TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue May 11, 2010 10:47 am

WTF!

A - is a tennis Totty
B - why is Pat Cash naked in a photo with teenagers?

Morning Peeps.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue May 11, 2010 10:51 am

Morning Feigs. How's our Northern counterpart doing?

Melbourne was out of order this morning. 7am meeting, 6am train - 10degrees or less and drizzle. Yuk.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue May 11, 2010 11:06 am

Cookin D, beautiful day up here.

BrB started working with us yesterday - good times.

Gym this morning, third session, spewed after the bikes.

Love it.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue May 11, 2010 11:08 am

I want to be in Sydney today - 26 degrees. Melbourne - 15 degrees.

Oh Scotty. Think you can safely say you tried your hardest if it ends in a vom. Passing out could be the other harder working sympton.

same o · Post by **same o** » Tue May 11, 2010 11:27 am

I tried to get into bed with scholtzy last night.. went took a slash slept walked into his room and was woken up by his girlfriend yelling at me.
Fucken ROFL

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue May 11, 2010 11:31 am

bwah ha ha ha ha ha

well played Pete.

Sammy - I was V close to a pass out, spew saved me I think. It tasted like lemonade for some weird reason.

yep - Sydney weather is good, shame I'm in a concrete jungle today.

same o · Post by **same o** » Tue May 11, 2010 11:57 am

soooo close

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue May 11, 2010 11:58 am

Is BRB working in Sydney now???

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:04 pm

Melbourne office - in Docklands.

You can find him.....

Here - http://maps.google.com.au/maps/place?ci ... KHCwBK1C6w

same o · Post by **same o** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:10 pm

glenny is in dockrands so am i... actually we are pretty much around the cnr. lolz
should do lunch some time glenny

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue May 11, 2010 1:12 pm

hai guys.

gym also killed me this morning - still sore from cave crawling pon weekend.

fucking BRRRR today, im not wearing enough clothes.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue May 11, 2010 1:51 pm

Its FUCKING freezing!! Time to bring the puffer out i think. The wind is just, ooowwwww, straight into your soul.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue May 11, 2010 1:56 pm

12°C? Staying indoors thanks.

Post by **fooishbar** » Tue May 11, 2010 1:58 pm

wusses

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:00 pm

Smoking is always questioned in winter.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:04 pm

The wife and I are heading to Europe this coming winter, and are going to be spending two nights in Helsinki. What is there to do or see in Helsinki in the middle of winter? This will be towards the end of a 6 week trip, so chances are we will just want to chill out and relax, but is there anything we shouldn't miss? I like to suckle on the balls of cows in Poland, so if there is anything like that I might be interested. You know glory holes. I also smoke crack. Can you smoke the ice off the ground. CRACK!!

Make no mistake, Helsinki might be a winter wonderland, but it’s also cold and dark. So you won’t feel bad about being tempted inside to spend the evening in one of the city’s exquisite restaurants.

When you buy a goat make sure its legs don't snap to easily, sometimes they freeze

For the younger crowd, the Ravintola Teatteri is a stylish restaurant, bar and nightclub. The restaurant is buzzing, thanks to the club upstairs which, like most Helsinki clubs, has a blackjack table for those in the mood for a flutter.

The Russian restaurant, Saslik, is a rabbit warren of private dining rooms with elaborate decor. Rabits like it in the arse.

THe Russians tend to piss on the bar and eat your children.

Post by **huge** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:22 pm

fooishbar wrote:wusses

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:23 pm

huge wrote:
fooishbar wrote:wusses

x2

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:27 pm

Ha! Like any of you three are spending all day outside...

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:30 pm

I have been outside many times today

Post by **fooishbar** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:31 pm

Amick wrote:Ha! Like any of you three are spending all day outside...

actually, i'm just about to walk from optus oval to fitzroy and back

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:35 pm

Hmmm reading isn't any of your strong points.

same o · Post by **same o** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:35 pm

it fairly cold, not to bad.. yet

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:38 pm

The phrase "What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate" is a famous line from the 1967 film Cool Hand Luke.

There are actually two close variants of the line that are spoken at different points in the film. Nuances of accent, delivery, and intonation aside, they are as follows:

"What we've got here is...failure to communicate." — spoken by The Captain, the imperious prison warden played by Strother Martin
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate." — spoken by Luke, the reprobate inmate played by Paul Newman near the film's climax
The context of the line, as it is first delivered in the film, is a young prisoner, Luke, refusing to sacrifice his dignity under the instruction of the brutal prison captain. Having just been captured and returned to the chain gang after a clever and daring but all too brief escape, Luke mocks the despotic affectations of benevolence on the part of the Captain. The outraged Captain lashes out and strikes Luke, who then falls and rolls down the hill. While Luke remains slumped in the culvert beside them on the roadway, the frustrated Captain recovers his composure and delivers the line, pronouncing his summary judgment of the problem: that it can be nothing more than a matter of Luke failing to understand the one-way nature of the communication that is incumbent on his present demotion in social status. The line is an opening for a warning speech directed to the other prisoners who are watching. The Captain goes on to say:

Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
The theme is recapitulated during the final action of the main plot. As evening falls, Luke's third escape from prison brings him to a rough hewn country church hall, where he seeks shelter and makes his last despairing attempt to communicate with "the Maker", whom he believes made him the way he is. Quickly surrounded by the flashing lights of police cars, Luke is entreated to surrender by his adoptive sidekick, the character nicknamed Dragline (George Kennedy). Laughing at the irony, Luke goes to the window — to either concede defeat, size up the enemy, or taunt his captors one more time — and he speaks his rendition of the line, and the posse instantly shoots him.

In contemporary usage the line is usually an illustrative mockery of the principle behind it; the allocation of blame or fault for refusal to agree with or accept a powerful nemesis. The phrase is often articulated with a Southern American drawl in imitation of the character who first delivered the line. Rock band Guns N' Roses used this line in the songs "Civil War" and "Madagascar" during a Martin Luther King speech.

The phrase is #11 on the American Film Institute list, AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes.[1]

In Rob Zombie's 2007 remake of Halloween, the truck driver (Ken Foree) uses the line to Michael Myers (Tyler Mane).

In the film Waterworld, the Deacon (Dennis Hopper) uses this line to the Mariner (Kevin Costner) towards the end of the film.

In The Cleveland Show, Cleverland uses this line when coaching children.

DangerDoom quotes this line in their song El Chupa Nibre.

In the 1995 film "Major Payne", Major Benson Winifred Payne (portrayed by Damon Wayans) uses this line when speaking to his cadets.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:49 pm

same o wrote:it fairly cold, not to bad.. yet

Thankfully it's never like this...

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:00 pm

kronz wrote:
huge wrote:
fooishbar wrote:wusses

x2

x3
and i plan to attached myself to a large kite and go skimming across the surface of the bay later this afternoon, if i can get out of work on time.

...and if this front turns up

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:10 pm

kronz wrote:
huge wrote:
fooishbar wrote:wusses

x2

I was walking the dogs at six am fuckers. it was fucking cold.

Post by **huge** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:33 pm

i was up at 6am too all it was was a bit drissly and dark tbh

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:37 pm

BRRRRRRRR.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue May 11, 2010 6:12 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
kronz wrote:
huge wrote:

x2
I was walking the dogs at six am fuckers. it was fucking cold.

well i want to meet a friend at a 6am Bikram yoga class, but that means leaving home just after 5am to get there via PT, and i think tis toooooooo cold, so i have rolled over and not gone yet

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 12, 2010 11:55 am

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Wed May 12, 2010 12:07 pm

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed May 12, 2010 12:30 pm

morning.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed May 12, 2010 12:54 pm

aroes wrote:

is that a ghost?

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Wed May 12, 2010 1:09 pm

It's an ellipse.

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Wed May 12, 2010 1:14 pm

yeah

ellipse town is what i was going for

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Wed May 12, 2010 1:16 pm

Really? That makes no sense at all.

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Wed May 12, 2010 1:29 pm

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 12, 2010 2:33 pm

ghost town!

nice i like doing them, do another!

re cold weather, you ain't heard whinging til you are sitting next to an ex-Perth chick. every day and almost every hour is - its cold, whinge whinge whinge etc etc

man i am a patient person, cos she is not dead lol

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed May 12, 2010 2:35 pm

Lizkins wrote:ghost town!

nice i like doing them, do another!

re cold weather, you ain't heard whinging til you are sitting next to an ex-Perth chick. every day and almost every hour is - its cold, whinge whinge whinge etc etc

man i am a patient person, cos she is not dead lol

living in hki with mostly spanish/turkish friends was pretty good for that haha

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Wed May 12, 2010 3:08 pm

Could do with some of these signs around fitzroy.. although i don't think they eat anything anyway... they gotta fit in their skinny jeans.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed May 12, 2010 3:11 pm

I like how there's a fixie tied to that sign

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed May 12, 2010 3:24 pm

that came from the lovely stovequeen btw!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:04 pm

lol

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:10 pm

i shouldn't laugh, but...

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:22 pm

liz - my housemate's dog is a racist no shit.

he barks when anyone comes to the door, but its more of a 'hey hey someones here'
when someone with darker skin comes for any reason, he goes full sick and scares the hell outta them.

racist bitsa - no shit.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:23 pm

usually dogs are sexist and hate males, being racist is a newie. little buggars. this is why cats rock, they hate everyone equally

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:28 pm

so true.

we laugh about it every time. and often the pizza guy hightails it back down the path and jumps back into his car hehehe

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:33 pm

Lizkins wrote:usually dogs are sexist and hate males, being racist is a newie. little buggars. this is why cats rock, they hate everyone equally

Cats sure do... unless they a lap whore... like mine on occasion...

Cat: Well come on in and sit down, let me walk around you, yessss you look like you will be comfortable, here have some cute face! And here, i like belly rubs..... Next thing you know you have a cat on you all night!

Post by **huge** » Wed May 12, 2010 5:38 pm

catface hates the hell out of me now i've figured out how to keep him out of my room during the day

catface