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Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:21 pm
by mrj
Yesterday I accidently farted on someone at work. actually farted ON them.
it wasn't on purpose, it just slipped out. they held a door open for me and another person, and because two people were going through the door at once I had to angle my body, which I did by putting my back to the person holding the door. It was at this most inopportune time a remarkabley resonant fart made its dash for freedom. To the casual observer it would have appeared that i deliberately turned to fart on this individual.
I said a quick excuse me and kept walking (to the bathroom, which explains why the fart escaped in the first place). As I pondered my social "fart paus" in the solitude of the mens, I convinced myself that none had heard it and that my discretion combined with my quick exit from the scene of the crime would ensure I would not be identified as "he who dealt it". I was sure that my "excuse me" people would assume was my politeness in moving past people throught he door way.
Alas it twas not to be. 15 mintues later a member from my team came into my office, closed the door and was like "hey dude, did you let one rip before when we were walking through the door". I confessed. Now my shame is public and very likely eternal.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:22 pm
by thedeadly9
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:23 pm
by thedeadly9
GOLD MRJ!!! lolzamillion
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:40 pm
by kronz
mrj wrote:Yesterday I accidently farted on someone at work. actually farted ON them.
it wasn't on purpose, it just slipped out. they held a door open for me and another person, and because two people were going through the door at once I had to angle my body, which I did by putting my back to the person holding the door. It was at this most inopportune time a remarkabley resonant fart made its dash for freedom. To the casual observer it would have appeared that i deliberately turned to fart on this individual.
I said a quick excuse me and kept walking (to the bathroom, which explains why the fart escaped in the first place). As I pondered my social "fart paus" in the solitude of the mens, I convinced myself that none had heard it and that my discretion combined with my quick exit from the scene of the crime would ensure I would not be identified as "he who dealt it". I was sure that my "excuse me" people would assume was my politeness in moving past people throught he door way.
Alas it twas not to be. 15 mintues later a member from my team came into my office, closed the door and was like "hey dude, did you let one rip before when we were walking through the door". I confessed. Now my shame is public and very likely eternal.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:12 pm
by huge
LOOOOOOL
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:54 pm
by huge
so many bills! argh!
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:33 pm
by youthful_implants
mrj wrote:Yesterday I accidently farted on someone at work. actually farted ON them.
it wasn't on purpose, it just slipped out. they held a door open for me and another person, and because two people were going through the door at once I had to angle my body, which I did by putting my back to the person holding the door. It was at this most inopportune time a remarkabley resonant fart made its dash for freedom. To the casual observer it would have appeared that i deliberately turned to fart on this individual.
I said a quick excuse me and kept walking (to the bathroom, which explains why the fart escaped in the first place). As I pondered my social "fart paus" in the solitude of the mens, I convinced myself that none had heard it and that my discretion combined with my quick exit from the scene of the crime would ensure I would not be identified as "he who dealt it". I was sure that my "excuse me" people would assume was my politeness in moving past people throught he door way.
Alas it twas not to be. 15 mintues later a member from my team came into my office, closed the door and was like "hey dude, did you let one rip before when we were walking through the door". I confessed. Now my shame is public and very likely eternal.
LOLOLOL!
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:40 pm
by mecka
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:31 pm
by thedeadly9
Turning 30 tomorrow.
Not good.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:35 pm
by nic
huge wrote:so many bills! argh!
fly away imo lol
do it and escaep teh darkness
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:38 pm
by huge
so many things anchoring me here huhu.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:47 pm
by nic
you are the least holidayed person i know
fix it NAOW
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:28 pm
by fooishbar
yep hugh man up and take a holiday already.
come here and eat lamb chops at lahore kebab house for two weeks. they will totes change your outlook on food.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:51 pm
by nic
carofl misses her binge enforcerments afaik
housewarming / bbq / going away party thuis weekend
:ket: x
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:37 am
by witty_pseudonym
HEAVY BREATHER SITTING NEXT TO ME DIEDIEDIE!!!
thank faaarrrrk he's finishing tomorrow. :stab:
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:28 pm
by youthful_implants
just banged my knee so hard on the corner of my desk. its now white hot and inflamed. bar steward!!
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:48 pm
by spiral
filled fax machine with paper and got a ream of fax spam
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:19 pm
by Fents
fucking mice! little fuckers have chewed through my brand new bosch dishwasher! our cats have killed two in a week but apparently theres fuckloads more. its time for war! bombing and bait stations at the ready.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:40 pm
by L-J
I now have the loudest, bitchiest bitch of a bitch sitting next to me in the office.
So damn loud I can hardly hear myself on the phone.
She is also a bitch.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:46 pm
by witty_pseudonym
sick her on your stalker?
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:19 pm
by youthful_implants
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:36 pm
by L-J
They are friends.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:36 pm
by witty_pseudonym
what were you thinking man?
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:39 pm
by huge
should bang her too and let them kill eachother.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:40 pm
by witty_pseudonym
gripe: lost my last hour's work thanks to cunting excel fucking out. arghghghghgh
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:02 pm
by huge
should save all the time innit. im on control+s non stop if im using office apps.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:06 pm
by witty_pseudonym
now that's just unnecessary, mr smarty pants IT man.
(it was partially recovered)
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:39 pm
by Lizkins
nah its totes necessary, you should know that! ctrl 's' all the way baby...like OCD that shit down
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:48 pm
by witty_pseudonym
pfff. that's what autosave is for. both n00bs tbh.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:49 pm
by huge
obvs necessary if you havent been saving tash!
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:16 pm
by thedeadly9
I have a massive sticky note stuck to my monitor that says "SAVE SAVE SAVE OR DIE"
Good words to live by,
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:50 am
by L-J
witty_pseudonym wrote: what were you thinking man?
It's the universe being cruel. This lady only started sitting next to me Monday.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:50 am
by system
huge wrote:should save all the time innit. im on control+s non stop if im using office apps.
use cloud based apps - they do that autosave ting properly yo.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:51 am
by system
mrj wrote:Yesterday I accidently farted on someone at work. actually farted ON them.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:58 am
by huge
system wrote:huge wrote:should save all the time innit. im on control+s non stop if im using office apps.
use cloud based apps - they do that autosave ting properly yo.
i run the biz on google. best ever. trying to get tennis to go to gapps huhu.
the cloud is so awesome.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:30 pm
by youthful_implants
what is this cloud people keep talkin about? is it a centralized data suppository lol?
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:24 pm
by Fents
suppository lol!, sorry just had a pub linch
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:24 pm
by Fents
lunch even tbf
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:44 pm
by Lizkins
LOL! tipsy Fents, tell us some stories!
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:29 pm
by witty_pseudonym
Awesome bearded boss lady is leaving.
New team is tight on hours and budget. Quibbling over working an extra half hour.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:32 pm
by Fents
well there was this one time this chick took off her top whilst fikuss was spinning tunes....wait you already knoiw that one...
ok so one day uncy cid visited and this girl shit herslef....wait you know that one too...
fuck it liz someone just walked into the office with a slab of white rabbit dark ale im grabbin another beer and ciggy, brb.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:27 pm
by huge
payroll upgrade friday arvo. wish me luck.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:06 pm
by Lizkins
Fents wrote:well there was this one time this chick took off her top whilst fikuss was spinning tunes....wait you already knoiw that one...
ok so one day uncy cid visited and this girl shit herslef....wait you know that one too...
fuck it liz someone just walked into the office with a slab of white rabbit dark ale im grabbin another beer and ciggy, brb.
hahahaha brilliant, love ya work Fentomas
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:53 pm
by Hardy
Fents wrote:well there was this one time this chick took off her top whilst fikuss was spinning tunes....wait you already knoiw that one...
ok so one day uncy cid visited and this girl shit herslef....wait you know that one too...
fuck it liz someone just walked into the office with a slab of white rabbit dark ale im grabbin another beer and ciggy, brb.
Hahahahaha! Sooooo many memories!
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:49 am
by mecka
Petty shit for monday morning: facebook spam. Why perfectly intelligent people click on tits on facebook is utterly beyond me. Apparently you cant see tits anywhere else on the internet.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:07 am
by Hardy
mecka wrote:Petty shit for monday morning: facebook spam. Why perfectly intelligent people click on tits on facebook is utterly beyond me. Apparently you cant see tits anywhere else on the internet.
Petty is correct.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:26 am
by huge
payroll upgrade did not work on 1 out of 4 databases. wtf man computers. now it's all my fault for some reason.
at least it's only NSW so i'll still get paid huhu.
I fucking hate database upgrades!
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:33 am
by huge
so it worked after 4 attempts at doing the same thing. who would want to work with db's all the time honestly.
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:39 pm
by witty_pseudonym
why am i in such a crap mood?
urghghghghghghh
Re: Gripe thread
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:54 pm
by Feigan
It's Monday.
Your bad mood can only last for another 12 hours and 6 minutes.
oops
twelve hours and five minutes.
MAX!