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Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:53 pm**

pung - The past tense of pinging.

"Yeah we pung real hard last night yo"

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:01 pm**

LOL some of these are gold!

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:02 pm**

Simpbaressment - The feeling one gets when using a simpson quote at a party to get a laugh, only to find that everyone missed it completley be because they dont watch the simpsons

Highdration - skulling water when your off your head

Healium - the practice of inhaling helium to make a funny voice and make someone laugh, in the hope it will cure them of some sort of illness.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:05 pm**

Flandestine - eating flan in secret - (ok, so I'm running out of ideas)

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:12 pm**

tenuous! ^

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:16 pm**

The Muntinator - My boyfriend
Kingmunt - his friend

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:25 pm**

amphotomines - pictures of people speeding their tits off

knowned - suffering public embaressment when someone makes it clear to all that they are more intelligent than you

messyging - sending numerous text messsages to everyone in your phone book whilst completley sideways

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:26 pm**

I fuckin love this thread, I wonder if I can get a job doing this?

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:28 pm**

tramsport - sprinting after a tram in the hope you will catch it

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:31 pm**

spluffing - trying to act straight in front of your parents or a member of any law enforcement agency just after having a massive spliff

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:33 pm**

mrj wrote:I fuckin love this thread, I wonder if I can get a job doing this?

You certainly have a natural talent for the work!
i'll be a willing referee if u need one

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:44 pm**

mrj wrote:spluffing - trying to act straight in front of your parents or a member of any law enforcement agency just after having a massive spliff

this is gold! ok so big ups to MrJ finding his niche!

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:49 pm**

thanks kids its great to be here

PLURescent lighitng - the kind of lighting they have at raves

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:54 pm**

not a word but a phrase
mumble pants - used to describe a woman wearing pants/jeans/etc that are a very snug fit resulting in camel toe. hence the fact you can see her lips moving but cant hear what she's saying.

moanopoly - when someone takes over a conversation with numerous petty gripes and/or whinging

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:55 pm**

EdmundHiliaryism - Constantly trying to top another person by coming up with a better story about the same topic.

not to be confused with

Hiliaryism - Standing by your partner even after their infidelity is exposed to the entire country

Satinism - performing dark, despicable, and cruel acts with bed sheets and evening gowns

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:49 pm**

dissaponting - the outcome of the last ashes series

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:53 pm**

impatients - people who complain about having to wait at the doctors

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:09 pm**

breakboat - syncopated sea-shanties

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:11 pm**

jesus I'm swamped here mrJ, let me catch up.....please.....I can't keep up.....must not.....fall.....behind. :falllsongroundinexhaustion:

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:22 pm**

I use made up words all the time..
I just can't remember any of them now..

although I don't know if any of them count, cos they are just the bastard child of another word whose only point is to make it a past tense.. or something similar.. and then i add device after it. as if it is actually some kind of object.. hrm..
like a calmerisational device.
or.. pudding..

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:40 pm**

Lucid_Visuals wrote:"scronus"

the space between your ballsac and your arsehole (men only)

i thought that was your "taint"
taint your balls and it taint your arse.

micropoofteenth: measurement - three tenths of 5/8 of fuck all

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:41 pm**

blouch - that would be my "blue couch"

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:44 pm**

Snostril: Snorting Utensil

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:45 pm**

Scrofu: Scrambled Tofu

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:47 pm**

Blarchos: Taco Shits

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:20 pm**

Fucktard: fucking retard

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:06 am**

autoscripter: someone who constantly agrees with everything everyone says

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:47 am**

pre-pwned - fucking up before you have even started

autocondimenter - someone who adds salt, pepper, sauce etc to their food before they even taste it.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:27 pm**

smacksuit - cheap ugly tracksuits worn by junkies on Russell St (Kappa, etc)

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:54 pm**

prosache - being referred to a book because "it will really help you" only to discover it's a piece of shit

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:54 pm**

jude the obscure wrote:prosache - being referred to a book because "it will really help you" only to discover it's a piece of shit

GOLD

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:56 pm**

'fishandchipocrite' - someone who says they're a vegetarian but goes nuts on the seafood.

I am one.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:57 pm**

birchy wrote:'fishandchipocrite' - someone who says they're a vegetarian but goes nuts on the seafood.

I am one.

thats gold too

. love it

"man, youre such a fishandchipocrite"

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:07 pm**

Yeah, it sure beats vegequarian.

HATE that word, for some reason

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:25 pm**

meecrob - a Thai food that Cartman claims is so disgusting it must be a curse word. Meekrob is one of the strange foods that Fillerbunny had to eat in the Jhonen Vasquez Comic Fillerbunny. It is also the name of the alien species that gave Dib his super-powers in a dream sequence in the short-lived cartoon Invader Zim.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:28 pm**

Hardy wrote:
aspekt wrote:there is a woman at work who claims that her daughter and her fiance are "bersotified" with each other.
she also has a tendency to apostrophise (the act of applying apostrophes to) every "s" on the thousands of signs she creates such as "read email's".
I don't think I could cope with that. Over days, months, and maybe even years, I would let it go. But there would undoubtedly come a point where I would get up out of my seat, walk over to her desk, and smash her face inside out with her keyboard.

Just rip that key off her keyboard, that fuck 'em

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:33 pm**

I remembered one of my words now...

"Saneless" i much prefer it to insane.. because it is just.. without sanity.. not like.. insane or anything... honestly it does feel a lot less harsh than saying insane..
not to be confused with stainless..

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:50 pm**

birchy wrote:Yeah, it sure beats vegequarian.

HATE that word, for some reason

could just call yourself a herbivore/piscivore ? then you dont get in ridiculed

.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:53 pm**

erm.. i didnt make this up.. but..

Brisvegan.. (like u know how all the dick heads call brisbane brisvegas..) well. the one upside to this is that the people who live in brisvegas are brisvegans.. IE.. brisbane vegans. like.. with the non meat people and stuff.. i thought it was funny when i heard it, and that last post made me remember.. yes.. good day to you all

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:35 pm**

lost wages - just another name for las vegas.

mischoof - getting up to antics whilst stoned ie - "man we got up to some mischoof last night eh!

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:48 pm**

CoB wrote:I remembered one of my words now...

"Saneless" i much prefer it to insane.. because it is just.. without sanity.. not like.. insane or anything... honestly it does feel a lot less harsh than saying insane..
not to be confused with stainless..

That's funny because I use "instain" all the time

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:51 pm**

du mean instain instead of stainless??
cos that is honeslty.. quite freaky! hahha
great minds..
and the like

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:29 pm**

I got bored and added it to urban dictionary..

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:08 pm**

whitemail-

kinda like blackmail, but where you extort someone by threatening to reveal something good about them eg; extorting a mafia boss by threatening to expose his secret donations to childrens charities.

Whitemail falls under the broader category of "anticrimes" which are crimes with a positive outcome, such as "breaking and decorating" and "armed serenading".

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:31 pm**

excremunt - the shit that comes out of peoples mouths whilst munted.

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:50 pm**

Boron - someone who is both boring and a moron - also possibley some kind of gas, never did chemistry aye!

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:57 pm**

analogie - old shows that just keep winning awards statutes (a plus being that the word anal is in there as well, which helps)

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:00 pm**

mrj wrote:whitemail-

kinda like blackmail, but where you extort someone by threatening to reveal something good about them eg; extorting a mafia boss by threatening to expose his secret donations to childrens charities.

Whitemail falls under the broader category of "anticrimes" which are crimes with a positive outcome, such as "breaking and decorating" and "armed serenading".

heh ive heard those before. are they from a douglas adams book?

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:01 pm**

Terry Tate wrote:
mrj wrote:whitemail-

kinda like blackmail, but where you extort someone by threatening to reveal something good about them eg; extorting a mafia boss by threatening to expose his secret donations to childrens charities.

Whitemail falls under the broader category of "anticrimes" which are crimes with a positive outcome, such as "breaking and decorating" and "armed serenading".
heh ive heard those before. are they from a douglas adams book?

terry pratchet. close though, similar style of humour!

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:04 pm**

Paraplogic - Someone who has just been defeated with a superior argument, and just sits there unable to move, trying to develop a come back, finding that the longer they are silent the harder it becomes.

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