Gripe thread

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sun May 03, 2009 8:23 pm

deviant wrote:
mixtress wrote:chicks inserting tampons into their bleeding vagina's,
tasty

Innit? I kinda thought my first post didn't need explanation but apparently it was called for, so I did.

nic · Post by **nic** » Sun May 03, 2009 8:33 pm

imagine how many germs you get from not wet wiping b4 rimming

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Sun May 03, 2009 8:52 pm

mixxy, relax babe.....

You are very serious about this, but I was just being silly.
I didnt mean for you to take it that way at all.

is this better >

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:07 pm

I'm chilled. I'm just a little shocked that ANYONE would question washing your hands.

Lucky I don't rim ay? I'd take the fun right out of it.

nic · Post by **nic** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:33 pm

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Sun May 03, 2009 10:06 pm

mixtress wrote:
If someone doesn't wash their hands and then uses the facilities (flush toilet, turn door knob/lock) the germs are transferred to those items. The main reason is not to transfer fecal germs all over the place.

I need to know more about this germ transfer. If my housemate does a poo and my toothbrush happens to be in the bathroom does this mean that fecal matter flies over and lands on my tooth brush? Furthermore, does this germ transfer mean that when when i brush my teeth i get my housemates poo in my mouth? Further still, if i kiss a girl and already have my housemates poo germs in my mouth does that mean that said kissed girl has my housemates poo in her mouth before they have even met? I am deeply concerned about this! And then if this girl that i kiss comes home with me and she sucks my cock, have i essentially bummed my housemate? Coz i dont really want to have the awkward dilemma of having pseudo anal sex with my housemate, that would be strange.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Sun May 03, 2009 10:59 pm

^^
I just fell out of my chair.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon May 04, 2009 12:16 am

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:51 am

goign to get a root canal - brb.
HALP HALP HALP HALP
too old to be scurred imo.

Post by **fooishbar** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:55 am

i thought you were living in ldn ... don't all badman have rubbish teeth?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:07 am

@ kronz....

apparently, YES, all that is true. better you live in a bubble, with no kissing, or risk of poo flakes entering your temple methinks.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:50 am

enjoy your anal by proxy Kronz

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:55 am

kronz wrote:
mixtress wrote:
If someone doesn't wash their hands and then uses the facilities (flush toilet, turn door knob/lock) the germs are transferred to those items. The main reason is not to transfer fecal germs all over the place.
I need to know more about this germ transfer. If my housemate does a poo and my toothbrush happens to be in the bathroom does this mean that fecal matter flies over and lands on my tooth brush? Furthermore, does this germ transfer mean that when when i brush my teeth i get my housemates poo in my mouth? Further still, if i kiss a girl and already have my housemates poo germs in my mouth does that mean that said kissed girl has my housemates poo in her mouth before they have even met? I am deeply concerned about this! And then if this girl that i kiss comes home with me and she sucks my cock, have i essentially bummed my housemate? Coz i dont really want to have the awkward dilemma of having pseudo anal sex with my housemate, that would be strange.

mixtress wrote: enjoy your anal by proxy Kronz

But you have not addressed my concerns with your response.

Once this has been resolved i would like to move onto my other concern "chicks inserting tampons into their bleeding vagina".

Please address the concerns so that we can all move on together.

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:59 am

wot about oral sex

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:07 am

mythbusters actually did a show on exactly that..............
wash basin in same room as toilet, and they DID find poo on the toothbrush after x amount of flushes

not enough for one to contract syphilis elbows though

Post by **huge** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:21 am

^^ beat me to it. turns out that fecal matter is pretty much ALL OVER THE PLACE ALL THE TIME and there is no escaping it no matter what you do.

lol kronz. so pretty much everyone has inadvertantly done ass to mouth on everyone else already anyway.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:51 am

was gonna mention that episode too! they even moved the toothbrush to another room and it still got poo particles on it.

arse to mouth LOL!!!!

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:18 pm

gog average day lol
mah wor in uk has gone to a 3 day week for core staff, and freelancers goooonnnnee.

best practice my crackhead stance.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon May 04, 2009 3:15 pm

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:43 pm

have had twitches going in both eyes today. driving me insane.
i'm sure i look like some sort of derranged lunatic.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:59 pm

my work is FUCKING SHITTING ME at the moment

grrrrrrrrrrrr

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon May 04, 2009 6:05 pm

mixtress wrote:enjoy your anal by proxy Kronz

Anal by proxy... So i may not be a virgin after all!

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon May 04, 2009 6:27 pm

deviant wrote:my work is FUCKING SHITTING ME at the moment

grrrrrrrrrrrr

you and me both.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:06 pm

nic wrote:goign to get a root canal - brb.
HALP HALP HALP HALP
too old to be scurred imo.

can i join your canal crew. 2 next monday. $3250 for canals plus another $284 filling. shits fukin ridiculous.

spazz · Post by **spazz** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:13 pm

Farkin IDL code................I hates it I does.

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:17 pm

Fents wrote:
nic wrote:goign to get a root canal - brb.
HALP HALP HALP HALP
too old to be scurred imo.
can i join your canal crew. 2 next monday. $3250 for canals plus another $284 filling. shits fukin ridiculous.

Fuck me dead Fents!!!!
I thought I had it bad, been putting off getting all my wisdoms out with general anaesthetic because of the mega cost involved
$3500 is just a joke, do you have to come up with the cash upfront or can you pay it off?? And do you have private health cover??

spin · Post by **spin** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:08 pm

rude people...

i am pretty good at breaking heads open.

deep breath.

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:24 pm

Fents wrote:
nic wrote:goign to get a root canal - brb.
HALP HALP HALP HALP
too old to be scurred imo.
can i join your canal crew. 2 next monday. $3250 for canals plus another $284 filling. shits fukin ridiculous.

fark.....that....is...expensive....

i was thinking under 1k for 1 rooted canal....had 2 cavities today. gog fuk it i let my health insurance lapse
will find out bill pon wednesday.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:11 am

-aroes- wrote:
Fents wrote:
nic wrote:goign to get a root canal - brb.
HALP HALP HALP HALP
too old to be scurred imo.
can i join your canal crew. 2 next monday. $3250 for canals plus another $284 filling. shits fukin ridiculous.
Fuck me dead Fents!!!!
I thought I had it bad, been putting off getting all my wisdoms out with general anaesthetic because of the mega cost involved
$3500 is just a joke, do you have to come up with the cash upfront or can you pay it off?? And do you have private health cover??

Have to come up with $1k upfront then i can pay the rest off. No health insurance, i dont like it. rather put $$$$ away every 6 months for times like this, not that i've ever done that but yea i just think health insurance is a rip off.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:24 am

bloody young for root canal's arn't we? What do they rip you open for these days?

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:33 am

Why do people need to take the piss?? Always someone who will wreck it for everybody else. We get away with being able to listen to tunes at work, cept for some fuck who has to have his up so loud everyone can hear it. And he shouts when he's got them in. And he listens to brass bands so all I can hear are symbols and EPIC sounding noises across the desk.

Grrr.

Geebus, I hope I never need a root canal, I cant beleive how expensive that all is.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:42 am

...and that's why they call it root canal. Dentistry prices are a fucking joke.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:46 am

yeah its ridiculous how expensive it can get, although a friend of mine got his whole front mouth capped top and bottom for 3 grand so I think it makes sense if you need a lot of work to get it all done at once.

its the time that costs more than the treatment I believe.

anwyay my GOTD is not having enough time or being too tired after work to do the things I wanna do.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:54 am

DBoy wrote:bloody young for root canal's arn't we? What do they rip you open for these days?

i've inherited shit teeth from my parents. sounds odd but we all have low fluoride counts or some shit. that coupled with years of smoking hong kongs dosnt help. since i was 15 i've been to the dentist that many times i've lost count and i've paid for it all myself, i dont even want to estiamte what i've spent...i have a filling in every tooth bar two. also used to go to this way old school dentist who did more bad than good and its all coming back to bite me now. sounds worse than it is tho, my gums are great and my teeth are very straight always have been. this will be the last of it tho hopefully.

remember kids

two times a day and floss hard.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:58 am

damn Fentomas, that fricken sucks! hopefully it will be the last of it

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Tue May 05, 2009 11:11 am

One of my mates finds it cheaper to fly to Thailand... pay for accommodation... and get dental surgery done there.

We have a very expensive system.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:35 pm

stupid mole ran a red light and went right into the side of my sisters car this morning.

sister is fine but the car copped it. passenger side door stuffed and won't open. brand new car too, had it like 3 months.

stupid stupid mole. so angry but didn't rip into her cos she was quite shaken. wanted too tho. running a bloody red light. deserves a kick to her ugly head.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:42 pm

I ran a red light once, could not believe I had done it when people told me, I was so sure I had been concentrating. Ran into the drivers side door of a BMW. Almost killed the bloke. Changed the way I drive.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:43 pm

mrj wrote:stupid mole ran a red light and went right into the side of my sisters car this morning.

sister is fine but the car copped it. passenger side door stuffed and won't open. brand new car too, had it like 3 months.

stupid stupid mole. so angry but didn't rip into her cos she was quite shaken. wanted too tho. running a bloody red light. deserves a kick to her ugly head.

She was a small, burrowing rodent with poor vision?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:59 pm

Hardy wrote:
mrj wrote:stupid mole ran a red light and went right into the side of my sisters car this morning.

sister is fine but the car copped it. passenger side door stuffed and won't open. brand new car too, had it like 3 months.

stupid stupid mole. so angry but didn't rip into her cos she was quite shaken. wanted too tho. running a bloody red light. deserves a kick to her ugly head.
She was a small, burrowing rodent with poor vision?

poor vision i'd say yes, but mainly just a stupid ugly mole.

foreign too. had a piece of paper for a drivers licence, which among other things clearly stated she must glasses whilst driving, which of course she wasn't.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:01 pm

I think you mean Moll

:grammarnazi:

Do you know where she was from?

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:02 pm

today i will attempt to call someone a moll, its been a while. a long while.
pity the only person around is going to be my mum. sorry mum

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:03 pm

Prahran I think.

Oh right...the country. Colombia.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:05 pm

mrj wrote:Prahran I think.

Oh right...the country. Colombia.

Coke head f'sure. Prob has Swine Flu too. Fucking foreigners.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:17 pm

DBoy wrote:I ran a red light once, could not believe I had done it when people told me, I was so sure I had been concentrating. Ran into the drivers side door of a BMW. Changed the way I drive.

Same.

But i hit the back drivers side door.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:47 pm

nic wrote:today i will attempt to call someone a moll, its been a while. a long while.
pity the only person around is going to be my mum. sorry mum

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:02 pm

Hardy wrote:
mrj wrote:Prahran I think.

Oh right...the country. Colombia.
Coke head f'sure. Prob has Swine Flu too. Fucking foreigners.

word.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:15 pm

Sorry to hear that happened to Sal's new car, J.

Permaban for FA1L driver.

My gotd: slammed my thumb in a door and my thumbnail has stopped growing. Two months and nothing has emerged. My thumb looks like it smashes bag with the Ice is A Dirty Drug poster kids.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:19 pm

Also, Permaban for WHO.

Shame shame shame, getting my hopes up like that.

Was hoping for minimum of 1/3 population cull or at the very least a decent zombie plague. Also, superfast noughties zombies... not the slow 70's kind.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:40 pm

WHILE ON THE SUBJECT OF LIFE BANS

1. Mia Freedman, The Age- smug little bitch, hazy yet expectant gaze, recycled shit rearranged for imaginary cast of loyal, overweight and indignant thrity somethings. Gog I hate her writing. You little bitch

2. Michael Lallo, The Age - new to the backpage scene, he cut his teeth rehashing tired gen y/x sterotypes in the same light over and over again as a hopeless student. can now be seen looking awkward in dress pants and 'etnies' at Magic Dirt reuinion concerts. Should be strangled, dumped, dead. Please leave.