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munt beard
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by munt beard » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:47 am
chin-stoker
one who absent mindely rubs chemical particals around their chin whislt atempting to lookon thoughtfully as a dj drops tunes of significance.
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by flippo » Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:10 pm
"Suffixication" the act of making new words by just whacking a suffix on the end...
kind of ironic isnt it...
ShiKung
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by ShiKung » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:19 am
Introdeducing
Where you Deduce who the person is and introduce yourself.
"You must be Bob, my name is Joe"
elysium
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by elysium » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:16 pm
Recalcipants
Jeans that are really, really hard to fit into.
Epantscipation
Getting out of Recalcipants
I'm in a loop, I am the loop...
Ag3nT[]0raNg3
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:35 pm
Carpal Thumal Syndrome
1. (n.) A condition of the thumbs that is brought on by the excessive use of a Blackberry or other similar device.
fucken blackberries.
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by flippo » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:37 pm
HAHAHAH Hughs got a blackberry!!! I bet your read an article about it in one of those 'lifestyle' pull outs in the herald sun and JUST HAD TO HAVE ONE!!
Ag3nT[]0raNg3
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:51 pm
haha. no i have been quite vocal about not getting one. i only have to support the things. why the hell would i want to have my work emails with me 24/7!
osteopornosis
(n.) A degenerate disease.
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by elysium » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:54 pm
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
osteopornosis
(n.) A degenerate disease.
Adidarse / Addedarse
The ample track pants you turn to when you have become
epantscipated after been stymied by
recalcipants
I'm in a loop, I am the loop...
Ag3nT[]0raNg3
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:43 pm
onosecond
(n.) The period of time one spends between pressing the "send" button and then realizing that they really shouldn't have sent that e-mail message.
great_magnet
crazy diamond
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by great_magnet » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:37 pm
Dialog
When you find yourself inadvertantly talking to a tree. Known to happen at Earthcore and lesser bush doofs.
Monolog
When the tree refuses to reply.
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
mrj
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by mrj » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:26 pm
Crackberry
Alternate name for a blackberry, owing to their addictive nature.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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by elysium » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:29 pm
Craichouse
Found in Irish Ghettos
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great_magnet
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by great_magnet » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:37 pm
Gymeoin
A little known Irish personal trainer who immigrated to Australia to increase his client base.
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
elysium
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by elysium » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:56 am
Phallusy
This is 12 inches:
|___________________________________________________________|
I'm in a loop, I am the loop...
system
let the hustlers play
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by system » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:42 pm
mrj wrote: Crackberry
Alternate name for a blackberry, owing to their addictive nature.
Crackedberry
Common term for a Blackberry™, after it's user has thrown it at a wall/run it over/attacked it with various weapons.
DRS wrote: It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
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by mrj » Thu May 04, 2006 2:31 pm
Hobo'h!
A selecta wit awt a residancy!
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
system
let the hustlers play
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by system » Thu May 04, 2006 3:09 pm
Da Vinchizzle
Somewhat pitiful contemporary of the more famous Leonardo. Currently trying to finish a 'Dan Brown meets the Dogg Pound' album to cash in on the Da Vinci Code film.
DRS wrote: It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
speakerwrath
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by speakerwrath » Thu May 04, 2006 3:14 pm
turlet..... like toilet, but not
i prefer it
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by deviant » Thu May 04, 2006 3:50 pm
Stupidhaviour
I think this one speaks for itself
I've got menace to thank for that one
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by menace » Thu May 04, 2006 3:51 pm
deviant wrote: Stupidhaviour
I think this one speaks for itself
I've got menace to thank for that one
great_magnet
crazy diamond
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by great_magnet » Wed May 10, 2006 2:20 pm
Indivisual
When you're the only person on acid at a club.
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
mrj
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by mrj » Wed May 10, 2006 2:25 pm
Indievigil
A person who constantly waits in hope for the announcement of tour dates for some obscure indie group for which they seem to be the only dedicated fan on the face of this planet
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
Lephrenic
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by Lephrenic » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:22 am
From Roger's Profanisaurus:
apple catchers n.
Generously proportioned knickers for the fuller figure.
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by Sustain » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:33 am
overheard at black cat...
... "it's not like she slept around... she just dressed like a slut"
Lephrenic
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by Lephrenic » Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:27 pm
Procrasturbation
Pretty self-explanatory really.
mrj
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by mrj » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:01 pm
Ninjavitis
a crippling disease whereby the sufferer becomes obsessed with ninjas.
>> credit must go to C.I.A for coming up with this one!
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by deviant » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:12 pm
Special Hegg wrote: Procrasturbation
Pretty self-explanatory really.
bwahahahahaha!!!!!
gold, platimum even!
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by calstro » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:15 pm
Anniguing
When something is annoyingly intriguing.... ie. LOST.
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by deviant » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:25 pm
Heggswart
this is a wart that looks like Heggsy
Mellogs
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by Mellogs » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:16 am
Aggabarunchypop
Stop giving me work German!
...and basically that's the situation
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by deviant » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:27 pm
Mellogical
this is an oxymoron
mecka
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by mecka » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:18 pm
Umbrella?
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by deviant » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:23 pm
mecka wrote: Umbrella?
I think that one's been done before
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by elysium » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:34 pm
Reciprogate
Going to see Hernan Catteneo with a friend that you have dragged to a number of DNB gigs.
I'm in a loop, I am the loop...
Mellogs
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by Mellogs » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:05 am
...and basically that's the situation
mrj
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by mrj » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:26 pm
Pairadocs
Shoes that are so ridiculous so as to preclude their use.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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by mrj » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:27 pm
Blondtourage
The crew or 3 or 4 blondes that huddle in a group folloingw two steps behind the prettiest most popular blonde. See also Ricotta Jocks
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by elysium » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:35 pm
Glamorose a condition often experienced by members of the Blondtourage and often encountered in pretentious bars
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Lephrenic
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by Lephrenic » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:58 pm
moticated
Having gained motivation from chemical sources.
elysium
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by elysium » Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:34 pm
psycomppath
insufferable work colleague who is pathologically competitive
I'm in a loop, I am the loop...
elysium
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by elysium » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:56 am
Botutopia
The contents of my fridge after a power outage on a near 40 degree day
I'm in a loop, I am the loop...
C.I.A.
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by C.I.A. » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:02 am
elysium wrote: Botutopia
The contents of my fridge after a power outage on a near 40 degree day
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
mrj
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by mrj » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:09 am
Craptop
Portable notebook computer that has 256 MB ROM or lower and next to no sound card.
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by Little Evil » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:43 am
Lay Ja Vu
The feeling you get when your on a tram, or something similar, and you see a person you faintly recognise, but can't quite place.
Then you realize you fucked them 5 years ago.
Nedophile
Someone who is obsessed with, or only fucks people who look like Ned Kelly.
Dogasm
The noise a dog makes when it has an orgasm
spiral
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by spiral » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:47 am
Lolacaust
When you laugh so much an entire nation dies
ulyssian
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by ulyssian » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:23 am
Toolshed:
(natural progression from : Spanner, Tool, Toolbox, Toolshed)
................................... (dick) (dickhead)(f*cking dickhead) (f*cking f*ckhead)
description of a person who goes the nine yards in being a total dickhead and further!
mrj
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by mrj » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:28 am
Wiitisicm
A word where the letters re was been replaced with Wii to make a humorous play on words in relation to a situation involving the nintendo Wii.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
mrj
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by mrj » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:35 am
Niggawatt - the standard unit of measurement for confusion or improbability.
For example - in the event of something confusing, say someone talking backwards whilst juggling flaming chainsaws, if one person who witnessed it by says "Nigga what?" that would be equivalent to a measure of 1 Niggawatt. If 50 people all said "Nigga what?" at the same thing that would be 50 Niggawatts. Etc ad infinitum
The scale is logarithmic such that increases in the level of confusion or improbability of events results in a exponential increase in the Niggawatt reading.
Modern science is as yet to invent a device for measuring Niggawatts, however now that a standard unit of measurement has been established it is only a matter of time.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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by elysium » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:33 pm
Oh and I have an example of a
Wiitisicm for the definition!:
My friend, who likes use a projecter and play Wii on the nice big white wall of his current rental accommodation is now looking to buy a house of his own. Whilst at an "open for inspection" for a potential residence which was looking pretty good, he had a sudden realisation which caused him to shouted loudly in diappointment to his girlfriend who was in the other room:
"HEY, THIS PLACE HAS NO WII WALL!!",
eliciting quizzical and vaguely disgusted looks from the and other people inspecting the house, who rather quickly moved to the next room.
I'm in a loop, I am the loop...
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by Little Evil » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:04 pm
Spudarted - A retarded spud.
After a hard night out mixin and on the pingaz, get home, can't move, cant think, just lay there like a mentally challenged spud.
Spudarted.
(I am spudarted right now)