Maharishi Phucknuckel's words of wisdom

Maharishi Phucknuckel · Sat May 13, 2006 6:04 pm

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f**k off and leave me alone.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Sat May 13, 2006 9:57 pm

cool.

menace · Post by **menace** » Sat May 13, 2006 10:18 pm

Ha gold

Maharishi Phucknuckel · Sun May 14, 2006 7:49 am

Before you judge someone you must walk a mile in their shoes.... that way, when you do judge them you are a mile away and you have their shoes........

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Sun May 14, 2006 1:26 pm

Billy Connelly wrote:Before you judge someone you must walk a mile in their shoes.... that way, when you do judge them you are a mile away and you have their shoes........

get some new material dude!

paulblackout · Post by **paulblackout** » Sun May 14, 2006 1:39 pm

Hatsudai wrote: get some new material dude!

hah i got an email with both of these so far, about ohhhh 3 years ago?? maybe more

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:27 am

build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Maharishi Phucknuckel · Mon May 15, 2006 10:08 am

have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen them again?

It was probably worth it

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:16 am

I know this is old stuff, but to me this is quite possibly the greatest thread I've ever seen on this site. I laughed my arse off.

Mr Phucknuckel - May I join your sect?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:20 am

It has been said that you should never test the depth of the water with both feet. Rather, you are much better off using a friends cat, unless of course your friend has a morbid fear of feline immersion, in which case you should either get a new friend, your own cat, or perhaps just take a shower instead. Failing those maybe just wear a lot of deoderant and stand down wind. This has the added bonus of not having to be friends with cat people, although they do come in handy for those fisherman who cannot yet afford sonar.

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:02 pm

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:04 pm

he who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

thanks primary school for that one.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:21 pm

there are the things we know we know

there are also the things we know we dont know

but there also exist the things we dont know we dont know

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:24 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:there are the things we know we know

there are also the things we know we dont know

but there also exist the things we dont know we dont know

really?

I would say this
- what do you know?
- how do you know this?
- how do you know you know this?
- perhaps you actually DONT know this at all, and the thing you think you know is really just some other thing wearing a silly hat!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:31 pm

Special Hegg wrote:You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

Says who?

I bet I can prove this wrong

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:36 pm

mrj wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:there are the things we know we know
there are also the things we know we dont know
but there also exist the things we dont know we dont know
really?

I would say this
- what do you know?
- how do you know this?
- how do you know you know this?
- perhaps you actually DONT know this at all, and the thing you think you know is really just some other thing wearing a silly hat!

hmmmmm
it wasnt mine to begin with
and yes, i always knew it had holes
but its still a good sayin for those who think they know what they dont even know they dont know....

dont you think???

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:00 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
mrj wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:there are the things we know we know
there are also the things we know we dont know
but there also exist the things we dont know we dont know
really?

I would say this
- what do you know?
- how do you know this?
- how do you know you know this?
- perhaps you actually DONT know this at all, and the thing you think you know is really just some other thing wearing a silly hat!
hmmmmm
it wasnt mine to begin with
and yes, i always knew it had holes
but its still a good sayin for those who think they know what they dont even know they dont know....

dont you think???

hmmmmm I'm not sure. I mean......how would I know?

hehehe he he e hehehe he he <cough> he he <splutter> .......ahhhhhhh

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:29 pm

it is a beautiful spring day, you find yourself walking down a dusty country road. Ahead in the distance, lying in the middle of the road is a little baby sparrow. Both its wings are broken. You have..........
......
a hammer.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Mon May 15, 2006 11:51 pm

strategem wrote:it is a beautiful spring day, you find yourself walking down a dusty country road. Ahead in the distance, lying in the middle of the road is a little baby sparrow. Both its wings are broken. You have..........
......
a hammer.

Big ups DAAS

Maharishi Phucknuckel · Tue May 16, 2006 10:21 am

Little Evil wrote:Mr Phucknuckel - May I join your sect?

Of course you may my son.... You shall be known from here on in as Maharishi Pincushion.

And.....

Never forget that you are unique, just like everybody else.

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:02 pm

Hatsudai wrote:
strategem wrote:it is a beautiful spring day, you find yourself walking down a dusty country road. Ahead in the distance, lying in the middle of the road is a little baby sparrow. Both its wings are broken. You have..........
......
a hammer.
Big ups DAAS

i was hoping someone would know it. big up you for being a DAAS fan.

SoulWhiteMan · Post by **SoulWhiteMan** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:25 pm

man with hand in pocket is always on the ball

do i win a lame award?

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:17 am

strategem wrote:
Hatsudai wrote:
strategem wrote:it is a beautiful spring day, you find yourself walking down a dusty country road. Ahead in the distance, lying in the middle of the road is a little baby sparrow. Both its wings are broken. You have..........
......
a hammer.
Big ups DAAS
i was hoping someone would know it. big up you for being a DAAS fan.

Always wanted someone to mention DDAS on MB

Big Gig anyone?

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:28 am

Glynn Nicholas was awesome.

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:19 pm

I have DAAS dead and Alive, if anyone has live in new york, satan or the kapitaal series I will gladly make and trade copies. I do not condone copyright breaches but in the case of videos which are no longer available you have to make exceptions...

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:55 pm

strategem wrote:
Hatsudai wrote:
strategem wrote:it is a beautiful spring day, you find yourself walking down a dusty country road. Ahead in the distance, lying in the middle of the road is a little baby sparrow. Both its wings are broken. You have..........
......
a hammer.
Big ups DAAS
i was hoping someone would know it. big up you for being a DAAS fan.

go it too. Love the DAAS

You are an up and coming young men in a firm and have just received a big promotion, your girlfriend comes home and tells you she is pregnant which would ruin everything you have worked for....

......you have a coat hanger

jungle_tactics · Post by **jungle_tactics** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:06 pm

Special Hegg wrote:You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

I know a couple of people who might be able to prove this wrong

Post by **system** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:11 pm

Special Hegg wrote:Glynn Nicholas was awesome.

he was awesome on the Big Gig! funnily enough - a friend of mine is working on a project with him at the moment.

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:29 pm

strategem wrote:I have DAAS dead and Alive, if anyone has live in new york, satan or the kapitaal series I will gladly make and trade copies. I do not condone copyright breaches but in the case of videos which are no longer available you have to make exceptions...

i knew there was a reason i liked you, you're a DAAS fan

although i'm still slightly sore about those multiple detentions i got for singing I Fuck Dogs really loudly in the corridors in school. and while we're at it, if anyone has copies of Bargearse and The Olden Days from The Late Show, i will pay a lot of money to have them. especially Bargearse.

Post by **system** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:31 pm

you can buy "The Late Show" on DVD, dud0r.

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:42 pm

system wrote:you can buy "The Late Show" on DVD, dud0r.

with bargearse and the olden days on it? frealz? at the abc shop? what? what? whaaaaaaaaaat?

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:50 pm

Lizkins wrote:
strategem wrote:
Hatsudai wrote: Big ups DAAS
i was hoping someone would know it. big up you for being a DAAS fan.

go it too. Love the DAAS

You are an up and coming young men in a firm and have just received a big promotion, your girlfriend comes home and tells you she is pregnant which would ruin everything you have worked for....

......you have a coat hanger

You are an arctic explorer. For the past six months you've been travelling through the arctic waste. It has been a period of intense isolation and loneliness for you, devoid of contact with any other human being. On this particular day you're walking along a stretch of beach some eight kilometers in length. At the far end of that beach, basking itself on a broad, flat rock there's a beautiful, white, baby seal. As you approach you notice that its eyes are like two deep, brown pools. Its fur is as fresh and as clean and as white as the driven snow around it. It is an unsurpassed beauty and splendor between man, beast and nature.

You have ....an erection.

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:20 am

in your own time people!!

favorite line of all time though:
"i dont know what you are laughing about mate, you're one of the ugliest people here and you still havent pissed off. you look like the kind of guy that would get out of a bath to take a shit!"

Maharishi Phucknuckel · Thu May 18, 2006 10:34 am

If at first you don't succeed, you should avoid skydiving.

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 10:57 am

pay the respects to MP's guru!

Groucho Marx wrote:Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu May 18, 2006 11:02 am

system wrote:pay the respects to MP's guru!

Groucho Marx wrote:Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

totally

Groucho Marx wrote:From the moment I picked your book up, until the moment I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu May 18, 2006 11:03 am

that is a very impressive cookie duster he has...

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 11:14 am

he is a river to my people.

Groucho Mark wrote:Quote me as saying I was misquoted.

Maharishi Phucknuckel · Fri May 19, 2006 3:06 pm

Sex is like air,

It is only really important when you are not getting any.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:52 pm

Maharishi Phucknuckel wrote:Sex is like air,

It is only really important when you are not getting any.

*snickers*

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:54 pm

Lizkins wrote:
Maharishi Phucknuckel wrote:Sex is like air,

It is only really important when you are not getting any.

*snickers*

really satisfies