The perfect job?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:21 am

Been sent this from Seek this morning.

abbywinters.com is one of the largest and most ethical, highly rated, well designed, and successful erotic websites in the world today, and is seeking a professional photographer.

We’re seeking an experienced Photographer to join our all girl production team.

Our experienced staff of 30 use state-of-the-art content production facilities to produce 20 shoots a week from concept to finished art, utilising the most advanced digital capture, post production and delivery systems.

Your time will be spent:
• Shooting erotic material of only-female models
• Editing images you shot
• Working with the team towards continual improvement
• Liaising and training with mainstream industry professionals
• Ideal for an assistant looking to move up and start shooting professionally

Required:
• Demonstrable experience shooting people
• Experience working in a commercial environment
• High level technical photographic knowledge, with advanced exposure and lighting techniques
• Excellent communication skills, a positive, friendly attitude and a flexible approach to your work
* Good health and abundant energy
• Current driver’s license, and comfortable driving
• High attention to detail and accuracy
• Demonstrate to us that you can identify what is sexy!

You will be:
• Impressed by our technical capabilities, and equipment list
• Part of our massive growth over the coming years
• Working in a team with photographers and videographers
• Work with technically excellent, creative, passionate people
• Love working in Fitzroy, and outside!
• Shooting every week day, advancing your skills
• Comfortable and professional working with nude models
• Having a large amount of creative control, but be working to a brief
• Doing a variety of thinking/doing and planning/creating
• Happiest working in a team
• A Cool Cucumber and won’t break out in a sweat when working to deadlines
• Industry savvy with a “Can do” attitude
• Experienced with Canon DSLRs an advantage, but not a requirement

Your work environment will be productive and professional, while still being laid back and relaxed and friendly!

Mostly 10am starts, social atmosphere, regular massages, free munchies and a positive young team. To use the official terminology, we’re an exemplary Employer of Choice (ask us for our proof!).

Before applying, please read our application guidelines, tips and requirements on http://jobs.abbywinters.com and review our website http://www.abbywinters.com (warning: adult content. Not safe for work or children).

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:39 am

• High attention to detail

check

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:43 am

eeewww, i just took a tour of their website, its full of mingers

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:48 am

NICE!! They'd get alot of applicants i'm guessing. Wish i was a photographer. 10am starts and its in my town. Regular massages

Happy endings? lol

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:02 am

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:15 am

all girl production team

bad luck chaps.

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:19 am

•Having a large amount of creative control, but be working to a brief

OXYMORON FAILURE

• Experienced with Canon DSLRs an advantage, but not a requirement

GO MBC CANON CLUB

• Industry savvy with a “Can do” attitude

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:20 am

omg abby winters is minging

fuckign horrible job imo

http://www.abbywinters.com/newsletter/v ... portal.jpg

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Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:00 am

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:02 am

Who pays for that?

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:05 am

I don't know what you're talking about

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:42 am

they are a branch of feck.

they had a site called blissed off that was like that but freaky chicks.

they also have a site that is called la petite mort which is all head shots of people while orgasming.

they are dodgy fucking cunts and the girls are mostly horrible.

dream job my arsehole.

dont ask how i know all this.

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:57 am

My dream job would be a host on Top Gear

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:08 am

My dream job would be being a Snoop or Hugh Hefner type person.

Cashed up, not sressed about money - famous pretty much for just being yourself.

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:15 am

Direktor wrote:My dream job would be being a Snoop or Hugh Hefner type person.

Cashed up, not sressed about money - famous pretty much for just being yourself.

like Paris Hilton....thats hot!

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:27 am

nic wrote:omg abby winters is minging

fuckign horrible job imo

http://www.abbywinters.com/newsletter/v ... portal.jpg

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you just ruined my day!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:29 am

almax wrote:
Direktor wrote:My dream job would be being a Snoop or Hugh Hefner type person.

Cashed up, not sressed about money - famous pretty much for just being yourself.
like Paris Hilton....thats hot!

But Snoop and Hugh aren't as publically hated as much as Paris Hilton IMO.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:38 am

Hahaha! A dude I know used to live with a chick that let Abby Winters use their house for filming. He said the girls were rank, and pimply fannies.

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:41 am

Direktor wrote:
almax wrote:
Direktor wrote:My dream job would be being a Snoop or Hugh Hefner type person.

Cashed up, not sressed about money - famous pretty much for just being yourself.
like Paris Hilton....thats hot!

But Snoop and Hugh aren't as publically hated as much as Paris Hilton IMO.

thats highly debatable, i think there would be plenty of womens rights, christians etc that would hate snoop and Hef....actually they would probably hate Paris too lol

Post by **huge** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:49 am

a mate i work with applied for the IT manager role they had a while back. huhu. they have a very strict "no dudes" around all the production side. also to be a model you gotta be natural. read-hairy. huhuh

a1studmuffin · Post by **a1studmuffin** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:51 am

I always got the impression that Abby Winters were trying to do porn a little differently from everyone else. They're not as niche as Suicide Girls, but the general vibe I got is that they're definitely trying to make their content seem a lot more real and amateur, but without compromising the production values or professionalism too much. So they use girls of all shapes + sizes, with all sorts of hair styles (top and bottom), and all sorts of underwear. Good on 'em I say for going against the grain - variety is the spice of life.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:56 am

yes, they do A1, and that is good. abby winters is the yuckiest and the most popular site of theirs!
problem is, they pay next to nothing to models and their photographers are usually really shit.

la petite mort was funniest, i looked for it just now and it seems to be gone,
but for a while there, half the head shots cumming were people i knew, either by name or by face from melbs. boys and girls, gay and straight, whimperers and squirters. it was pretty lol.

it was like everyone who worked in call centres in melbs found away to make easier money!

hahahhaha

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:57 am

a1studmuffin wrote:I always got the impression that Abby Winters were trying to do porn a little differently from everyone else. They're not as niche as Suicide Girls, but the general vibe I got is that they're definitely trying to make their content seem a lot more real and amateur, but without compromising the production values or professionalism too much. So they use girls of all shapes + sizes, with all sorts of hair styles (top and bottom), and all sorts of underwear. Good on 'em I say for going against the grain - variety is the spice of life.

We've found a fan!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:04 pm

tee193 · Post by **tee193** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:07 pm

mmm im sure the other half and parents on both sides would love this job haha

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:28 pm

I quite enjoyed my little tour of the site.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:35 pm

dammmmn

cool job. who cares if they are a bit minging. we all have to work with people who are minging, at least in this job they take their clothes off.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:39 pm

Direktor wrote:My dream job would be being a Snoop or Hugh Hefner type person.

Cashed up, not sressed about money - famous pretty much for just being yourself.

lol this morning i was thinking i would like to be Hugh Hefner so i didn't have to get out of my pjs. then i tried to think of a way to make money and be able to wear my pjs all day every day, but i came up with nothing so got dressed and went to work

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:41 pm

Required:
• Demonstrable experience shooting people

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:43 pm

Lizkins wrote:
Direktor wrote:My dream job would be being a Snoop or Hugh Hefner type person.

Cashed up, not sressed about money - famous pretty much for just being yourself.

lol this morning i was thinking i would like to be Hugh Hefner so i didn't have to get out of my pjs. then i tried to think of a way to make money and be able to wear my pjs all day every day, but i came up with nothing so got dressed and went to work

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:43 pm

yeh i lolled at that too.

"what, you mean with a gun"?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:44 pm

Lizkins wrote:
Direktor wrote:My dream job would be being a Snoop or Hugh Hefner type person.

Cashed up, not sressed about money - famous pretty much for just being yourself.

lol this morning i was thinking i would like to be Hugh Hefner so i didn't have to get out of my pjs. then i tried to think of a way to make money and be able to wear my pjs all day every day, but i came up with nothing so got dressed and went to work

the answer lies within this thread

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:46 pm

get ya hole out

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:46 pm

mrj wrote:dammmmn

cool job. who cares if they are a bit minging. we all have to work with people who are minging, at least in this job they take their clothes off.

Strange logic dude.

I also encounter fat, stinky blokes occasionally at work - but I'm sure glad they have their clothes on!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:48 pm

mrj wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
Direktor wrote:My dream job would be being a Snoop or Hugh Hefner type person.

Cashed up, not sressed about money - famous pretty much for just being yourself.

lol this morning i was thinking i would like to be Hugh Hefner so i didn't have to get out of my pjs. then i tried to think of a way to make money and be able to wear my pjs all day every day, but i came up with nothing so got dressed and went to work
the answer lies within this thread

lol sif!!!! bunch o sluts IMO!!!! nah they all good.
awwww look at the mingin hoes with they hairy minges out, so cute!!!

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:50 pm

Direktor wrote:
mrj wrote:dammmmn

cool job. who cares if they are a bit minging. we all have to work with people who are minging, at least in this job they take their clothes off.
Strange logic dude.

I also encounter fat, stinky blokes occasionally at work - but I'm sure glad they have their clothes on!

literally LOL'n right now!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:08 pm

almax wrote:
Direktor wrote:
mrj wrote:dammmmn

cool job. who cares if they are a bit minging. we all have to work with people who are minging, at least in this job they take their clothes off.
Strange logic dude.

I also encounter fat, stinky blokes occasionally at work - but I'm sure glad they have their clothes on!

literally LOL'n right now!

lol ok I will clarify

I too am familar with abby winters, a mate showed it to me cos he swore black and blue a girl we knew was on there. we couldn't find her tho. and we looked. a lot. like full research project.

anyways, yeh the girls were I suppose quite "normal" mebbe even a little plain, but if they were walking around nekkid at my work i don't think i'd be complaining to management.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:15 pm

"pimply fannies"

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:18 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:"pimply fannies"

ahem

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:23 pm

Lizkins wrote: awwww look at the mingin hoes with they hairy minges out, so cute!!!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:24 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:"pimply fannies"

Fannies. With all pimples on.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:26 pm

minging hoes...

pimply fannies...

hairy minges...

jeebus farken

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:27 pm

home style meat curtains so chunky you can carve em?

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:29 pm

whats with the aversion to hairy pussy? its the way god intended things.

that is... within reason. As they say, "if i go diving for pearls i dont want to get stuck in the seaweed"

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:34 pm

God also intended hairy legs and armpits... if that's your style - good for you.

Me, not such a body hair fan TBH.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:37 pm

its not to say grooming isnt important for anyone. but the whole total shaven everywhere thing ... nah not for me.

i dont get the mindset that a bit of fluff is 'not normal'

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:39 pm

It's not that it's not normal - for me.

I just prefer it.

Conditioned by society, most likely.

But anyway...

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:40 pm

conditioned by a pron habit? not a personal dig but maybe we are getting our views distorted?

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:41 pm

i dont discriminate

Toooooo much hair is wrong imo ..

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:56 pm

FoundationStepper wrote:conditioned by a pron habit? not a personal dig but maybe we are getting our views distorted?

Not necessarily.

Mate, it's just the way the world's moving. I see "brazillian waxing" advertised all over the place.

A generation or two ago, it was muff city.

Check out Playboy Playmate of the Year over the past 10yrs or so.

It's a bit of "chicken or the egg" question yours. Does society influence trends in pron, or the other way around. I don't know.