TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[Grey Son]

peolpe.. Top o the mornin to ya!!

[C.I.A.]

Mmmmmm.

I cheese toasties.

Hey 'yall.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

[PahMaLa]

Morning, ADD, DBoy, CoB, Ely, Grey Son, CIA & rest of TTANers.

Good weekend everyone?

Mine wasn't long enough.

*sigh*

[Grey Son]

Yeah whats up!!!
The only good thing about time flyin is all the good gigs comin up in October..At least theres that ey!!!

[DBoy]

[CoB]

GOOD MORROW!

i like mondays.
they remind me of.. erm... *ponders*
the day before tuesday!!!!

[mrj]

Morning all.

a bit more is in order, but what you gonna do eh?

[fooishbar]

g'night ttan.


'Muslims around the world are beginning the holy month of Ramadan. Here, a mother comforts her sleeping son during an evening prayer at a mosque in the Indonesian capital Jakarta.'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/5375686.stm

[CoB]

sleep on ur desk!!
or just kind of drift off into space while typing, in the hope that you rmind will be so shut down while you do that that you can do other stuff as well even while people are talking at you and you are understand what they are saying..

EEk..
did i just do that?

[mecka]

hi

[mrj]

man o man my head feels fuzzy

[CoB]

mm.
my head feels quite nice..
as if someone has taken all the contents out

it helps for the thinking. or lack there of that is done while one is at the work type place.

*shrugs*

funny things and things that are funny.. are things...

*runs around in circles some more*

[ghetto kitty]

good morning gang.

i had the healthiest weekend ever.

and do i feel better for it?

not really.

explanation hmmmm????

[CoB]

I know the explanation for that..

healthy means shit all..
unless you are getting healthy on work time..
in which case, you will always feel better..

what?

[mrj]

good morning gang.

i had the healthiest weekend ever.

and do i feel better for it?

not really.

explanation hmmmm????

That sucks

I actually had an extremley unhealthy weekend and feel fine. Fuzzy but fine.

Explain THAT smashed hat!!!

[ghetto kitty]

oh i get you.

juice in the sun on work time
is better for you than no drugs on your time?

right o

imma get fucked up on saturday...
and drink wheatgrass all week

[cha_chaos]

good afternoon all... well.. it feels like morning to me... had a great egg, bacon, spinach, avo, tomato, toast, mushy breakkie this morn, YUM!

then i made the ultimate choc chip cookies...

OOH! and i made delish dumplins last night for dessert... yum again

[yenks]

Crazy Weekend, havent partied soo much in a while.

Monday Argh !

[CoB]

oh i get you.

juice in the sun on work time
is better for you than no drugs on your time?

right o

imma get fucked up on saturday...
and drink wheatgrass all week

it depends if the being healthy was cutting into the time that you would be having fun / whatever it is that you like to do on the weekend..

because if it was... then in that case, doing that on work time would be better, because it would eat into work time...

kinda like..

chatting on an internet forum always seems more fun during the weekday.. yes? no? pudding?

[ghetto kitty]

it depends if the being healthy was cutting into the time that you would be having fun / whatever it is that you like to do on the weekend..

hell no!
being healthy is NOT doing, rather than DOING....

chatting on an internet forum always seems more fun during the weekday.. yes? no? pudding?

yes.

pudding.

[lynt]

On phone to Virgin Blue...

"Please be prepaired for unexpected long delays, we're sorry for the wait. We have all the staff we can find on call today to compensate for the unusual high volume of callers"

Tune while on hold...

"I've been waiting, I've been waiting so long for you...."

Irony.

[CoB]

aah I see..
well then I don't know why.
hahaha *shrugs*

glad you agree on the pudding.
some people these days.
it seems to be about the cake now.
*shrugs*
whatever floats your bot I suppose..

hrm.. although i don't really suppose that bots float very well.. unless they are float bots. like some kind of bot that floats!

god im a dick :p

[elysium]

i appear to have gotten high on studying on the weekend - how geeky is that?! As in relatively euphoric, elevated pulse rate, time passing really quickly etc.. and all because my essay is all coming together nicely... I was "in the zone". Oh and the nice thing about it is I am not having a come down today!

Two and a half days till I am DONE - bring on the summer and freedom!

[CoB]

hahaha lynt..
they fully do that on purpose..
like.. it'd be a virgin blue thing wouldn't it???
they wouldnt just be putting on a radio station or soemthing when they put that shit on hey..

that's quite teh crazy!

TEH CRAZY I TELL THEE!!

but funny..
whoever made the decision to put that on there needs to be given a medal... yep..
a large medal made of metal, and possibly chocolate. mmm.. chocolate medal!

[CoB]

oh.. and that is extremely sad ely..
you should go and think about what you've done..
baby jesus would be crying right now..

[ghetto kitty]

Two and a half days till I am DONE - bring on the summer and freedom!

good work grrl!!! almost there.....

and COb stop with the sweet talk!!

puddding, chocolate medals...gawd dammnit...hungry now.

[elysium]

oh.. and that is extremely sad ely..
you should go and think about what you've done..
baby jesus would be crying right now..

but it felt so good...

[CoB]

*shrugs*
what do I know ely..
I'm just a random speck of random in the randomness that is this.. thing..
*shrugs some more*

and also, I suggest eating if you are hungry kitty.. often helps. although you are on a healthy thing aren't u?

that's gotta suck the large cookie dough kitkat finger...

[CoB]

PS.

[ghetto kitty]

I suggest eating if you are hungry kitty.. often helps. although you are on a healthy thing aren't u?

that's gotta suck the large cookie dough kitkat finger...

hmmm

no sugar for nearly four months

and i lost it in the last two weeks
custard, chocolate and everything sweet is my friend again.

hello sugar high.

[MAd CAp]

Mmmmmm.

I cheese toasties.

Hey 'yall.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

This is Australia aint it!? Arn't they called "JAFFLES" here???

I that word

[C.I.A.]

Mmmmmm.

I cheese toasties.

Hey 'yall.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

This is Australia aint it!? Arn't they called "JAFFLES" here???

I that word

Welll....

I have heard them called Jaffles before.... But I grew up in Adelaide and in Holland, where they were known as cheese toasties & een warme boterham met kaas.


All I can say is "that the world don't move to the beat of just one drum... what might be right for you may not be a tight bum".

[breaksRbest]

a jaffle is a jaffle and a toastie is a toastie

different things entirely

[Stray]

a jaffle is a jaffle and a toastie is a toastie

different things entirely

Truer words were never spoken

[Grey Son]

Arent they called jaffles because it was called a JAFFLE MAKER??
I dont know much about toasties, only toastyboy

[elysium]

I've heard them "Brevilles" somewhere too... clearly another instance of a brand name hijacking our food naming.

[CoB]

yeah..
jaffle iron = clamps down sides. so it's all stuck like. possibly has a cutty bit in the middle for cutting.

a "toastie" although i never heard it called that before.. (up here they be "toasted sandwiches". because we need everything spelled out for us. damn sun does crazy things to peoples heads u know!)
anyway.. those are made with two big arsed flat metal doodads that heat up and u press them together and they become nice n hot and toast the sammich.. SAMMICH I TELL THEE!!

yep.. sammiches rock..
and.. for those who are visualy inclined..

Jaffle Iron:


Sammich Toasterer:


also.. jaffle is an australian term. therefore, in the way the world is going now. more and more australians are losing the term, and going for toasted sammich when it is quite obviously a jaffle...

we is losin ourselves we is!

but hey.. you gotta get lost to find your way somewhere new.. either that or have a compass.. but those are so boring!!!

[CoB]

oh.. compass or map.. or possibly some other hings would work too..
*shrugs*

not that it really matters.. i should be doing work.. but am not for smoe reason.. *shrugs*

I like mondays hehehe
so much wasted time

[breaksRbest]

Sammich Toasterer:

this is the exact device that I use to turn my sammiches that desired shade of Golden

[MAd CAp]

jaffle iron is some gangster shit! New advances in language from the south seas has found the word Sammich sounds more G'd up as "Sammig" but then again, when i comes to food; anything to do with a BBQ has to have a G in it.
Sauggig
Salag
breag
Saug
Scog filleg
Potago Salag

The little rituals make everything so much more fun.

[Stray]

Scog filleg

This sounds very wrong

[mrj]

well at home we also just called them toasted sandwiches.

my parents were very literal like that. Ironically enough the only thing the didn't call a spade was a spade, which dad refused to recognise, because if it didn't exist he couldn't be forced to use it.

[MAd CAp]

Scog filleg

This sounds very wrong

Hahaha! yes the Scotch Fillet!
I prefer the
eye filleg

I gotta hand it too you aussies though, you mofo's know how to BBQ hard!

[CoB]

hahaha
what a clever man!

although i was brought up calling them shovels..
I always thought a spade was the little plastic versions of them until i heard that phrase..

[Stray]

A shovel is used for moving loose soil.
A spade is used for digging holes.

A shovel has a flat bottom
A spade has a pointy bottom

It must be hard for a spade to sit down..

[C.I.A.]

A shovel is used for moving loose soil.
A spade is used for digging holes.

A shovel has a flat bottom
A spade has a pointy bottom

It must be hard for a spade to sit down..

Spades are ace

[mrj]

It must be hard for a spade to sit down..

or ride a bike. which perhaps explains why a spade has never won the Tour De France.

I think David Spade tried once, but was kicked off the tour after testing positive to being a wanker.

[Stray]

A shovel is used for moving loose soil.
A spade is used for digging holes.

A shovel has a flat bottom
A spade has a pointy bottom

It must be hard for a spade to sit down..

Spades are ace

I like them in groups of five

[mrj]

A shovel is used for moving loose soil.
A spade is used for digging holes.

A shovel has a flat bottom
A spade has a pointy bottom

It must be hard for a spade to sit down..

Spades are ace

I like them in groups of five

you should have said I "dig" them in groups of five. that would have been funnier

this has been a community message braodcast from your local forum humor police. all rights are limited and are not for use by anyone other than the person who posted them unless he has no ability to enforce such a rule (which he doesn't) so in that case just forget it

[CoB]

hrm..
here be some shit i jus done here..