Our friend Scholtzy

Cubist · Post by **Cubist** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:34 am

This is a thread for all those who feel Scholtzy has been given a hard time with his unfortunate happy snap. Please post below and make Scholtzy feel loved because he's only a young boy and all the funny remarks people have been making about him could be hurting his feelings and we don't want that...

So chin up Scholtzy it's alright. It's a new day tomorrow and we all know you'll be feeling better soon.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:38 am

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:58 am

andycole23_steve wrote:

Twocan Sam

Cereal

Just to clarify... I don't know the man at all. This is NOT a suggestion of his behaviour or moral judgement it's purely in reference to the tucan sam pic

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:06 am

i can't even see what's going on the that picture, s'too dark for me and my dodgy resolutions. dunna worry ye head about it sholtzy once i was real blotto and vomited all over the balcony at the prince in front of a million and one shiny people/hip-hoppers, and i'm still kickin it like a motherfucker.

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:26 am

andycole23_steve wrote:18 cruisers in 2hrs, never again. alcopop crap. *shudder*

EBIL. pure EBIL.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:01 am

Awww scholtzy as much as I hate to say it u ain't gettin much sympathy from me. Everybody has had their bad nights / days the only difference between u and them is the fact that u got happy snaps to prove it.

As a matter of fact, I have a terrible story of my own. My folks were out of town for the weekend and I was getting trashed with some mates at a birthday partay down the road the night before they got back. I came home fucking wasted stumbled thru the front door and collapsed on the floor just inside.

Now keep in mind that the front door was closed the whole time.

Anyways lay there for god knows how long before dragging myself into my bedroom and throwing up all over the floor. Fell asleep in a puddle of my own vomit.

Woke up two hours later with this horrible smelling cold puke stuck to my clothes and the carpet in my room. Being still drunk at this point in time, I decided it would be a good idea to vacuum up the spill.

Vacuum + carpet + vomit does not equal a good idea.

Needless to say, halfway thru cleaning up my folks came home.

My vacuum cleaner hasn't smelt the same since.

We no longer have carpets anywhere in the house

The front door is made from much more solid timber now. And has better quality hinges.

And now I do not drink at all.

on tour · Post by **on tour** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:28 am

Stories for the grandkids...
Accumulate as many as you can i say..

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:31 am

mecka thats ghold

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:10 am

Couple of Years ago (feels like longer) I invited a very young ******(XXXXXX) and ****** (YYYYYYYYYY) over to my house to play on pulse.

Now ******* was a bit shy and YYYYYY seemed like the outspoken one. So as you do at KB HQ you grab a beer and spliff and get things rolling...

I gave it a nudge and kicked things into 4th gear. About 6-8 beers down plus countless spliffs we wernt long off finishing the show.

Now Mr YYYY is looking a bit "Pale" by now and says NO to the next spliff. So the show finshes and i drive them back to train station, whilst driving i hear weird noise's but think nothing of it. Drop the Mr ***** and YYYYYY off at train station and drive home.

I wake up the next morning and jump in my car for work. Only to see one whole rear quarter panel on my car covered....in SPEW.

Seems Mr YYYYYY 's eyes was bigger than his beer tummy..................

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

U know who u are!!!!

Make u feel better scholtzy?

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:56 am

ok now the stories are rollin out.....

I believe i have taken the first prize in spews !

9:30am after a big nite out, SPEWED ON THE FLINDERS STREET STEPS
(under the clocks )

now this was on a friday morning..... business men & women everywhere ! oh the shame!

highlight of my life tho...

happens to the best of us matey ! drink on !

Scholtzy · Post by **Scholtzy** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:26 pm

Hahahahahaha...feel the love!

Mecka that Peteybear thing is brilliant!

It seems I have become famous on mb...for the wrong reason it seems, but any publicity is good publicity right??

(even if I had to go to the doctors the next morning because I had an earplug wedged in my ear from pushing it in too far whilst intoxicated)

On that note:

Come to Overproof on the 6th to see Scholtzy spin dnb on his first big gig, from the guy who brought you "drunk cunt outside club", his talents preceed him

same o · Post by **same o** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:47 pm

ollie thats brilliant omg hahhaha
ny ways trying to think of a story there a two many...
aiight here is the first one
at scholtzys birthday party at blazin i managed to drink 100 dollars worth of jager shots... i spewed and came back out fine... and then hugh was like wtf is that in ur hair... he went to get what ever was in my hair and pull it out... it was a huge clump of spew..
story 2..
first time i ever had a pill was at laundry..
i stopped feeling high so my freind gave me another one, next thing i know i am at the back of the top part, i stand up and spew all over the steps.. lucky for me no one noticed, and i got to stay till the end..
ny ways there my malfunctions.. that i can remember

jungle_tactics · Post by **jungle_tactics** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:22 pm

Fents wrote:Couple of Years ago (feels like longer) I invited a very young ******(XXXXXX) and ****** (YYYYYYYYYY) over to my house to play on pulse.

Now ******* was a bit shy and YYYYYY seemed like the outspoken one. So as you do at KB HQ you grab a beer and spliff and get things rolling...

I gave it a nudge and kicked things into 4th gear. About 6-8 beers down plus countless spliffs we wernt long off finishing the show.

Now Mr YYYY is looking a bit "Pale" by now and says NO to the next spliff. So the show finshes and i drive them back to train station, whilst driving i hear weird noise's but think nothing of it. Drop the Mr ***** and YYYYYY off at train station and drive home.

I wake up the next morning and jump in my car for work. Only to see one whole rear quarter panel on my car covered....in SPEW.

Seems Mr YYYYYY 's eyes was bigger than his beer tummy..................

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

U know who u are!!!!

Make u feel better scholtzy?

HAHAHAHA anecdotes rock!

jungle_tactics · Post by **jungle_tactics** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:49 pm

Fents wrote:Couple of Years ago (feels like longer) I invited a very young ******(XXXXXX) and ****** (YYYYYYYYYY) over to my house to play on pulse.

Now ******* was a bit shy and YYYYYY seemed like the outspoken one. So as you do at KB HQ you grab a beer and spliff and get things rolling...

I gave it a nudge and kicked things into 4th gear. About 6-8 beers down plus countless spliffs we wernt long off finishing the show.

Now Mr YYYY is looking a bit "Pale" by now and says NO to the next spliff. So the show finshes and i drive them back to train station, whilst driving i hear weird noise's but think nothing of it. Drop the Mr ***** and YYYYYY off at train station and drive home.

I wake up the next morning and jump in my car for work. Only to see one whole rear quarter panel on my car covered....in SPEW.

Seems Mr YYYYYY 's eyes was bigger than his beer tummy..................

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

U know who u are!!!!

Make u feel better scholtzy?

The Thrilling conclusion that no one knows about..... except for Mr. XXXXX

...after having been dropped at the train station, Mr YYYYYY was still worse
for ware. After cracking the scholtzy position until the train came to
pair home, Mr YYYYY proceeded to chunz out the side of the doors when
they stopped at each station, Mr XXXXX having to several time pull Mr
YYYYYY's head from between the doors as they were closing.

Finally ariving at Flinders street station, the two waited to be picked up by
Mr XXXXX's mother whom was a teacher at the pairs school (the junior
school, but none the less she had taught us in previous years).

After being picked up, having been sitting in the cold gutter striking the
scholtzy pose for about 10 minutes, Mr YYYYYY felt the urge again.

Herein lay the dilemma, as Mr YYYYYY did not want to tell Mr XXXXX's
mother to pull over as he needed to vomit, so he did the only thing he
could do.... through up in his carry bag... quietly

Mr YYYYYY left the soiled bag at a tram station in the morning after
realising that said bag had been soiled. Mr XXXXX later informed him that
when he returned to the same tram stop, the bag was gone..... *gross*

So goes to show, your efforts were pale in comparison compared to some Scholtzy

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:01 pm

What Scholtzy did is not so bad. I've done much worse.

A mate of mine once shat all over my bathroom, and then attempted to clean it up, which was not the best idea considering his state. He got shit on every surface of the room, and on EVERY article of his clothing (including his hat!?!).

I was in 'Nam, and I can say with all certainty that this was a million times worse.

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:16 pm

i attended my friends' brothers' girlfriends' brothers 21st back in the day. i drank pretty heavily throughout the night, the last thing i remember was doing vodka shots with some girl through the speeches.
i was supposed to be crashing at the party or his, so it surprised me to wake up in my own bed. unsure as to what had happened i called my friend who very angrily told me -
my friend was driving his bros car home from the party (in armadale for perth heads) to leeming. i had given several assurances that even in my incredibly drunken state i wasnt going to spew in the car.
5 minutes down the road i spewed in the car.
my friend being drunk and very pissed off, stopped and hauled me out of the car, and then drove off. leaving me passed out on the side of the road in armadale. luckily his gf eventually calmed him down and he turned around and drove back and picked me back up. apparently i hadnt moved an inch.
i was dropped off at my parents house, where one of my mums friends had to help clean me up and stumble into bed. she said i was so drunk that i was trying to apologise and explain whatd happened but it was all one vomit-stained slur.

and there have also been times ive woken up in hospital connected to a drip. but i cant even begin to remember those times.

and there was the time my bro passed out on the way home from a party and threw up whilst lying face up. lucky a girl he knew walked past real soon after and turned him onto his side n that.

limits? what limits?

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:17 pm

Hardy wrote:What Scholtzy did is not so bad. I've done much worse.

A mate of mine once shat all over my bathroom, and then attempted to clean it up, which was not the best idea considering his state. He got shit on every surface of the room, and on EVERY article of his clothing (including his hat!?!).

I was in 'Nam, and I can say with all certainty that this was a million times worse.

You quick ??????? That storys too close for home for my liking...ripoff

Besssssssssssssssssssssssssss

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:18 pm

Fents wrote:
Hardy wrote:What Scholtzy did is not so bad. I've done much worse.

A mate of mine once shat all over my bathroom, and then attempted to clean it up, which was not the best idea considering his state. He got shit on every surface of the room, and on EVERY article of his clothing (including his hat!?!).

I was in 'Nam, and I can say with all certainty that this was a million times worse.
You quick ??????? That storys too close for home for my liking...ripoff

Besssssssssssssssssssssssssss

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

eh?

*edit*

I think I know what you're talking about, and it's not that. This happened years ago, in another life.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:20 pm

Hardy wrote:
Fents wrote:
Hardy wrote:What Scholtzy did is not so bad. I've done much worse.

A mate of mine once shat all over my bathroom, and then attempted to clean it up, which was not the best idea considering his state. He got shit on every surface of the room, and on EVERY article of his clothing (including his hat!?!).

I was in 'Nam, and I can say with all certainty that this was a million times worse.
You quick ??????? That storys too close for home for my liking...ripoff

Besssssssssssssssssssssssssss

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
eh?

Just ask Quick when he gets home mate i cant bring myself to post it on here..

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:27 pm

Hardy wrote:
Fents wrote:
Hardy wrote:What Scholtzy did is not so bad. I've done much worse.

A mate of mine once shat all over my bathroom, and then attempted to clean it up, which was not the best idea considering his state. He got shit on every surface of the room, and on EVERY article of his clothing (including his hat!?!).

I was in 'Nam, and I can say with all certainty that this was a million times worse.
You quick ??????? That storys too close for home for my liking...ripoff

Besssssssssssssssssssssssssss

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
eh?

*edit*

I think I know what you're talking about, and it's not that. This happened years ago, in another life.

EDIT......... actually might step on some toes there....!! heh

Dump storys are bad. My mate pooed his pants and then whiped his ass with a fishermens friend packet, its funny because its the only story I know involving a fishermens freind packet.

Another mate boffed in a chicks mouth. Another bloke I know had a chick boff on his cock.

I wouldnt worry sholtz I did exactly the same thing at Hifi bar, I have no idea how i got back to frankston that night

. You are not the only one that has 'done a scholtzy'

Cubist · Post by **Cubist** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:25 pm

MB's now has a new term. "Done a Scholtzy" GOLD.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:55 pm

Cubist wrote:MB's now has a new term. "Done a Scholtzy" GOLD.

dude... so does the rest of the internet

http://www.urbandictionary.com/insert_v ... 71d9c82a22

ok last time... promise !

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:08 pm

lol "the rest of the internet"

Cunt: excuse me Sir, are you an internet?

phoon: why yes, I am one of the many internets.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:15 pm

flippo wrote:lol "the rest of the internet"

Cunt: excuse me Sir, are you an internet?

phoon: why yes, I am one of the many internets.

own3d!

lol

same o · Post by **same o** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:17 am

did ny one else know this
scholtzy had to go to the doctors the next morning because he had an earplug wedged in his ear from pushing it in too far whilst intoxicated)

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:36 am

hahha

i was standing next to him and he was trying to put them in his ears for at least 20 minutes.

same o · Post by **same o** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:38 am

yeah i know.. it is fucken funny shit

jungle_tactics · Post by **jungle_tactics** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:10 pm

sAm0 wrote:did ny one else know this
scholtzy had to go to the doctors the next morning because he had an earplug wedged in his ear from pushing it in too far whilst intoxicated)

OMFG!shiftONE!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAA! fucking funny man. That made my day, lol.

satori · Post by **satori** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:20 pm

Glad it wasn't me!

Zero Hour · Post by **Zero Hour** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:46 pm

Scholtzy......I'm to blame here, I went snap happy with the new digital camera

.....but all the crew outside consoling you insisted that the photo be posted! All I can say is......I wish u had been sitting a little further up the street so I could get Goldfingers in the background

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:50 pm

Zero Hour wrote:Scholtzy......I'm to blame here, I went snap happy with the new digital camera .....but all the crew outside consoling you insisted that the photo be posted! All I can say is......I wish u had been sitting a little further up the street so I could get Goldfingers in the background

Hahahaha! That would've been perfect!
Scholtzy, I propose a drunken trip to Goldfingers this weekend to get such a snap. Of course I'll have to go... erm... to take the pics... but for no other reason at all

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:59 pm

Hardy wrote:Hahahaha! That would've been perfect!
Scholtzy, I propose a drunken trip to Goldfingers this weekend to get such a snap. Of course I'll have to go... erm... to take the pics... but for no other reason at all

Spearmint Rhino or STFU.

Zero Hour · Post by **Zero Hour** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:59 pm

Hardy wrote:
Zero Hour wrote:Scholtzy......I'm to blame here, I went snap happy with the new digital camera .....but all the crew outside consoling you insisted that the photo be posted! All I can say is......I wish u had been sitting a little further up the street so I could get Goldfingers in the background
Hahahaha! That would've been perfect!
Scholtzy, I propose a drunken trip to Goldfingers this weekend to get such a snap. Of course I'll have to go... erm... to take the pics... but for no other reason at all

....yeah we'll get a digital camera in that place no prob......Scholtzy - up for a lap dance???

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:36 pm

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:13 pm

pics or gtfo

i think my best effort was when i was in year 11, after half a bottle each of vodka and midori (?!), i passed out on a mate's couch, stumbled out the next day, yakked yellow all over the footpath, leaving a long trail of chunder from his house to the station, got on a train, felt the urge at east malvern so jumped up and got off the train, then yakked black/green shit all over the tracks just behind the now-departed train for about 5 minutes, was in tears because it hurt so fucking much, looked up and saw little aths going on at the park just on the other side of the tracks.

also talking to the people i'm staying with in nyc today was great: 'hey, sorry if i woke you guys up coming in last night' 'no, not at all, i didn't hear a thing ... you did leave your keys in the door tho'.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:10 pm

Old gold.

Melbourne Beats

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