mensa test?

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:48 pm

64 S on a C B

squares on a chess board

dust · Post by **dust** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:48 pm

Oh man I knew it was a bakers dozen, but I couldn't figure out the L!!!!! DUH.

once again:

Dark Lord Piddle Bottom · Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:54 pm

dust wrote:Now i just need

13 L in a B D
23 P of C in the H B
64 S on a C B
9 P in S A
6 B to an O in C

and

15 M on a D M C

I think the 23 P of a C in the HB is something to do with Christ and the Bible, but I can't think what.

30/ 9 provences in South Africa

33/ 15 Men on a dead mans chest

and my guess is HB stands for human body

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:55 pm

23 chromosomes in the

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:55 pm

dust wrote:
The Mixtress wrote:And 3 wheels on a tricycle
i put in 3 wheels on a trike.

i did the same thing! oh man that's funny!

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:56 pm

23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:56 pm

fuck im quick today

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:58 pm

100 c in the e??

Dark Lord Piddle Bottom · Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:58 pm

100 cents in the euro

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:59 pm

why isn't that working for me??

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:03 pm

(dollar.)

Dark Lord Piddle Bottom · Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:05 pm

doesn't work for me but i like it

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:05 pm

fooishbar wrote:(dollar.)

Well, that's a bit fucking stupid isn't it?? First we have to put up with them not writing 'an' and now they get the whole fucking letter wrong.

Mensa folk are dumb.

dust · Post by **dust** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:11 pm

6 B to an O in C

Dark Lord Piddle Bottom · Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:13 pm

6 balls to an over in cricket

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:15 pm

Dark Lord Piddle Bottom wrote:doesn't work for me but i like it

I put that in too.... then I tried the word dollar

this test is crap

I still cant get....

4 12 S of the Z

or

18 H on a G C

I thought it was 18 hats on a Glenny Chicken, but that didn't work

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:16 pm

ok I got it....

12 signs of the zodiac

felling slow today

Will · Post by **Will** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:16 pm

24. I checked the spelling of fahrenheit in Word.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:16 pm

12 signs of the zodiac

and i can't get the other one either

Dark Lord Piddle Bottom · Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:17 pm

18 holes on a golf course

Arex · Post by **Arex** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:18 pm

I got minus 12 hows that possible

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:20 pm

The Mixtress wrote:
fooishbar wrote:(dollar.)
Well, that's a bit fucking stupid isn't it?? First we have to put up with them not writing 'an' and now they get the whole fucking letter wrong.

Mensa folk are dumb.

it's not actually a mensa test.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:20 pm

Arex wrote:I got minus 12 hows that possible

Told ya the Mensa folk are dumb

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:20 pm

@ arex

T MONEY · Post by **T MONEY** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:27 pm

100 c in a e - my last one WTF???

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:28 pm

T MONEY wrote:100 c in a e - my last one WTF???

type in

100 cents in a dollar

fuckers

Dark Lord Piddle Bottom · Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:28 pm

T MONEY wrote:100 c in a e - my last one WTF???

^^^^^^

LOOK UP

^^^^^

Some Genius Are U!!

T MONEY · Post by **T MONEY** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:39 pm

The whole of my office is in an absolute uproar after that question, theyre goin freakin nuts!!!!!!

aspekt · Post by **aspekt** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:21 pm

a mate of mine has all these mensa quiz books (for some reason). I was flciking through one of them once and it has the most random problems.
example 1.

a guy goes into a shop and asks for a can of peaches. the shop keeper turns around and grabs a tin off the shelf. he gives it to the customer who says "i asked for peaches, not dogfood". *insert more dialogue*. customer opens can which contains dogfood. how did the customer know it was dogfood? the answer was that he gained access the night before, steamed off the label from a tin of peaches and glued it onto the can of dogfood.........

there was another whereby a jewish kid tries to by icecream from a vendor. basically the vendor wouldn't sell it to the kid because he was jewish. turns out the vendor is jewish too. why would he refuse to sell ice cream to a jew? the icecream was "terrible"......

if you could pick the answer, you'd definately be a genius, or perhaps on whatever planet the rest of mensa are on....

Schizo! · Post by **Schizo!** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:46 pm

21

I think this test is flawed.

I'm no genius.

Post by **lynt** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:55 pm

I got 10, but only coz I spent more time trying to decypher the javascript, then I got tired.

play some breakz? intelligent music.

dengelman · Post by **dengelman** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:42 pm

Just saw this thread...
(I got 28 straight off

)

Then read the answers - feel even smarter now that 3 I missed were all Christian-stuff I don't know shit about!!

All sport questions a given!

(Annoyed about mssing 23 P of C as in my field of work...)

dengelman · Post by **dengelman** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:48 pm

lynt wrote:I got 10, but only coz I spent more time trying to decypher the javascript

lyntos i'm pretty sure this gives you some serious bonus points!

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:47 pm

MENSA = My Ego Needs Some Attention

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:50 am

aspekt wrote:a mate of mine has all these mensa quiz books (for some reason). I was flciking through one of them once and it has the most random problems.
example 1.

a guy goes into a shop and asks for a can of peaches. the shop keeper turns around and grabs a tin off the shelf. he gives it to the customer who says "i asked for peaches, not dogfood". *insert more dialogue*. customer opens can which contains dogfood. how did the customer know it was dogfood? the answer was that he gained access the night before, steamed off the label from a tin of peaches and glued it onto the can of dogfood......

Sounds like a conundrum to me.

Like:

A man rides to town on Saturday, stays two nights, and then rides home on Wednesday. How does this happen? (and yes he definitely stays two nights!!)

It expects you to think outside the box. The answer to the above is that the guys horse is named Saturday.

Here's another one...

A man is found dead, hanging from the rafters of a room. There are only four things in the room: a hook hanging from the ceiling, a rope attached to the hook, a man hanging from the rope and water on the floor. The ceiling is 15 feet high, and the man's feet are 8 feet from the floor. How did the man hang himself?

Good luck - you can only ask questions that can be answered with yes or no

aspekt · Post by **aspekt** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:06 pm

The Mixtress wrote: A man is found dead, hanging from the rafters of a room. There are only four things in the room: a hook hanging from the ceiling, a rope attached to the hook, a man hanging from the rope and water on the floor. The ceiling is 15 feet high, and the man's feet are 8 feet from the floor. How did the man hang himself?

Good luck - you can only ask questions that can be answered with yes or no

he was standing on a block of ice.

lateral thinking is great fun, but the mensa ones were just totally absurd. Normally you are given enough information in the problem to come to a logical conclusion. it seems to me that if you are dodgy enough to sell shit icecream, you wouldn't care who you sold it to.

wasp · Post by **wasp** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:20 pm

please feel free to shoot people from mensa.....

that is all terrence... ha ha ha ha.... (:/ \)

wasp · Post by **wasp** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:22 pm

apophenian wrote:MENSA = My Ego Needs Some Attention

best post ever!!

spazz · Post by **spazz** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:39 pm

Got 29.

Cheers for the AN for the octopus one.

For some reason it doesnt take my bakers dozen one.

SO WTF is 23 p of c in the h b

I thought it was psalms of christ in the holy bible but no takers.

And the 15 m of the d m c??

Noice hugh

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:08 pm

spazz wrote:Got 29.

Cheers for the AN for the octopus one.

For some reason it doesnt take my bakers dozen one.

SO WTF is 23 p of c in the h b

I thought it was psalms of christ in the holy bible but no takers.

And the 15 m of the d m c??

Noice hugh

15 pairs of chromosomes in the human body

Dark Lord Piddle Bottom · Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:45 am

Mensa Test Part 2

http://intelligence-test.net/part2/

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:50 am

this is just as easy

Post by **lynt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:19 am

2) 1 O G E 4 Y

1 Original Gangster Equals 4 Yardies

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:21 am

heh.

or 1 olympic games every 4 years.

Post by **lynt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:23 am

I'm keeping it ghetto.

smarty.

Post by **lynt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:24 am

4. 2 M a P

Brother of the late 2Pac.

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:47 pm

hrm... i dont think ill do it *runs*