TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:46 pm

NEVER!

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:58 pm

farts actually get funnier as time progresses.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:12 am

good morning TTAN! Loving working in my "loft" style office. So not ya average day to day feeling in here.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:42 am

hi tooters and burpers and loft workers.

hump day can bite me.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:26 am

fikuss wrote:
Fents wrote:
fikuss wrote:ready to smash the boards for the northside shonk massive tonight!!!!

bring it
no boards in netball you nancy.
there will be when I'm done with the court.

:destructo:

:unfit:

haha you did well mister! BU for playing and BU us for winning yet again

smashing it, altho we have ahd years of experience

good morning. needs coffee!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:28 pm

deviant wrote:will farts ever cease to be funny? I hope not

I concur, NEVER!!!

seriously, fart jokes are the fricken best!!!

afternoon motely lot

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:28 pm

crazy dreams all night last night.

I dreamt that we went to a Martin Solvieg gig at an old abandoned hotel that was in the middle of the city, sort of had a real gothic style. Anyway Martin was there but he wasn't playing any tunes. Instead everyone was humming them. 1000's of people humming techno. Then we left and we ran into some friends and on the way home we decided to do some busking with the instruments that we were miracluously carrying, so we occupied one of those bank alcoves where they keep the ATM's and busked, with Cia on Harmonica, Me on Saxaphone, a mate Sam on Double Bass and his wife Anna playing the tambourine. I couldn't play properly though because the reed was stuffed on the saxaphone, and then the saxaphone suddenly became a gigantic saxaphone and started moving around like a snake and started chasing us and other people and was trying to bite us.

Then I had another dream where I was an astronaut and was sent into space. The other astronauts were Lynt and some guy I met once at a party but can't remember his name. LOL. Anyways we weren't in a space shuttle but in a giant weatherboard house hurtling through space. Still had space suits on though. So I did a couple of space walks and later on friends "dropped by" to say hello, although how I'm not sure. Then we had to land the spaceship/house/whatever back on earth and we ended up landing it by skidding it along the top of some houses in a quiet little beach community, which we all just happened to live in (convenient huh). Then I went home to my beach house, got changed, and spent the rest of the day walking about town complaining that I was so over tired from the trip that I couldn't sleep. Then some people came over and used my Spa without my permission and I rang my mum to see if they were friends of hers.

So yeh, lots of dream activity last night.

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:02 pm

Dude. That wasn't a dream!

Oh and I think I left my pants next to the spa.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:10 pm

Waynos.

Have to organise a shitload of international travel in next few days for work... am scared. Qantas looking hella dodge atm.

I want to die in a back-country avalanche, not a poxy planecrash

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:54 pm

I have trippy dreams too Josh.

The other night i dreamt I was injecting H over and over.

I know.. sounds dirty and wrongtown... but it felt so good.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:59 pm

i dreamt that i found a little mangy kitten with pens stuck through his head, sores and wrappings on his tiny ears, i unwrapped them and he turned into a skanky english guy who said ' i fancy you' and tried to kiss me and then got shitty when i pushed him away.

freud? jung?

hahahhaha

Post by **Friday** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:19 pm

weird: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ed-UK.html

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:13 pm

crazy chinese flanny wearing bogans at work today... complete with paracute silk covered wife.... :shudder:

menace · Post by **menace** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:06 pm

Friday wrote:weird: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ed-UK.html

lol ..thats cool

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:13 pm

that pic doesn't even look real

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:23 am

Morning Beaters - Keen for the weekend, having not worked regular hours for several months and now having done 12 days straight I am ready to let my doodles swing in the wind and break bread with mates!!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:26 am

morning you bogansied parachute flannies

lol doodles. you have two? forget the twelve hour days D I'm sure with a talent like that theres a job for you somewhere in the California film industry

came up with a great name for a cat or dog yesterday - Pingers. Pingers the Cat!!!! Double dare someone to name their pet Pingers. plsthnx.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:31 am

"Back now, here, with the ever exciting and always entertaining..."
<que theme music> Dboy the 2 Doodled Man! <music fades to background>
<enter stage left afro soul singers 1 and 2> Dboy, the 2 doodled man, baddda dum dum
Dboy, the 2, yes he has 2, Dboy the 2 doodled Man
<enter stage right afro soul singer 2 and deep voiced midget man (with only one doodle)>
So many doodles, he has, doodles more than one
<all together now>
HE'S DBOY THE TWO DOODLED MAN!
<enter stage left and right chinese 15 year old chinese gymnists who we picked up cheap after being dumped from the chinese olympic squad for being a legal age for competition>
<enter via tight rope Pingers the Cat>
DBOY THE TWO DOODLED MAN <and in soft voice> and Pingers the tightrope walking cat!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:57 am

can pingers have a cape on?

morning dboy and mrj!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:20 am

DBoy wrote:"Back now, here, with the ever exciting and always entertaining..."
<que theme music> Dboy the 2 Doodled Man! <music fades to background>
<enter stage left afro soul singers 1 and 2> Dboy, the 2 doodled man, baddda dum dum
Dboy, the 2, yes he has 2, Dboy the 2 doodled Man
<enter stage right afro soul singer 2 and deep voiced midget man (with only one doodle)>
So many doodles, he has, doodles more than one
<all together now>
HE'S DBOY THE TWO DOODLED MAN!
<enter stage left and right chinese 15 year old chinese gymnists who we picked up cheap after being dumped from the chinese olympic squad for being a legal age for competition>
<enter via tight rope Pingers the Cat>
DBOY THE TWO DOODLED MAN <and in soft voice> and Pingers the tightrope walking cat!

the greatest show on earth.

would be pretty good. altho we might have to make double boweled toliets, its hard enough hitting the target with one weapon, let alone two.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:21 am

fucken lol Dboy

ghetto kitty wrote:can pingers have a cape on?

edit: oh, cape... whatevs

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:35 am

i'm entering stage somewhere to see a double barreled doodle!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:46 am

what the fuck is with comb-overs??.... seriously

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:09 pm

deviant wrote:what the fuck is with comb-overs??.... seriously

haha I dont know but I thought they went out with flares.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:54 pm

lol sensation tram- board wearing all white on wednesdays and you'll score a free ticket

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:57 pm

fucken sweet! I might just do that.... although it's ghey ghey ghey ghey.... I kind of have a curiousity about a rave at telstra dome with 50,000 people.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:12 pm

yeh but have you seen the TV ads, looks like an outake from queer as folk.

you'll love it dan.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:23 pm

at Sensation at all.

Checked out the website the other night, couldnt help myself.

Put your hands up for detroit. Thats all.

Post by **system** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:43 pm

mrj wrote:we might have to make double boweled toliets, its hard enough hitting the target with one weapon, let alone two.

hard to miss when the bowels are being evacuated tbh.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:46 pm

lol mrj those dreams are hilarious

Afternoon motley lot

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:17 pm

my neighbour's defo going to sensation. he loves the trance

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:26 pm

Eric Morillo is playing and i think that was the only name i recognised.

if you like big massive things, and standard music, it would be awesome. I prefer not to feel like im on a cattle ranch tho

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:38 pm

afternoon all

same o · Post by **same o** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:43 pm

how does it have 2

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:51 pm

just lucky I guess

same o · Post by **same o** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:11 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:just lucky I guess

maybe it is an uder..

maybe u can milk it.

maybe i am just milking this.

got milk.

i am so tired.

coffee has milk.

i am drinking coffee now.

true story

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:18 pm

Afternoon Mellogs. Itis is rampant today, rampant!

Is it the weekend yet?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:44 pm

its towards the end of the week. sorta. kinda. mebbe.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:09 pm

mebbe mebbe couldbe couldbe....

I miss Acropolis now.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:30 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAla1Aa6pR0

I lol'd a lot. Especially when she sinks to the floor at the end

Tried to find the Aussie version but no luck

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:34 am

'sup gongolopes?!

mad spring day

early knock off and rooftop ftw

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:45 am

oh really. Ill be sipping in the city after work for sure.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:34 am

where abouts D-Boy?

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:36 am

rooftop ftw this arvo. too good.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:40 am

not confirmed as yet mate, ill text ya. Hooking up with Spark and co, been a while.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:40 am

Post by **Friday** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:51 am

I also like drinks.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:21 pm

you should bloody well come along Friday!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:25 pm

hai guys.

poo to being inside.

yay to turning up at midday.

Post by **lynt** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:30 pm

My life for rooftop apartment.