im going to have nightmares all night LOL

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:20 am

Little Evil wrote:Had a dream once about two middle aged men, with thick, dirty beards tongue kissing eachother in a bubble bath.
It disturbed me for weeks, but for some reason is kind of amusing.

GM - Lets have our own bubble bath float at the next mardi gras.
Throw away the razor old son. Lets party 'castaway' style.

Who's in it with us?
Don't all put your hands up at once now!!

Sounds like you have a bit of a bear fesish Drew: check out the

big bearded hairy man....

hunky?

we got tix, we got tix... looking forward to satdee night... already considering taking monday off

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon May 30, 2005 1:43 pm

gks wrote:Lil Misbreaks what the hell is that thing, im going to have nightmares all night LOL

Sorry!! the cycloptic pig... found it in the bottom of Drew's bag one day and had to release the poor thing from the torturous life it was having chained to Drew's bed. Just cos its scary doesnt mean it cant be loved.....

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Mon May 30, 2005 6:08 pm

lilstormer wrote:Sounds like you have a bit of a bear fesish Drew: check out the

big bearded hairy man....

hunky?

Where did you find a pic of Scotrod's father???

Seriously, that's what Scotty C will be looking like after 5 years of marriage and 2 kids...either that or the 1-eyed dog picture.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Mon May 30, 2005 6:16 pm

this Saturday!!!

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Mon May 30, 2005 6:21 pm

Word bRb, I'm gonna tear the dance floor a new one!

:edwardpenishands:

Post by **breaksRbest** » Mon May 30, 2005 6:24 pm

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Mon May 30, 2005 6:27 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:00 pm

Little Evil wrote:Had a dream once about two middle aged men, with thick, dirty beards tongue kissing eachother in a bubble bath.
It disturbed me for weeks, but for some reason is kind of amusing.

and then you wake up in a pudle of your own seed.... you filthy prick

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Sorry!! the cycloptic pig... found it in the bottom of Drew's bag one day and had to release the poor thing from the torturous life it was having chained to Drew's bed. Just cos its scary doesnt mean it cant be loved...

There's no need to talk about Elizabeth like that!!! Jeez you people are cruel.... Drew maybe a disgusting excuse for a deviant but Liz is ok (except for the one eye thing... that does look a bit gross)...

Anyhoo... on the subject of music (which I gather this is all about in a round-a-bout way), isn't wierd how you can hear a track in the store or by itself (through DLing or whatever) and decide that's it's not for you for whatever reason. Then you hear somebody else play it in a kickass mix and all of a sudden you love the track and wanna get it....

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:26 pm

I gotta say..... the sound quality on those mutiny mixes makes them virtually unlistenable... They sound like poo, and the MC sux too... Oh well, you cant win them all

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 31, 2005 9:12 am

A puddle of my own seed?

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:03 am

Little Evil wrote:A puddle of my own seed?

Oi Drew, check your email!

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:42 pm

.......THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOOT CHIKA BOOM THWAK!!!!!!!!!!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:02 pm

Guyno wrote: .......THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOOL CHIKO BOOM TWAT!!!!!!!!!!

yay!!!!!!!
Can't wait until the fuckin weekend!!
Still fucked from the last one, but who gives a fark!!!
Lets partay!!!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:12 pm

tickets?

huh?

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:22 pm

jbs wrote:tickets?

huh?

Are you waiting on that Evil fucker to get some tix to ya James?

I can swing by sometime at your convenience and drop you off a bundle????

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:24 pm

Guyno wrote:
jbs wrote:tickets?

huh?

Are you waiting on that Evil fucker to get some tix to ya James?

I can swing by sometime at your convenience and drop you off a bundle????

nah sorted. Drew was too busy stalking the postman and forgot to actually post the parcel.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:01 pm

All sorted!!

Anyone who's interested.
I'm on Nick Thayers show tonight on RRR.
I'm on around 8pm apparently.
Tune in tonight, it's a pretty good show.

See you soon!!
Evil.

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:41 pm

Drew,
Check your email inbox for my latest. IMPORTANT!!!

...and slightly funny if yer into that sort of thing.

marcus · Post by **marcus** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:36 am

Will be picking up my tickets for this tonight. Looks like it's shaping up to be a massive night. Good to hear there was a bit of representation on RRR last night, hope it went well.

Catch you guys on Saturday!

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:50 am

Guyno, I should've grabbed one of those A0's from ya to stick in my front window. Gets alot of foot traffic past it.

ah well, next time.

Bring on the futha muckin' Breakfasterz!!!!!!!!!

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:03 pm

This gig is gonna be the dogs bollocks

that's all

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:11 am

It's too early in the morning to be funny and the dog ate my enthusiasm.

Can someone please hold the fort for me, I promise to have some decent material and a full head of steam by Saturday night....

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:43 am

Ok, time for some funny shit.
Let me have a look thru my library of filth.......

Ahhh, here we go...................

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:56 pm

Set times:

Main Room -
Obliveus 11.00 - 12.30
Guyno & Dr Sponk 12.30 - 2.00
BREAKFASTAZ 2.00 - 4.00
Little Evil 4.00 - 5.30
Shane Ford 5.30 - 7.00

Side Room -
Ben Stacey N/A
Ferris N/A

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:07 pm

Hey when's Ramsley on?

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:10 pm

Hans-DC told me to bring a shitload of trance records as the Gimme crowd loves it uplifting and progressive. Is this true?

Blueprint · Post by **Blueprint** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:14 pm

spot on eric.. gimme love that shit.. Start with progressive and bring home the nrg just before Guyno steps on..

see you there boys..

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:49 pm

Blueprint wrote:spot on eric.. gimme love that shit.. Start with progressive and bring home the nrg just before Guyno steps on..

see you there boys..

I've heard about your NRG forays Blueprint.

I've been to his place guys. He has a whole room of happy pants.
He likes to throw them on the ground and roll in them.
He also likes to wear happy pants while he produces - says it makes him feel sexy, and it comes out in the music.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:50 pm

Direktor wrote:Hey when's Ramsley on?

Who the fark is 'Ramsley?"