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Heh, I like that the computer was a clearer call

I thought it was pretty clear that we were both into each other beforehand. Of course, this whole incident made me wonder if I imagined it, but subsequent apologetic texts have made me think I wasn't wrong. So (1) seems nice (I guess?) but, exactly - why the FUCK invite me/bring her??

Fents wrote:come back home there is a plethora of guys here for you without funny accents.

Oh, don't worry - I bring out the absolute spastic in Aussie boys too :special:

sometimes guys like to throw it all in the mix and see how you'll cope.

dumb but true.

man that all sounds confusing

you ladies will find wonderful men, no doubt about it. they are getting to you as fast as they can...

I totes agree with Lizkins. They're out there, i had to weed thru many a fuckstick before meeting Josh. Many many a fuckstick. Oh my so many.

sorry, but i dont believe you guys!

crazy cat lady is my destiny, im getting more used to the idea with each fuckstick i waste time over.

J Gal wrote:I totes agree with Lizkins. They're out there, i had to weed thru many a fuckstick before meeting Josh. Many many a fuckstick. Oh my so many.

totally agree here. took me ages as well, one almost terrible choice to marry, that would have totally ended in either death or anulment...

Thought it was never gonna happen, gave up then wham bam.... and i could not imagine my life without him there now....

Remember ladies it takes a certain kinda a guy to see how fantastic strong, independant, and opiniated also loud at times women are.... that yes we have strong and stubborn tendancies, but with that comes a world of love and fabulousness...

you guys make it sound easy, and I know it should be.

but srsly, fucking hell, I have had a REALLY long run of badness these last six months.

totes giving up kitty.

and im so not a giver upperer.

ghetto kitty wrote: you guys make it sound easy, and I know it should be.

but srsly, fucking hell, I have had a REALLY long run of badness these last six months.

totes giving up kitty.

and im so not a giver upperer.

Hang in there lady!! I'd given up before i met Josh, and almost didn't start anything with him because i wasn't "ready". But thank fuck i stuck it out! He's my dream boat guy (has to be to be able to put up with my crazy fullon awesomeness). It.does.happen.promise x

J Gal wrote: (has to be to be able to put up with my crazy fullon awesomeness). It.does.happen.promise x

Im mega happy you have found the right one...all of you ladies!
just feeling like there isnt any men in this country who can handle kitty's life/loving/ideas etc

ghetto kitty wrote:

J Gal wrote: (has to be to be able to put up with my crazy fullon awesomeness). It.does.happen.promise x

Im mega happy you have found the right one...all of you ladies!
just feeling like there isnt any men in this country who can handle kitty's life/loving/ideas etc

If i was single and had a penix, i'd totes date you and prob marry you tbh.

J Gal wrote:

ghetto kitty wrote:

J Gal wrote: (has to be to be able to put up with my crazy fullon awesomeness). It.does.happen.promise x

Im mega happy you have found the right one...all of you ladies!
just feeling like there isnt any men in this country who can handle kitty's life/loving/ideas etc

If i was single and had a penix, i'd totes date you and prob marry you tbh.

farken second that!

Just remember lady it is NEVER worth it to settle, there are so many years to go in your life honey, the last 6 months tis but a drop....

im unsubscribing to this thread cos it's getting pretty mushy, and going to tease josh and matt instead.

awwww so much love for you ladies...

huge - it says CHICKS THREAD

i have to read everything as im a mod

huge wrote:im unsubscribing to this thread cos it's getting pretty mushy, and going to tease josh and matt instead.

lol hughbert


this will make you lol GK: on the weekend a guy asked for my number, i was like "huh, ummm i have a boyfriend, and i thought you were gay!" couldnt believe i said that to him, but honestly i thought he was which is why i was happily chatting away to him not at all concerned that i was leading some guy on. He was so shocked he was like 'see that chick, she was my girlfriend for 6 years etc etc' And i was all like "ahhh so sorry, yeah cool, she is pretty la la la" and then he goes "so are you really happy in your relationship". oh dear....

heh, kinda funny but not really tbh.

happens to me all the time, but opposite. was at a club recently, met a guy though other promoters...
ended up kissing him outside for a while, then he says 'oh ive got a girlfriend but your way better than her"

FUCK OFF - and call me when your single...

WOW ghey town

some people have great morals.

i asked him if he was single too, i have learnt not to go kissing anyone until asking first.

he said yes.

meh!

lol huge well played

soon as you decide you couldn't give for a relationship and you're at your happiest larkiest they always come in my experience so advice is DON'T LOOK for em

NFI what that retzie triangle is about. he sounds like a knob tbh. press eject

J Gal wrote:penix

new werd!

There really never is any excuse for someone intimidating you is there. This is bad behaviour full stop... right?

elysium wrote:There really never is any excuse for someone intimidating you is there.

It would be very easy to say "Na-uh, girlfriend," but to try to be slightly more constructive:

There is never an excuse, but unfortunately, there are often compelling reasons. I am not the sort to blindly black-list, so my advice: try to be aware of what is going on and reflect upon whether this is acceptable within whatever framework it is happening. Is this behaviour the mark of someone one would want to work for, be friends with, etc.? The answer may depend on circumstance.

After that, either management or extrication should be done with a very clear view of the interests of all concerned. Do not let the intimidation and/or anger at being intimidated suspend your own judgement.

Hrm, I bet you've done this anyway and thought yourself into a corner... so, Na-uh, girlfriend!

thanks retzie... wise words all.

retzie speaks truth....definately depends what context its in and what else has gone on.

oh noes. you should not have shown me that site dan.

(ALL POSSIBLE NSFW)

http://www.whorepresents.com



(‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity)



http://www.expertsexchange.com



(Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at)



http://www.penisland.net



(Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island)



http://www.therapistfinder.com




(Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder!)



http://www.powergenitalia.com




(The Italian Power Generator company)



http://www.molestationnursery.com




(The Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales)



http://www.speedofart.com




(Art designers)



http://www.gotahoe.com




(Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe?)

I think some are now out of date actually and might link to NSFW

Nah checked them all. Unfortunately none of them was anything interesting.

All of them but powergenitalia worked and are what they say they are, the powergenitalia is under construction so maybe give it time

deviant wrote:http://www.accidentalpenis.com

I was surprised to find an aerial view of Chadstone on that site but then I suppose it is full of cocks.

speedo fart wins

i'm onto this face wash by simple

less than a tenner at priceline and total WIN

get on it

Finally went makeup shopping, yes I know I've been talking about it for ages but I hate makeup shopping.
Bought some mac stuff studio finish I think it's called, feels really nice and the lady at doncaster myer was real nice too Was surprisingly cheap too only $48 for the makeup however I decided to splurg out and buy a brush, mac makeup brush set me back $85 WTF BRUSHED MORE EXPENSIVE THAN MAKEUP!!!

Anyway if anyone is at all interested thought I'd let you guys know during spring fashion time napolian or however it's spelt (yeh I'm being lay today) and doing a thing in conjunction with it (ok thats retarded I can spell conjunction but not the makeup brand...) where you get some thingy pay $49 get a $70 gift and get to try all the makeup etc etc, theres also heaps of stuff going on with makeup etc etc with fashion week.

Sociopathic wrote: I decided to splurg out and buy a brush, mac makeup brush set me back $85 WTF BRUSHED MORE EXPENSIVE THAN MAKEUP!!!.

exact same thing happened to me, im always like 'hello, im a freak, i dont know anything about makeup, tell me what to buy' and i walked out of there with the same brush! jeebus!

lol yeah i have seen brushes for over $100, as if! go to priceline and buy one for $30, i still think that is a rip off


just saved $15 on my make-up with strawberry.net

oh how i love it!

Yeah I needed to know what colour to get though cause I'd never used any of their foundations before. Thought ah stuff it I'll buy it this once.
Mind you as far as I'm concerned. $48 for a foundation is pretty reasonable. Considering I don't wear make up to work only when I am going somewhere so it lasts me.

Haha, kitty thank god I'm not the only person who got suckered into that fuck off brush. It better be bloody good I tell you.
Now know my mac colour and hopefully will know my nepolian perdis colour soon strawberrynet ftw

In other news FIALLY GETTING A HAIR CUT!!
Very scared though. It's been ages and I mean ages. So I know it's gonna end up shorter than I want it just to get rid of the dead ends.... so excited though, going to the flashy new palce in david jones, called zucci, anyone been before or heard anything about it?

Lizkins wrote:lol yeah i have seen brushes for over $100, as if! go to priceline and buy one for $30, i still think that is a rip off


just saved $15 on my make-up with strawberry.net

oh how i love it!

ah i brought my first ever foundation and powder on the weekend - it has only take 37 years, mmm the wodners of Mecca but failed to get a brush, will head to priceline...


I am actually wearing make up... albeit not much but still

Sociopathic wrote: In other news FIALLY GETTING A HAIR CUT!!
Very scared though. It's been ages and I mean ages. So I know it's gonna end up shorter than I want it just to get rid of the dead ends.... so excited though, going to the flashy new palce in david jones, called zucci, anyone been before or heard anything about it?

GET OUT OF TOWN! best hairdresser ever.
I am terrified of hairdressers ever since one made me look like the huge wierd chick in 'shes having a baby' that movie from the 80's. (note, i was going through that chubby awkward 14 year old faze, but STILL!)
I shaved my head and did not go back for ten years.
BUT at Zucci is ROXANNE and she is the HAIR WHISPERER.
i had mine cut by her yesterday!
she is a master of curly unruly hair (you have curly hair from memory socio?)

i send everyone who asks me there, since i have had this relationship with her (going on eight months or so now)
i no longer wear pigtails every day and now have hair that suits my age more than an aging ex raver.

rant over. go there. roxanne is best. my hair looks awesome.

unruly steel wool like best discribes my hair without product
I dunno who we get its a voucher thing my best friend bought me for my birthday we get a styling consultation to consider lifestyle suitability fashion etc. colour consultation, treatment, head neck and sholder massage, choice of half head of foils, demi colour perm colour or gloss aveda product recommendations and cut style and blow wave all for only $100 each then if we go back within 3months we get the exact same stuff again for $120
3rd one we get all services as 20% off. it's pretty freaking good. I'm looking forward to it, gonna be funny to see their reaction though when they see my hair type and colour. Considering I already know I just want the half head of foils in blonde so I can go home and FINALLY re dye the purple in my hair so it stops looking like 50 different shades ranging from yellow through to purple.

It's from here http://www.redhotpr.com.au/experiences from what I can gather the zucci one is sold out but theres heaps of other ones that can be bought from day spa's to paintball.

gnat wrote:i'm onto this face wash by simple

less than a tenner at priceline and total WIN

get on it

how is this stuff still going Nat? I am thinking of getting it to cut costs

mmm Bowie...

So ladies of the large boob persuasion:

Breast Reduction - anyone done it? knows someone who has, i have been uming and ahing about getting this done for over 10 years now, and i have finaly reached my limit of dealing with the stupid farking in the way, serving no purpose things.
I am sick of m\never being able to lie on my belly, of rarely finding dress' that fit, of never getting a work shirt that fits, of people poking and nudging them in bars and clubs, of people always talking to the boob and not the face, and of the overall low body image they have always and will always give me...
i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate them and want them gone.

Most of all i am sick of the sore neck, shoulders and back...

I know a few ladies who have done it babe, and swear they wish they had done it sooner.

I will take your extra bewb, I was told on the wkend by a promoter "you may not have a large rack but we love you anyways"

nearly punched him tbh.

my cousin had it done and her boobs took up from normal chest height down to her belly button, farkin massive cans i tells ya. she is now wrapped she got them reduced. she couldn't even run before and now she can.

ARGH Bo tell him to fark off! hey.... grrr
I knwo they need to be able to hook a lady with too much next to a lady with too little and then suck and pump.... I could share with at least 3 ladies....

Ah cool - i have been looking on some forums and i have to say thus far 100% of what i am reading is that they are well happy and yeah should have done it sooner....

@ Liz - yeah i can run if i have to, horse riding EVEN riding my push bike can cause pain, esp as my bottom is between a 10 - 12 but the top half is 14 (at best) - 18 again depending... and as such i am over it..

Okies, further looks, might see if i can sneak into ma GP to get soem options from him and then look at a payment plan, so far i have heard between $8K and $15 all up in a private... that is with no private health insurance.
Wait times public i am lead to believe are 4+ years.... GAH

babe, go to this forum.

http://www.justbreastimplants.com/forum/

lots of good advice re surgeons, recovery etc.
Also go to a GP and get a referral, that makes consultations cheaper.

and this place in melbourn looks good too, i would go here and see what they say, then go to two other places to compare. some are free for a consult, some are $100, but I would pay to go get 3 diff opinions.

http://www.cosmeticsurgeon.com.au/

and yes, ten years on and part of me still researches getting bigger ones due to comments like the one i recieved on the weekend. honestly, the only things that stop me are not wanting them to look/feel fake and the fact that its surgery.

oh honey, bah to dudes, cause whether you got em or not they will find a comment.....

Shanks for the links honey, looking at those tonight for sure!

i have never been out in teh day or night where i have not overheard men say look at her titts... always, doesn't matter where i am, i hear that statement at least once every day...

I guess do what will make YOU happy honey, jsut know that they can be a NIGHTMARE, although i am sure you would not get silly big...

i just want a B cup dammit. my sister has double DD's and wants a reduction too.
thats what happens when your parents take lots of drugs, you get the short end of the stick! or tits as it were

I cant imagine having guys talk to my chest, must be really awful.

def check the forum babe, lots of people from all over the world, and lots of really good advice on the recovery etc that the doctors seem to gloss over a bit, to get you on the table.