the news thread

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:51 pm

heh, my paranoias are becoming reality very fast.

not surprised tho, not at all.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:00 am

fail. Horrible idea, I'll fight it to the end.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:32 am

I don't think you can be doing a very good job because Australian Passports already have RFID tags in them.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:33 am

and have done for quite a few years.

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:36 am

Yeah, they are pretty much everywhere already... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio-freq ... tification

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:57 pm

Jakarta hotel bombings. Fatality count expecting to rise.

http://www.theage.com.au/world/at-least ... -dnk0.html

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:14 pm

I present to you...

melbourne's own

wheel

of

fail

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/metal-p ... -dnbx.html

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:22 pm

biggest blatant example of wasted taxpayers money, it really pisses me off.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:33 pm

I dont believe our taxes have paid a cent on that embarrasment? the grand prix, on the other hand...

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:05 pm

sorry you're right it was paid for by the ING real estate group, i thought it was funded by the government either for installation or repairs. thankfully its not.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:35 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25 ... 01,00.html

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:46 pm

deviant wrote:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25 ... 01,00.html

Rape is funny

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:52 pm

in this instance yes

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:56 pm

deviant wrote:in this instance yes

Or of course in the instance of clown rape

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:02 pm

^ ahhhhhh - Clown Rape.

Yes. Hillarious

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:45 am

http://www.theage.com.au/world/big-quak ... -dtnv.html

they'll stop at nothing eh.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:15 pm

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... S_email_nl

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:23 pm

i couldn't get past "inserted themselves".

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:26 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i couldn't get past "inserted themselves".

It's sick isn't it. A woman is being harrassed, but do passers-by help? NO! They see an opportunity to RAPE the poor girl!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:32 pm

was she a clown?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:22 pm

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 61,00.html

woops

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:24 pm

deviant wrote:http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 61,00.html

woops

2008 called, wants its story back

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:24 pm

Yeah dude, belongs in the 'old' thread..

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:30 pm

lol, someone sent me the link... didn't look at the date.

I wonder what Mr Xing is doing now.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:43 pm

breaking news:

http://www.theage.com.au/national/the-n ... -b6ti.html

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:55 pm

http://www.theage.com.au/national/meatc ... -dy64.html

check out the journo's name... lol

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:02 pm

deviant wrote:http://www.theage.com.au/national/meatc ... -dy64.html

check out the journo's name... lol

LOL!!! GOLD!!!!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:34 pm

^ can you imagine it in the press room.

Editor - We have a cleaver wielding woman to report on..... Any takers......

FunkyJ · Post by **FunkyJ** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:55 pm

I knew there was something I was missing about Adelaide...

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 82,00.html

Baby Ruth · Post by **Baby Ruth** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:29 pm

Slayer and Megadeth will bring their double-header show to Australia in October.

October 9, Melbourne, Festival Hall

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:18 am

FunkyJ wrote:I knew there was something I was missing about Adelaide...

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 82,00.html

and look what it's doing!

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 82,00.html

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:45 pm

FunkyJ wrote:I knew there was something I was missing about Adelaide...

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 82,00.html

heh.

mind numbing boredom + speed + coopers on tap + water that causes dementia = nutcases who become serial killers and age very quickly, whilst beating each other up whilst watching TV for lack of other things to do.

yeah, i REALLY miss it there.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:28 pm

WTF!?!!?!!!?

http://www.tpuc.org/node/151

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:25 pm

Before anyone else wastes their time working out the origin of this obviously bullshit story, it originally came from lifesitenews: http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2007/jul/07073008.html

LifeSiteNews.com's writers and its founders, have come to understand that respect for life and family are endangered by an international conflict. That conflict is between radically opposed views of the worth and dignity of every human life and of family life and community. It has been caused by secularists attempting to eliminate Christian morality and natural law principles which are seen as the primary obstacles to implementing their new world order.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:53 am

apparently the Aussie economy is bouncing back I heard on the news last night.

sweet, maybe I'll get a raise soon.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:18 pm

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainmen ... im-blunder

Tsk Tsk Tsk

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:53 pm

Kyle Sandliands is one of THE biggest fuckwits walking the earth...

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:22 pm

Agree.

Biggest!

Fanta Pants Moronic Shit Face of a Cock Smoker.

Jackie O isn't much better.

on par with Dave Hughes and Kate Langbrook.

Bring back Will Andersen & Adam Spencer - Good radio.

Jay & The Doctor weren't that flash, Robbie Buck, Marike & The Doctor don't do much better.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:02 am

Feigan wrote:Robbie Buck, Marike & The Doctor don't do much better.

geez they aren't too bad. monday morning their show was about car games for people driving by themselves was pretty damn funny.

Ugh has anyone listened to Syn FM in the morning? What a bunch of morons those kids are.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:56 am

To be honest, I don't actually listen too JJJ in the morning too much aymore, so my opinion is probably not that up to date.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:06 pm

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25 ... 77,00.html

Egad.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:32 pm

Feigan wrote:http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25 ... 77,00.html

Egad.

ouch.

poor innocent bum bum.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:23 pm

Feigan wrote:http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25 ... 77,00.html

Egad.

Christ!! Thats not cool!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:35 pm

Amick wrote:
Feigan wrote:Robbie Buck, Marike & The Doctor don't do much better.
geez they aren't too bad. monday morning their show was about car games for people driving by themselves was pretty damn funny.

Ugh has anyone listened to Syn FM in the morning? What a bunch of morons those kids are.

haha - We used to do Monday morning drive time on 3MU and 3MR - often still up from the weekend. Till we got kicked off air. ahhhhh, to be an arts student again.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:41 pm

Delta and Brian harassed by a cyber stalker on twitter...BOOOO FUCKIN HOOO.

I could not for either of these two dregs on this planet.

They've consulted 'security experts' about the stalker.

I could imagine the discussion.

Delta: "Someone is stalking me and Brian on twitter".

Security guy: "Well...maybe stop using twitter? You'd probably be better off without it."

PROBLEM SOLVED

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 22,00.html

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:47 pm

hahahaahaa! Twitter told them someone was following them and they think it is a stalker.

cause they only had the ONE person following them.

hahahahahaha.

Wine at work.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:55 pm

DBoy wrote:hahahaahaa! Twitter told them someone was following them and they think it is a stalker.

cause they only had the ONE person following them.

hahahahahaha.

Wine at work.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:55 pm

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5774216

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:58 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5774216

At least he got to keep his johnson.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:08 am

so many dicks in the news!

go girl. english tourists are the absolute worst.

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/greek-w ... -ebt2.html