Chicks thread - no boys allowed

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:40 pm

i HATE shopping.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:40 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i HATE shopping.

I LOVE it !!

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:41 pm

i bought two pairs of high heels last week from diana ferrari for 13 bucks each! they're beautiful and someday when i'm grown up i will be able to walk in them the entire length of elizabeth street and not pike it half way past bourke

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:42 pm

kronz wrote:Hehehehehe I'm going out to lunch and then going shopping.

Ha Ha i feel like a chick now

remember to take time out for a hot chocolate and a manicure Kronz... a girl can't work herself into the ground

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:43 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i HATE shopping.

I'm 10000% percent with you on this one. IMPOSSIBLE!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:44 pm

The Mixtress wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:i HATE shopping.

I'm 10000% percent with you on this one. IMPOSSIBLE!

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:49 pm

COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:50 pm

germ lock.

:links fingers:

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:55 pm

:sprinklesnutcrust:

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:56 pm

WTF?? Hate shopping?? Blaspheme!

I could shop all day every day and I plan on doing just that, soon as I find my sugar daddy. Not just clothes but products, homeware, music.. o the joy of it

Tut tut girls- that's very un-chicklike of you. Fear not though- I think dust and I are doing your share for you

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:01 pm

quick wrote::sprinklesnutcrust:

the germ lock doesn't feel quite adequate for some reason.

gnat - should have clarified that i hate shopping for CLOTHES. everything else...bring it. nothing better than spending (someone else's) cash.

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:04 pm

I heart shopping for clothes.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:11 pm

gnat wrote:
Little Evil wrote:Maybe, if you be nice to me.
And call me 'Sir Evil, highest of high, Grand Poohbah, with an astonishly wonderful display of manhood'
I will but I'd be lying about the manhood thing and I might start laughing

Please don't make me get it out at a party to prove a point here.

Because I will you know.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:16 pm

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:19 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:
quick wrote::sprinklesnutcrust:

the germ lock doesn't feel quite adequate for some reason.

just be glad you don't live with him and Hardy

nut crust is a part of their daily vocab

and a few others

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:22 pm

i know a few people that'll appreciate that one.

:added to vocab:

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:30 pm

Little Evil wrote:
gnat wrote:
Little Evil wrote:Maybe, if you be nice to me.
And call me 'Sir Evil, highest of high, Grand Poohbah, with an astonishly wonderful display of manhood'
I will but I'd be lying about the manhood thing and I might start laughing

Please don't make me get it out at a party to prove a point here.
Because I will you know.

Oh no, you don't have to...

PeACheSsS · Post by **PeACheSsS** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:49 pm

Little Evil wrote:
gnat wrote:
Little Evil wrote:Maybe, if you be nice to me.
And call me 'Sir Evil, highest of high, Grand Poohbah, with an astonishly wonderful display of manhood'
I will but I'd be lying about the manhood thing and I might start laughing

Please don't make me get it out at a party to prove a point here.
Because I will you know.

l dare ya!!!!!!!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:54 pm

gnat wrote:WTF?? Hate shopping?? Blaspheme!

I could shop all day every day and I plan on doing just that, soon as I find my sugar daddy. Not just clothes but products, homeware, music.. o the joy of it

Tut tut girls- that's very un-chicklike of you. Fear not though- I think dust and I are doing your share for you

Yeah well, it's not for lack of trying. I can go shopping with $300 in my backburner, ready to rock. Store after store after warehouse after bargain basement after boutique after....I think you get my point, all I find is stuff that won't fit me...or doesn't suit me...or I find ugly as hell...or the same as what everone else is wearing.

Frustrating is an understatement. I've gone home and CRIED I was so distressed at not being able to find what I needed.

Gnat, maybe you should take me shopping one day

ruby · Post by **ruby** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:11 pm

^^
I hear you mixxy, thats why shopping online is so much more time efficient with way less blows to the ego... who knew that a size 12 is really a size 10 these days :S BUT! I <3 shopping especially with people who fiend over fabrics as much as I do... Only go to Zoology and few other places these days (only window shopping since deciding to go on this frigging escapade around the world) but Melbourne has so much to offer in terms of good design and fabric- don't know how anyone could hate it

http://www.theresnoplacelikehome.com.au randomly has some sweet (and cheap) stuff by local designers. Its a bit hit and miss but there's normally something for everyone.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:19 pm

http://www.hottopic.com/

one of my fav online shops. disregard emo of course

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:48 pm

*fart*

*nutscratch*

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:56 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:*fart*

*nutscratch*

Scripto

...no, wait a minunte....

jenny · Post by **jenny** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:15 pm

Oh gee wizz, I just love shopping.

I like to go out and just spend all day shopping. buying new tops, modelling them for my friends. its just super swell.

we then usually go straight to the movies to see the new meg ryan/jennifer anniston/<insert stupid slag here> movie

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:20 pm

jenny wrote:Oh gee wizz, I just love shopping.

I like to go out and just spend all day shopping. buying new tops, modelling them for my friends. its just super swell.

we then usually go straight to the movies to see the new meg ryan/jennifer anniston/<insert stupid slag here> movie

I don't know you, but I think love you

Post by **lucas** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:21 pm

Post by **system** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:34 pm

gnat wrote:When do we start talking about sex and what we like and don't like?...

(just between us- the guys'll never know)

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:03 pm

Less yak, more making dinner.

Post by **lynt** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:05 pm

I'm cooking tonight.

I am Latina king.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:08 pm

lynt wrote:I'm cooking tonight.

I am Latina king.

But... you're a... male!?! Don't do it Lynt, you'll confuse the girls about their designated gender roles.

Oh, and can you hold Raiden - Chernobyl 4 for me? Thanks pet!

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:21 pm

Lizkins wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:
quick wrote::sprinklesnutcrust:

the germ lock doesn't feel quite adequate for some reason.

just be glad you don't live with him and Hardy nut crust is a part of their daily vocab and a few others

oh you poor dear.....

tis OK we are all here to support you

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:16 pm

jenny wrote:Oh gee wizz, I just love shopping.

I like to go out and just spend all day shopping. buying new tops, modelling them for my friends. its just super swell.

we then usually go straight to the movies to see the new meg ryan/jennifer anniston/<insert stupid slag here> movie

'Jenny' we know you love the shopping but you do it all online don't you?

:ebay whore:

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:15 am

ok...i'm sorry to bring back the 'hot boy' topic, but i saw brokeback mountain last night, and jake gylenhaal beats prison break guy hands down.

the man is perfect.

(seeing he and heath ledger getting it on is pretty hot too

)

:giggleslikeabitch:

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:20 am

Have you seen Jarhead yet?

Really, we are so privileged these days. No less than two Jake Gyllenhaal movies at the cinemas - in one he is a cowboy, in the other wearing a military uniform...

ally · Post by **ally** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:22 am

One of my friends is identical to jake gyllenhal, no joke.

Is brokeback mountain worth seeing?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:26 am

ally wrote:One of my friends is identical to jake gyllenhal, no joke.

Is brokeback mountain worth seeing?

lets be friends.

and yeah...definitly recommend the movie (see movie thread

)

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:30 am

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:43 am

ally wrote:One of my friends is identical to jake gyllenhal, no joke.

You must have self-control of steel. How have you not pounced on him yet?

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:45 am

Best thing about being a chick is products IMO- Benefit has the divineness

And that new shop Kit on Chapel St..
/drool.
Where's Mellogs? I know this is a firm fave of hers too.

ally · Post by **ally** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:47 am

Bastard factor is about 10 out of 10! So its better to just look and not touch!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:48 am

ally wrote:Bastard factor is about 10 out of 10! So its better to just look and not touch!

hot and knows it. nothing fucking worse.

ally · Post by **ally** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:50 am

yes.grrrrrrr. Isn't that always the way?

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:55 am

witty_pseudonym wrote: hot and knows it. nothing fucking worse.

hot + arrogant = turn off

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:58 am

yeh riiiight, it's a turn off once you're in a relationship with said person and he/she does it to you

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:06 am

gnat wrote:Best thing about being a chick is products IMO- Benefit has the divineness

And that new shop Kit on Chapel St..
/drool.
Where's Mellogs? I know this is a firm fave of hers too.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:06 am

Rob M wrote:yeh riiiight, it's a turn off once you're in a relationship with said person and he/she does it to you

no soup for you.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:19 am

Where's Lizkins?

did she say we've got jelly wrestling today?

after our eagerly anticipated sex talk isn't it?

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:30 am

I'm just setting the jelly in the fridge in the MB tearoom...

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:34 am

So where is the much anticipated sex talk?????

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:39 am

I think what Luke meant to post was this...