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Ag3nT[]0raNg3
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:59 pm
stovequeen wrote: DBoy wrote: I am about 50metres from Swanston st- it is already 4 deep on the barriers and ready to send that 1st gear v12 shit echoing through the city. ear plugs ready.
my work be right on top of the fuking gate dboy... over it
me too. totally forgot this was all happening. walked out onto little collins and got swept up in all the slow moving mofos.
i just wanted to get to dinkum pies.
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by Friday » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:04 pm
i'm over it too...
i work in albert park and live in windsor and the only decent way to get home is lakeside drive - they don't re-open it until 18th march - bullshit!
took me sooooooo long to get to work this morning
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by Guyno » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:14 pm
What sweet music they make. (said in Gary Oldman's Dracula accent)
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by Fents » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:16 pm
Well i fucking love the F1's....
GO Webber u good thing!
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by Guyno » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:24 pm
Fents wrote: Well i fucking love the F1's....
GO Webber u good thing!
Hey Fents. Do you know what Webber's driving this year? Haven't been keeping up with pre season deets.
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by mecka » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:26 pm
Apparently Chas won some competition a while back that guarantees her box seats at the Grand Prix as long as it's held in Melbourne.
Found out yesterday and sat there for ten minutes with my mouth open. Bugs and stuff flew in. It was gross.
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by stovequeen » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:28 pm
Guyno wrote: Fents wrote: Well i fucking love the F1's....
GO Webber u good thing!
Hey Fents. Do you know what Webber's driving this year? Haven't been keeping up with pre season deets.
Webber works for me Guyno. BMW Williams - my work s the principle sponsor
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by Guyno » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:32 pm
stovequeen wrote: Guyno wrote: Fents wrote: Well i fucking love the F1's....
GO Webber u good thing!
Hey Fents. Do you know what Webber's driving this year? Haven't been keeping up with pre season deets.
Webber works for me Guyno. BMW Williams - my work s the principle sponsor
Too good. My most fave team in the world and my most fave pilot in the world!
He'll finally have the chance to run some decent races this year.
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by Fents » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:34 pm
Love that ad on at the mo' for the F1's with the little kid speaking...
"And if ur lucky there will even be a suprise this year" (webber winnig)
"Oh and there will be girls there - YUK"
Too funny.
GO WEBBER!
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by DBoy » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:38 pm
don't really think that is a very good ad.
but I fuking love the F1 circus coming to Melbourne. THis town is dope
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by stovequeen » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:40 pm
DBoy wrote: don't really think that is a very good ad.
i do, fink its a pissa
better than some meat head ranting on..
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by mecka » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:45 pm
Yeh but methinx that that little kid is going to have problems later in life if he finds grid girls unattractive.
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by Fents » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:08 pm
mecka wrote: Yeh but methinx that that little kid is going to have problems later in life if he finds grid girls unattractive.
At 4years old even i found grid girls Yukky
Give him till 14/15 and he'll see the light of day.
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by DBoy » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:36 pm
14 or 15- geez, i was cracking onto my babysitters when i was in prep.
And by cracking onto i mean pulling out my dick and yelling "i got one of these..."
got my party tricks learnt early.
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by quick » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:44 pm
DBoy wrote: 14 or 15- geez, i was cracking onto my babysitters when i was in prep.
And by cracking onto i mean pulling out my dick and yelling "i got one of these..."
got my party tricks learnt early.
Thought I saw you doin that at Klute...
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
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by DBoy » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:45 pm
A-O asked to see it, i could not resist.
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by quick » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:49 pm
DBoy wrote: A-O asked to see it, i could not resist.
haha, it is hard to resist the one they call HUGHBERT!!!
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
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by DBoy » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:08 pm
fuk still be at work
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by Mellogs » Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:49 am
quick wrote: DBoy wrote: 14 or 15- geez, i was cracking onto my babysitters when i was in prep.
And by cracking onto i mean pulling out my dick and yelling "i got one of these..."
got my party tricks learnt early.
Thought I saw you doin that at Klute...
um? I'd hope not
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by DBoy » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:46 am
and too think i thought it had something to do with cars.
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by breaksRbest » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:15 pm
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom, attending to............something
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:09 pm
maddox is writing a book.
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=book
Holy shit! I'm writing a book!
Partly fueled by my desire to give children the "wrong ideas about life," and partly fueled by contempt for trees, I have decided to write a book.
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by Mellogs » Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:27 pm
we just sold a property 100,000 above the reserve!
we're gonna eat tonight!
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by DBoy » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:40 pm
file created june2004
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by mecka » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:49 pm
dboy wat is that?
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by breaksRbest » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:51 pm
I got a poduim position!!
mecka, it's a list of the people who posted in the 'Thread About Nothing' and how many posts they had
I think I am, Therefore I am. I think
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by John Pierre Voodoo » Fri Mar 04, 2005 1:49 pm
DBoy wrote: file created june2004
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memory lane ...
what ju talk'n about Willis?
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by eskay » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:12 am
Under every grief and pine
Runs a joy with silken twine.
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by Kirts » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:49 pm
I was laughin in about 5 secs i recon. Absolute pissa. Fuckin Frog
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by TimmyG » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:24 pm
I have internet again after 2 long weeks without. Hooray for me!
So... did I miss much?
Ag3nT[]0raNg3
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:26 pm
yes
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by Mellogs » Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:34 pm
I wanna be a grid girl when I grow up
Went to the GP yesterday and stood 15 metres away from Schumi in the Ferrari tent.
yay for me eh?
Mellogs
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by Mellogs » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:03 pm
yay!!! bbq's are so much fun!!
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by lucas » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:09 pm
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Woo. Number 12 spot for me.
I still have that whole thread archived somewhere. Might just have to bite the bullet and put it online one day.
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by quick » Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:41 pm
Fukn OUCH is right... my head hurts reading it.
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by Ani » Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:47 pm
how in the hell can you not know you have a 5 inch blade in your head?? I mean, you get a splinter in your finger, you know about it... i just don't get it.
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by Fents » Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:57 pm
Ani wrote:
how in the hell can you not know you have a 5 inch blade in your head?? I mean, you get a spinter in your finger, you know about it... i just don't get it.
I hate those spinter's
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by Ani » Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:01 pm
Fents wrote: Ani wrote:
how in the hell can you not know you have a 5 inch blade in your head?? I mean, you get a spinter in your finger, you know about it... i just don't get it.
I hate those spinter's
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by mecka » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:01 pm
5 inches of cold steel and he thought it was a headache?
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by Fents » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:03 pm
Ani wrote: Fents wrote: Ani wrote:
how in the hell can you not know you have a 5 inch blade in your head?? I mean, you get a spinter in your finger, you know about it... i just don't get it.
I hate those spinter's
meany
awwwww....
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by Ani » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:17 pm
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:39 pm
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)
P : Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S : Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P : Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S : Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P : Something loose in cockpit.
S : Something tightened in cockpit.
P : Dead bugs on windshield.
S : Live bugs on backorder.
P : Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S : Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P : Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S : Evidence removed.
P : DME volume unbelievably loud.
S : DME volume set to more believable level.
P : Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S : That's what they're there for.
P : IFF inoperative.
S : IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P : Suspected crack in windshield.
S : Suspect you're right.
P : Number 3 engine missing.
S : Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P : Aircraft handles funny.
S : Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P : Target radar hums.
S : Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P : Mouse in cockpit.
S : Cat installed.
P : Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S : Took hammer away from midget.
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by quick » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:48 pm
^^^^^
Thats a great email, I love it everytime I recieve it... pure gold...
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by DBoy » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:29 pm
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by TimmyG » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:54 pm
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote: yes
Bet you I didn't really
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:55 pm
did so
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by quick » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:03 pm
Yeah, I'm with Hughbert, you missed everything Timmy, Everything...
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