The Big Up Thread

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:04 pm

huge wrote:there's so much "go directly to jail" walking around at the tennis at the moment lol.

need pics plz

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:11 pm

huge wrote:not yet *grumble*

there's so much "go directly to jail" walking around at the tennis at the moment lol.

same down on cnr bourke & swanston. Next Top Model auditions? They're roaming in packs.

Post by **huge** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:33 pm

would get arrested if i tried to take photos lawls.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:08 pm

get a telephoto lense imo

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:10 pm

gross

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:46 pm

deviant wrote:get a telephoto lense imo

Needs moar hiding in bushes imo

Post by **huge** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:15 pm

binoculars from the commentary position tbh.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:38 pm

huge wrote:binoculars from the missionary position tbh.

ooh er

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:09 pm

TTB thread in full effect

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:51 pm

Lizkins wrote:gross

Liz you're the queen of the telephoto lens lol

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:08 pm

not looking at barely legal girls though

getting so sick to death of guys making comments about females, thinking about making up hallmark cards

CONGRATULATIONS

you made a sleazy random comment about some chick who happened to cross your path. You even told your mates about it and they now are giving you a high five for your awesome ability to so succinctly say - cawwwwww check her out, i'd totally tap that!

You win best sleazy dumb arse male award for the day

YAY

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:08 pm

Lizkins wrote:not looking at barely legal girls though

Yeah well, you know, kids grow up so fast these days

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:13 pm

Lizkins wrote:not looking at barely legal girls though

getting so sick to death of guys making comments about females, thinking about making up hallmark cards

CONGRATULATIONS

you made a sleazy random comment about some chick who happened to cross your path. You even told your mates about it and they now are giving you a high five for your awesome ability to so succinctly say - cawwwwww check her out, i'd totally tap that!

You win best sleazy dumb arse male award for the day

YAY

ssoooooo many hot sluts at the pub last night though
the barman told me the heating was on high to make girls take tops off

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:27 pm

rizkins - men will be, well, boys. always. just ignore em.

if any of the 'hot sluts' went up to them & ripped their pants off in the street as they ogled & walked past, they would freak the fuck out & run a mile, so just picture that instead hahaha

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:52 pm

nic wrote:
Lizkins wrote:not looking at barely legal girls though

getting so sick to death of guys making comments about females, thinking about making up hallmark cards

CONGRATULATIONS

you made a sleazy random comment about some chick who happened to cross your path. You even told your mates about it and they now are giving you a high five for your awesome ability to so succinctly say - cawwwwww check her out, i'd totally tap that!

You win best sleazy dumb arse male award for the day

YAY
ssoooooo many hot sluts at the pub last night though
the barman told me the heating was on high to make girls take tops off

haha which pub?

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:24 pm

ghetto kitty wrote: if any of the 'hot sluts' went up to them & ripped their pants off in the street as they ogled & walked past, they would freak the fuck out & run a mile, so just picture that instead hahaha

I dunno it hasn't happened yet so I can't really pass a judgement on how I'd react.

Probably halfway between utter terror and uncontrollable joy at this stage of my life.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:19 am

Lizkins wrote:not looking at barely legal girls though

getting so sick to death of guys making comments about females, thinking about making up hallmark cards

CONGRATULATIONS

you made a sleazy random comment about some chick who happened to cross your path. You even told your mates about it and they now are giving you a high five for your awesome ability to so succinctly say - cawwwwww check her out, i'd totally tap that!

You win best sleazy dumb arse male award for the day

YAY

Yeah, chicks never comment on guys.

We are such assholes. Being really interested in the opposite sex is so animal like.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:23 am

Liz is a prude, we all know this...

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:11 pm

deviant wrote:Liz is a prude, we all know this...

At least she eats meat

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:13 pm

mecka wrote: Probably halfway between utter terror and uncontrollable joy at this stage of my life.

direkt - i read an article the other day that was a guy talking about the female perception of men 'perving' at them...and he was saying that it is more of a
"mmmm wooo-man' thing rather than a 'look at that hot slut' thing every time one walks past, and that depending on what synapse was firing at that particular moment, it could be smile, legs, bewbs, hair, anything that sets it off. It made me laugh. Now im noticing dudes in the street doing exactly that, they kind of get this blank look and arent hearing whoever is talking to them (including girlfriends) and go all gaga.

funny.

Post by **huge** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:16 pm

we can't help what we are

anyway, the chicks at the tennis are all at least 18 huhu (december showdown 18s is on)

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:23 pm

I would also like to point out that I heard and saw Lizkins scream "I WANT YOUR BABIES!!!" at Damon Albarn not one week ago.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:25 pm

hahaha touche liz!

boys - break out of 'the man box'

got this TED talk today, funny and insightful, well worth the ten minutes

http://www.ted.com/talks/tony_porter_a_ ... dium=email

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:27 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
mecka wrote: Probably halfway between utter terror and uncontrollable joy at this stage of my life.

direkt - i read an article the other day that was a guy talking about the female perception of men 'perving' at them...and he was saying that it is more of a
"mmmm wooo-man' thing rather than a 'look at that hot slut' thing every time one walks past, and that depending on what synapse was firing at that particular moment, it could be smile, legs, bewbs, hair, anything that sets it off. It made me laugh. Now im noticing dudes in the street doing exactly that, they kind of get this blank look and arent hearing whoever is talking to them (including girlfriends) and go all gaga.

funny.

It certainly can be an automatic function... which is scary. I do try to exercise discretion and be respectful... but as Al Pacino said in 'Scent of a Woman', "the day we stop looking is the day we die". And he was blind in that movie.

Mind you, a hot car goes past - I'm going to look without thinking either.... and I'm not even a car man.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:28 pm

i do the same when i hear a skate deck hit the road. and usually they are either 12 years old or 50 and trying to reclaim their youf.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:33 pm

Males are hardwired to perve.

Those that say that they don't remind me of those poor homosexual christians who go to correction camp to be straightened up.

Also, MASSIVE UPS to a day spent watching Bald Eagles in Squamish. Saw about 50 of them, had them flying overhead, chilling in trees above our heads and soaring over the river like it was no big thang.

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:38 pm

surely there's nothing wrong with a bit of chatter between mates about how hot one perceives a chick to be

gotta laugh at work sometimes. a couple of the crew seem to get a stiffy and do backflips every time someone with a vagina comes into the shop. funnily enough they are the ones who are either unhappily married or have never had a root. get out more tbh, there are women everywhere, it's true

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:39 pm

C.I.A. wrote:Also, MASSIVE UPS to a day spent PERVING ON Bald Eagles in Squamish.

Corrected

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:42 pm

GK - yeah, but sometimes just get SO fricken over it. had a cabbie stare at me yesterday and didn't start driving until one of my male co-workers went - ummm you want to start driving? filth

Direct - yeah girls do make comments, but generally we say it to another girl, and the comments are very few and far between. Every time i hang out with males (except male co-workers generally) they will make a comment about some girl. i have started hanging out more with females of late cos i am sick of hearing those comments. i have even asked other females why they don't comment much about guys the way guys do about girls, and they said - they notice guys a lot, but find it rude and disrespectful to go on about it the way guys do

boys will be boys, but not all boys verbalise every fucken thought they have about a girl within close proximity

and the whole thing started with "jail bait" conversation, that shit just makes me angry on a level i can't even describe

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:46 pm

well im a bit tired of having cabbies who take me home after clubnights trying to fuckin kiss me.

now i sit in the back, do not talk, and get them to let me off a block away from my house...

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:48 pm

This is not meant to be an inflammatory question, but out of interest, how young do y'all think is too young?

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:49 pm

Lizkins wrote:
boys will be boys, but not all boys verbalise every fucken thought they have about a girl within close proximity

couldn't have said it better myself

ghetto kitty wrote:well im a bit tired of having cabbies who take me home after clubnights trying to fuckin kiss me.

for serious? how many times has this happened? take down their number b2b kick in the nuts tbh

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:02 pm

Hardy wrote:This is not meant to be an inflammatory question, but out of interest, how young do y'all think is too young?

Isn't there some equation you can use? Add the two digits in your age and above that it's all gravy. Or perhaps it's multiply.

Sounds legit to me.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:09 pm

C.I.A. wrote: Isn't there some equation you can use? Add the two digits in your age and above that it's all gravy. Or perhaps it's multiply.

hmm, doesn't work either way....

it you add mine, it's 5... it you multiply, it's 6

Pedophilia is soooo not funny. but, for some reason I find Pedobear hilarious.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:10 pm

deviant wrote:Pedophilia is soooo not funny. but, for some reason I find Pedobear hilarious.

I know. It's one of the mysteries of life.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:14 pm

aroes wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:well im a bit tired of having cabbies who take me home after clubnights trying to fuckin kiss me.
for serious? how many times has this happened? take down their number b2b kick in the nuts tbh

has happened 4 times now, 3 weekends in a row recently! one guy said - 'dont pay me, just kiss me instead'
um - how about FUCK OFF.

i dont tell them where i work or anything now. and i have usually just run away too fast to take their lisence number etc.

creepy.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:17 pm

I like girls, i like perving, it is never going to change!

Liz you need to get over all the comments that guys make about girls, you always make comment on it, happens at least every month.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:19 pm

Hey aroes- i met an artist today named CHICO!!!! BU to that

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:20 pm

Oh yeah, and Big Ups to Girls, Big Ups to Tits, Big Ups to mini skirts, and Big Ups to singlets.

Big Ups to it being summer and me and all my mates being able to drink beer and perv on girls and their tits when they are dressed in mini skirts and singlets.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:21 pm

kronz wrote:happens at least every month.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:23 pm

kronz wrote:Oh yeah, and Big Ups to Girls, Big Ups to Tits, Big Ups to mini skirts, and Big Ups to singlets.

Big Ups to it being summer and me and all my mates being able to drink beer and perv on girls and their tits when they are dressed in mini skirts and singlets.

Can not WAIT to see you in your miniskirt. All I have is mental imagery right now, but I need the real thing.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:27 pm

BIG UPS to the massive curry i'm about to eat. Cowrkers, prepare to complain to HR....

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:34 pm

Hardy wrote:
kronz wrote:Oh yeah, and Big Ups to Girls, Big Ups to Tits, Big Ups to mini skirts, and Big Ups to singlets.

Big Ups to it being summer and me and all my mates being able to drink beer and perv on girls and their tits when they are dressed in mini skirts and singlets.
Can not WAIT to see you in your miniskirt. All I have is mental imagery right now, but I need the real thing.

You would ya POOF!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:40 pm

Kronz - fuck the minute i saw you post in here, i knew you would say something childish and immature, and you did exactly that. Congratulations on also sticking to what you do all the time, which is to say stupid arse and inflammatory comments

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:42 pm

Lizkins wrote:Kronz - fuck the minute i saw you post in here, i knew you would say something childish and immature, and you did exactly that. Congratulations on also sticking to what you do all the time, which is to say stupid arse and inflammatory comments

Yeah but you still need to get over it

spiral · Post by **spiral** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:45 pm

BU finally bought a TR-808 - cowbells and bass drums ahoy

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:56 pm

kronz wrote:
Hardy wrote:
kronz wrote:Oh yeah, and Big Ups to Girls, Big Ups to Tits, Big Ups to mini skirts, and Big Ups to singlets.

Big Ups to it being summer and me and all my mates being able to drink beer and perv on girls and their tits when they are dressed in mini skirts and singlets.
Can not WAIT to see you in your miniskirt. All I have is mental imagery right now, but I need the real thing.
You would ya POOF!

It's not gay if you bash them afterwards

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:19 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:Hey aroes- i met an artist today named CHICO!!!! BU to that

haha he can use the name if he wants but he'll never be true OG chico

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:21 pm

hahaha im meeting up with him soon so I will suss out if he is OG or impostor

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:32 pm

staring at girls you dont know smacks of insecurity to me.

we've all done it but boy I try not to these days, its very empowering not being a slave to your optic nerve.

its also what reinforces negative stereotypes about men being testosterone fuelled dogs on heat.. so have some self respect.

fuckin windowlickers haha..