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Hardy wrote:Anyone thinking of watching "Serbian Film"... don't.

fucken lol. read a thread about it on DOA. did you actually watch it?

lets just... lets just not and say we did, ok?

"newborn porn"

omg

deviant wrote:"newborn porn"

omg

Do i even want to ask what this involves??

mecka wrote:lets just... lets just not and say we did, ok?

lol! did you watch it with hardy? im usually fairly curious about wrongtown stuff, but reading the DOA thread i decided it probably would make my life better if i didnt watch it.

huge wrote:

mecka wrote:lets just... lets just not and say we did, ok?

lol! did you watch it with hardy? im usually fairly curious about wrongtown stuff, but reading the DOA thread i decided it probably would make my life better if i didnt watch it.

Well all this is making me want to see it......

at least check it out!

actually, it might help by seeing it, imagination is far more graphic than the movie apparently is huhu. and knowing that it isnt real helps a bit anyway.

You DO. NOT. WANT. TO. WATCH. THIS. FILM.

my review of Inception:

Almost 3 hours of "this is fuckin' awesome"

breaksRbest wrote:my review of Inception:

Almost 3 hours of "this is fuckin' awesome"

I read the wiki entry for Serbian Film. it sounds beyond horrendous! I nearly threw up reading the synopsis I dont think I'm going to watch it.

youthful_implants wrote:I read the wiki entry for Serbian Film. it sounds beyond horrendous! I nearly threw up reading the synopsis I dont think I'm going to watch it.

i couldn't stop laughing when i read it... so fukn far fetched...

quick wrote:

youthful_implants wrote:I read the wiki entry for Serbian Film. it sounds beyond horrendous! I nearly threw up reading the synopsis I dont think I'm going to watch it.

i couldn't stop laughing when i read it... so fukn far fetched...

here is the torrent link if anyone is game

you've been modded by an scumbag modman

GG linking to copyrighted material Steve.

edit: and beyond that, the fact that you were laughing whilst reading the synopsis - however far fetched it is - is just plain fucking wrong mate.

whatever oli, u watched it... I was laughing not at the content, but at the fact someone is disturbed enough to make it, that is laughable...

edit: mate

quick wrote:...but at the fact someone is disturbed enough to make it, that is laughable...

Not just one person but possibly hundreds! So many people would have to think this was a good idea to be made. Serbians should be put in camps imo.

edit: Baby rape

its not real afaik
dunno dont think ill be watching it but dont have a problem with it being made tbh

quick wrote:whatever oli, u watched it... I was laughing not at the content, but at the fact someone is disturbed enough to make it, that is laughable...

edit: mate

Nowhere have I actually said that I watched the film - straight fact.

I see your point, but I don't think I could ever bring myself to laugh at anything to do with this film.

nic wrote:its not real afaik
dunno dont think ill be watching it but dont have a problem with it being made tbh

It's a documentary. David Attenwhateva inside teh ride on the mic

edit: spaghetti cat

Ok... so i recommend that nobody watches A Serbian Film.. well it's up to you but my brain certainly needs a good scrubbin after the filth that is has been soaked in for the last hour or so.

I thought Irreversible was full on!

have you seen Martyrs? or À l'intérieur. fucking frenchies.

Nope i've seen neither. Should i have?

some more brain scrubbers huhu.

Hmmm i might need a bit of time to scrub off the remains of A Serbian Film first

Has anyone else seen it yet?

after all the posts i decided to read the wiki on it. i feel soooo fuckin sick now, that is seriously the most disgusting thing i have ever read. What is the purpose of making something like that? that goes beyond Irreversible's shocking moments. Whoever thought up that needs help.

I wish i'd read the wikipedia write up first! Seriously whoever wrote that movie and funded it and was involved with it should be seeing a psychiatrist. The poor kids who were acting in the movie. They're brains can't be too healthy after playing these roles!

Lizkins wrote:after all the posts i decided to read the wiki on it. i feel soooo fuckin sick now, that is seriously the most disgusting thing i have ever read. What is the purpose of making something like that? that goes beyond Irreversible's shocking moments. Whoever thought up that needs help.

"pushing the envelope" is exponential tbh

I just read it then too. Couldnt help myself!

Ive always thought i must be missing something when it comes to certain films where people try and ^^ "push the envelope". I dont see anything in that description of that movie that is anything other than an excuse for some fucked up person who shouldnt even have been born, to express their fucked up mind stories. Im not even sure there is a word to describe a mind like that. Saying crazy or insane would be offensive to those with mental health issues. This is FAR past that.

Sorry if thats offensive so anyone who is interested in the boundary pushing bullshit. Im sure someone will go, oh but it displayed blah blah blah, and its all relative, or whatever. That cant give ANYONE, other than a fucken chester rapist cunt, anything from a film like that. Im with you Liz.

just watched Clash Of The Titans and it was fucking shite. Terrible piece of crap.

thought I'd finish with a bit of American Ninja just to see if it really is as bad as I remember it being.

lol American Ninja was rad actually.

my downloaded copy was stuffed and the video and audio were about 1/2 a second out, which made it looked dubbed even though it wasn't. Somehow this totally made the film better.

impossible not to read the wiki description after that ladies. lol.

jesus christ there are some fucked up people out there. the definition of depraved. now to try and erase the images i've conjured up. how have those that saw it actually sat through it? :vom:

mrj wrote:lol American Ninja was rad actually.

my downloaded copy was stuffed and the video and audio were about 1/2 a second out, which made it looked dubbed even though it wasn't. Somehow this totally made the film better.

Camo ninja outfit ftw!

system wrote:

Lizkins wrote:after all the posts i decided to read the wiki on it. i feel soooo fuckin sick now, that is seriously the most disgusting thing i have ever read. What is the purpose of making something like that? that goes beyond Irreversible's shocking moments. Whoever thought up that needs help.

"pushing the envelope" is exponential tbh

that is not pushing the envelope, that is just depraved and fucked up. There are enough nutbag psychos in this world, and the writer/director and everyone involved in that movie just got added to that list. Why would anyone want to imagine and then film a newborn baby being raped? Why on earth would you ever want to comprehend a small child being drugged, covered by a blanket and then being raped by their own father. I would be interested to see why the writer/director etc made it. For what reason, that isn’t “oh yeah we really wanted to push the boundaries of people’s thinking in terms of how society can be”. Ummmm how about you just watch the news dickheads. Today’s story I read this morning was a couple who held captive a guy, who was severally beaten and un-fed to the point of malnutrition and made to clean their house. Coming up on father’s day marks the one year anniversary of the father who drove his three children into a lake and watched them die. This movie did not need to be made, imo

witty_pseudonym wrote: how have those that saw it actually sat through it? :vom:

It definitely wasn't as funny as you'd expect.

Hardy you crack me up.

Liz - I think the arty explanasion is that is it symbolic of what the governement have done to the people.

Just when you think you are offered a secure path the economic freedom they blindside you and fuk you and your family. When you think you are safe to have kids, they fuk your kids and leave you to watch as they fuk up your life, fuk your family for their rights, fuk everything you hold dear. So you fight back, and you feel empowered by it, taking them on, only to realise they expected this and had already been watching you, and slam, they fuk you again and take what ever it was you thought you had left.

Living in Serbia - the government fuks you and your family, again and again.

by that rationalisation, all Serbians are slightly retarded

Its a metaphor.

Anyway, its a stretch and im not sure it is even the aim, just the arty take on it. I think the writter is just fuked.

Lizkins wrote:

system wrote:

Lizkins wrote:after all the posts i decided to read the wiki on it. i feel soooo fuckin sick now, that is seriously the most disgusting thing i have ever read. What is the purpose of making something like that? that goes beyond Irreversible's shocking moments. Whoever thought up that needs help.

"pushing the envelope" is exponential tbh

that is not pushing the envelope, that is just depraved and fucked up. There are enough nutbag psychos in this world, and the writer/director and everyone involved in that movie just got added to that list.

avoid watching any films by pasolini et al then.

actually horror movies serve a greater purpose than purely to shock IMO.

they explore, quite deliberately, the boundaries of taste and of course, everyone has different taste.

I dont want to watch this film but that doesn't mean others wont find it quite rewarding. That doesn't mean they are mental either, just into different stuff.

I remember watching Ichi the Killer for the first time and being pretty shocked by the ultra-violence. But its not real and now I can enjoy it for what it is.

youthful_implants wrote:I dont want to watch this film but that doesn't mean others wont find it quite rewarding. That doesn't mean they are mental either, just into different stuff.

A nice balanced viewpoint but fucked if people actually find that sort of film rewarding. I love trying to find some cultural/political/philisophical message to every film I watch but I cannot see the point of A Serbian Film beyond pushing the envelope for the sake of it.

youthful_implants wrote:I remember watching Ichi the Killer for the first time and being pretty shocked by the ultra-violence. But its not real and now I can enjoy it for what it is.

one of my favs. takashi miike is pretty loose unit tho. audition and visitor q arghmg. it helps by watching the making ofs after you've seen the movies huhuh

Hardy wrote:

witty_pseudonym wrote: how have those that saw it actually sat through it? :vom:

It definitely wasn't as funny as you'd expect.

hahahahhahhaaaha

Salt...it's dumb.

Plot twists for the sake of plot twists makes the audience facepalm.

i liked the bit where she was pretty much flying down the elevator shaft. huhuh.

Had a bit of an accidental clooneyathon on the weekend

"Up in the air" was good, Jason Reitman is a good director yes.

The less said about "The man who stare at Goats" the better :turd:

Haha watched the Expendables last night. Terribly awesome! Stallone is a pisser!

Amick wrote:Salt...it's dumb.

Plot twists for the sake of plot twists makes the audience facepalm.

haven't seen it, but it sounds like A Long Kiss Goodnight.

andy_hoffman wrote:Terribly awesome!

oxymorons used to describe movies make me generally avoid them.

unfortunately i had seen the expendables before your post and its just terrible imo

why did jet li's character even exist in that movie?

Hatsudai wrote:
The less said about "The man who stare at Goats" the better :turd:

yeah that was disappointing

Amick wrote:

andy_hoffman wrote:Terribly awesome!

oxymorons used to describe movies make me generally avoid them.

unfortunately i had seen the expendables before your post and its just terrible imo

why did jet li's character even exist in that movie?

On 2nd thoughts... i think i agree that it was just terrible. And yeah jet li did bugger all hey. Just like the crappy Arnie cameo.