Gripe thread
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Yesterday I accidently farted on someone at work. actually farted ON them.
it wasn't on purpose, it just slipped out. they held a door open for me and another person, and because two people were going through the door at once I had to angle my body, which I did by putting my back to the person holding the door. It was at this most inopportune time a remarkabley resonant fart made its dash for freedom. To the casual observer it would have appeared that i deliberately turned to fart on this individual.
I said a quick excuse me and kept walking (to the bathroom, which explains why the fart escaped in the first place). As I pondered my social "fart paus" in the solitude of the mens, I convinced myself that none had heard it and that my discretion combined with my quick exit from the scene of the crime would ensure I would not be identified as "he who dealt it". I was sure that my "excuse me" people would assume was my politeness in moving past people throught he door way.
Alas it twas not to be. 15 mintues later a member from my team came into my office, closed the door and was like "hey dude, did you let one rip before when we were walking through the door". I confessed. Now my shame is public and very likely eternal.
it wasn't on purpose, it just slipped out. they held a door open for me and another person, and because two people were going through the door at once I had to angle my body, which I did by putting my back to the person holding the door. It was at this most inopportune time a remarkabley resonant fart made its dash for freedom. To the casual observer it would have appeared that i deliberately turned to fart on this individual.
I said a quick excuse me and kept walking (to the bathroom, which explains why the fart escaped in the first place). As I pondered my social "fart paus" in the solitude of the mens, I convinced myself that none had heard it and that my discretion combined with my quick exit from the scene of the crime would ensure I would not be identified as "he who dealt it". I was sure that my "excuse me" people would assume was my politeness in moving past people throught he door way.
Alas it twas not to be. 15 mintues later a member from my team came into my office, closed the door and was like "hey dude, did you let one rip before when we were walking through the door". I confessed. Now my shame is public and very likely eternal.
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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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mrj wrote:Yesterday I accidently farted on someone at work. actually farted ON them.
it wasn't on purpose, it just slipped out. they held a door open for me and another person, and because two people were going through the door at once I had to angle my body, which I did by putting my back to the person holding the door. It was at this most inopportune time a remarkabley resonant fart made its dash for freedom. To the casual observer it would have appeared that i deliberately turned to fart on this individual.
I said a quick excuse me and kept walking (to the bathroom, which explains why the fart escaped in the first place). As I pondered my social "fart paus" in the solitude of the mens, I convinced myself that none had heard it and that my discretion combined with my quick exit from the scene of the crime would ensure I would not be identified as "he who dealt it". I was sure that my "excuse me" people would assume was my politeness in moving past people throught he door way.
Alas it twas not to be. 15 mintues later a member from my team came into my office, closed the door and was like "hey dude, did you let one rip before when we were walking through the door". I confessed. Now my shame is public and very likely eternal.
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LOOOOOOL
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so many bills! argh!
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LOLOLOL!mrj wrote:Yesterday I accidently farted on someone at work. actually farted ON them.
it wasn't on purpose, it just slipped out. they held a door open for me and another person, and because two people were going through the door at once I had to angle my body, which I did by putting my back to the person holding the door. It was at this most inopportune time a remarkabley resonant fart made its dash for freedom. To the casual observer it would have appeared that i deliberately turned to fart on this individual.
I said a quick excuse me and kept walking (to the bathroom, which explains why the fart escaped in the first place). As I pondered my social "fart paus" in the solitude of the mens, I convinced myself that none had heard it and that my discretion combined with my quick exit from the scene of the crime would ensure I would not be identified as "he who dealt it". I was sure that my "excuse me" people would assume was my politeness in moving past people throught he door way.
Alas it twas not to be. 15 mintues later a member from my team came into my office, closed the door and was like "hey dude, did you let one rip before when we were walking through the door". I confessed. Now my shame is public and very likely eternal.
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fly away imo lolhuge wrote:so many bills! argh!
do it and escaep teh darkness
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so many things anchoring me here huhu.
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yep hugh man up and take a holiday already.
come here and eat lamb chops at lahore kebab house for two weeks. they will totes change your outlook on food.
come here and eat lamb chops at lahore kebab house for two weeks. they will totes change your outlook on food.
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carofl misses her binge enforcerments afaik
housewarming / bbq / going away party thuis weekend
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HEAVY BREATHER SITTING NEXT TO ME DIEDIEDIE!!!
thank faaarrrrk he's finishing tomorrow. :stab:
thank faaarrrrk he's finishing tomorrow. :stab:
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just banged my knee so hard on the corner of my desk. its now white hot and inflamed. bar steward!!
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fucking mice! little fuckers have chewed through my brand new bosch dishwasher! our cats have killed two in a week but apparently theres fuckloads more. its time for war! bombing and bait stations at the ready.
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I now have the loudest, bitchiest bitch of a bitch sitting next to me in the office.
So damn loud I can hardly hear myself on the phone.
She is also a bitch.
So damn loud I can hardly hear myself on the phone.
She is also a bitch.
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They are friends.
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should bang her too and let them kill eachother.
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gripe: lost my last hour's work thanks to cunting excel fucking out. arghghghghgh
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should save all the time innit. im on control+s non stop if im using office apps.
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now that's just unnecessary, mr smarty pants IT man.
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nah its totes necessary, you should know that! ctrl 's' all the way baby...like OCD that shit down
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obvs necessary if you havent been saving tash!
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I have a massive sticky note stuck to my monitor that says "SAVE SAVE SAVE OR DIE"
Good words to live by,
Good words to live by,
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witty_pseudonym wrote: what were you thinking man?
It's the universe being cruel. This lady only started sitting next to me Monday.
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use cloud based apps - they do that autosave ting properly yo.huge wrote:should save all the time innit. im on control+s non stop if im using office apps.
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mrj wrote:Yesterday I accidently farted on someone at work. actually farted ON them.
DRS wrote:It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
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i run the biz on google. best ever. trying to get tennis to go to gapps huhu.system wrote:use cloud based apps - they do that autosave ting properly yo.huge wrote:should save all the time innit. im on control+s non stop if im using office apps.
the cloud is so awesome.
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what is this cloud people keep talkin about? is it a centralized data suppository lol?
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suppository lol!, sorry just had a pub linch
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lunch even tbf
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LOL! tipsy Fents, tell us some stories!
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Awesome bearded boss lady is leaving.
New team is tight on hours and budget. Quibbling over working an extra half hour.
New team is tight on hours and budget. Quibbling over working an extra half hour.
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well there was this one time this chick took off her top whilst fikuss was spinning tunes....wait you already knoiw that one...
ok so one day uncy cid visited and this girl shit herslef....wait you know that one too...
fuck it liz someone just walked into the office with a slab of white rabbit dark ale im grabbin another beer and ciggy, brb.
ok so one day uncy cid visited and this girl shit herslef....wait you know that one too...
fuck it liz someone just walked into the office with a slab of white rabbit dark ale im grabbin another beer and ciggy, brb.
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payroll upgrade friday arvo. wish me luck.
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Fents wrote:well there was this one time this chick took off her top whilst fikuss was spinning tunes....wait you already knoiw that one...
ok so one day uncy cid visited and this girl shit herslef....wait you know that one too...
fuck it liz someone just walked into the office with a slab of white rabbit dark ale im grabbin another beer and ciggy, brb.
hahahaha brilliant, love ya work Fentomas
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Hahahahaha! Sooooo many memories!Fents wrote:well there was this one time this chick took off her top whilst fikuss was spinning tunes....wait you already knoiw that one...
ok so one day uncy cid visited and this girl shit herslef....wait you know that one too...
fuck it liz someone just walked into the office with a slab of white rabbit dark ale im grabbin another beer and ciggy, brb.
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Petty shit for monday morning: facebook spam. Why perfectly intelligent people click on tits on facebook is utterly beyond me. Apparently you cant see tits anywhere else on the internet.
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Petty is correct.mecka wrote:Petty shit for monday morning: facebook spam. Why perfectly intelligent people click on tits on facebook is utterly beyond me. Apparently you cant see tits anywhere else on the internet.
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payroll upgrade did not work on 1 out of 4 databases. wtf man computers. now it's all my fault for some reason.
at least it's only NSW so i'll still get paid huhu.
I fucking hate database upgrades!
at least it's only NSW so i'll still get paid huhu.
I fucking hate database upgrades!
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so it worked after 4 attempts at doing the same thing. who would want to work with db's all the time honestly.
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Re: Gripe thread
It's Monday.
Your bad mood can only last for another 12 hours and 6 minutes.
oops
twelve hours and five minutes.
MAX!
Your bad mood can only last for another 12 hours and 6 minutes.
oops
twelve hours and five minutes.
MAX!