i found a cure for Alzheimer's

[L-J]

Somebody take this guys internet away....

Not serious enough.

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liquid?

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[fooishbar]

u kno reeeeeeaddddddy.........snake eaterrrrrrr

TUNE

[L-J]

Reflex action...

[same o]

Snake is very delicious to eat! I have tried eating it and man! so tastety but the meat is a bit hard. It really taste like chicken or sometimes like a lizard.

Asian people like to eat exotic foods and snakes are one of their choices, well very obvious because there are so many snakes in these countries. Killing it and throwing it to the pit is a waste and who knows it may come alive again and hunt them down. Making them secured and satisfied is by making a wonderful meal out from it.

Here are some cool recipes you could try if you got one in your backyard, Let's cook it and here are the recipes

Butchered Snake Bits with Barbecue Sauce

Ingredients:

1pkt (10z) rigatoni pasta

2can Squirtable cheese spread

1sm Jar barbecue sauce

16x To 20 whole black Peppercorns

1x Carrot

Method :

Lg Saucepan Colander Platter Carrot peeler Knife Toothpicks With an adult's help, cook pasta according to directions on package. Carefully drain the cooked pasta through a colander over the sink. Rinse the pasta in cold water and drain again.
To make snakes: Covering one end of the rigatoni with your finger (to prevent leakage), carefully fill each piece of pasta with cheese spread.
Place six to eight cheese-filled rigatonis end to end on a serving platter, in a realistically curvy snake shape Using a toothpick, spread lines of barbecue sauce along the top of each snake for markings. To form heads, use barbecue sauce to glue two black peppercorn eyes onto the end opposite the tail of each snake.
Wash, dry and carefully peel skin off carrot. When completely clean of skin, make one more peeling for each snake you have formed. At the narrow end of each peel, carefully cut out a long, thin triangle. These are your snakes forked tongues. Position tong Sicko serving suggestion: Assemble two or three snakes lying on their backs, as if they died in agony! Belly up snakes have no markings drawn on them, as snake bellies are generally a solid color.

Fried snake and Ham Gravy

1 24" to 30" skinned & cleaned western diamondback rattlesnake, cut in 3" to 4" pieces

~ drippings of 6 slices of bacon

~ 3/4 cup oil

~ 3/4 lb. cooked ham, diced

~ 2 cups milk

~ 1 tbs brewed coffee

~ 1/2 cup flour (1 tbs reserved)

~ biscuits or toast

~ salt and pepper

~ tabasco sauce, optional In a cast iron skillet,

fry the bacon. Remove bacon and drain on paper towels. Reserve drippings. Add the oil to the drippings. Flour rattlesnake and fry over medium heat until golden brown. Remove each piece as it becomes done and drain on paper towels. Drain off the oil and drippings reserving 1 tbs. Add 1 tbs of flour. Stir and scrape bottom of the skillet to remove any browned stuck pieces. Add the ham, coffee and milk. Stir until bubbly. If too thick add water, coffee or milk a tablespoon at a time. Serve the rattlesnake with biscuits or toast and the ham gravy. Salt and pepper and/or season with tabasco sauce to taste. Serves 2 -3. Enjoy!

[aroes]

i fukn lold

[L-J]

Reflex action...

i see what you did there....have u tried it? reflex action like a ......SNAKE EATTTER

i sense a bootleg....


And look at snake made me throw up in my mouth a bit.


Propper scared of them fuckers.

[NakedAge]

You know, I watched a show about the biggest restaraunt in the whole entire world in China.

They were having like super speed chef cooking skill competitions or some shit. They had to cook the animals alive, and serve them before they died.

This one guy cut this snake up and shit, cooked in, and when he served it, the chopped up bits of the snake were still squirming around.

This other bloke descaled a fish, covered its gills, dipped the bottom half into the deep fryer for like, 10 seconds, whipped it out, covered it in a pre-made sauce that looked a bit like salsa, and he's served it up right, and the fish is still breathing cos he had kept it alive by covering its gills with a wet tea towel.

I couldn't believe that shit. .. One time on Iron Chef, they had Lobster or Crab I think, and the crabs were alive and the guys covered its face with a tea towel, then just started smashing its claw open.

[Direkt]

^ inhumane as fuck.

Good luck to them if both karma and reincarnation exist.

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top 5

[NakedAge]

^ inhumane as fuck.

Good luck to them if both karma and reincarnation exist.

Yeah I kinda agree. See I'm a big fan of gore and animal cruelty, but I think theres a line, which is combinging the two.

When something funny happens to a animal, like a turtle gets flipped on its back, it's funny, but then you can just turn it the right way over and thats that. Funniest home videos kinda shit, but, when your doing that to live animals. I don't know. If they were dead, I don't think I'd object, but the fact they are feeling the pain is really, sad. ... Animals are people to.

[mrj]

See I'm a big fan of animal cruelty

then you can fuck off from this site and never return.

[NakedAge]

.. Read the rest sunshine.

You like carrots don't you?

[obliveus]

Spiesy likes to fart

[L-J]

Some things are probably not worth joking about....

[obliveus]

Some things are probably not worth joking about....

Are you referring to Spiesy farting or animal cruelty?

[L-J]

Animal Cruelty...

[autumnleaves]

that's pretty fucked about about serving up live animals.. it's torturous.

[youthful_implants]

I watched a PETA video of some cruel bastards skinning minks alive for their fur or something like that, the noise they make when they're doing it is not something you'd want to listen to ever.

It would hurt, a lot.

[NakedAge]

Have you ever heard cats having sex?

My God.

Talk about splitting a pussy, it sounds like they're getting chainsawed to death or something.