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Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:46 pm

bai!

/takesPeteyHome

menace · Post by **menace** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:47 pm

it been fun mellogs

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:02 am

70 days to go!!!!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:07 am

the apocalypse is coming

menace · Post by **menace** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:14 am

ADD_Boy wrote:the apocalypse is coming

his name is "petey "

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:50 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:42 am

69

days to go!!

menace · Post by **menace** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:31 am

he is coming

aka petey

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:07 pm

65 Days to go.......

bugger, I missed 66 days to go.... damn it!!

menace · Post by **menace** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:40 pm

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:07 pm

I hope it turns out like shaun of the dead style on June 6.

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:08 pm

So it's the final count down

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:38 pm

64 days to go!!!!!

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:41 pm

BRING IT ON PETEY!

menace · Post by **menace** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:52 pm

he is ,here already

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:12 pm

he makes me happy

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:28 pm

61 days to go!!!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:38 pm

56 days to go!!!!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:47 am

55 days to go!!!

almost at 666 veiws too

PeACheSsS · Post by **PeACheSsS** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:28 pm

funny enough but satans birthday is on the13th of October....

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:45 am

54 days to go!!!!

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:42 pm

damn, you didnt even get "66 days to go"?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:10 pm

^^^ yeah I know..... but I did get

53 Days to go!!!!

cammo · Post by **cammo** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:12 pm

wairhowse · Post by **wairhowse** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:36 am

THE evil...

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:52 pm

HAH! my turn... 52 days to go

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:19 pm

you suck

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:36 pm

God. The antichrist likes taking his time. What is there to do in hell?? Floss??

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:49 am

The prophecy is clear, the signs unmistakable: Armageddon is upon us. On 6 / 6 / 06, the omen is revealed...and our darkest fears are realized.

THE OMEN, a contemporary thriller based on the 1976 classic film, centers around a young boy named Damien, the son of an American
diplomat and his wife. Damien’s family is unaware he is destined to become the Anti-Christ – until shattering events reveal the terrifying truth.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:26 am

51 days to go!!!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:30 am

PeACheSsS wrote:funny enough but satans birthday is on the13th of October....

No, my dads birthday is actually 1st May.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:32 am

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:56 pm

deviant wrote:you suck

awww dont worry, you get to do the rest

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:47 am

47 days to go!!!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:48 am

dude, you posted that at 9:47. OMG ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh

ok I'm finished now

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:06 am

OMGLOL

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu May 04, 2006 2:39 pm

34 days to go

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:01 pm

so what?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:23 am

23 days to go!!

ShiKung · Post by **ShiKung** » Mon May 15, 2006 11:10 am

IMOWTFOMGLOL

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:56 pm

So anyone thought up any good questions for the antichrist yet??

Come on people, this is a once-in-the-lifetime-of-our-species opportunity!!

I want to ask if Mary really was a virgin.

But would the antichrist tell the truth.....??!!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:16 pm

i want to ask satan what heavens like and why the christians insist on having a hell??

i want to know where his spawn are living, northside or in pharahn??

i want to know if he still loves me like he said that time i was fourteen on acid and heard a possum screaming for the first time?

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:21 pm

waiting waiting waiting

i wonder if the earth will just blow up. be shame to lose such a good counting down thread.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:41 pm

I'm going to ask him the following questions
- What's Tom Cruise really like in person?
- Has he ever thought of a re-branding exercise for Hell. Maybe something along the lines of "I can't beleive its not Eternal Damnation". After all I'm sure he has plenty of marketing personell at his disposal?
- Will Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes new baby eventually be revealed to be the Devil Spawn, and if so will he be claiming visitation rights?
- Does he store souls alphabetically, chronologically, or by some sort of genre type (lawyers, accountants, soccer moms etc), or combinations thereof?
- Mac or PC?
- If I sell my soul for business purposes can I claim depreciation, and is any benefit derived of personal use subject to FBT?
- What fuck is up with Twin Peaks? I still don't get it!
- Is it hard to find cool kicks when you are getting about on cloven hoof.
- Do his friends tease him with "camel toe" jokes
- Has anyone ever sent him a get well card that played "sympathy for the devil" when he opened it.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:07 pm

mrj wrote:I'm going to ask him the following questions
- What's Tom Cruise really like in person?
- Has he ever thought of a re-branding exercise for Hell. Maybe something along the lines of "I can't beleive its not Eternal Damnation". After all I'm sure he has plenty of marketing personell at his disposal?
- Will Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes new baby eventually be revealed to be the Devil Spawn, and if so will he be claiming visitation rights?
- Does he store souls alphabetically, chronologically, or by some sort of genre type (lawyers, accountants, soccer moms etc), or combinations thereof?
- Mac or PC?
- If I sell my soul for business purposes can I claim depreciation, and is any benefit derived of personal use subject to FBT?
- What fuck is up with Twin Peaks? I still don't get it!
- Is it hard to find cool kicks when you are getting about on cloven hoof.
- Do his friends tease him with "camel toe" jokes
- Has anyone ever sent him a get well card that played "sympathy for the devil" when he opened it.

also;
-ipod or i-river?
-do Jehovas witnesses get woken up every morning in hell with a killer hangover by mormon doorknockers, and vice versa?
-What has he got planned for Catriona Rowentree, Lavinia Nixon and Gretel Killeen?
-Has Richard Carlton threatened to set 60 minutes onto him yet?

Post by **system** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:19 pm

C.I.A. wrote:-Has Richard Carlton threatened to set 60 minutes onto him yet?

I'm sure he already has got the 9th circle converted into his dressing room.

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:21 pm

mrj wrote: - Is it hard to find cool kicks when you are getting about on cloven hoof.
- Do his friends tease him with "camel toe" jokes

I had a customer moving to a house number which is 666 AND she wanted to disconnect her old prop on 06/06/06, I shit you not!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:34 pm

system wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:-Has Richard Carlton threatened to set 60 minutes onto him yet?
I'm sure he already has got the 9th circle converted into his dressing room.

Poor old RC. What a tool.

numz · Post by **numz** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:40 pm

National Day of Slayer

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue May 16, 2006 9:53 am

22 days to go!!!

666

34, 34, 34, 34, 34, 34, 34, 34, 34, 34, 34