Melbourne Beats

no pweeeze elaborate.

Peter gone. Aaron won by skin of his teeth tbh. It's getting pretty exciting now!

i like aaron. so self depricating.
i think marion's getting a bit cocky.
no favourite ftw tbh imo.

Well i personally do not think Jimmy belongs back in, was shocked he got in, no where near enough variety in his skills.... FAIL on his return...

i don't mind Adam TBH....

Alex, did you call Claire a homewrecker back in this thread cos of her relationship or is that just a coinkidink??

Woman's Day has an article on the front and it calls her a homewrecker!! She's in a relationship with a married guy. Not sure how she is the wrecker, she isnt cheating. Gotta be the woman's fault, men have ALWAYS been able to keep it in their pants

Courtney's gay, Adam lost his sister from a freaky annurism (spelling??) , Matt Preston's becoming too fat and Claire's a homewrecker. oohhh scandal, not.

Shit article, seems like pretty standard life stuff to me.

I liked Claire last night, she did a good job i thought and wasnt sooky.

I really don't like Claire's voice at all.
she has that sssssssssss whistle thing that old people get. ARGH!
And thanks to Nat I can't stop looking at her ears.
Still - she's quite good.
Didn't like the look of that dish at all though tbh.
Wankery.

FUCK, same here!! I didnt notice the ears and then once you do, holy fuck, you canna look at nuthn else, EVER.

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Alex, did you call Claire a homewrecker back in this thread cos of her relationship or is that just a coinkidink??

Woman's Day has an article on the front and it calls her a homewrecker!! She's in a relationship with a married guy. Not sure how she is the wrecker, she isnt cheating. Gotta be the woman's fault, men have ALWAYS been able to keep it in their pants

Courtney's gay, Adam lost his sister from a freaky annurism (spelling??) , Matt Preston's becoming too fat and Claire's a homewrecker. oohhh scandal, not.

Shit article, seems like pretty standard life stuff to me.

I liked Claire last night, she did a good job i thought and wasnt sooky.

that was me I think - it was a little heavy handed in relation to the relationship she was having that i noticed in news the other day.

Ah, thats right, it was you SF. Nah, it was just weird to see it on the front page of a mag and i was sure if read it on here first.

Possibly, yeah

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:FUCK, same here!! I didnt notice the ears and then once you do, holy fuck, you canna look at nuthn else, EVER.

well thanks ladies, cause i never noticed anything and now i will be looking out for the standard ear shot!

oh Charlie girl, your fucked now, so sorry!!

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Alex, did you call Claire a homewrecker back in this thread cos of her relationship or is that just a coinkidink??

Woman's Day has an article on the front and it calls her a homewrecker!! She's in a relationship with a married guy. Not sure how she is the wrecker, she isnt cheating. Gotta be the woman's fault, men have ALWAYS been able to keep it in their pants

Courtney's gay, Adam lost his sister from a freaky annurism (spelling??) , Matt Preston's becoming too fat and Claire's a homewrecker. oohhh scandal, not.

Shit article, seems like pretty standard life stuff to me.

I liked Claire last night, she did a good job i thought and wasnt sooky.

I never called Clare a homewrecker, Feigan did.

lol sorry guys but they teh massive!

she irritates the shit out of me still

agree marion needs less cheese

that 'food' last night :gag: gross

courtney reminds me of cameron diaz

still loving adam and aaron. go boys!

wat a classic, she could be the premiership cup for the next hundred years. She actually looks like me ex best friend - slapped me across the face, hence the X - drives me even more crazy.

Oh YI, wasnt having a go, all good. I did have a moment of, here it first on mb.c!

Adam seems to be one of the lovliest, positive sounding people ive seen on these shows. He's really ace. Aaron is a fucking champion with his weird tickler/moustache thing.

Lil MiSbreaks wrote: Adam seems to be one of the lovliest, positive sounding people ive seen on these shows. He's really ace. Aaron is a fucking champion with his weird tickler/moustache thing.

When Aaron scrubs up he reminds me of the old west kinda guys, you know Whyatt Earp (sp) stype thing...LOL

we shall call him Dapper Dan

Adam= Awesome, he gets my vote, seems like a glass half full kinda guy, and we like that....

Awesome, dapper Dan it is!

wow this show gets even more annoying every time i accidentally have it on....
macaroon battles?
donna gay?
cooking for the troops?

ugh...

I didnt see last night, what was the issue they showed on the ad when they called Claire over??

FILL ME IN PWEASE!!

theres a long sumary about halfway down in the thread here

http://www.realityravings.com/

it was a good ep - callum didn't listen to orders again!

Callum fucked the Custard!

Pretty much identical menu's for both teams for the army challenge.

tonights cook off should be a good one. Adam used the immunity pin to avoid the challenge.

oops -

Callum was Fucking Discustard!

i felt sorry for adam but i would have used it too

i got a feeling marion might go tonight

callum v lucky to be on the winning team or he would be g.o.n.e

as far as callum goes LMB here's a comprehensive synopsis

stammer squint flush lisp
custard geyser>scrambled egg
FAIL
flush flush stammer squint squint

perfect description Gnat.

marion to go tonight - I think Aaron.

will be interesting as it's a skills test isn't it?

i dunno is it?

looked like a taste test..

yep - that's what i was meant - taste not skill.

oops!!

Damn... never saw that coming.. Marion out!

Marion's gone. WTF.

Yep. Aaron beat her in a satay sauce cook off.

TBH - her satay didn't look too flash, and that's where she lost it.

both looked like diarrhea tbh

Ha!

This is bigger than the Hawks beating Geelong in a premiership.

I couldn't stop laughing at the reaction when Aaron got back to the house.

Pure gold.

Alvin nearly wet his pants

good tv

a message to people saying it is all pre decided and set up perhaps..

yeh the looks on the other guy's faces as it dawned that they were actually in the running with her gone was funny

clever editing as usual too showing marion being arrogant (?) in the pre tasting- 'sorry to these two but it won't be me going'

lol wrong!

gnat wrote:
clever editing as usual too showing marion being arrogant (?) in the pre tasting- 'sorry to these two but it won't be me going'

lol wrong!

Famous last words anyone.....LOL

Claire looks alright in this photo....

http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/who/artic ... imination/

Gnat - I think you picked that marion was going to go - well played.

yeh they covered up her wingnuts with her hair hehehe

go BOYS! except jonathon. still cannot stand. pink shirts, annoying poncy voice and cannot believe he is 32!!!! he looks 42

Crap is he younger than me! damn dude... bad aging there!

EDIT - spelling

jonno ftw

he wouldn't sell a cook book though, neighter would aaron

adam is really the only marketable one imo. perhaps alvin or courtney

Alvin or Adam would nail a cook book.

I reeckon Chris Badenoch from the first series in Aus should have won - beer & food FTW.

Aaron would do a bad ass mexican or pasta cook book

Feigan wrote:Ha!

This is bigger than the Hawks beating Geelong in a premiership.

I couldn't stop laughing at the reaction when Aaron got back to the house.

Pure gold.

Alvin nearly wet his pants

Isnt it. A couple of you picked it im sure i read yesterday. I scoffed over here, pfff, she's not going. SIF. She's winning it!

Her satay looked like diaz man, sorry, but it did. youd be spewing wouldnt you, thai background and your satay looked like that

Im a bit sad, i liked her But holy shit the looks on their faces was full on! Alvin did nearly wet his pants didnt he. Lucky Claire commented to Aaron, hey, its not that your back, it that she's gone. someone had too.

Aaron could do a book, the pasta/beer/bread/and appropriate music book.... Id buy that before some sniffling Jonathan book thats for sure.

go Adam!

Jonno is the same as a cat it would appear, only 9 lives.

Courtney kicked arse. It was good.

Yeah Courtney looked the least organised, but props to pulling it together.

I STILL think that Jimmy is in way over his head and should never have been afforded the opportunity to re-enter the comp.....

ADAM FTW

lol, they have this on in Sweden... they love aussie tele

got my fingers crossed for alvin in cook off tonight

callum has got a four leaf clover up his ass i swear- he puts up half a dish and still gets through?..

half a dish and gets equal second!

Yep - Adam, Claire, Courtney all nailed there dishes last night.

was agood episode.

WTF did Jimmy plate up.

It's time to go......

Jimmy.

As long as Jimmy goes out tonight - I'm happy.

we were laughing about it this morning

contestants tonight you are cooking ... french provinical

jimmy what are you making?

ummmm a french provincial biryani with brie chapati

totes diversity

Farken LOL

Yeah Jimmy over his head time to go, I agree RE Callum, half a serve and still gets kudos... hmmm

For me the stand out was Adam - LOVED his idea, execution - the whole bit.... Courtney did well, real well SHe impresed ol Kylie with her flavours, natural understanding of food there...

kylie wanted to give her one imo

mwah ha ha ha ha ha

How was his garnish on his rice dish....

almonds.

not diced

not crushed

whole almonds.

Good work Jimmy, very good.

Kylie was all up for a crack with Courtney. very much so. she referenced the omlette to the one her mother used to make and referred to Courtney as 'The Kid'

Totally wanted a lickity split sandwich instead of omlette

Feigan wrote:
Totally wanted a lickity split sandwich instead of omlette

FARKEN LOL