yes a cartoon fish. much like the fact that watching cartoon rabbits eat each other turns fragile minds to cannabilism... or something. i direct you to this portion of the quote.. he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish who wanted to have a lame fish as a pet...
oh but apparently he is!! he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish - which in turn has caused rapeage of coral reefs as a Vice article a few months back suggested
i just received a bleeding heart email from a vege friend asking me to join the plight of another abused species - ok so i dont think its that cool to batter a baby seal to death to make a handbag out of (if i was starving on the other hand the little fucker wouldnt last 1 minute) anyways i get dire...
i used to really dig Clive Barker until i read Gallilee but Weaveworld, Lord of Illusions and the Books of Blood were fucking brilliant. best non-fiction book ive read this year is Bloodlines of the Holy Grail - basically debunks the sham that is catholisism, not that you need to read this to know r...
^theres nothing wrong with being a hermit - people fucking suck. after an absolutely dismal attempt at shopping last weekend which left me enraged and wanting to stab someone in the eye - i signed up and discovered the wondrous kingdom of ebay and i can safely say that i will NEVER shop at a store a...
yeah - i had to assasinate my hotmail account due to the daily barrage of emails from George S Slapmore, Ernest Ramshaft and Jennifer Stainswell, claiming to pay off my mortgage, make my penis bigger or just share in the fun of viewing huge busted nordic women sucking off horses. but yeah GMAIL RAWK...
didnt paris hilton wear a Von Dutch hat and they magically became a fad over night??? mmmmmmm paris.....mmmmmmm :smt117 yes indeedy fintonator. on the head of a skank one day, cover of "girlfriend" the next and please dont tell me you actually like that lazy-eyed clamidia incubator. serio...
far too much positivity on this forum. lets restore the balance of the universe and whinge here. My Gripe o th' day: EVERYONE in our office going to get boozed on company fundage right now except me- having to look after phones etc. Got boozed at lunch anyway but its not the same when you haf to pay...
yeah fuck yeah! bungle: all class. and by fuck ive always wanted to do ungodly things to Mike Patton. i swear i'd make that cunt cry like a girl. fucking sexy bitch. as for the coffin well i'd rather be exploded but heres a quote from patton (not word for word - im going on memeory): "when i di...