Gripe thread

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:27 am

how about kick a dog and walk a ball...could be fun?

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:33 am

if i could find the acid

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:35 am

not looking hard enuff nic. plus you dont find acid it finds you i do belive.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:17 am

I'm a bit slow on the uptake...you not working anymore Nic?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:29 am

he's at his folks place in Tassie.... I don't mind being bored in Tassie tbh.... the weather is always nice, read a book and be thankful you aren't stuck in a grotty office nic.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:34 am

Yeah nic!

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:23 pm

Thanks GK and Fents

Feeling much better today. Sunny day, gig mission happening and finding out we dodged a bullet on our own gig falling through. Win.

deviant wrote:he's at his folks place in Tassie.... I don't mind being bored in Tassie tbh.... the weather is always nice, read a book and be thankful you aren't stuck in a grotty office nic.

Sounds like my idea of hell tbh. Needs more grot and bars and cafes and things to do that aren't just smoking bongs :flashbackstogrowingupineltham:

If you do go the circle work, please do so in this> :nic:

jacket and post vids. thx.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:42 pm

sorry, that jacket is hanging on my banister at home.... might preserve in resin tbh

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:38 pm

FUCK Centrelink up its weeping smellhole

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:59 pm

breaksRbest wrote:FUCK Centrelink up its weeping smellhole

I'm so glad I don't have to deal with those cunts anymore. Can't imagine they've gotten any better the last few years.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:57 am

What a cuntbag

Fuckface from work just came back from Hong Kong with the flu. A Hong Kong flu that none of us in the office have antibodies for. I tried to avoid him but he coughed and spluttered all over everyone and evrything and now I've woken up with my throat almost completely closed and very red and swollen, my ears are blocked as hell and the worst part is that I can't afford to take any more time off.

Had major plans for this weekend and I might have to cancel everything cause I'm RESPONSIBLE enough not to infect others with this crap. And my poor 63 year old mother is likely to catch it too.

Fuck I'm so mad right now

No one has the right to affect my fucking health like this

Cuntbag

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:37 am

got on train, stopped 100 metres out of station and has not moved for twenty minutes. Y did it not wait at station where I coulda got off and got on a tram. Pricks. Thank fuk for web on phone

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:53 am

mixtress wrote:What a cuntbag

Fuckface from work just came back from Hong Kong with the flu. A Hong Kong flu that none of us in the office have antibodies for. I tried to avoid him but he coughed and spluttered all over everyone and evrything and now I've woken up with my throat almost completely closed and very red and swollen, my ears are blocked as hell and the worst part is that I can't afford to take any more time off.

Had major plans for this weekend and I might have to cancel everything cause I'm RESPONSIBLE enough not to infect others with this crap. And my poor 63 year old mother is likely to catch it too.

Fuck I'm so mad right now No one has the right to affect my fucking health like this

Cuntbag

That sux Mixxy.

I hate when matyrs bring their fckn illnesses into work.

Def look after yourself...

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:03 am

Dang... just got sent this small video file entitled "Speed Cooking".

Some Chinese cooking comp/fetival type thing by the looks of it where they quickly prepare snake salad so that the snake pieces are still wriggling... THEN, they scale, cut, deep fry and dress a fish - holding it's head all the while, so that it's still breathing on the plate.

I know it's a cultural thing. It's also an asshole thing IMO.

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:47 am

do the same with fish. no worse than a meat pie.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:49 am

Q: What's the best thing about putting in 50 job applications?
A: Getting 50 knock backs.

Two of the jobs I really wanted have gone in as many days. Ain't much left on the table and none are likely

Will be lucky if I get a 9 month extension to the shitheap of a job I've got now...

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:58 am

I have been applying for jobs lately too.....

suxor5

a lot of work goes into preparing applications.... hate

I really realy really need to find something else. Hating it here lately

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:05 pm

retzie wrote:Q: What's the best thing about putting in 50 job applications?
A: Getting 50 knock backs.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:32 pm

calstro wrote:
mixtress wrote:What a cuntbag

Fuckface from work just came back from Hong Kong with the flu. A Hong Kong flu that none of us in the office have antibodies for. I tried to avoid him but he coughed and spluttered all over everyone and evrything and now I've woken up with my throat almost completely closed and very red and swollen, my ears are blocked as hell and the worst part is that I can't afford to take any more time off.

Had major plans for this weekend and I might have to cancel everything cause I'm RESPONSIBLE enough not to infect others with this crap. And my poor 63 year old mother is likely to catch it too.

Fuck I'm so mad right now No one has the right to affect my fucking health like this

Cuntbag
That sux Mixxy.

I hate when matyrs bring their fckn illnesses into work.

Def look after yourself...

You get sick leave for a reason. Fucking hate it when stoppid pricks don't take it, then expect to be treated like heroes for making it to work.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:33 pm

Fuck Glenny, I really hope something comes up for you soon. At least I (probably) have a shitheap of a job to fall back on...

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:35 am

Can't find the weird dream thread so this one goes into gripies.

Had a dream two Asian dudes were trying to kill me, very evil fuckers who were trying to trick my friends into telling them where I was hiding. I managed to get into a car to get away but they tried to carjack me. Guns and all. Then I'm at home watching my house in the dark from across the street and they turn up with a bunch of European guys and to avoid getting my family hurt I call them over to me. They come over all friendly like but I know the minute I fuck up what I'm saying I'm going to be raped and killed. I'm cool as a cucumber trying to pretend I'm not who they want and I don't have the information they're looking for (don't even know what it is actually). I remember looking at them all individually, all very Croatian, Greek, French and Asian looking, not one Anglo in the place. Very odd. I think it relates to my feeling toward the cuntface who gave me his flu.

Anyways, I'm now driving in my old van and Samuel L Jackson is sitting behind me with a handgun to my head getting sooo agitated that I'm not telling him where the stash is. Don't know WHAT the stash is. He's sooo mad with me, I feel I'm going to get my head blown off any minute and again I'm having to be super cool and relaxed while I'm scared to death. I tell him what he's after is under my drivers seat and if he would just press the release button he could have it and be on his way but he can't seem to function it. I beg him to let me try and after about 5 full minutes of this he agrees but says if I fuck him over, that's it...bang. I reach for the leave and can't find it. Can't remember how to release the chair cause I'm so scared but he doesn't believe me and thinks I'm bullshitting him and he pulls the trigger.

That was awful

quick · Post by **quick** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:52 pm

cut my fucking hand on a metal tin... cut is 4-5cms long and all chunky looking... will go doc tomorrow but really should go to accident & emergency ward, may need stitches and will definitely need a tetanus shot... boooooo

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:01 pm

which one is your fucking hand?

quick · Post by **quick** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:33 pm

shut up dick head

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:43 pm

remedial body massage?

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:09 pm

people ragging on me for mistakes i make here and there, when they actually make them all the time.

and then not even telling me, having a lil bitch session about it (in an open plan office)

Post by **huge** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:28 pm

burn it down imo

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:29 pm

sounds gay, challenge the pussyoles to a fight outside

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:33 pm

i'll go the burn option. surely it shouldnt matter if an insurance company burns down, one would assume they can rebuild with no cost to themselves.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:38 pm

Unless they've insured themselves...

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:39 pm

gaylord man can afford
i suggest as well as burning it you should ban it and bum it, to drive the point home.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:40 pm

nic wrote:gaylord man can afford
i suggest as well as burning it you should ban it and bum it, to drive the point home.

2 incomes + no children = fat paid

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:40 pm

plaid my hair hardy

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:22 pm

Put a donk on it

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:05 pm

hands off hes mine nic

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:35 pm

Headache. baaaaad.

Bad dreams again too. This time a young Elvis was trying to pick me up.

Actually, not so much a gripe I guess

young Elvis = cute elvis

My brain is funny buggers since I quit

Or is it just normal and it's taking me a long time to adjust

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:37 pm

Get water and fresh air into ya Mixie... dehydration is a common cause of headaches.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:38 pm

do people talk about fat-panacea era and skinny-panacea era like they do with elvis?

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:24 pm

smoke sum bicarb off of a bit of foil in your cupboard through a disassembled bic pen barrel imo.
a good inhalation will cure all mixxy.

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:38 pm

had a tetanus shot... will have big scar on hand, no stitches due to where it is and angle of cut... still fucking hurts too, and now i have a dead arm.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:49 pm

glad you're on the mend Steve

Thanks guys. Been watering and bi-carbing all day tbh.

I have bigger fish to fry now though...the stupid fuckhead company I work for just let me go. They literally don't have the money to pay me for a single day more. They're on credit hold with every supplier, can't buy in stock so there's nothing to sell. I hope the building burns down.

If anyone knows of a position going, hit me a PM.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:10 pm

gotd: the imminent possibility that everyone will start saying gaylord, we may even see a new avatar devoted to this new phenomenon

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:28 pm

I've been saying it for YEARS, just not typing it.....

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:46 am

^ Takes one to know one

:teef;

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:18 am

mixtress wrote:glad you're on the mend Steve

Thanks guys. Been watering and bi-carbing all day tbh.

I have bigger fish to fry now though...the stupid fuckhead company I work for just let me go. They literally don't have the money to pay me for a single day more. They're on credit hold with every supplier, can't buy in stock so there's nothing to sell. I hope the building burns down.

If anyone knows of a position going, hit me a PM.

That sucks Mixie. Things are looking grim round these parts also.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:07 am

I'm keen for the pound.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:16 am

Gaylord is a great word, and I have always been of the belief that it is not used enough.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:21 am

Don't forget about Gaylord Michigan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord,_Michigan

http://www.gaylordgolfmecca.com/

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:20 am

it is preferable to use the original spelling as well - no internet funny spelling business

Gaylord - good
gheyl0rd -bad

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:44 am

this is one of your poorer efforts i must say, nic.