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Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:38 pm

I'm only half a suit.
Sneakers and zip up hoodie FTW

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:21 pm

jbs wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:
jbs wrote:I like being a suit.

In fact I just love my job.

Go IT, go.
I have to be a full time suit in my next role.

No slumming it in my Steve Irwin zookeeper outfit with hardhat anymore.

When I go into the field I have to wear a suit too... hard hat and heels.

Practical.

Not.
Cool. We can have lunch somewhere wanky and talk about how we couldn't for that slut in accounts.

Where i need a slut in accounts!!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:22 pm

i think they were referring you chris...

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:23 pm

I don't think I've ever worked anywhere where anyone has worn a suit.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:26 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i think they were referring you chris...

no no no...
anyway where is this slut in accounts.....send her over to my place.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:34 pm

flippo wrote:I don't think I've ever worked anywhere where anyone has worn a suit.

MwahahahaHAHAHAH!!!!!

(cough)

Methinks the salary difference and the chance to change federal legislation may still bring you to the dark side. Yes yes.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:34 pm

kronz wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:i think they were referring you chris...
no no no...
anyway where is this slut in accounts.....send her over to my place.

Done.

She loves the cock.

Post by **system** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:43 pm

huge wrote:reminds me.

must do ccna exam to become suit again huhuh.

better if you can get suit money and still wear teeshirt and jeans to work.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:45 pm

"Suit money"

Awesome.

Post by **system** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:46 pm

enough with the infringing of my copyright. time is money and so are the words.

sell! sell!

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:46 pm

C.I.A. wrote:
flippo wrote:I don't think I've ever worked anywhere where anyone has worn a suit.
MwahahahaHAHAHAH!!!!!

(cough)

Methinks the salary difference and the chance to change federal legislation may still bring you to the dark side. Yes yes.

Can't influence legislation without research being done in the first place, and I don't want to stuck in the meetings and politics end of the spectrum. I'll be heading into academic anyway I think, less bullshit, more control over research.

But even the director here dosen't wear a suit, I think it's just a city social construct thing.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:50 pm

flippo wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:
flippo wrote:I don't think I've ever worked anywhere where anyone has worn a suit.
MwahahahaHAHAHAH!!!!!

(cough)

Methinks the salary difference and the chance to change federal legislation may still bring you to the dark side. Yes yes.
Can't influence legislation without research being done in the first place, and I don't want to stuck in the meetings and politics end of the spectrum. I'll be heading into academic anyway I think, less bullshit, more control over research.

But even the director here dosen't wear a suit, I think it's just a city social construct thing.

Fairy nuff.

There are pros and cons to both.

I'll see you at the next Port Of Melbourne Dredging meeting. I'll be one of the independent people assessing the impacts on the bay. Good times. Good times.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:55 pm

actually, I totaly forgot, I'm quiting science and becoming dubstep guy.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:58 pm

flippo wrote:I'll be heading into academic anyway I think, less bullshit.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Spent any time in a University recently???

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:07 pm

retzie wrote:
flippo wrote:I'll be heading into academic anyway I think, less bullshit.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Spent any time in a University recently???

hehe. Well I have a bit to do with both academic and govnmt. With uni, you are far less likley to get in trouble dishing out truths that don't allign with the curret governments policies, your overheads are less, more acces to cheaper man hours, people seem to be less disgruntled and more interested in their research, and alot more flexibility in the actual questions you're answering, ie. you can do pure ecological research, or partnerships with gov. and private to still do more applied stuff. Also there seems to be much less mindless beurocracy, things are a little more autocratic. At least that's how it works in my industry.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:24 pm

I can see how both sides have their advantages/disadvantages and it's probably just a grass is always greener scenario. I'm heading towards academia and to me it means: shit pay, useless management structures, academics bickering like children, the endless quest for grants/publications, compromised teaching.... the list goes on. Yes, you can speak your mind, but only coz no-one's going to listen! Also, the flexibility of approach in research is inextricably linked to mad competition for grants and having to constantly justify yourself against ridiculous productivity measures (can anyone say RQF?) Unfortunately, my field has fuck-all connection to industry, so a real job (using my actual skills) is completely out of the question

flippo wrote:there seems to be much less mindless beurocracy

Whoa! Try seventeen committees and thirty-five working groups for every fucking decision! Heard about the Melbourne Uni restructure? Luckily I'm off most of my committees now, but talk about absolute, ABSOLUTE debarcle...

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:36 pm

retzie wrote:I can see how both sides have their advantages/disadvantages and it's probably just a grass is always greener scenario. I'm heading towards academia and to me it means: shit pay, useless management structures, academics bickering like children, the endless quest for grants/publications, compromised teaching.... the list goes on. Yes, you can speak your mind, but only coz no-one's going to listen! Also, the flexibility of approach in research is inextricably linked to mad competition for grants and having to constantly justify yourself against ridiculous productivity measures (can anyone say RQF?) Unfortunately, my field has fuck-all connection to industry, so a real job (using my actual skills) is completely out of the question

flippo wrote:there seems to be much less mindless beurocracy
Whoa! Try seventeen committees and thirty-five working groups for every fucking decision! Heard about the Melbourne Uni restructure? Luckily I'm off most of my committees now, but talk about absolute, ABSOLUTE debarcle...

So glad not to be there anymore.

bitchfights amongst academics clawing for CRC grants, chopping the dead wood from the tree etc.

Melbourne Uni is moving from a place where ideas can be bounced around to one that focuses on the amount of coin you can pull in for your faculty.

Could. Not.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:58 pm

C.I.A. wrote:
kronz wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:i think they were referring you chris...
no no no...
anyway where is this slut in accounts.....send her over to my place.
Done.

She loves the cock.

Fucking word!!

My address is ...........

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:03 pm

kronz wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:
kronz wrote: no no no...
anyway where is this slut in accounts.....send her over to my place.
Done.

She loves the cock.
Fucking word!!

My address is ...........

That's my address!!

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:59 am

Anyone here with an accounting/business degree that is interested in an internal audit/risk management position at a leading chartered accountinf firm.

PM me.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:06 am

lol

sick of it already eh?

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:16 am

get ur job tashna?!!!
ring and ask

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:21 am

they finished interviewing yesterday.

might call next week.

scurry.

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:23 am

maybe drop in with a sign 'employ witty' or send sum chocolates?

or a letter with some nice white icing sugar on 2 show ur cereal?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:26 am

we could stage a protest ?

'needs more witty ra ra ra"

?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:28 am

i think a picket line out the front and a petition should do the trick.

thanks for your support ya'll. very humbling and encouraging!!

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:58 am

kronz wrote:Anyone here with an accounting/business degree that is interested in an internal audit/risk management position at a leading chartered accountinf firm.

PM me.

No I'm serious, my division is looking for more people.

I'm staying.

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:08 pm

zomg
im gone from my job finally.
got uk visa just then!!!!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:09 pm

Good on you Nic. You sounded like you'd been suffering for quite a while now.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:10 pm

Can has ride on a plane.

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:11 pm

can has od on sedatives to get on plane lol

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:12 pm

nic wrote:zomg
im gone from my job finally.
got uk visa just then!!!!

bout time fella. congrats!!

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:12 pm

I need a new job.

I dont want much, just somewhere near my tram route, somewhere that isnt stuck up and into corporate rape and somewhere that I can swear and actually act like me and not get fired.

HELP!!!!!

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:25 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:I need a new job.

I dont want much, just somewhere near my tram route, somewhere that isnt stuck up and into corporate rape and somewhere that I can swear and actually act like me and not get fired.

HELP!!!!!

what tram route?

what kind of work?

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:59 pm

55 - West Brunswick through Royal Park, past Vic Market then city.

Admin mainly.

God, thats not a lot of information is it!

Insurance, admin, customer service garbage.

Thanks!

SoulWhiteMan · Post by **SoulWhiteMan** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:00 pm

JOB AVAILABLE

I print pricing gun labels 1 day a week for fildes manufacturing
http://www.fildes.com.au

17 an hr

perfect for uni student or post-grad student

Sandringham, about 1 km from Southland shopping centre

PM details

SWM

PS:
I'll train you!!!!
how lucky can you get!!!!!

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:45 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:55 - West Brunswick through Royal Park, past Vic Market then city.

Admin mainly.

God, thats not a lot of information is it!

Insurance, admin, customer service garbage.

Thanks!

Will get back to you!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:10 am

Gots an interview today and I'm neeervous

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:28 am

mixtress wrote:Gots an interview today and I'm neeervous

Good luck Mixi

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:30 am

Thanks poppet

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:42 am

mixtress wrote:Gots an interview today and I'm neeervous

Good Luck P.

I had one last week... still waiting to hear back.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:03 am

calstro wrote:
mixtress wrote:Gots an interview today and I'm neeervous
Good Luck P.

I had one last week... still waiting to hear back.

woot! Good luck Cal. Same job different place, or same place different job??

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:51 pm

Both actually... waiting on 2 things.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:56 am

can anyone recommend any temping agencies?

i really fucking need to get out of my job.

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:16 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:can anyone recommend any temping agencies?

i really fucking need to get out of my job.

What line of work?

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:26 pm

send you CV to me Tash.

our company is lloking for peeps.

PM for further info.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:29 pm

calstro wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:can anyone recommend any temping agencies?

i really fucking need to get out of my job.
What line of work?

just secretarial/admin sorta crap. pretty flexible.

pm in coming j-man

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:25 pm

there is a job opening @ Lounge

for admin / accounts (you get to share on office with ME! bwahaha)

You will need to have office experience and an understanding of accounting principles.
You will also be competent in myob and excel and be familiar with payroll and accounts payable.
Good communication skills are vital.

i cant tell you anything about pay rate or hours, not my department, but if your interested >

Please send a resume to [email protected]

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:27 pm

i don't have any experience in accounts.

damn it.
fucking job hunting...gheyest.