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fuckign hell i hate melbourne taxis btw.
might start new taxi hate thread

In other news... APPARAT!

nic wrote:fuckign hell i hate melbourne taxis btw.
might start new taxi hate thread

seriously, worst.

urrrgghhhh

1. turn heater on in summer to make it more like hell
2. close windows when i open them
3. ask me for directions to nicholson st from swanston st
4. turn gps on (dont use it though) and let it keep repeating 't u r n l e f t i n 1 0 0 m e t e r s, t u r n l e f t i n 1 0 0 m e t e r s t u r n l e f t i n 1 0 0 m e t e r s' for 10 minutes.
5. run into gutter when doing uturn
6. try to keep 50cents change and pretend you dont understand me.


when is apparat?
who dat ninja?

keeping change pisses me off more than anything else. or asking if i have change when i've just given you $10 for $8.70 you useless fuck. or directions to nicholson st FROM BRUNSWICK ST. etc etc etc. used to be hardcore training and shit to actually get your license in the first place, but looks like it's just become turn up, pay $19m, get license nowadays.

The other nite I got a cab home and the driver had no change.
So he gets out and rummaged in the boot and gets back with a handful of coins saying he can't change my $20 for a $15 ride.
We're rigth next to a 24 hour car wash so I suggest he pulls in and uses the change machine.
He reckons its closed and all this other shit and watns me to do an EFTPOS payment.
So I tell him to give me my money back so I can get out and get it changed and eventually he conceds and finds out I was right.

turn up, pay $19m, profit

seems legit


I might run for mayor of the promise of 'MOAR TAXI BASHINGS'
1 bashing per day per driver. That will fix the cunts up good.

what happeend to my sig?
too much botherhood stepping in imo

right. time for breakfast steak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

0wn3d

lol

come to the great northern for a steak nic. you've still time.

fooishbar wrote:come to the great northern for a steak nic. you've still time.

i'll get off the couch this time.

VICE hating on DJs in their "don'ts"

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=2344



Here’s your homework assignment for this weekend: Go up to the DJ at the party, wait for a needle scratch, and then say, “You, DJ. You are an odious, self-important knave whose office could be performed by literally any person present. You are an iPod tender masquerading as an artist, and for that offence I hereby declare bullshit on you and all of your ilk. BUUUUUULLLLLSHIIIIIIIIT.” Extra credit if they’re tag-teaming like these two.

^^ haha Vice are always so spot on

listening to Collie Buddz at werk, so good.

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

nic wrote:when is apparat?

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=apparat+melbourne

is that Devient in 5 years time in that Vice pic?

tbh when i looked at it quickly i thought twas him after a meth binge

sorry Dan!

witty_pseudonym wrote:

fooishbar wrote:come to the great northern for a steak nic. you've still time.

i'll get off the couch this time.

argh should've said earlier! i had a massive steak and now i'm back at my desk, passing out from food coma.

arrghhhh
have to be a SUSHI BOAT then
they are large. dunno the name of it though.
has boats of fish, will eat again.

you know it makes sense

nic wrote:arrghhhh
have to be a SUSHI BOAT then
they are large. dunno the name of it though.
has boats of fish, will eat again.

matsumoto FOR THE WIN.
gimme gimme.

almax wrote:VICE hating on DJs in their "don'ts"

lol, vice staff accusing DJ's of being self important is the definition of irony.

Man I am hungry now!!

-- GK -- After a meth binge? Looks like he has quit the stuff and got clean in that pic tbh.

--mrj -- can you say hyp, hyp, hyppppppppppocra...... hype.

DBoy wrote:Man I am hungry now!!

-- GK -- After a meth binge? Looks like he has quit the stuff and got clean in that pic tbh.

--mrj -- can you say hyp, hyp, hyppppppppppocra...... hype.

go have a massive steak, trust.

gotd: no bearnaise sauce at the great northern

Actually, for some reason I feel like fish.

Not many years left in our ocean fisheries. Plz research source of yr fish and look for species that aren't endangered/farmed/collected by bottom trawling plzplzplz.

ill tell you fucken what
flathead is really expensive, for a cheap and easy to catch fish its way overpirced.
spose it because its hard to catch masses of them?

best in breadcrumb and quick fry

C.I.A. wrote:

Not many years left in our ocean fisheries. Plz research source of yr fish and look for species that aren't endangered/farmed/collected by bottom trawling plzplzplz.

any hadvice?

fooishbar wrote:

C.I.A. wrote:

Not many years left in our ocean fisheries. Plz research source of yr fish and look for species that aren't endangered/farmed/collected by bottom trawling plzplzplz.

any hadvice?

free 3-page downloadable guide for wallets etc:
http://www.amcs.org.au/WhatWeDo.asp?active_page_id=238

So which tuna should I be eating?

the one that says 'why are you doing this, there are only five of us left, BY GOD I HOPE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF' as you slide its deliciously fatty belly into your mouth. nom.

flavoured tuna. WHY?

I like tuna flavoured tuna not the myriads of flavoured versions I have found in OZ.

sushi boat or gtfo

i hope there's no naughty tuna on the sushi boat.

Fish goes in the water, not on a boat. totally angled toward overfishing. Concept fail.

C.I.A. wrote:

Not many years left in our ocean fisheries. Plz research source of yr fish and look for species that aren't endangered/farmed/collected by bottom trawling plzplzplz.

Hay C.I.A , the overfishing of tuna is a pretty big topic here in Jap ATM, The government had a summit recently with quite a few foreign guests to discuss the problem, the outcome (here at least) is that they have started a campaign which aims for people to reduce their daily tuna intake.

Punchline is that part of the lunch served by the hotel where the meeting was held at the summit was tuna sashimi.

:bangsheadagainsttable:

That is awesome news! (edit: except the bit about the tuna sashimi FA1L) ... Japanese fisheries have been devastated by the Nomura jellyfish, and there is good evidence to suggest that this is related in part to the devastation of the local fisheries and removal of predatory fish (such as Tuna) that clean the sea and remove excess polyps when they are juveniles.


http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 592196.htm

Overfishing

Dr Richardson and his colleagues reviewed literature linking jellyfish blooms with overfishing and eutrophication (high levels of nutrients).

Jellyfish are normally kept in check by fish, which eat small jellyfish and compete for jellyfish food such as zooplankton, he says.

But with overfishing, jellyfish numbers are increasing. Jellyfish feed on fish eggs and larvae, further impacting on fish numbers.

To add insult to injury, nitrogen and phosphorous in run-off cause red phytoplankton blooms, which create low-oxygen dead zones where jellyfish survive, but fish cannot.

"You can think of them like a protected area for jellyfish," Dr Richardson says.

The researchers say climate change may also encourage more jellyfish and they have postulated for the first time that these conditions can lead to what they call a "jellyfish stable state", in which jellyfish rule the oceans.

Japan as a country has massively strong ties to the ocean and its produce... I honestly hope that they and all other countries see reason before Tuna and other critically endangered top-predators such as shark vanish in a massive tragedy of the commons.

Also, jellyfish sashimi just doesn't rock my world.

from a friend:


tgif!

wow that is beyond fucked up.

LOL

oh the irony!

LOLMAOXENOPHOOLOL

1. Australia doesn't even start to take near its weight of asylum seekers imo.

2. Can we have less taxi driveling peasant students at schools such as 'Technical University for Vague Business Studies of far North Queensland' and more in need asylum seekorz.

(i suppose the asylum seekorz dont have any dollars to 'contribute to our society' thus why they get locked out )

3. I propose we put all the taxi drivers on Christmas island and give the asylum seekorz their houses.

On Christmas island the taxi drivers will be forced to drive simulation Melbourne taxi routes (such as the ever problematic airport to city trip) In the future there could be the possibility of keeping the taxi drivers on Christmas Island (until they die) and they can remotely operate taxis, like airborne surveillance drones in Pakistan. Thus saving us the inhumanity of dealing with these lifeless scamming cretins.

If they become good Remote Taxi drivers they get to come back here. Within 10 years we will have the worlds best taxi drivers and we can be a very happy community.

haha
but then the only jobs going would be taxi drivers and all the asylum seekers would get those, back to sq one :/

arrghh indeed.
its going to be a psychadelic spiral of taxi hell for teh rest of my life then.


unless i become a taxi driver, to help dispel all those awful stereotypes people bandy around aboput taxi drivers being cunts.

Almost as bad as the shitty taxi drivers are the old guys who "own five cabs" and tell you endless stories about how the other day they nearly hit an Arab.

Mabe the Asylum Seekorz should bring lots of shardz with them.
They won't need anywhere to stay cause they will be awake.

^^ nic

Blaxter wrote:Mabe the Asylum Seekorz should bring lots of shardz with them.
They won't need anywhere to stay cause they will be awake.

we can only hope so

might need some more sth east asians for teh shard, teh srilankans and afghans bring teh brown.
but this will make teh viets angry as they go head to head, china white vs afhgan brown daily on the street outside hungry jacks russel st. (the spiritual homeland of smackies in melbourne, bless)