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Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:12 pm
by Lizkins
Yo Girls,
So how about getting that time of the month aye. Pretty crappy
and heels kill me aye
ummmm, what else?
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:12 pm
by Polecat
hahahah!!!! you rock Liz!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:13 pm
by lynt
Can someone make me a sandwich please?
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:14 pm
by Lizkins
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:14 pm
by Little Evil
Show us your baps!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:15 pm
by lynt
What's the matter babe? You ok?
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:15 pm
by Lizkins
Polecat wrote:hahahah!!!! you rock Liz!
cheers PC
so what chick stuff have you done today Miss PC?
oh oh oh wait i thought of something. that Johnny Depp guy can come clean my house any day of the week huh huh, good one aye
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:16 pm
by Lizkins
lynt wrote:
What's the matter babe? You ok?
i'm fine!
[turns around, acts miffed, mumbles - what a fricken idiot under breathe]
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:17 pm
by Lizkins
Little Evil wrote:Show us your baps!
show us your "fun bags"
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:17 pm
by lynt
Lizkins wrote:
i'm fine!
[turns around, acts miffed, mumbles - what a fricken idiot under breathe]
Sweet, sandwich?
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:17 pm
by Arex
lynt wrote:Can someone make me a sandwich please?
me too and don't be stingy on the mustard. thanks love.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:19 pm
by Polecat
Liz, I went shopping for shoes and clothes. You know.. a girls favourite hobby! Shopping!!!!!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:22 pm
by fooishbar
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:24 pm
by DBoy
Polecat wrote:Liz, I went shopping for shoes and clothes. You know.. a girls favourite hobby! Shopping!!!!!
ummmm, sneaker freakers and apes or STFU.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:25 pm
by munt beard
pass theat bottle of rum, I'm gonna pour a few shots for us all.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:27 pm
by Little Evil
Lizkins wrote:Little Evil wrote:Show us your baps!
show us your "fun bags"
Baby, we need to get your baps and my fun bags together - we could run things round here.
(kidding)
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:30 pm
by Hardy
So today I tried those new flourescent tampons, and I must say they were fannytastic! It fit my squack perfectly, and when it came time to take the mouse out of the house, there was no mess, no fuss!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:31 pm
by Little Evil
'SQUACK???"
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:36 pm
by lynt
Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:42 pm
by Hardy
lynt wrote:Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that
You're so... MALE! PFFFT!
You don't know what it's like to have that "not so fresh" feeling.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:42 pm
by lynt
Hardy wrote:lynt wrote:Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that
You're so... MALE! PFFFT!
You don't know what it's like to have that "not so fresh" feeling.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:48 pm
by Scholtzy
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:53 pm
by breaksRbest
this thread is like Oaks Day, supposedly for the ladies, but full of blokes
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:00 pm
by valuetime
gold, hard-on... especially 'fannytastic'.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:14 pm
by Mellogs
breaksRbest wrote:
this thread is like Oaks Day, supposedly for the ladies, but full of blokes
haha, its funny cause its true
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:22 pm
by PahMaLa
nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:28 pm
by munt beard
D wrote: nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!
you should hit them straight on, with the hammer, other wise they can bend and obvously break, damn!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:35 pm
by factory worker
munt beard wrote:D wrote: nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!
you should hit them straight on, with the hammer, other wise they can bend and obvously break, damn!
WTF????
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:50 pm
by Mellogs
I'm on this awesome diet... its called 'not eating'. Its extremely cost effective too
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:53 pm
by Lil MiSbreaks
I need grooming
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:56 pm
by Mellogs
has anyone been to the new day spa at the GPO, i seriously recommend it
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:05 pm
by spazz
Hardy wrote:So today I tried those new flourescent tampons, and I must say they were fannytastic! It fit my squack perfectly, and when it came time to take the mouse out of the house, there was no mess, no fuss!
I think I love you Hardy. Fits my squaak bahahahahahah
Hey Liz we are all in touch with your fem side ya know?
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:17 pm
by killeye
omigod saw this total spunk when I was at work today...he was like soooooo hot!!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:26 pm
by spazz
killeye wrote:omigod saw this total spunk when I was at work today...he was like soooooo hot!!
If you were in the UK......it would mean that someone blew their load at work today..
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:33 pm
by Little Evil
Hey, if it's a female thread - why don't you alll get together and talk about something constructive - like felatio techniques, touching eachothers nipples, moaning/talking filthy during sex, or something along those lines.
I can speak for alll the guys when I say that their will be no interuptions if you break out into a topic such as this .
We will just observe with incredible, polite interest, and leave you to your own devices.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:39 pm
by Will
Little Evil wrote:We will just observe with incredible, polite interest, and leave you to your own devices.
Mmmm... devices.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:00 am
by mecka
Speakin o' which, ripped from another forum:
This morning a lady arrived at the Post Office with a Parcel Collection card.
I located the parcel, which looked to be a regular item from overseas. As I handed it over to her, she noticed that there was quite a large tear on the underside of the package near one end.
"This has been opened" she said. So I checked the parcel and it appeared to be a tear created because of how tight the item had been packed into a padded bag that was probably too small. I asked her if she could check the contents and if anything was missing i'd get her a claim form.
"It's actually for my daughter, she asked me not to open it" she said, and I asked her if she'd like a form anyway just in case. But then she did something she will probably regret for a while... she pulled out the contents.
Inside the padded bag (with the customs declaration description of "massager") was a smallish gel vibrator device, complete with porno-chic packaging.
I pretended I didn't see it, or the shocked look on her face, and just stood there organising other parcels while she hastily stuffed the happy machine back in it's bag.
"Um, can you please tape this up, and write on it that the bag arrived in this condition and it was repaired by Australia Post? Please?"
It's going to be awkward in that house tonight.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:38 am
by Hardy
Which forum? Source or STFU!
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:50 am
by B0mBjAcK
tha'ts pure gold! This thread is great should be a sticky
what about guys intouch with their girly side?
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:57 am
by Hardy
Don't lie womens, I know what goes on when we mens aren't around...
*EDIT* Why do I get the feeling i'm going to be really unpopular today?
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:34 am
by miss betty
ok lay-daz...help me out with this one:
women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
i know its the new millennium n all that shit, but how many chicks out there do practice this?? or is still the boyz that are carving up all the phone numbers....???
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:44 am
by Lephrenic
miss betty wrote:women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
Why would anyone think there's something wrong with that? And what's the alternative?
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:03 am
by lynt
miss betty wrote:women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
HOT.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:12 am
by B0mBjAcK
miss betty wrote:women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
Hell yes its hawt!
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:58 am
by Rob M
B0mBjAcK wrote:miss betty wrote:women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
Hell yes its hawt!
hotness, as long as it is only
my phone number.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:56 am
by miss betty
gold..i love how its all the boyz that have answered this one in the girls only thread...
haha
i agree special hegg, i think nothing is wrong with it...
i was just wondering if it actually is going on though??? hmmm...oh well...its just some random shit to talk about...hehe
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:01 am
by Little Evil
I never take girls numbers, I always make sure they take mine.
That way the ball is in their court, and half the work is already done if the phone rings 2-3 days later.
Why else would she ring if she didn't want it bad?
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:20 am
by gnat
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:25 am
by Focus
Click here
I agree with this, cmon girls get into it![/url]
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:30 am
by reverb
Good morning, fellow chicks and a big hello to all the blokes tuning in.
An honarable mention to Hermaphrodites, he-she's, women-men and any other niche transgender streams as well as asexuals.
What a lovely day it is out there!
@ Hardy
there's no swedish chicks here so f*ck off
