TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:28 pm

no you're right, you probably weren't on there in the first place

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:28 pm

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:54 pm

I have to be careful what I say here... Liz Hurley is ok, as she's obviously unobtainable.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:00 pm

huge wrote:would be excellent you should go.

while graham the masked lapwing is wherever he goes at this time of the year, we have barbara the lady mudlark. she is also utterly bonkers. runs around with her mouth open and sits on the grass in a kind of squatting position with her wings out for tens of minutes at a time.

mudlarks

Barbara is either sunning herself to get rid of parasites or is cooling herself off. Hard to tell from here...

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:12 pm

Also, Warnie is a feculent hair-plugged fuckwit and Hurley's contribution to society was side-tits hanging out of a dress held together with safety pins. Make a good couple.

Post by **huge** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:15 pm

C.I.A. wrote:
huge wrote:would be excellent you should go.

while graham the masked lapwing is wherever he goes at this time of the year, we have barbara the lady mudlark. she is also utterly bonkers. runs around with her mouth open and sits on the grass in a kind of squatting position with her wings out for tens of minutes at a time.

mudlarks
Barbara is either sunning herself to get rid of parasites or is cooling herself off. Hard to tell from here...

she does run around a bit so cooling off would make sense.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:36 pm

do do do bored again. just want outta here to get to printers again tonight. i seem to live there of late...sheesh

might go for my customary run around ttan

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:07 pm

wish it was summer sideboob time tbh
hoes wearing to much coat IMO

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:19 pm

lol nic, will change soon hopefully

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:27 pm

i missed friday again

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:40 pm

sundays are difficult!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:41 pm

www.bettercallsaul.com

is funny... but here's an aussie "dude". I think this is real lol

http://www.courtdude.com

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:53 pm

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:47 pm

dear Universe,
i think i need to win some money. just a couple of grand really. nothing exorbitant.
i'll do really good things like helping poor kinds in india with it or something. promise!
kind regards,
witty

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:21 pm

so ricky nixon is in a world of shit hey...what on earth was he thinking other than epic rack!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:24 pm

totes admitting guilt by leaving the country too. what a douche.

i'm so sick of hearing about all this sporty sleaze tbh.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:55 pm

Looks like he's in a bit of trouble.

He may as well stay in Ireland.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:21 pm

At least he's got his looks

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:52 pm

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:09 am

i dont know who that is o.O

spiral · Post by **spiral** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:55 am

tatt fails
http://www.tittsworth.com/2011/02/tattoosday-22211/

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:24 pm

i like them!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:26 pm

haha shockers some of them

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:27 pm

the first one is totes texta.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:29 pm

i have Katy Perry stuck in my head, i don't even remember hearing one of her songs lately.

oh dear god, she is infiltrating people's minds...or i just heard one of her songs and had forgetten

i'm also bored at work and playing spider solitaire. best score so far - 99. beat that! haha!

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:39 pm

i was playing with a spider at work...
i should been working cos now im behind

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:42 am

thats exactly why i dont like spiders

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:39 am

Lizkins wrote:i have Katy Perry stuck in my head, i don't even remember hearing one of her songs lately.

oh dear god, she is infiltrating people's minds...or i just heard one of her songs and had forgetten

i'm also bored at work and playing spider solitaire. best score so far - 99. beat that! haha!

It's on channel 9 at the moment on the 'This is your life' promo.

Firework crap.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:02 am

Afternoon/morning chaps.

Pretty over this waiting to hear for jobs shit. Can has less shit career plz.

CoB wrote:i was playing with a spider at work...
i should been working cos now im behind

Repostify

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:15 am

retzie wrote:Afternoon/morning chaps.

Pretty over this waiting to hear for jobs shit. Can has less shit career plz.

CoB wrote:i was playing with a spider at work...
i should been working cos now im behind
Repostify

totes skimmed over your post and read it as "pretty over waiting for head jobs and shit"

morning

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:40 am

How this place utterly FA1LS, let me count the ways

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:03 am

oh poor Retz... come over to london for a lil holiday... we can raev

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:17 am

aroes wrote: totes skimmed over your post and read it as "pretty over waiting for head jobs and shit"

morning

thanks for my morning laugh aroes.

i want you to come on our mission saturday! me and jubby are totes doing it.

i just got a bio for a french dj who is apparently "stylish with attitude, with no fake mannerisms, a spontaneous ease to rock the dancefloor while still remaining classy. Here is a swish, refined and sleek-looking man who keeps a certain idea of dandyism alive."

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:18 am

quick wrote:thats exactly why i dont like spiders

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:29 am

ghetto kitty wrote:
i just got a bio for a french dj who is apparently "stylish with attitude, with no fake mannerisms, a spontaneous ease to rock the dancefloor while still remaining classy. Here is a swish, refined and sleek-looking man who keeps a certain idea of dandyism alive."

omg please book him. that's awesome!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:30 am

im not even going to read you the rest, but tash - NO

hahahahha

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:32 am

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:34 am

but he keeps dandyism alive! i want to meet this man. i am picturing John B but French lol...maybe not

edit for terrible spelling of want

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:35 am

im not mentioning any names, but he does look a little like that.

ive learnt recently that things on Mb come back to bite you in the ass in a nasty way.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:39 am

yeah i sometimes forget how many lurkers are out there reading this forum. Actually i don't even think about it until someone who doesn't post on here comments on something i have said i.e. says something to me about my comment off the board. its weird sometimes

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:43 am

down with lurkers tbh.

they can suck my big black dick.

that is all.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:49 am

oh dear, been bitten bad then, that sucks

in other news, i need a massage. i think i went over board with weights last night at the gym. i used a medicine ball doing sit ups for the first time which was rad....and fricken painful.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:53 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:
i just got a bio for a french dj who is apparently "stylish with attitude, with no fake mannerisms, a spontaneous ease to rock the dancefloor while still remaining classy. Here is a swish, refined and sleek-looking man who keeps a certain idea of dandyism alive."

omg please book him. that's awesome!

Book this guy

http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/showth ... p?t=282462

The most electrifying man in dance music today!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:57 am

ghetto kitty wrote:'ive learnt recently that things on Mb come back to bite you in the ass in a nasty way.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:01 pm

retzie wrote:Afternoon/morning chaps.

Pretty over this waiting to hear for jobs shit. Can has less shit career plz.

CoB wrote:i was playing with a spider at work...
i should been working cos now im behind
Repostify

hahaha nice!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:05 pm

Feigan wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:
i just got a bio for a french dj who is apparently "stylish with attitude, with no fake mannerisms, a spontaneous ease to rock the dancefloor while still remaining classy. Here is a swish, refined and sleek-looking man who keeps a certain idea of dandyism alive."

omg please book him. that's awesome!
Book this guy

http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/showth ... p?t=282462

The most electrifying man in dance music today!

hahaha that dude is hilarious

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:10 pm

jeesus christ there are some douchebags out there

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:21 pm

guaranteed to electrify, excite and wait for it...........ELECTRIFY!!!!!!!!!!!1

ghetto kitty wrote:
i want you to come on our mission saturday! me and jubby are totes doing it.

arrgh i wanna come but i hafta work at blardy 3.30.......if you guys were up for meeting at like midday i could deftotes be there

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:24 pm

just moved tatt meeting to sunday instead, so let's do it!

damn you not being on FB for message jubby etc. we can be in photos together too?!

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:24 pm

aroes wrote:deftotes