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the news thread

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:26 am
by Ag3nT[]0raNg3
is this a good idea?? no? yes? yes?

i'll start

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/taliba ... 95254.html
A senior military commander of the Taliban says the Taliban will give 100 kilograms of gold as a reward to anyone who killed the person responsible for "blasphemous" cartoons in Denmark, Afghan Islamic Press has reported.
outstanding.

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:34 am
by valuetime
so sick of hearing about those damn cartoons.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/p ... ing03.html
Currently, the Defense Department says it is spending about $4.5 billion a month on the conflict in Iraq, or about $100,000 per minute.
that doesn't include any reconstruction or body armour either, just bombs, guns and helliburton.

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:36 am
by Ag3nT[]0raNg3
fooken hell

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:41 am
by Fents
Oh Oh Oh can i be the weather man!?!?!?!

And now heres todays weather and a 3 day forecast :

Thursday
Rain clearing eastern suburbs this morning. A few showers this afternoon and a
fresh southwesterly wind.

Max 22

Suburban Temperatures

Laverton Max 22 Yarra Glen Max 23
Tullamarine Max 22 Mt Dandenong Max 19
Watsonia Max 22 Scoresby Max 22
Frankston Max 21 Geelong Max 21

UV Index 9 [very high]

Friday
A shower or two clearing. Min 14 Max 23

Saturday
Fine. Min 13 Max 23

Sunday
Fine day, late change. Min 13 Max 27


That is all :lol:

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:43 am
by dust
http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/ ... 98895.html

I really hope this passes. It should do, which would mean that decisions won't be made by politicians who still can't separate religion and state!

Incidcentily my mum was very involved in getting this bill to the table and made several presentations to the council. She said it was scary being harassed by all the pro-life folk.

Barnaby Joyce says the pill is a 'murder' pill.

I love that guy.

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:45 am
by system

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:48 am
by lynt

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:54 am
by Stray

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:56 am
by system
Gratuitous promotion. Down 5 points.

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:02 pm
by lynt
system wrote:
Gratuitous promotion. Down 5 points.
:lol:

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:16 pm
by system
pimpwar.com, MB stylee. :)

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:35 pm
by valuetime
@dust: crikey hits the nail on the head.
Crikey wrote:"I've never been one," the Prime Minister said yesterday, "who believes it makes much sense to devote an enormous amount of time and energy and commitment of one's life to win election to parliament, and to the high office of decision-making, and then to spend the next stage of life busily handing over decisions to people who are not accountable." He was explaining why he believes Cabinet should maintain personal control over dispensing the RU486 abortion pill – and yet, when it comes to "busily handing over decisions to people who are not accountable," that's precisely what the Prime Minister and his most senior colleagues did when it came to the "decision-making" involved in paying apparently illegal bribes of $300 million to the regime of a country he was about to invade...

Look at it this way. In the most recent survey of countries and companies, Australia is ranked as the world's tenth largest economic entity, capitalised at $991 billion. Its CEO, John Howard, says he believes in the concept of hands-on decision-making, even to the extent of deciding which pills its shareholders should consume. Yet when it comes to paying the world's biggest bribes to one of the world's most obnoxious dictators, Australia's CEO chose to delegate that decision to people he says are "not accountable."

Or look at it this way. The micro-managing CEO who is opposed to handing over decisions to unaccountable managers when it comes to an abortion pill was prepared to delegate management responsibility for the reputational risk involved in the payment of bribes, and didn't even have a warning system in place in his $991 billion empire to alert him to a cock-up of that importance. Now we know.

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:39 pm
by system
Stephen Mayne does such good work. such a shame that he had to lose his house and had to sell the business..

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:40 pm
by system

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:50 pm
by witty_pseudonym

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:30 pm
by nic
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/ ... 20501.html

BAD LUCK TONY.
Take that back to your church and sit on it!!!

Your dated awful legacy is coming to an end Brian Harradine. Dont choke on that altar boy now.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:33 am
by valuetime
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/us- ... 94033.html
THE US has entered the row over the Muhammad cartoons, accusing Syria and Iran of stoking up protests against the caricatures to suit their own ends.

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said she had no doubt Iran and Syria had gone out of their way to inflame sentiments and have used it for their own purposes. "The world ought to call them on it," she said.
lol.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:52 am
by gnat
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11257662/

Yeah I know when the whole world was losing it for Crazy Frog, I was right on that bandwagon.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:36 pm
by valuetime
us vice president elmer fudd accidentally shoots man while hunting:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington ... OE=NEWISVA

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:49 pm
by mrj
valuetime wrote:us vice president elmer fudd accidentally shoots man while hunting:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington ... OE=NEWISVA
:shock:

:smt044

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:49 pm
by sneaky hands
ABIX Summary: Demand & Supply


The way Australian households use electricity may change under a national initiative. All governments in Australia have agreed to a national rollout of "smart" electricity meters from 2007. Smart meters record electricity use at different times of the day, the peak, shoulder and off-peak times. The smart consumer could choose to use many appliances at off-peak times, to pay less for electricity. Experts agreed that high-demand households would pay more for electricity. There are several types of metering systems being tested. The tests indicate that the average user, if choosing carefully when to use certain appliances, could save up to 10% a year on electricity bills


ABIX Summary: Competition & Competition Policy


The Australian Government wants to increase its powers regarding appointments to the Australian Competition & Consumer Commission (ACCC). The proposed change would give the Government two votes when appointing new commissioners to the ACCC, while the states and territories would each have one vote. The Federal Government would also have a casting vote. The reforms would reduce the influence of the states and territories regarding the composition of the ACCC. Several states were able to use their power of veto to block the appointment of Graeme Samuel as ACCC chairman in 2003, although the Federal Government eventually secured majority support

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:57 am
by witty_pseudonym

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:59 am
by system
I was listening to her being interviewed by Alan Jones this morning, on the way into work. good to see the right to lifers working their way back in with a new angle.

breed or be enslaved, people! :roll:

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:03 am
by Hardy
dust wrote:http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/ ... 98895.html

I really hope this passes. It should do, which would mean that decisions won't be made by politicians who still can't separate religion and state!

Incidcentily my mum was very involved in getting this bill to the table and made several presentations to the council. She said it was scary being harassed by all the pro-life folk.

Barnaby Joyce says the pill is a 'murder' pill.

I love that guy.
Pro-lifers are fucking scum. Yes that's generalizing, but I don't give a shit.... they all need to choke.

What does your ma do Georgia?

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:10 am
by valuetime
i read that article twice earlier today and i still don't get it. what do they mean by 'muslim nation'? there's NOTHING at all in the article that talks about muslims.

sadly, conflating the abortion-pill debate with old-fashioned middle-class suburban racism is like shooting fish in a barrel. fucks me off.

re, pro-lifers. "life begins at conception and ends at birth."

edit: ok, i finally found what the article was missing. now i get it:
The Australian Muslim population, while relatively small, has been increasing steadily with immigration. More significantly, birth rates among Muslims, while starting to show a slight decline worldwide, are still significantly higher than non-Muslims. Although Muslims make up only 1.12% of the Australian population, the demographic shift is tilting sharply away from Australia remaining even a nominally Christian country.

High rates of birth among Muslims also mean that while the general population of Australia is aging, Muslims are starting to make up significantly higher proportions of youth. The 1996 census showed of Muslims in New South Wales, 52.5% were under 25 years of age. In the general population of New South Wales, only 35.6% were under 25.

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:33 am
by system
Donna Vale wrote:every sperm is sacred!

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:27 pm
by Lephrenic
valuetime wrote:us vice president elmer fudd accidentally shoots man while hunting:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington ... OE=NEWISVA
The wine shop on Errol St put it best: "Tired of killing by proxy, Cheney decides to bag himself a human."

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:44 pm
by valuetime
so glad the other hunter didn't die and we can all laugh about this (although seeing cheney face jail would be even better).

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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:15 pm
by Rob M
system wrote:
Donna Vale wrote:every sperm is sacred!
lol quoting monty?

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:24 pm
by system
Vale appears to have been, yeah.

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:29 pm
by Rob M
kinda sad.

my belief is that woman have a choice, and must have a choice. your body is your own temple.

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:36 pm
by PahMaLa
Rob M wrote:kinda sad.

my belief is that woman have a choice, and must have a choice. your body is your own temple.
I agree. People have their reasons, I really can't stand how people bark at other people on how to live their lives and try to make decisions for them. :roll:

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:17 am
by Lephrenic
Donna Vale wrote:that's 5 million potential Australians we won't have here
So is she saying the Muslims aren't real Australians?

Could she stir the shit any more? Fucking redneck.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:18 am
by mecka
in breaking news... .

:tittybite:

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:31 am
by Rob M
Special Hegg wrote:
Donna Vale wrote:that's 5 million potential Australians we won't have here
So is she saying the Muslims aren't real Australians?

Could she stir the shit any more? Fucking redneck.
yeh, we are ALL terrorists for aborting a potential population growth that Australia severely needs; so that our young fetis' can grow into big strong fighting machines and save people like Donna Vale from the tyranny of people who don't believe in God. People who don't believe in God are by default Muslim.

She is a spiritual warrior. And all females who take the RU486 are dark sided, astrology-researchin' hippy googlers. Australia is her kingdom of heaven.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:27 am
by valuetime
man, i love the daily show:

jon: this is a very unfortunate situation. how is the vice president handling it?

rob: jon, tonight the vice president is standing by his decision to shoot harry whittington. now according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush. and while the quail turned out to be a 78 year old man, even knowing that today, mr cheney insists he still would've shot him in the face. he believes the world is a better place for him spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of mr whittington's face.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:13 am
by dust
Heard on the radio this morning that the State Government is about to approve the planned construction on Smith St.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:18 am
by valuetime
what, not that fucking mall where video busters and go-lo is?

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:21 am
by dust
Yeah. They've scaled it down a fair bit, but its going ahead!

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:22 am
by witty_pseudonym
hooray another mall!

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:23 am
by mrj
valuetime wrote:what, not that fucking mall where video busters and go-lo is?
NO!

NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Video Busters rocks. If that goes then all we will have is that farken video ezy with their disc inspecting antics and ugly ugly staff. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Save Video Busters. Save Video Busters.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:09 am
by Ag3nT[]0raNg3

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:11 am
by Ag3nT[]0raNg3
yeah and how good is video busters!? man that joint is BIG and CHEAP!

copied many a DVD from them! :teef:

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:11 am
by great_magnet
Krispy Kreme's is 100% confirmed to open at Westfield Fountain Gate Shopping Centre in the near future. How do I know this? I just received an invitation to their launch party!!

Currently considering CBD locations as we speak...

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:15 am
by Stray
Independent World Television is building the world's first independent global non-profit news network.
Online and on TV, IWT will deliver independent news and real debate -- without funding from governments, corporations or advertising.


I hope this takes off and doesn't get shut down by political/corporate pressure.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:11 pm
by calstro
Special Hegg wrote:
Donna Vale wrote:that's 5 million potential Australians we won't have here
So is she saying the Muslims aren't real Australians?

Could she stir the shit any more? Fucking redneck.
Muslims are the new Asians. :P

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:23 pm
by Stray
Stray wrote:Independent World Television is building the world's first independent global non-profit news network.
Online and on TV, IWT will deliver independent news and real debate -- without funding from governments, corporations or advertising.


I hope this takes off and doesn't get shut down by political/corporate pressure.
Why I think this needs to work
The Smirking Chimp wrote:The Pentagon has developed a comprehensive strategy for taking over the internet and controlling the free flow of information. The plan appears in a recently declassified document, "The Information Operations Roadmap", which was provided under the FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) and revealed in an article by the BBC.

The Pentagon sees the internet in terms of a military adversary that poses a vital threat to its stated mission of global domination. This explains the confrontational language in the document which speaks of "fighting the net"; implying that the internet is the equivalent of "an enemy weapons system."

The Defense Dept. places a high-value on controlling information. The new program illustrates their determination to establish the parameters of free speech.

The Pentagon sees information as essential in manipulating public perceptions and, thus, a crucial tool in eliciting support for unpopular policies. The recent revelations of the military placing propaganda in the foreign press demonstrate the importance that is given to co-opting public opinion.
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.ph ... ed&order=0

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:32 pm
by mixtress
great_magnet wrote:Krispy Kreme's is 100% confirmed to open at Westfield Fountain Gate Shopping Centre in the near future. How do I know this? I just received an invitation to their launch party!!

Currently considering CBD locations as we speak...
Is it Great_Magnet +1.

I'll be your best friend :D

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:35 pm
by dust
Stray wrote:
Stray wrote:Independent World Television is building the world's first independent global non-profit news network.
Online and on TV, IWT will deliver independent news and real debate -- without funding from governments, corporations or advertising.


I hope this takes off and doesn't get shut down by political/corporate pressure.
Why I think this needs to work
The Smirking Chimp wrote:The Pentagon has developed a comprehensive strategy for taking over the internet and controlling the free flow of information. The plan appears in a recently declassified document, "The Information Operations Roadmap", which was provided under the FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) and revealed in an article by the BBC.

The Pentagon sees the internet in terms of a military adversary that poses a vital threat to its stated mission of global domination. This explains the confrontational language in the document which speaks of "fighting the net"; implying that the internet is the equivalent of "an enemy weapons system."

The Defense Dept. places a high-value on controlling information. The new program illustrates their determination to establish the parameters of free speech.

The Pentagon sees information as essential in manipulating public perceptions and, thus, a crucial tool in eliciting support for unpopular policies. The recent revelations of the military placing propaganda in the foreign press demonstrate the importance that is given to co-opting public opinion.
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.ph ... ed&order=0
Thanks for the links on this. I've just been reading up and its a brilliant and incredibly important initiative and I have just donated some money to them and sent the info to my friends.

I urge everyone on here to go to the site and have a good read. There is NOTHING more important than independent media at this present time, both politically and socially.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:37 pm
by mixtress
^^^ Big Brother pieces of shit Pentagon bastard cunts ^^^