Bestest DJ name?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:56 pm

Well... whaddayareckon?

For me, gotta be DJ DIE

Plain and simple, straight to the point and mean as all fuck (the name that is).

What's your favourite?

And the most fitting DJ name for me: DJ Obliveus, for obvious reasons...

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:57 pm

DOZER P

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:00 pm

should have seen my mates reaction the other weekend when he noticed I had some music by 'dj Food'

"Dj Food?.... D J Food... as in food? like what you eat? food!! DJ FOOD..... dj fooooooood?"

drew · Post by **drew** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:02 pm

flippo wrote:should have seen my mates reaction the other weekend when he noticed I had some music by 'dj Food'

"Dj Food?.... D J Food... as in food? like what you eat? food!! DJ FOOD..... dj fooooooood?"

chinese fooooooood???

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:04 pm

TREVOR WHATEVER...

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:05 pm

Sum 1

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:05 pm

Guyno

sneaky hands · Post by **sneaky hands** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:06 pm

DJ BACON

Roc Raida

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:06 pm

Oh, and LTJ Bukem -- just sounds dope!

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:07 pm

slightly OT but the best producer name for a Gabba artists has to be 'Disco Cunt'

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:10 pm

Not off-topic at all bro... any genre DJ/prod/MC welcome!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:12 pm

I would hate to be stuck with it but always had a giggle at "BASS BIN LADIN"

almax · Post by **almax** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:13 pm

DJ Plus One
like on the guestlist DJ +1, simple but clever

cj the taniwha · Post by **cj the taniwha** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:22 pm

apparently there a trance dj in Qld called somecunt, labelled thus because one day someone asked who was playing and was told 'somecunt' and they thought that it was their dj name and it stuck!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:23 pm

dj sumcunt

Post by **lynt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:23 pm

Adam Freeland.

It just sounds God-like (say like Pete Tong).

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:33 pm

DJ RAY VAUGHN

GET READY TO R-R-RAVE ON!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:38 pm

There was a guy playing around Melbourne at little gigs about two years ago called 'The Greatest DJ in the World'

I heard he wasn't anything special on the decks - but I met him once and he was a funny bastard, just taking the piss out of himself.

You have to admire that.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:39 pm

DJ Rainbow Ejaculation
Toecutter

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:40 pm

@ Sumcunt and Plus One....

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:47 pm

ADD_Boy wrote:dj sumcunt

bastard, beat me to it

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:49 pm

DJ fuck

lets get right to the point shall we?

hehehehe

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:59 pm

Kid 606 sometimes uses the name DJ 70 Year Old Woman

also, try this......

http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/takequiz.php

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:01 pm

Dj Icey uses the name "Richard Fuck"

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:02 pm

"drum and bass dj with one or two syllable DJ name which sounds quick, crafty, clean cut or futuristic"

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:04 pm

Myagi (Canada) has an alter ego - 'Jonty Love'

(If you ever met him, you quickly realise how funny that is. He's a funny, funny fucker.

)

panNik · Post by **panNik** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:06 pm

DJ Awesome :-/

That one is so bad that it isn't even funny....

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:13 pm

breaksRbest wrote:Kid 606 sometimes uses the name DJ 70 Year Old Woman

also, try this......

http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/takequiz.php

apparently my DJ name is DJ Quiet Lemon.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:15 pm

FoundationStepper wrote:"drum and bass dj with one or two syllable DJ name which sounds quick, crafty, clean cut or futuristic"

huh?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:16 pm

mrj wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:Kid 606 sometimes uses the name DJ 70 Year Old Woman

also, try this......

http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/takequiz.php
apparently my DJ name is DJ Quiet Lemon.

I am DJ Sneaky Noodle.... that's crap!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:17 pm

mrj wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:Kid 606 sometimes uses the name DJ 70 Year Old Woman

also, try this......

http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/takequiz.php
apparently my DJ name is DJ Quiet Lemon.

DJ Evil Jail Bait.

Perhaps about 16 years ago...
Right now, not so much.

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:18 pm

best lately

CTOAFN
guest DJ (TBC)

I actaully reckon Shadow has a wickid production/ DJ name - just cause it reflects the depth of his skill as some one who writes beats using found samples.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:25 pm

breaksRbest wrote:also, try this......

http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/takequiz.php

DJ Slapdash Guzzler

nuff said really

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:32 pm

im DJ slippery puddle

that is the worst name ever

slippery kinda rhymes with kitty, but whoever makes these name finders, i feel sorry for em....

Post by **lynt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:34 pm

DJ Indecent God

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:43 pm

Lynt - that's an awesome name!

Some of the names from workmates were:
DJ Grand Criminal (awesome!)
DJ Deep Cheekz (one of our girls wasn't too impressed!)
DJ Smoking Wang (one of our boys was impressed!)

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:45 pm

I once met a reggae DJ in Qld who went by the name of " DJ NoMC "

I was pissed and promptly introduced myself as " MC NoDJ".

Fenton

shepherd · Post by **shepherd** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:47 pm

panNik wrote:DJ Awesome :-/

That one is so bad that it isn't even funny....

dj.awesome is a great name dude!

panNik · Post by **panNik** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:49 pm

Ahh I get it now. Spelling it that way makes all the difference!

shepherd · Post by **shepherd** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:50 pm

ouch that's cutting ...

and yes, it is all in the spelling - just like panNik, eh!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:51 pm

DJ Roaring Fluff

edit: i can't even spell my awesome dj name

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:51 pm

I got DJ Sneaky Puddle and DJ Big Rocket

using different names. curiouser and curiouser

Grand Master Flash is pretty funny especially if you take it literally!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:06 pm

Lizkins wrote:Grand Master Flash is pretty funny especially if you take it literally!

That has become a code word at my place which has replaced Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters.

Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five.... hahaha!!!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:09 pm

Direktor wrote:
Lizkins wrote:Grand Master Flash is pretty funny especially if you take it literally!
That has become a code word at my place which has replaced Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters.

Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five.... hahaha!!!!

so childish Spiesy

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:16 pm

I just love 'the Furious Five' part

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:18 pm

hang on i just had a thought (no jokes necessary for that part), you guys tell each other?

in "code"

bahahahaha that is funny as!

ahhhh boys! soooo weird you all are.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:20 pm

More like funny slang, but yeah....

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:33 pm

Funk master flex

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:53 pm

There was some dude getting around calling himself DJ Book Me.

I larfed.

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:55 pm

Thomas The Funk Engine's gotta be the raddest name out there i think... closely followed by Funk Master Flex