Melbourne Beats

gosh, i love ANZ tbh.
i really like the blue they use and how easy they are to deal with. (at the moment)
maybe a year of barclays and non existent uk customer service has desensitized me to the top notch service I really deserve.

WITTY- PM for haircuts.
1 pinga / longneck / durrie and me with some crinkle cut scissors will have you looking top notch in 'no time'
no money back guarantee (i.e you pay me twice what you normally pay and i wont draw blood from head)

My new hairdressers is amazing PM's sent!

On the gripe note my uni has decided that medical certificates are not acceptable for not turning up when something is due or an exam is to be sat, they will be consided as part of a "case" you must build (not sure what else your supposed to provide,urine sample perhaps?).

Also certificates must be presented on the day at uni that you are to ill to attend to even be consided for your "case". I was told if you cant make it in to "get a family member to bring it in or have it couriered" both ideas are impossible for me.

The whole idea of not accepting certificates does not seem right........

That sounds extremely stupid. The medical certificate CERTIFIES that a DOCTOR has concluded you are TOO ILL to come in.

wtf.com/bureaucracygonemad

Gripe: knowing that I will have to jump on a plane in 6 nights time to head back to work for 9 days. :grumble:

fucking cunts at 7.10am right outside my fucking bedroom window mulching a fucking tree for fucks sake! you absolute non thinking non careing bunch of wankas. fucking thought i was having a nightmare and fucking being swalloed into a black fucking hole by a fuking monster or some shit. FUCK!

7.10 am is time for a man to be awake fents
by 7.00 am this morning I had allready eaten breakfast and fed a dog.

i start work at 8am anyway. get up at 7.40, shower, clothes, teeth, 3min drive to work.

whats this breakfast thing? i had to feed a cat. im just a grumpy cunt nic.

yes fenton no need to be grumpy i have 3 cats to feed but they are fat - so its best they did some enforced fasting, or go catch some native wildlife if they are really hungry.

im not working for 3 months either how does that sound to you?

nic wrote:im not working for 3 months either how does that sound to you?

quite cuntish would you belive.

GOTD: The air con at work not working and deciding to blow 30 degree heat instead.

L-J wrote:GOTD: The air con at work not working and deciding to blow 30 degree heat instead.

on/off button still work?

Im not sure.

I'm the opposite, sitting in 18 degrees of chill. The nips are getting bigger.

well the war wiped out most of their tall men in their population. only now are they catching up.

well played Josh

This upsets me no end...

200 teenagers in Boston were surveyed about Rihanna and Chris Brown, and 46 percent said Rihanna was responsible for her assault. More than half said the media was treating Brown unfairly. The survey was conducted by the New York City Chamber of Commerce. (source = boston.com)

So this is what the next gen thinks about violence towards women? I'm appalled

teens like it rough
getting beaten up by chris brown is a common erotic fantasy afaik
(poor alien princess riri though)

My externa harddrive just deleted itself, along with all my digital tunes. Not good...

had to ride through that belting rain on saturday morning for about 1/2 hour (it was sunny when I left the house!). Now have sniffles. Grumble.

After going for a interview for a different position last week, I think I have it in my head that I hate my new job (after not minding it previously).

So now I am sitting at my desk counting the minutes, and posting on mb. And they have moved me to a new desk/computer and I cant find any of the work i have done meh

I think i've been ripped off on an internet shopping site.
FUCK!!!!
Just found a blog saying that the site send fake products, and it's been nearly 4 weeks since the payment cleared and i still haven't received what I ordered. How long do these things usually take?
I think I'll have to lodge a complaint with PayPal. Hopefully I can at least get my money back.
Burned for life.
Never again.

fake viagra imo

ACCC???

GOTD: these feelings, these God awful heart breaking feelings! I'm aware of why I'm feeling them but it's hard to intellectualise anyway.

Got bitten by a spider on the weekend on the back of my leg, red raised bumps. Now my legs been stiff for three days, and I had to get off the tram this morning because my legs went wobbly and I thought I was going to faint. Doctor tonight for me.

amzie wrote:Got bitten by a spider on the weekend on the back of my leg, red raised bumps. Now my legs been stiff for three days, and I had to get off the tram this morning because my legs went wobbly and I thought I was going to faint. Doctor tonight for me.

um, dude, how about doctor right now.

Ken oath... hope it wasn't a white tail or anything equally dangerous...

cant get into the doctor till 6pm, ugh they are booked solid all day but they said I could go down and wait. Might just do that.

tell them what happened mate, I'm sure they'll slot you in. If not - they're a shit doctor IMO.

Some spider venom can do irrepairable damage.

amzie wrote:cant get into the doctor till 6pm, ugh they are booked solid all day but they said I could go down and wait. Might just do that.

go to a medical centre instead of a doctor. 10am on a tues morning i cant see you having to wait to long.

http://www.merck.com/mmhe/sec24/ch298/ch298f.html

Dude - go to the Doctor, if you can't get in to the doctor go to the Hospital.

Emergency Dept FTW

cheers for the suggestions, rang a medical centre who gave me a number for a surgery that can get me in at 10:30.

Good work

my eyes are fucked.
struggling like nothing else at the moment.
had a test but they said not much difference.
need 2nd opinion i think.
:squinty:

worst doctor ever, gave me a tetnaus shot, and a prescription for the "pain" of the bite after I assured her that the actual bite itself did not hurt. Told me that dizzyness would not be related to the bite and got me to have a blood test meh.

passwords
way too many of them
banking, phone, internets x a bazillion, cards, alarms etc


dead

amzie wrote:worst doctor ever, gave me a tetnaus shot, and a prescription for the "pain" of the bite after I assured her that the actual bite itself did not hurt. Told me that dizzyness would not be related to the bite and got me to have a blood test meh.

that's fucked dude. i'd be going straight to a hospital if you're still feeling woozey.
the idea of a spider bite alone give me the heebies jeebies.

amzie wrote:worst doctor ever, gave me a tetnaus shot, and a prescription for the "pain" of the bite after I assured her that the actual bite itself did not hurt. Told me that dizzyness would not be related to the bite and got me to have a blood test meh.

Whaddaya mean, now you've got the pain and dizziness from the tetanus shot to distract you

Serial, the bad spiders, you'd already know by now. The dizziness probably was unrelated...


GOTD: Fail holiday is fail. Internet scam? Check. Total and utter FA1L of an iPhone making contact with mate impossible? Check. Renting room off c.r.a.z.e.e lady? Check. Work? Check.

Fucken jeebus, lucky my day-to-day life is so shit, otherwise this would really really suck...

I've been dizzy all morning, thought it may have been from the bite, Doc says it is not so!

nic wrote:passwords
way too many of them
banking, phone, internets x a bazillion, cards, alarms etc


dead

same password for everything?

retzie wrote:

amzie wrote:worst doctor ever, gave me a tetnaus shot, and a prescription for the "pain" of the bite after I assured her that the actual bite itself did not hurt. Told me that dizzyness would not be related to the bite and got me to have a blood test meh.

Whaddaya mean, now you've got the pain and dizziness from the tetanus shot to distract you

Serial, the bad spiders, you'd already know by now. The dizziness probably was unrelated...


GOTD: Fail holiday is fail. Internet scam? Check. Total and utter FA1L of an iPhone making contact with mate impossible? Check. Renting room off c.r.a.z.e.e lady? Check. Work? Check.

Fucken jeebus, lucky my day-to-day life is so shit, otherwise this would really really suck...

why the fuck did u move away from melb again? quality of life vs quality of work?

lol yer u need to move tbf.

gripe: nic's wacebook gone before abuse

and whats this? custom fur-lined emoticons? # BAD DAY

hugs to retzie, and hope amzie is okay!

gripe > family. one step forward, ten back.

Gripe:

2nd cold in a month.

Thanks work Air conditioning.

Mad edit sylez 8G

Fents wrote:why the fuck did u move away from melb again? quality of life vs quality of work?

Existence of work vs non-existence of work

Currently facing up to the reality that I may be stuck in Okla-fucking-homa for another year

If it weren't walking out on my entire career, seriously, I would just move back...

retzie wrote:

Fents wrote:why the fuck did u move away from melb again? quality of life vs quality of work?

Existence of work vs non-existence of work

Currently facing up to the reality that I may be stuck in Okla-fucking-homa for another year

If it weren't walking out on my entire career, seriously, I would just move back...

stick in there retz! you can do it!

GOTD:
bit bored tbh, eaten breakfast - had some muesli and fruit. no coffee in house
might go for a ride, walk a dog kick a ball, do some circle work in dads ute.

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