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by Kirts
Mon May 09, 2005 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: STAR WARS III : REVENGE OF THE SITH
Replies: 226
Views: 16073

I was so meh about this for ages but BRING IT ON!!

After seeing the ads for it, wont watch the trailer tho, got me keen as mustard!!

Might be scoring free GOLD CLASS tix as well.
by Kirts
Mon May 09, 2005 3:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: RONI SIZE + DYNAMITE MC !! - 13th May, Fri @ HI FI BAR
Replies: 99
Views: 10553

:smt006
by Kirts
Sun May 08, 2005 5:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Mothers Day
Replies: 68
Views: 6520

A poem for Mothers Day by KIRTS


MOTHERS, MOTHERS, MOTHERS!!

NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE

IF OUR FARTHERS USED RUBBERS!


and that was a poem by Kirts :wink:
by Kirts
Sat May 07, 2005 9:33 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: HAY
Replies: 15
Views: 2143

What is goin on?? Somethin up??
by Kirts
Thu May 05, 2005 10:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What are ya ?
Replies: 68
Views: 6698

My Mum - English My Dad - English My Mum's dad - Irish (Died before I was Born, in WWI i think?) My Dad's dad - Polish, hes a f**king champion. He was the sole survivor in his family of 13 strong from WWI. Fled to England at 8yo or some freaky young age when the Germans invaded Poland and survived. ...
by Kirts
Thu May 05, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

Having to have a blood test done following an altercation. And knowing the other person has Hep C. Motherfucker!!! :evil:

I think all will be sweet tho? I hope! :wink:

woo hoo hit the century too <-
by Kirts
Mon May 02, 2005 10:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2623581

Big ups gettin my tix for Roni on the 13th and also for Scribe on the 14th. goin to be huge!!
by Kirts
Mon May 02, 2005 9:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Cheap Smokes
Replies: 10
Views: 4049

So thats where all the smokes go after peeps knock off milkbars and 7/11's. Disclamer on website: "AS PAPERS MENTIONED OUR WEBSITE. WE HAD RECEIVED MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED ORDERS IN TWO HOURS. WE HAVE TO STOP TEMPORARILY FOR FEW DAYS TILL WE FIX FIRST THOSE ORDERS. PLEASE CALL AGAIN! PLEASE PLEAS...
by Kirts
Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

Just think Lock Stock and you would get a good idea. Nothing sexual happend!!!

:smt017 or did it???


:wink:
by Kirts
Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

My gripe: Getting hammered at the pub and going back to a mates to kick on. Once there I end up being assulted by said mate and his brother in law with 10" rubber dildos they got from sexpo. They have dildo fights all the time but because they were pissed it ended up being a bit more hardcore. ...
by Kirts
Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Movie/Film/DVD thread...
Replies: 8368
Views: 861124

I know this has prob been posted all ready but Daddy Day Care is cool as for what it was. Soo many "gold" moments throughout
by Kirts
Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Heat Nightclub to Close
Replies: 53
Views: 7944

Na dude that has no class, skanky ass, s**t bag written all over it. Its just plain WRONG.

Hey she be a fine looking lass but the apparell??

Thats just my opinion :smt102
by Kirts
Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: bonus Kombat Bass radio show?
Replies: 5
Views: 914

Yo mecka WTF is goin on in your av bro??
by Kirts
Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Heat Nightclub to Close
Replies: 53
Views: 7944

ARRGGHH IT'S BROWNY!! HAHAHAHAH MATE OF A MATE OF A MATE THAT I USED TO WORK WITH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh wait get breath HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :smt046 :smt043 :smt044 Was anyone privvy to those Summadayze photos circulating around a little while back. A scary amount of...
by Kirts
Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:02 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: family guy
Replies: 55
Views: 8244

schweet!! I know what im doing this weekend!!
by Kirts
Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: dnb google pic thread
Replies: 87
Views: 9007

I was playin with some local names and if you type in 'kombat bass' and you get all of the pics from Kryal Castle!
by Kirts
Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: family guy
Replies: 55
Views: 8244

I got season 1 & 2. Where is a good place to source season 3??
by Kirts
Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Weirdest Thing you've eaten?
Replies: 116
Views: 8129

I used to eat these to freak people out but thank god I gave that habit up!!


Image


Oh shit it not the 'stupidest thing you've eten thread' :oops:
by Kirts
Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:11 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4655416

You put in the hours and worked for it! May not be much as you said but its something. I played the "I wont worry about it" game for ages then watched everyone around me take advantage of that fact. Good to see that the focus isn't directly on the money but I would definatley have a chat t...
by Kirts
Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: is this real
Replies: 15
Views: 2253

Na no fire breathin. It kinda hurt straight away so instead of going in my mouth it went everywhere else. Best way is to put shot in mouth tilt head back and then light it once in your mouth. Flame shoots out top of mouth which kinda looks cool. Then simply close mouth and swollow. Black sambuca is ...
by Kirts
Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:24 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: is this real
Replies: 15
Views: 2253

Ive seen it before on a random google. Its def real. I tried that about five years ago and quickly realised what kinda dumb fuck tries to down a shot of anything 'flame on' before putting it out?? I was maggot mode at the bull ring if memeory serves me. Racked up a round of shots, lit em up. Next th...
by Kirts
Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Pizza Thread
Replies: 104
Views: 8714

Fents wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:pineapple on pizza is one of the most wrongest of wrongs.
Your wrong but i dont hate. :P
Its like having sugar on a pie!! NO NO!! :smt009
by Kirts
Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:02 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

Gripe: Sat here on the puter and not out havin good times.
by Kirts
Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Dawn Service
Replies: 3
Views: 832

Dawn Service

Whos goin??
If im back in town I am.

Then possibly get a wicked breaky somewhere in the CBD?
by Kirts
Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

The Mixtress wrote:but standing up for 3 hours :?: ......this is gonna HURT
If you do it sober it will, but depending on ones state..... maybe not till tomorrow.
by Kirts
Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Bali 9
Replies: 133
Views: 9379

the oz government condemns the death penalty but wilfully supplies people to get it thru a tip off, they coulda let them come home and be dealth with here. Well considering how good ol jonny has just managed to patch relations with Indo he would be too scared to ruffle any feathers. If we did get e...
by Kirts
Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Bali 9
Replies: 133
Views: 9379

Well when I go to Bali in a month or so and I end up on the news we will know that the Indo system is corrupt, as I swear that I will definatley not be taking any drugs with me!!
by Kirts
Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Bali 9
Replies: 133
Views: 9379

Bali 9 - Well they will be gettin an extra dosage of lead in there daily intake some time soon!! The thing that dumbfounds me about the Bali 9 is the risk vs the pay off factor. The amount of money these guys would have gotten payed if they completed their smuggle successfully is jack shit compared ...
by Kirts
Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Random Picture Thread....
Replies: 1958
Views: 263477

"OH SHIT! THERE GOES THE PLANET!"
by Kirts
Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:18 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whats better?
Replies: 94
Views: 6770

Although I could think of tones of beers I would rather drink then those two. The only time I would buy Boags or Cascade is when its one of the better beers on offer. Soooo many other beers take preference.

*Stella
*Mountain Goat
*Eumundi Bitter
*Elephant Beer-8%
*Grolsch
just to name a few.
by Kirts
Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:15 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whats better?
Replies: 94
Views: 6770

Cascade for me. Although I hate being a victim to the "ill have a Cascade Premium" and you get shafted with a Cascade Premium Light. :evil:
by Kirts
Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Where its at - Volume @ Room680 this Saturday
Replies: 8
Views: 1295

Stayin at my bro's house this sat nite just up on the back corner of swinburne uni. mmmm might have to pop in and say g'day. Good to see things kickin for you guys again. Def have some fond, but sometimes faint memories of 'RELAX'.
by Kirts
Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:08 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

My Gripe for today: Being at work but my brain has stayed home in bed.
by Kirts
Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:12 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

been trying to learn how to play poker :? Do you play on line?? Go to http://www.ultimatebet.com. good place to get a solid grounding. Poker has been goin off ever since the World Series and the WPT hit the airwaves. Anyone up for a poker session so I can take all your money. :wink: I just hate it ...
by Kirts
Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

Working 18 days without a day off. And having to do two 12hr days back to back right in the middle of the said working period. I am feeling very very T&E ATM. OH and looking outside at the weather seeing how good it is and knowing that im missing out on an awesome Hungi up in the hills in Munbul...
by Kirts
Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:45 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 3 Dinner Guests
Replies: 34
Views: 3832

1. Ricky Gervais

2. Matt Stone

3. Trey Parker

This Dinner Party would be OFF THE HOOK!!
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2623581

Big Ups Smirnoff Black and gettin mo-fos propper pissed. Shoot down for and well on the way. YEEEEAAAAHH!!
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 3 Dinner Guests
Replies: 34
Views: 3832

Alive or Dead??
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: injury thread
Replies: 25
Views: 3452

andycole23_steve wrote:haha keep em coming
Na bro. Thats about all the quality stuff that I got. Most of the other stuff is self inflicted and not post worthy me thinks.
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ANY PRODUCERS WANT TO START A LIVE DANCE ACT?
Replies: 12
Views: 1587

Well dont mean to be disrespectful. It was just a funny read thats all.
For every person who takes something seriously there will always be another who does not.

It is funny tho!! right?? :smt102
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ANY PRODUCERS WANT TO START A LIVE DANCE ACT?
Replies: 12
Views: 1587

lucas wrote::(
Lucas, why the long face??
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ANY PRODUCERS WANT TO START A LIVE DANCE ACT?
Replies: 12
Views: 1587

^^^

:smt044 :smt043

classic stuff
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

Dodgy curries

:smt078
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: injury thread
Replies: 25
Views: 3452

Doing stupid shit to myself started at really early age. When I was a toddler my mum walked into the lounge room to find one of the bean bags open and the pollystyerene, spl?? balls all over the place. Little cute me was half insde the beanbag eating and choking on all the balls that I had attempted...
by Kirts
Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: injury thread
Replies: 25
Views: 3452

Most Stupid Injury: When I was in my mid teens I was cooking some egg and bacon sandwiches. The stove would not light and the matches were kept in the pantry on the top shelf. I was not quite tall enough to see up there so i jumped up onto the kitchen bench to get a better view. I forgot that I had ...
by Kirts
Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Pope John Paul II
Replies: 40
Views: 5205

Image
by Kirts
Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:00 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2821379

Getting in a few minutes ago after being in dark shady establishment, too many jager and red bulls :smt030 , and turning on the computer and the screen is too bloody bright!! my eyes are hurting right now! oweeee!

:smt024 = :smt095
by Kirts
Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Random Picture Thread....
Replies: 1958
Views: 263477

man what happened there?? Did a bull fuck babe or what?? :shock:
by Kirts
Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Drum 'n' Bass Cruise!
Replies: 223
Views: 31842

Dont want to get your hopes up but last time i borded the Vic Star the drink prices were off the hook. $1 OR was it $2 STELLA BOTTLES. Slightly outa date but who cares when they at that price. A few crews just payed for a slab and set up out on deck. You guys are going to have an absolute fucking ba...