Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:10 pm**

yes but i use it for much more than promotions.
im not even in charge of any online promo for miss l's.

so its tricky, do i add promoters i dont know so they can read my rants about life and see my bikini photos?

often, i think not.
however, that could change very soon...

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:40 am**

why don't you just start a second account?

or use a totally different medium to put up personal stuff... like a members only (or public, whatevs) blog

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:42 am**

yeah that is a good idea. saves for people staring at you like 'i have totally seen you in a bikini' look on their face. And worse if you suffer the dreaded bikini camel toe!

den den daahhhhhhhhhh

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:23 pm**

heh, yeah i could....more online shit to do/maintain/delete! arghghghgh

i dont care, you guys know i am 100% me online everywhere, i dun care, but i just aint adding any ex-dates who cant say 'hey'

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:21 pm**

^ bikini Camel Toe - hahahaha

Posted: **Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:01 pm**

The facebook konami code: Press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter key then Right Click Then press Up & Down & a lens flare effect occurs when you type or click on something! The only way to stop it is to log off or reload the page ... IT WILL WORK! Put this as your status IF IT WORKED FOR YOU! it fkn works too.

Posted: **Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:18 am**

I already posted that al,,, aaaaaaggggges ago too...

you are sooo far behind mate. time to give up imo

tell us about the pirate speak language setting too... lawl

Posted: **Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:45 am**

Apparently there is like french and german and stuff too.

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:31 pm**

What isn't my facebook working properly?

it has been all strange for a few days, help me please

this is what it looks like

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:42 pm**

Get a Mac

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:15 pm**

ghetto kitty wrote:Get a Mac

Mac is aids.

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:25 pm**

looks like the mobile site to me

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:29 pm**

kronz wrote:What isn't my facebook working properly?

it has been all strange for a few days, help me please

this is what it looks like

shift-reload doesn't help?

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:31 pm**

I gave up trying to use Facebook on Firefox on my Mac its shits itself everytime, safari no problemo

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:06 pm**

facebook.com/toomuchdubstep

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:46 pm**

New update on facebook app keeps sending me notifications to my phone! Its pissing me off, anyone know who to turn it off?? I disabled notifications on my account but im still getting em... grrrr.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:49 pm**

i don't want to alarm anyone, but i have heard if facebook don't get 1m people to join a group they will start charging!! OMGZ!!!!!!!!fark!

Anyway, better join the group.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:51 pm**

I heard that was bullshit.

Which group is it exactly?

(wants to join anyways hehehe)

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:22 pm**

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:New update on facebook app keeps sending me notifications to my phone! Its pissing me off, anyone know who to turn it off?? I disabled notifications on my account but im still getting em... grrrr.

go into "settings" on your iphone... then "notifications" then turn facebook to "off"... this should work

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:35 am**

Thankyou, awesome. Dont need minute by minute updates of what the fuck is going on facebook!

carefactor

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:22 pm**

word to that. Though I tried shutting mine down for a bit I couldn't help but be drawn back in, crackbook I say.

Posted: **Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:37 pm**

It's doppelganger week. Time to change your profile pic.

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:30 am**

meh.

next week it'll be sexual diseases week then miley cyrus week etc. etc.

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:14 am**

doppelganger week is making me fucking laugh though.

a friend changed his to phillip seymor hoffman - all i think of is 'im gonna fuck you so hard your gonna come out your ears!"

and now i just will never look at that guy the same.

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:28 pm**

ghetto kitty wrote:doppelganger week is making me fucking laugh though.

a friend changed his to phillip seymor hoffman - all i think of is 'im gonna fuck you so hard your gonna come out your ears!"

and now i just will never look at that guy the same.

I suppose changing my profile pic to josef fritzl is a bad idea?

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:43 pm**

not at all.....many

im sure!

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:50 pm**

i don't think i have one.

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:09 pm**

i put up Kate Hudson as i have been told that a few times, but i have also been told i look like Jennifer Garner. So if i could find a picture of them both merged as one it would be me. OR! if you put my mum and dad together, apparently that will also make a me!

den den den dahhhhhhhhh

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:26 pm**

Hehehe, many lols from *cough* aspirational doppelgangers. Jude Law?? Um, no, man. Really, no. I really hope this turns out to be some kind of viral marketing for mirrors.

Amick wrote:I suppose changing my profile pic to josef fritzl is a bad idea?

Do eet!!

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:40 pm**

lol i thought that re mirrors, but i def don't think i look EXACTLY like kate hudson or jeniffer garner. sif! i guess nose and eyes, or maybe jaw line or something is what people pick up on when they say that someone looks like a celebrity. wouldn't take it literally hey

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:41 pm**

heh, mine is kimba the white lion.

we were on acid once and my friend looked like a baby seal...he said i looked like kimba...

bone structure maybe?

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:16 pm**

nah that would be the acid

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:16 pm**

Lizkins wrote:wouldn't take it literally hey

Yar, true. A few have been scary fucken spot on though - a dude here is Lou Reed

ghetto kitty wrote:bone structure maybe?

Tail?

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:58 pm**

lol Almax is K-Fed ohhhh that is pretty close Al

if it was personality/characteristic week i would do Butters/Homer for me. wish it was personality/characteristic week, son of a biscuit!

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:01 pm**

aL FOR k fED IS ABSOLUTE gOLD.

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:02 pm**

son of a biscuit?

wtf!

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:51 pm**

Lizkins wrote:lol Almax is K-Fed ohhhh that is pretty close Al

if it was personality/characteristic week i would do Butters/Homer for me. wish it was personality/characteristic week, son of a biscuit!

i have been told its either of these 3 so i went with K-fed for the comedy factor.

Posted: **Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:52 pm**

Feigan wrote:aL FOR k fED IS ABSOLUTE gOLD.

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:10 am**

Amick wrote:son of a biscuit?

wtf!

Butters from South Park dude! son of a biscuit is something he says often. i even have a big bobble head figurine, that when you wobble his head it says it. awesome.

Posted: **Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:24 am**

almax wrote:
Feigan wrote:aL FOR k fED IS ABSOLUTE gOLD.

yAH - i GOTS ME SOME CAPS LOCK FURY GOIN DOWN IN cOOGEE TOWN

bOOM!

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:14 pm**

i had so many laughs at that doppelganger thing. best ever

al- i can see the k fed defo!

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:16 pm**

they changed the format again. are they just bored or something? if it ain't broke....leave it the FUCK alone

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:20 pm**

Hear ya Lizzy Liz

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:25 pm**

fucking word.

has chat been fucking up constantly for all of you guys?

i use FB chat as one of my most important tools for work, as promoters with day jobs can be cheekily contacted there for quick questions and answers rather than calling or emailing..

but for weeks now, maybe months, chat is fucked, and makes my mac work really hard, and fucks up all the time..

is this coding too?

MEH!

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:35 pm**

I think the new facebook layout is way better.

People tend to look along the left side and the top of the page, which they have put the important stuff. There is less wasted real estate on the page.

People complain every time they change the layout. How dare they try to improve on that FREE SERVICE they are providing...

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:38 pm**

i jut turned mine back on and i 'like' the layout
seems legit to me

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:06 pm**

thats what mb.com needs, a new layout every month :donk:

ROFL

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:16 pm**

ghetto kitty wrote:fucking word.

has chat been fucking up constantly for all of you guys?

i use FB chat as one of my most important tools for work, as promoters with day jobs can be cheekily contacted there for quick questions and answers rather than calling or emailing..

but for weeks now, maybe months, chat is fucked, and makes my mac work really hard, and fucks up all the time..

is this coding too?

MEH!

Don't blame FB, blame Mac.

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:53 pm**

booooring dude....boooring....

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:56 pm**

Denial.

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