Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:34 pm**

"Hanhy, I shrunk the kids"

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:41 pm**

'Yes Doc, I've got this Hahn growing on my testicles, and I'd like it excised.
I better get it done soon before it spreads to my arse, and my bowels start to redline.'

Posted: **Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:34 am**

Little Evil wrote:'Yes Doc, I've got this Hahn growing on my testicles, and I'd like it excised.
I better get it done soon before it spreads to my arse, and my bowels start to redline.'

I've got a Hahnch that it's an STD.

Posted: **Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:45 am**

Eric,
You can ring me any time today, if you need to.
Will be in the studio all day, and off the net, and will have the phone right near me.
Otherwise, I'll just see you tonight @ Brown Alley.

Posted: **Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:13 am**

obliveus wrote:Just worked out a way to add some more talent onto the line-up. Will keep you posted about this when we have more details, but should be a nice addition.

comon ob1 when you gonna let the cat outta the bag

Posted: **Sat Feb 26, 2005 4:47 pm**

SHIFTY wrote:
obliveus wrote:Just worked out a way to add some more talent onto the line-up. Will keep you posted about this when we have more details, but should be a nice addition.
comon ob1 when you gonna let the cat outta the bag

Will know all by tonight, promise! Shifty you really are Shifty. I know you know already. I feel like Woody in Toy Story 2, "you really are Stinky Pete". Ughhh!

By the way, what the hell am I on about?

Posted: **Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:53 am**

Guyno should be back in a few hours. Looking forward to seeing the new ad. Everyone be on the lookout this week in Inpress. REPRESENT!!!

Also, it might be a good idea to be on the lookout for a skinny little cat from Essendon with a demo tape in his back pocket. For your own sake, just keep walking.

Posted: **Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:29 pm**

ive seen that wierd skinny dude before tryin to sell some mixed tape cause he needs money to feed his donkey cause he tried it on a ALL MEAT diet but the donkey is starting to have side affects

Posted: **Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:18 pm**

SHIFTY wrote:ive seen that wierd skinny dude before tryin to sell some mixed tape cause he needs money to feed his donkey cause he tried it on a ALL MEAT diet but the donkey is starting to have side affects

Man, I cant get that skinny dude out of my house. Help!

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:34 am**

Don't make me come round there and put you in the hurt-locker little man.

There's a new way to say Guyno's dj name.
You say it like JJ from 'Good Times'.

GUYNOMITE!!

Here's the new flyer.....

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:16 pm**

Speaking of hurt lockers. Ski biscuits should be BANNED!!!

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:34 pm**

good to see you back guyno

evil- get farked

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:02 pm**

Guyno inda house!!!

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:09 pm**

What's a ski biscuit?

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:39 pm**

any of you caught the WASP ep?

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:40 pm**

DBoy wrote:any of you caught the WASP ep?

yep, sik!

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:43 pm**

i actually think he is better live- but maybe that is the production of the tracks that lacks? But some nice content in the more hip hop stuff.

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:45 pm**

Personally I think it rules.
A first professional album that is fully financed, written, performed and produced by an artist is no mean feat.

Definately one of the best MC's in the country today.
I think he's great on the album, and also live.
Wasp rules.

Did I say Wasp rules?

Just one more time for the record - Wasp rules.

Hey guys - Do you know what?

Wasp rules.

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:31 pm**

Hey, you know what?

Drew sucks!

Posted: **Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:32 pm**

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:06 am**

Have always been a big fan of Mr. Wasp, since back in the days when we used to have tea parties in the park with his cousin. Big ups on the EP to the man known as Wasp.

Additional big-ups to MELB BREAKS UNITE! One month and counting now!

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:48 am**

Direktor wrote: Additional big-ups to MELB BREAKS UNITE! One month and counting now!

and yeah, big ups to the dreadlocked rasta warrior they call the waspenator.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:34 pm**

Wasp in the kitchen eatin Scooby snacks.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:21 am**

Talking to Guyno yesterday, and he said the M.U.B t-shirts will be ready very soon.
We might start selling them a bit early, so you geezers can look as cool as cool gets.

Might have some at Gimme a Break this weekend, we'll try really hard.
Come down, and even if we don't have a T for ya, you can rock out.
(Sorry to hijack, all in the name of the cause tho)

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:37 am**

OB: "but they're not quite ready, where the dooby at?"

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:54 am**

hope you have a super size T for ol shifty to wear with pride

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:57 am**

ok - i've got the info on the crews, the lineup, the venue, the date.

can someone tell me the price please?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:59 am**

$10 sweet-cheex.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:59 am**

Polecat wrote:ok - i've got the info on the crews, the lineup, the venue, the date.

can someone tell me the price please?

A tenner should do it!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:09 am**

thanks very much. now my work is done!

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:29 am**

only a tenner top price for a top night

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:15 pm**

SHIFTY wrote:only a tenner top price for a top night

10 bucks for 3 rooms of top talent. It dont get much better than that.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:45 pm**

obliveus wrote:
SHIFTY wrote:only a tenner top price for a top night
10 bucks for 3 rooms of top talent. It dont get much better than that.

I got about a buck fifty, what can yoose do for me?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:11 pm**

jbs wrote:
obliveus wrote:
SHIFTY wrote:only a tenner top price for a top night
10 bucks for 3 rooms of top talent. It dont get much better than that.
I got about a buck fifty, what can yoose do for me?

How's about some tired, old naked women across the street at the strip joint. They'll probably give ya a lap dance if yer nice and sweet.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:24 pm**

obliveus wrote:
jbs wrote:
obliveus wrote: 10 bucks for 3 rooms of top talent. It dont get much better than that.
I got about a buck fifty, what can yoose do for me?
How's about some tired, old naked women across the street at the strip joint. They'll probably give ya a lap dance if yer nice and sweet.

Will she play breakbeat?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:50 pm**

More to the point, will she double drop Crooked between the original and Bassbin Twins remix?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:04 pm**

You guys are twisted. I expect these things from Guyno and Evil, but you Lynt. You've dashed my image of you as a fine, upstanding citizen. Though it is refreshing to know yer as sick and twisted as the rest of us.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:15 pm**

Well, due to increasing pressure from about 200 crazy punters to keep this baby goin a bit longer, we've added an After Party to the affairs. So when 7am hits, we'll all be walking to an undisclosed, secret location (only 2 minutes away from Colonial Hotel) for another 5 hours of breakbeat delights (or longer depending on who's down for a boogie). Venue details will be a closely guarded secret until right before we head over, so dont bother asking. All I can say is...DAMN!!!

Scheduled to appear at the official After-Party (in no particular order):

DST
Snowie
Luko
Shifty Sly
Parker

Time will be 7am-12pm, so 5 more hours for all the heads that cant close their eyes due to broken stress syndrome. Also, entry will be FREE if you've already paid entry to MBU. We're not trying to fleece anyone out of their hard earned cash, just extending the fun time. Fruit and juice will be provided for all the people wanting to go the extra mile.

Yeah BOYEEEEEEEEE!

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:07 am**

sounds sweet as pie

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:43 am**

And then after that 4 hours of fun at the after after Party!

DJ's include the muffled sounds of DJ Commerce and the boys.

Venue: The gutter, CBD

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:33 am**

obliveus wrote:Time will be 7am-12pm, so 5 more hours for all the heads that cant close their eyes due to broken stress syndrome. Also, entry will be FREE if you've already paid entry to MBU. We're not trying to fleece anyone out of their hard earned cash, just extending the fun time. Fruit and juice will be provided for all the people wanting to go the extra mile.

Yeah BOYEEEEEEEEE!

Lunch at mums is going to be a real struggle

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:37 am**

quiet roar wrote:
obliveus wrote:Time will be 7am-12pm, so 5 more hours for all the heads that cant close their eyes due to broken stress syndrome. Also, entry will be FREE if you've already paid entry to MBU. We're not trying to fleece anyone out of their hard earned cash, just extending the fun time. Fruit and juice will be provided for all the people wanting to go the extra mile.

Yeah BOYEEEEEEEEE!
Lunch at mums is going to be a real struggle

bring her along..

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:46 am**

You have the best signature Fi. Marry me.

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:52 am**

lynt wrote:You have the best signature Fi. Marry me.

ha ha

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:26 pm**

lynt wrote:You have the best signature Fi. Marry me.

Get in line, man.

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:43 am**

obliveus wrote:
lynt wrote:You have the best signature Fi. Marry me.
Get in line, man.

dude, you're married with kids.

me, im a free ride to discobar

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:02 am**

ahh shucks guys.. you crack me up...

One needs to file for divorce before any marrying goes on...

Besides... my heart already belongs to two .... Krush & A.Rock

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:25 am**

stovequeen wrote: ahh shucks guys.. you crack me up...

One needs to file for divorce before any marrying goes on...

Besides... my heart already belongs to two .... Krush & A.Rock

cant beat that army.

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:56 am**

stovequeen wrote: ahh shucks guys.. you crack me up...

One needs to file for divorce before any marrying goes on...

Besides... my heart already belongs to two .... Krush & A.Rock

I've got a Krush mask and my English is shithouse.

Melbourne Beats

MELBOURNE BREAKS UNITE - Easter weekend - Brown Alley

Re: ...and then there were more!!!!

Re: ...and then there were more!!!!

bzzzzzz

Re: bzzzzzz

The After Party!!!

Re: The After Party!!!

Re: The After Party!!!