Fridge Or Freezer

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Fridge Or Freezer

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ok..
my typing in the nothing thread has made me decide to start a new thread.
it is a game I think i invented one night when I was extremely bored.
It is called fridge of freezer.
there are no correct answers. only silly answers.. so erm..
here is how you play.

Someone will say the name of some object (one that is not really a foodstuffs, and doesn't generally go in either fridge or freezer..) then the next person has to decide where it should go.. the fridge or the freezer, and give absurd reasons for thinking this..
and after they have give this reason, they have to say another object, whose fate will be decided next.. (this is quite important, or else they game wold be slow and not progress and all that..)

I hope you have got the idea..
so.. here is the first object..

A Tellytubby Toy
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I believe a Telly Tubby toy would almost certainly go in the freezer. This is to preserve it Telly Tubby goodness so that future generations of children may be extremley confused and possibly turned gay.
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fridge.. hopefully that way it can be kept cool while the writers of american sitcoms decide they can once again use that joke. although it probably won't be long. They could probably just take it out as soon as i put it in the fridge..
maybe they could even start a sitcom called "Honey, I taped over some important shit!" and that's all the show is.. just these morons taping the football over important shit. it would be terrible.. much like all the other tripe coming out of the arses of the american sitcom writers atm...

speaking of which..

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Freezer: as the sitcom's are usually full of shite, that come straight out of the arse of a sitcom writer, the safest place to keep them is frozen. That way they don't smell and if the poo is frozen maybe we will be spared from their inane 'comic' drivel.

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Post by Hatsudai »

Too easy, the freezer, if it's frozen its easier to smash!!!



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Freezer: Would make a great photo with ice dripping off the sides.

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Fridge: Vlad want get out and party party party party.

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Post by same o »

in the freeza, there aint no way he making ny bombs when he is frozen solid

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Post by Greedy Sheila »

Hmmm, no right answer without me looking like a sadist - so I'm going to answer this from the perspective of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

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World Cup - Freezer - Fuck Letting anyone else win other than the aussies for the next 4 years.

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Post by paranoid edge »

Fridge, cause I'd b eatn it b4 it had time to freeze...
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Fridge: cause getting them stinks as bad as my veggie case. (needs a clean).

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freezer: cause it snap freezes and kills any nasties trying to eat the clock, and grandfather clocks are cool.


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Post by unsoundbwoy »

freezer so dem a still fresh when they're back in fashion.
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Post by ghetto kitty »

whitney should be kept in the freezer to prevent further disintegration of both nostrils and botched plastic surgery.

also, frozen vocal chords cannot sing 'iieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieiei will alwasy love you"

and for that, we will all be grateful.

now> how about really bad demo cds?
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Post by CoB »

fridge.
because that way if you accidentally spill some foodstuffs in the fridge and it has all those random juices that seem to fly aroudn in the fridge it can destroy the cd even more. and make it look like some kind of pretty art.. *shrugs*

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fridge> you want it to go mouldy so you have an excuse to throw it out, rather than holding onto it as a reminder of when you tried to be cool once, and failed.

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hrm..
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Tiny birds could go in the freezer so you can test them on aeroplane windows to test for strength.

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Freezer: Tourism to the Artic region is through the roof. Stuff it in the ice box and send it sky high to earn big $$$ soon. Nice.

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