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the rapture
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:26 pm
by deviant
I wonder if there'll be planking in heaven?
discuss..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture
Re: the rapture
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:38 pm
by Sociopathic
Re: the rapture
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:33 pm
by CoB
oh awesome!
Re: the rapture
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 10:38 pm
by FoundationStepper
haven't we talked about this one already?
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Re: the rapture
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:45 pm
by CoB
i think maybe it is because this has been linked in ttan..
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-y ... he-rapture
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:35 am
by deviant
pity I don't have time to read this before the rapture
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:38 am
by mecka
I am now referring to this "event" as the Raptor. Clever girl.
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:58 am
by quick
i do a good raptor... skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:34 pm
by ghetto kitty
tommorrow!
set times?
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:41 pm
by Sociopathic
Actually randomly I understand it is to be on the 21st right, but the 21st starts at different times all over the world?
So which 21st are we talking?
For us will be be tomorrow or will it actually be the next day? or maybe even earlier?
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:43 pm
by witty_pseudonym
three days of DOOM
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:46 pm
by deviant
It happens at 6pm... the event (apparently an earthquake) will follow 6pm around the world wherever that may be.
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:08 pm
by deviant
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:09 pm
by youthful_implants
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:12 pm
by ghetto kitty
and near churches!
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 5:32 pm
by CoB
deviant wrote:It happens at 6pm... the event (apparently an earthquake) will follow 6pm around the world wherever that may be.
that is indeed what he said...
the idiot on jjj is saying we have until sunday
so people are going to be doing things and...
anyway the speed at which things happen boggles my head brain
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:12 pm
by deviant
this is up in sydney...
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 8:14 pm
by FoundationStepper
do we all take a really good dump on judgement day? looks like it from the sign
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 8:47 pm
by youthful_implants
time to repent TBPFH
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:09 pm
by deviant
apparently there is one of those billboards in Footscray
Re: the rapture
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:19 pm
by mecka
Re: the rapture
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 6:39 pm
by CoB
mecka..
where is your sig from?
it is awesome and i am stealing it!
Re: the rapture
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 9:42 pm
by Sociopathic
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
Re: the rapture
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 10:09 pm
by Hardy
Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
I read that article, it was fucking magic. So many utter fuckwits. I'm glad they don't have anything anymore.
Re: the rapture
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 12:57 pm
by youthful_implants
Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
derp!
Re: the rapture
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:43 pm
by Lizkins
get the hell outta here, are you kidding me? what a bunch of mentals!
Re: the rapture
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:57 pm
by ghetto kitty
Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
i feel really really sorry for these people. they obviously arent content with life on earth, with all its striving and searching and ups and downs.
i especially feel sorry for the children born to these fuckwits. how would it be growing up around people who just want to check out, however that might happen?
Re: the rapture
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 2:14 pm
by youthful_implants
people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
Re: the rapture
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 2:50 pm
by Sociopathic
youthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the most
Re: the rapture
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:18 pm
by youthful_implants
Sociopathic wrote:youthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the most
silly billys!
Re: the rapture
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:35 pm
by ghetto kitty
Sociopathic wrote:youthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the most
this is totally true.
saw a family in brisvegas yesterday that had 4 kids, with one on the way, while her 'other kids' were with her ex.
she was my age
Re: the rapture
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 6:16 pm
by deviant
Believing in a god that doesn't give any clear evidence to us that they exist and would punish you with eternal damnation for not believing in them seems utterly ridiculous to me....
Re: the rapture
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:52 pm
by Lizkins
i said something along those lines to my grade 1 religious teacher and made her cry. i guess a 7 year old asking for proof of god's existence would be pretty scary though hahaha
Re: the rapture
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:28 pm
by Sociopathic
I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!
Re: the rapture
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:41 pm
by thedeadly9
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:39 am
by deviant
Sociopathic wrote:I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!
nah, he didn't move it I don't think. The "rapture" was the day when all devine souls ascend to heaven, the rest of us (read: everyone
) would be living here until the world ends today.
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:34 am
by andy_hoffman
deviant wrote:Sociopathic wrote:I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!
nah, he didn't move it I don't think. The "rapture" was the day when all devine souls ascend to heaven, the rest of us (read: everyone
) would be living here until the world ends today.
So gutted if i only get one full day with my new iPhone 4S
Re: the rapture
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:44 pm
by thedeadly9
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:33 am
by nic
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:47 pm
by CoB
yu ressurect the thread?
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:10 pm
by thedeadly9
umm...because there is sweet FA happenin anywhere?! You didn't have to read it now did u? hehe
Re: the rapture
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:55 pm
by nic
he did it to make us look at the god awful
god resucrect beats jpg