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lol angry girls hating on girls


xomg classic kate etc

needs
moar
pies

so wrong.

anorexic tbh. needs more all you can eat buffet

lol.
she looks healthy IMO
how can you ahte on someones natural body?
you cant rlly.

lol healthy. she lives on charlie and malboro lights.

gnat wrote:lol healthy. she lives on charlie and malboro lights.

do did I for years, its a london thing.

youthful_implants wrote:

gnat wrote:lol healthy. she lives on charlie and malboro lights.

do did I for years, its a london thing.

You missed. It's 'get the London Look'

^^

I never thought Kate Moss was hot tbh.

time to move this on to the boys thread ffs

wtf alex??

'not that hot' indeed


BANS

nic wrote:wtf alex??

'not that hot' indeed


BANS

mixtress wrote:time to move this on to the boys thread ffs

lol. agree

my friend assures me philippe from SYTYCD is teh GAY. devo'd! surely not! unbelieveable body- you can leave your clothes off raowwwww!!!

i agree nic, natural bods all the way.

Top middle looks very worried. What has he seen behind him? And why is he clutching at his pants so frantically?

it was nic running after him wanting his natural ass.

NOoooo runnn!!!!

tote blates gaymans
straight men wouldnt be seen with those lumps all over their body imo

so chicks can be hot for you straight men (who don't look like the above), but girls get weedy guys who don't look like the above


discrimination much!!!!

lol yes that right all straight man is weed all gay man if ripppped
discrimination is a fact of life, one we need to get used to IMO.

Can has weed or beer belly IMO.
Everythign else wot nic said.
Case Closed.

and i quote thee:

My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
He's smart like a doctor with a real good rep
And when he comes home he's relaxed with Pep
He always got a gift for me everytime I see him
A lot of snot-nosed ex-flames couldn't be him
He never ran a corny line once to me yet
So I give him stuff that he'll never forget
He keeps me on Cloud Nine just like the Temps
He's not a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp
He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans
He's a God-sent original, the man of my dreams



it does not say:

My man is smooth like Harry Potter, and his voice got squeak
A body like comic book guy with a face to match
He's smart like an IT sales dude with an okay rep
And when he comes home he's relaxed with Pepsi
He always got a fart jokes for me everytime I see him
A lot of snot-nosed ex-flames are the same as him
He always runs corny lines to me
So I give him stuff that he'll never forget (not much use though)
He keeps me on Cloud Nine every now and then
He tends to be a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp
He dresses like Urcle in his jeans
He's a the devils work or something

discriminations IMHO.

Did you get this from a "funnie" email circulated round your office?

hay liz, i ahve been doing push ups everyday but im still weak
wot do?

Lizkins wrote:and i quote thee:

My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
He's smart like a doctor with a real good rep
And when he comes home he's relaxed with Pep
He always got a gift for me everytime I see him
A lot of snot-nosed ex-flames couldn't be him
He never ran a corny line once to me yet
So I give him stuff that he'll never forget
He keeps me on Cloud Nine just like the Temps
He's not a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp
He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans
He's a God-sent original, the man of my dreams



it does not say:

My man is smooth like Harry Potter, and his voice got squeak
A body like comic book guy with a face to match
He's smart like an IT sales dude with an okay rep
And when he comes home he's relaxed with Pepsi
He always got a fart jokes for me everytime I see him
A lot of snot-nosed ex-flames are the same as him
He always runs corny lines to me
So I give him stuff that he'll never forget (not much use though)
He keeps me on Cloud Nine every now and then
He tends to be a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp
He dresses like Urcle in his jeans
He's a the devils work or something

Nice one Liz.

My girl is a crack pipe and she never talks back but if I'm not gentle I might break her.

JAMESSSS wrote:Did you get this from a "funnie" email circulated round your office?

my little ditty? nah i just made it up on the spot. and take away those quotation marks, it was well funny

btw it is a Salt n Pepa tune in case you missed it. Whatta man, whatta man, whatta might good man!!!! *singing*

Lizkins wrote:and i quote thee:
And when he comes home he's relaxed with Pep

Liz gave you two clues

Just throwing it out there, but I'm pretty sure the second bit isn't SnP.

Stepping to a sister Jamessss?

Just like in the movie "Step Up"

Bring it on, james.

isnt she beautiful girls>

which one do you most want to be jbs?

JAMESSSS wrote:Just throwing it out there, but I'm pretty sure the second bit isn't SnP.

i made that bit up! i changed the wording of the actual lyrics

not rocket science aye



btw - Bring it On fricken rocks! love that movie

I'd like to be Sarah Polley in "GO".

Freaking love bring it on.

I'm also a bit weird and love all the music they use to cheerlead too.

Girly question its been thrown out there heaps but hey I'm too lazy to scroll through.

Need to go foundation shopping soon, everyone I've spoken to raves about the fact that with makeup you really do get what you pay for.

My problem is firstly I have really oily skin, even with a mineral powder I found i still ended up shinny looking and ended up having to pack more on. I'm not a huge fan of powders cause i find I waste heaps, it may not actually be any different from using a sponge but I dunno thats just how it seems to me let me know if I'm grossly wrong there.

I have a hell of a time finding matching shades, my mum was black my dad was white and I've got a real weird coloured tan which changes DRAMATICALLY with the seasons. It's not quite dark enough to move into products aimed at people with say african backgrounds but it's not the same kinda coloured tan that (haha first word that came to mind there was normal people) caucasion people get it's a different coloured brown like a real brown brown not a bronze brown.

Another thing I find I dunno if its just me or it happens to everyone i find I think the foundation looks fine others say it looks fine but then in photos my face looks compeltely washed out compared to the rest of me like the foundation I'm using is too pale.

HALP!!!

go to MAC

nuff said

err back on topic enough about thjese vile chems girls pile on teh faces

what do you think of Jessica Simpsons new haircut?
its one of the most important news articles in the Brisbane times - worthy of discussion imo

perosnally i think she looks average, im happy she isnt obese anymore was but this new wig is a little too mumsy IMO. only posh can do teh pixie.


i feel i have had too much coffee.

courtesy of her bizarre permatann mate ken paves no doubt

agree- too soccer mum front on

side view looks pretty cute tho

i love short hair on girls but needs a certain face and 'tude to pull it off imo- ruby rose, rihanna atc- totally hot

Jessica Brady

gnat wrote:lol healthy. she lives on charlie and malboro lights.

hey! She couldn't handle a charlie!

i do note the use of "Classic Kate" cause she ageing like a hat full o bums....

Sociopathic wrote:Freaking love bring it on.

I'm also a bit weird and love all the music they use to cheerlead too.

Girly question its been thrown out there heaps but hey I'm too lazy to scroll through.

Need to go foundation shopping soon, everyone I've spoken to raves about the fact that with makeup you really do get what you pay for.

My problem is firstly I have really oily skin, even with a mineral powder I found i still ended up shinny looking and ended up having to pack more on. I'm not a huge fan of powders cause i find I waste heaps, it may not actually be any different from using a sponge but I dunno thats just how it seems to me let me know if I'm grossly wrong there.

I have a hell of a time finding matching shades, my mum was black my dad was white and I've got a real weird coloured tan which changes DRAMATICALLY with the seasons. It's not quite dark enough to move into products aimed at people with say african backgrounds but it's not the same kinda coloured tan that (haha first word that came to mind there was normal people) caucasion people get it's a different coloured brown like a real brown brown not a bronze brown.

Another thing I find I dunno if its just me or it happens to everyone i find I think the foundation looks fine others say it looks fine but then in photos my face looks compeltely washed out compared to the rest of me like the foundation I'm using is too pale.

HALP!!!

go online like strawberry.net and look stuff up, check out Vogue forum for what the chicks on there say. i never post on there but its a forum full of girlies who have tried everything! check it

my tip is to go to Myer/DJs and ask for samples of products, try before you buy! if they don't have samples, they usually don't mind if you have your own containers to put stuff into. this way you are still avoiding the outlay of money

why is it so hard to find a fitted shirt for the office that actually freakin fits!

They are either pulling in the boob area, or are so oversized i look like a homeless massive side of a house scruff that i could not wear in the office....

help! Frustration levels over the top! How come i look around and plenty of women can find them!

Nic, Kim K did the same thing recently, twittered a pic of her hair short but again a wig. Those chicks don't have the guts to go short

Charlie73 wrote:why is it so hard to find a fitted shirt for the office that actually freakin fits!

Mission: Impossible, tbh. I reckon the only sure way forward is to get one tailored specifically. Pricey, but once you have a decent pattern cut, the price will come down with repeats.

I've been meaning to get a fashion mate to do one up for me, but haven't gotten around to it. Also, cannot even begin to be arsed with ironing. In the meantime, am sticking with fitted v-neck tops with singlet underneath. (Mind you, at my work, I could very seriously show up in denim overalls and an orange windcheater with a stain on it and no-one would bat an eyelid. In fact, they may be happy I am finally showing some school spirit.)

Charlie73 wrote:How come i look around and plenty of women can find them!

No boobs imo.

retzie wrote:

Charlie73 wrote:why is it so hard to find a fitted shirt for the office that actually freakin fits!

Mission: Impossible, tbh. I reckon the only sure way forward is to get one tailored specifically. Pricey, but once you have a decent pattern cut, the price will come down with repeats.

I've been meaning to get a fashion mate to do one up for me, but haven't gotten around to it. Also, cannot even begin to be arsed with ironing. In the meantime, am sticking with fitted v-neck tops with singlet underneath. (Mind you, at my work, I could very seriously show up in denim overalls and an orange windcheater with a stain on it and no-one would bat an eyelid. In fact, they may be happy I am finally showing some school spirit.)

Charlie73 wrote:How come i look around and plenty of women can find them!

No boobs imo.

good idea babe....

will go and get one made and then use that pattern.... props, only option cause i sure can't buy of the rack.... for my rack

feel so restricted in those shirts with collars and buttons. never

gnat wrote:feel so restricted in those shirts with collars and buttons. never

same but unfortunatley when the big boss has big peeps coming in for meetings, i need some to wear on those occasions...

i hate them!

dear agatha

I keep returning to the chicks thread, am I a homosexual?

chicks thread = post ssome rack IMHO