The Big Brother 2006 thread

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:08 pm

jbs wrote:See I think about this differently.

If you leave all the annoying people in the house and vote out the peacemakers then it's ON.

Fair call

You never answered my Q re Michael looking like Lucas..

Hehehehe!

he'll be horrified

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:51 pm

gnat wrote:[
You never answered my Q re Michael looking like Lucas..

Hehehehe!

he'll be horrified

harsh!

Post by **system** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:29 pm

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C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:33 pm

LC looks like he is channeling mrj in that pic. I had to take a second look to make sure it wasn't the randomizer

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:12 pm

system wrote:

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I think it's another isla/sasha cohen moment.

Post by **system** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:18 pm

I was tempted to drop the :gnat:, but thought I'd defer to the expert.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon May 15, 2006 11:44 pm

@ Gnat: Your sig says "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery", but you love Big Brother?

same o · Post by **same o** » Mon May 15, 2006 11:46 pm

man big brother AO sux.... i want TITS

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:12 am

And you wonder why BB's gone gay this year...

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:56 am

check out these mingers going in there tomorrow:

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:51 am

omg is that an asian guy? or is that a girl? what the fuck is wrong with his/her/it's eyebrows?

wtf is going on

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:15 am

gay hairdresser. I just want to see David vomit all over this guy -- it will finally be worth watching just to see that.

L-J · Post by **L-J** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:39 am

i think they will try and out gay each other

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:02 am

Hardy wrote:@ Gnat: Your sig says "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery", but you love Big Brother?

Jayzus! Not even on line and getting cained by the Big Boys..

Hardy, Sys, ADD...

Juvenile I know but all I have on me at the moment..

It's a Bob Marley line Hardy you cheeky fucker. BB is mind numbing indeed and just what the doctor ordered when I get home from a brain haemmoraging day at work...

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:08 am

^^^ what Gnatty said. I love my daily dose of novocaine for the mind!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:21 am

I watched 'Uncut' last night, after a week of purposely not watching it, because I can't stand any of them - and I fucking HATE that Camilla slappper.
And that other chick that originaly went into the revenge room is just pure evil.
Are they are the biggest load of wankers ever assembled in the BB house ever? Or is it just me?

Except for Gaelen.
How funny is that bastard?

Classic comments last night that had me laughing out loud...

'So your going to hang up your nuts for a while mate"

and

'Balls and and all'

being my personal Gaelen high-lights.

Lets hope the new Nimrods tonight make the house a bit more lively.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:25 am

Sup LE !!

Watched AO for a bit too last night.

too much cock for my liking.

Fuck some of those people are going to regret saying some of the stuff they say in there..

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:32 am

ADD_Boy wrote:Sup LE !!

Watched AO for a bit too last night.

too much cock for my liking.

Fuck some of those people are going to regret saying some of the stuff they say in there..

Hey mate!

They need to let Borat in the house for a few days.
"It is nice'

Yeah, I wasn't really enjoying the cock parts either.
I like knockers too much to enjoy knobs.
The need to get their knobs and knockers ratio a bit more even.
Or preferably about 90% Knockers, and 10% knobs.

I'd have 100% knockers if it was up to me, but there would obviously be outrage amongst the plethora of 15 year old female chronic masturbators who have their own telly in their own little pink bedrooms accross the country.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:52 am

I loved David's comment about Jamie... along the lines of ":shock: I'm glad he's hetero, he wouldn't get near me with that thing..."

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:53 am

"Your hwang, it is niiice"

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:55 am

jbs wrote:"Your hwang, it is niiice"

"Can I touch it ??"

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:59 am

elysium wrote:^^^ what Gnatty said. I love my daily dose of novocaine for the mind!

novovcaine makes you laugh though.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:00 am

Why does everyone hate on BB so?

I find watching people I have no reson to identify with make idiots out of themselves for 30 mins a week pretty entertaining,

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:05 am

sAme'0 wrote:man big brother AO sux.... i want TITS

sucked in, it was a whole lot of penises last night

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:17 am

mrj wrote:
elysium wrote:^^^ what Gnatty said. I love my daily dose of novocaine for the mind!
novovcaine makes you laugh though.

Methinks you are you thinking of nitrous?

Novocaine only numbs, so rather than making me

it just makes half my face go to sleep, my tongue feel like it belongs to someone else and makes it impossible to drink without drooling upon myself. Luckily the effects are only temporary!

I have asked my dentist repeatedly to use nitrous instead of novocaine, but he just won't come to the party bah!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:18 am

Hardy wrote:@ Gnat: Your sig says "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery", but you love Big Brother?

I'd hardly call it mental slavery.... As much as I hate it, I find it interesting in a 'psychological experiment' stylee. Watching people's personalities clash and the way they handle themselves, you can actually learn a lot about yourself if you're that way inclined.

Redemption Song aye Gnat?

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:18 am

Ooohh yeh! What bout Jamies line 'you should have sex with me, its a lot of fun'

Smmooooth

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:12 pm

gnat wrote:
Hardy wrote:@ Gnat: Your sig says "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery", but you love Big Brother?
Jayzus! Not even on line and getting cained by the Big Boys..

Hardy, Sys, ADD...

Juvenile I know but all I have on me at the moment..

It's a Bob Marley line Hardy you cheeky fucker. BB is mind numbing indeed and just what the doctor ordered when I get home from a brain haemmoraging day at work...

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:14 pm

Carlz wrote:Ooohh yeh! What bout Jamies line 'you should have sex with me, its a lot of fun' Smmooooth

oh man, even the bit where he starts saying how great a shape dick he has

bahahahaha

you right ADD_Boy - i reckon they will definitely regret some of the stuff they say

Little Evil - don't be rude, sharing is caring, so its 50/50 for knobs and knockers

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:22 pm

Direktor wrote:Redemption Song aye Gnat?

Yeps!

Hardy, don't just WINK! I was waiting for a right hanging out to dry!

I bet you watch it in your bedroom

Disappointed I read my book last night in lieu of Uncut- missed all the twig and berries action

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:10 pm

gnat wrote:
Direktor wrote:Redemption Song aye Gnat?

Yeps!

Hardy, don't just WINK! I was waiting for a right hanging out to dry!

I bet you watch it in your bedroom

Disappointed I read my book last night in lieu of Uncut- missed all the twig and berries action

I got nothing, mentally blank today... sorry to disappoint!

LOL @ Twig and Berries!

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:19 pm

Hardy wrote:
gnat wrote:
Direktor wrote:Redemption Song aye Gnat?

Yeps!

Hardy, don't just WINK! I was waiting for a right hanging out to dry!

I bet you watch it in your bedroom

Disappointed I read my book last night in lieu of Uncut- missed all the twig and berries action
I got nothing, mentally blank today... sorry to disappoint!

LOL @ Twig and Berries!

I'm mentally blank too except for an extensive repertoire on cardiovascular risk factor management... thrilling stuff

My brain could be leaking out of my right ear; currently on phone to invincible farmer type from Shepp.

T + B, Austen powers theft. Makes me LOL too.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:43 pm

Lizkins wrote: Little Evil - don't be rude, sharing is caring, so its 50/50 for knobs and knockers

Here you go then.
A bit of half and half for everyone....

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:52 pm

not what i meant LE

now then, who goes next?

Anna, Camila, Crystal, Ash or David?

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:01 pm

Has to be Camilla.
I despise her.
I think maybe the rest of Australia does too.

I would like to sit in the BB audience on eviction night, and dress up like all the other nimrods do, but as a truncheon.
So when Gretel does the rounds, and comes and asks me what I'm meant to be, I'd say 'I'm Camilla's truncheon'

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:04 pm

"I cant do rough, I just cant do it"

Says Jamie to the virgin bogan.

Perfect wording Jamie, just what she wants to hear.

It was also great to see BB Uncut deeming any talk to do with gay issues and suicide adults only. Well done.

Why the fuck are there no boobs? Whats teh point of uncut without them?

I dont give a fuck if Ashleys wee hole closed up beacause his best mate kicked him in the nuts (prob deserved it). Thats not AO either. Farting jokes arent AO either.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:09 pm

gnat wrote: My brain could be leaking out of my right ear; currently on phone to invincible farmer type from Shepp.

T + B, Austen powers theft. Makes me LOL too.

Oi, don't be knocking Shepp..... great things come from that place!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:13 pm

Direktor wrote:
gnat wrote: My brain could be leaking out of my right ear; currently on phone to invincible farmer type from Shepp.

T + B, Austen powers theft. Makes me LOL too.
Oi, don't be knocking Shepp..... great things come from that place!

i think the most amusing point of that statement Direktor is the fact that you started off with "Oi"

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:55 pm

Wang wang wang...

Never heard the word used so many times in one show.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:14 pm

calstro wrote:Wang wang wang...

Never heard the word used so many times in one show.

An Wang - the founder of Wang computers.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:16 pm

if i was going to waste my money on voting it would go on dino without a doubt. absolute tool of the highest order.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:28 pm

witty!

Some of the shit that came out of that misogynistic asswipes mouth last night, esp on Adults only, made me want to:

kick him in the wang and make his wee hole swell shut (to borrow from the concepts explored in last night's shows)

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:34 pm

Didn't the Flinstones have a pet dinosaur called 'Dino' in the later episodes?
He was really dumb purple bastard, that could only yelp, and cause everyone shit.

The Dino in the BB house is pretty much the same, he's not purple - but he's definately a cunt and a half.

I've met bricks with more personality than that mincer.
What a complete anus clown.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:37 pm

Little Evil wrote: The Dino in the BB house is pretty much the same, he's not purple

I would be happy to remedy that LE!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:48 pm

about Dino, grade A arsewipe and a half! I want to kick him in the nuts big time!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:51 pm

elysium wrote:
Little Evil wrote: The Dino in the BB house is pretty much the same, he's not purple
I would be happy to remedy that LE!!

Well, if your up for some clockwork orange style ultra-violence when he gets evicted, we'll get together with some baseball bats and tolchok the dude right in the rot.
(Translation - beat the living shit out of the wanker)
I'll pay for the plane tickets - gladly

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:55 pm

Apparently he is from Frankston! we could just lie in wait...

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:00 pm

elysium wrote:Apparently he is from Frankston! we could just lie in wait...

I'm there.
I'm nailing nine inch spikes through the end of my bat as we speak.
Will be in touch.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:11 pm

excellent!

We can take him to the 21st Century, hammer him to the rotating dance floor with your bat and then muster all the stiletto-heeled slappers we can find into a frenzied stampede (with the promise of free boob jobs) and run them over him. Thrice.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:30 pm

Lizkins wrote:
Direktor wrote:
gnat wrote: My brain could be leaking out of my right ear; currently on phone to invincible farmer type from Shepp.

T + B, Austen powers theft. Makes me LOL too.
Oi, don't be knocking Shepp..... great things come from that place!

i think the most amusing point of that statement Direktor is the fact that you started off with "Oi"