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andy_hoffman wrote:

Hardy wrote:

andy_hoffman wrote:MACHETE IS AWESOME!! Some average acting in it but it doesn't matter at all. It's got awesome ridiculous gore, blood, boobies, more blood, big guns, more boobies, etc, etc..

Rodriguez is king!

WATCH IT!!

Machete is the bomb. I watched it with my Dad, and he spent the whole next week basing all his actions on "what Machete would do".

Your dad rules! haha.. did he go and shag someone's wife and daughter in a pool and film it?

youthful_implants wrote:is that one with Russell "boo hoo poor me I had a sex addiction" Brand?

huge wrote:got around to watching four lions. funny and dark. i love chris morris

mrj wrote:Watched Factotum on the weekend. It's a perfectly fine movie, but it also doesn't go anywhere. The whole movie feels like its setting up for some event, or some crisis, but it never happens. Maybe because the whole movie is a crisis, the guys life is a crisis. It gets its point across quite well and all that, and a its great depiction of the sad realities of alcoholism, but i think you have to read the guys books to find it interesting.

Also watched Half Nelson. Ryan Gosling is awesome in this, as he was in Lars and the real girl. Here he plays a character with an actual personality though so he's better in this, certainly evidenced by the fact he got an Oscar nomination for this movie. Is a bit like Factotum in some ways in that it feel like its building to some sort of event that never comes, but I'm starting to wonder that whether I expect that from movies because I've been conditioned by the whole hollywood fomula of set-up, crisis, resolution. Anyways, a great portrait of the day to day of a functioning drug addict, it helps that Gosling in the lead is incredibely likeable, even when he's being an asshole. The movie does have a punchline in a way, but I felt its more subtle than what we are used to, and certainly forces you to analyse the characters and their interactions, even to imagine what they think and what they expect of each other.

I'd forget Factotum, but defintiely watch Half Nelson.

Hardy wrote:Tried watching Get Him To The Greek last night. Had to stop it halfway through, so boring.

Amick wrote:

Hardy wrote:Tried watching Get Him To The Greek last night. Had to stop it halfway through, so boring.

painful

Hardy wrote:

Amick wrote:

Hardy wrote:Tried watching Get Him To The Greek last night. Had to stop it halfway through, so boring.

painful

I thought it looked shit from the trailers, but a number of people wo's opinions I now no longer trust said it was good. FALE.

ghetto kitty wrote:2 and a half men is the worst show on TV. id rather watch beauty and the geek tbh.

C.I.A. wrote:

ghetto kitty wrote:2 and a half men is the worst show on TV. id rather watch beauty and the geek tbh.

One of the low-points of the past decade. Dickhead kid, Buscemi wanna-be 'everyman' limp-wristed cardboard cut-out character and Charlie Sheen playing Himself.

Next on 2.5 men: main douchebag character wanders around fine dining establishment, half nude with coke smeared all over his face, demanding that a porn star blow him before busting up a room and being thrown in jail.

Lulz a plenty.

Hardy wrote:Having said that, I still have to give "Everybody Loves Raymond" the award for greatest cultural television abortion. That show makes me want to hurt people.

Lizkins wrote:lol! every time i see an ad for 2 and a half men and want to punch the tele in, i think about how you like it Jazz, makes no sense! its fuckin woeful!

Blaxter wrote:

Lizkins wrote:lol! every time i see an ad for 2 and a half men and want to punch the tele in, i think about how you like it Jazz, makes no sense! its fuckin woeful!

WTF. I didn't even bring that up.

I prefer Monster Garage if that helps.

Lizkins wrote:

Blaxter wrote:

Lizkins wrote:lol! every time i see an ad for 2 and a half men and want to punch the tele in, i think about how you like it Jazz, makes no sense! its fuckin woeful!

WTF. I didn't even bring that up.

I prefer Monster Garage if that helps.

nah Quick did above, and i just remembered you saying you liked it too.


which one is Monster Garage, its not the tricking out truck one is it? cos that one sucks! i like Overhaulin and Wrecks to Riches

Lizkins wrote:oh yeah that one is alright, although sometimes i think he needs to show more personality, he was better on the Apprentice i reckon. And yeah his personal life of late jades my view of him these days

deviant wrote:^^ Word... Hairy Slopper is made of AIDS

apophenian wrote:Watched the film "Enter the Void" by director Gaspar Noé (also made "Irreversible").

OMG.

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax wrote:

apophenian wrote:Watched the film "Enter the Void" by director Gaspar Noé (also made "Irreversible").

OMG.

Yeah i watched that last night too.
Some rather amusing moments i must say, was watching with a mate and the inside vagina view had us pissing ourselves laughing!
Some sick visuals as well as some sick/questionable story telling...ewww (dont wanna spoil it for others)