Melbourne Beats

yup, the one near the clock opposite smiggle. i'd give them a try, but depends on what you need certified.

this might help.

can get accountants and shit too.

In Melbourne, Victoria, in 2002 there were only 66 notaries for a city with a population of 3.5 million and only 90 for the entire state.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notary_public#Australia

my lawyers are in QLD and my accountant is on the other side of town. have lawyer friend but she doesnt have her certification number on her.

that thread you posted tash looks just as confusing, nobody knows what/who they are!

notary dudes i have been calling today want to charge $88 for one document and $40 for every document after. fucking ridiculous.

GAHHHHHHH

If you really get stuck, my girlf is a JP. She'll certify the shit out of it.

where does she work/live?
can i hassle her if nothing works today???

ghetto kitty wrote:where does she work/live?
can i hassle her if nothing works today???

She lives at my house

Ironically, she's a lawyer at Dept of Transport. We live in Abottsford, gimme a PM later if you get stuck, i'm sure she'll be glad to do it.

GK, Melbourne Uni has a JP:

Justice of the Peace

Available by appointment 12.30-2.30pm, Monday to Friday, at the Information Centre, ground floor, Union House.
8344 5415

Dunno if they do work for the general public though.

yeah ive been to 2 police stations, 3 chemists, 2 libraries and the supreme court. nobody can tell me if/when/how to find one.
and its now 3pm.

THIS IS FUCKED.

hardy, pming you now.

the chemist is 5 mins from libs lady...give it a try!

pharmacists can totes certify docs....

also, why wouldn't the police do it?!?!?!

tash i did. chemist fail.

and no they cannot certify this document. they sent it back to me as i had had a pharmacist witness it previously, and now im running out of time!

police couldnt either, needs a JP or notary public.

all my well laid plans for the future could literally come apart at the seams without this one fucknig signature.

ghetto kitty wrote:the one inside melb central near the clock babe? that has a doctor?
a regular chemist is no good, has to be JP or notary public whatever the fuck that is.

went to that post office, they said nope.

have bee on internets and phones all day - nobody has one.

why not email me and ask? could have taken you to a solicitor to have signed off straight away no dramas

ghetto kitty wrote:tash i did. chemist fail.

and no they cannot certify this document. they sent it back to me as i had had a pharmacist witness it previously, and now im running out of time!

police couldnt either, needs a JP or notary public.

all my well laid plans for the future could literally come apart at the seams without this one fucknig signature.

I'm calling girl now to find a quick alternative, hold tight!

liz babe - did not even think of you darling. i have been running all over the CBD since 9am. im about to cry. i have 3 lawyers saying they can do it but not today! any chance of today babe?

hardy - thanks, im srsly gonna lose it soon.

wait to see if Sammy can, if not, come over to 140 William St, will talk to my boss right now and see if he can, otherwise we'll go over to my old law firm (in same building) and get my old lawyer buddies to do it. i have a building full of options for you.

stressless my darling. MB.com gets you sorted. sorry i hadn't jumped on sooner to see this

okay im coming to see you now liz.

yay Mb hookups.

ghetto kitty wrote:
yay Mb hookups.

Ah, the system works!

it does indeed....what on earth would we do without the nets...or just MB? haha

I have an internet stalker what the fuck. Skeeved out.

LIZKINS SAVED THE DAY!!!!!!!!!



i owe you one babe! (the lawyer was kinda cute too hehehe)

mecka wrote:I have an internet stalker what the fuck. Skeeved out.

lol wut

ghetto kitty wrote:LIZKINS SAVED THE DAY!!!!!!!!!



i owe you one babe! (the lawyer was kinda cute too hehehe)

haha only the best and no worries!

i know many wont see this as a big gripe but it is... leaving London tomorrow for good, will not see lots of my great friends for a looooong time if at all, very sad... now i am back to living out of a small bag again, was enjoying having a home/bedroom for a change... very stressful change, you'd think I'd be used to it

Part of the deal, innit. It's rad having friends all over the world, but it fucken sucks knowing that at any one time, you're going to be missing people. As absolutely overjoyed as I was/am at leaving Oklahoma, it still makes me sad that I am only going to see my friends/colleagues from there rarely, if ever again.

At least as the person leaving, you are heading to new and exciting things, which will no doubt win your attention and keep you from looking back too sadly.
Dunno how it works for the peeps left behind... As far as I can tell, it mainly involves not emailing me.

Quickles I know exactly how you feel. It's definitely tough, but the adventures ahead will soon take your mind off things. Having said that, there's nothing stopping you from staying long is there? Either way, adventurous types have to get used to constant change and saying goodbye. The benefits in the long run however, far outweigh that of a stagnant life!

^^^^ totally tashma!

and both quick and retzie, the friends that really count will stay in touch and will find you again, no matter where you or they are.

my gripe today is merely being at work. now i have given notice i can taste freedom like sugar crystals on the tip of my tongue. i dun wanna be inside freezing bluestone building today!

my gripe would have to be having absolutely no idea what will happen over the next few months (this is also totes awesome though), and being constantly tempted by cheap flights. i want to book a trip goddamn it, but can't!!!

lol @ our middle class dilemmas.

huhu.

i got 10k of bills to pay in the next 2 weeks. not including rent. huhu.

good times!

witty_pseudonym wrote: lol @ our middle class dilemmas.

true, but if i begin to gripe about the bigger picture and what is going on for most of the people in the world, i dont know if i have the motivation to go on in my middle class life tbh.

the poor generally don't bemoan the state of the world and the bigger picture, but are more concerned with the basics of the day-to-day. i'm simply saying that we're so blessed in our own lives, that our gripes (well mine in particular) are indicative of that. not being able to book an overseas holiday because i might get the opportunity to live in another country with all expenses paid is certainly a middle class dilemma!

i know babe. i get you.
my middle class attempt at perspective is why i (and probs you too) end up going to 3rd world countries for my 'holidays' more often than other western countries, for a brief moment i really appreciate being around people who live moment to moment, meal to meal. every time im there, i am humbled. every time i return, i am full of gratitude.

lol at richpeoplesproblems

I'm having a bit of a mid thirties crisis. Not sure whether I really want to be here in Melbourne anymore.

I have an unprecedented desire to GTFO and explore the world.

so do it!

even just for a bit, and get some o that perspective we is talking about.

ghetto kitty wrote:

witty_pseudonym wrote: lol @ our middle class dilemmas.

true, but if i begin to gripe about the bigger picture and what is going on for most of the people in the world, i dont know if i have the motivation to go on in my middle class life tbh.

That's a very interesting remark, and one that's been quite prominent in my life of late. Like most people, when I see the lives of the poor and oppressed I feel depressed, but it also has an effect of me becoming complacent in my own life, and that I should just be happy with what I have (which I am), but it also harms my own motivation to better my own life and become a bit complacent. Almost as though I should strive for greater personal wealth (be that knowlede or posessions) when others have so little.

At the same time, it's all relative, and to hold yourself back from self-advancement because others don't have the opportunity is ridiculous, but it's an interesting self-observation i've made.

Carry on!

huge wrote:huhu.

i got 10k of bills to pay in the next 2 weeks. not including rent. huhu.

good times!

mate that is just pocket change to you! buy a house and pay yourself rent knackers.

Hardy wrote:

ghetto kitty wrote:

witty_pseudonym wrote: lol @ our middle class dilemmas.

true, but if i begin to gripe about the bigger picture and what is going on for most of the people in the world, i dont know if i have the motivation to go on in my middle class life tbh.

That's a very interesting remark, and one that's been quite prominent in my life of late. Like most people, when I see the lives of the poor and oppressed I feel depressed, but it also has an effect of me becoming complacent in my own life, and that I should just be happy with what I have (which I am), but it also harms my own motivation to better my own life and become a bit complacent. Almost as though I should strive for greater personal wealth (be that knowlede or posessions) when others have so little.

At the same time, it's all relative, and to hold yourself back from self-advancement because others don't have the opportunity is ridiculous, but it's an interesting self-observation i've made.

Carry on!

hmm really? i find the opposite. i find that realizing that so many people strive simply for food means i am even MORe determined to challenge myself and not be complacent because i have all these amazing things at my disposal, like fresh water, house to live in etc. i dont know that a strive for knowledge or possessions though, i think for me its more about striving for experience and then using my knowledge and mouth to spread the things i learn to help others strive too.

or something.

Fents wrote:

huge wrote:huhu.

i got 10k of bills to pay in the next 2 weeks. not including rent. huhu.

good times!

mate that is just pocket change to you! buy a house and pay yourself rent knackers.

lol no it isnt! i've got just under 1k of that and no idea how im going to come up with the rest. freak out! rent is another 4.5k. argh.

Feeling ever so slightly stabby right now....
Fucking employee at work I don't think he likes the idea of his manager being a fair bit younger than him. Especially when he wants to give a discount on a product and that would mean asking the much younger person in the room what kind of a price we could do.

So what does he do. He goes outside and tries to ring MY BOSS the director cant get ahold of him so he rings the operations manager...the guy in charge of dispatch and ordering or goods etc etc

The even shitter thing was that I had no idea what was going on, only an inkling of it, because the customers were italian and he speaks italian. I had to wait until the entire transaction was done and dusted before I found out that he had knocked some money off the price and gotten approval not from the store manager but from the operations manager....

I managed to stay calm and bring it up with him that when it comes to pricing he needs to ask me about it if it's stock from here as I am the manager of the store, he half mumbled something about how he's just used to calling the other 2 I mentioned but seemed to listen....

should fire him

huge wrote:should fire him

He's techincally hired as a driver who does my lunch covers so I can't make that call on my own and as a delivery driver he's actually really good and reliable.
Just shit like this that really fucks me off and I've only really started to get this place running better and making a better net profit no where near enough to jusitfy saying I don't want him as much lunch cover I'm going to hire someone else and having to pay them also

deffo need to put the fear into him somehow

huge wrote:deffo need to put the fear into him somehow

Rape him imo

Hardy wrote:

huge wrote:deffo need to put the fear into him somehow

Rape him imo

i love how you argued my protestations about the censorship of the polyester girls in FB but you advocate rape all over MB..

Being Broke, vehiclarly challenged, bored and tragically single..
Yep...Lovin life.

get a skateboard.

1. cheap
2. is a mode of transport
3. is something to do
4. chicks love skateboarding dudes for some reason
5. ???
6. profit

h

Thanks bro but that was last months solution...and all i got was a broken arm and an addiction to codeine

(5??
6. Profit) = HAHAHAHAHAHA

huge wrote:4. chicks love skateboarding dudes for some reason

have no idea why but they are mega hotness, same as tradies. just a given in my book

Lizkins wrote:

huge wrote:4. chicks love skateboarding dudes for some reason

have no idea why but they are mega hotness, same as tradies. just a given in my book

negatory

Lizkins wrote:

huge wrote:4. chicks love skateboarding dudes for some reason

have no idea why but they are mega hotness, same as tradies. just a given in my book

same, if i hear a deck hit the road i always look.

problem is now - they are either 12 years old or 50+ and trying to reclaim thier yoof.

my girl does that bad. just waiting for her to do her neck.

mostly are all jobless, smelly megawankers. no idea what the attraction is.