The bloke thread

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:13 am

Blaxter wrote:
NakedAge wrote:Id rather fake than flat. Flat bores me. Fake is like, "well atleast she knows what guys want and has made a consious effort to get them to please us" AND herself for that matter. Alot of chicks feel more confident with bigger tits, as guys do with bigger cocks. Flat chicks, I think are too assosciated with emotions and shit, and when you see one it feels as though shes not going to say 3 words and when she finally does they're going to be "I love you". Big is more, like, party girl who doesnt shut the fuck up and the majority of what she says is dirty shit she screams whilst she orgasms all over you.

Getting the perfect tit is an art.
I wanna know more about how you got a bigger cock to feel more confident and what made you realised you had a dick that was so undersized you had to get a fake penis. Maybe I've got the gist of you post wrong and you started feeling better about yourself after getting a huge latex Johnny Holmes dildo shoved up your ass.

Well said.

morning Blaxter. Will i be seeing you at the festival today?

Post by **fooishbar** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:34 am

NakedAge wrote:Id rather fake than flat. Flat bores me. Fake is like, "well atleast she knows what guys want and has made a consious effort to get them to please us" AND herself for that matter. Alot of chicks feel more confident with bigger tits, as guys do with bigger cocks. Flat chicks, I think are too assosciated with emotions and shit, and when you see one it feels as though shes not going to say 3 words and when she finally does they're going to be "I love you". Big is more, like, party girl who doesnt shut the fuck up and the majority of what she says is dirty shit she screams whilst she orgasms all over you.

Getting the perfect tit is an art.

so what you're saying is that instead of being really boring, people should find out what they think the other person wants and go all-out to make a conscious effort to do and be that, instead of always doing the opposite? that'd be nice.

but yeah, just ... stop speaking.

NakedAge · Post by **NakedAge** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:12 pm

I wanna know more about how you got a bigger cock to feel more confident and what made you realised you had a dick that was so undersized you had to get a fake penis. Maybe I've got the gist of you post wrong and you started feeling better about yourself after getting a huge latex Johnny Holmes dildo shoved up your ass.

I didn't get a bigger cock to feel more confident. Maybe you just have a tiny dick so have to attack my posts because to make yourself feel confident because if you don't act like a hero on the internet the women reading this thread to try and figure out how mens brains work won't think your a sick cunt anymore?

Fooishbear - What I'm saying is that we're conditioned by society to pass judgement on people based on our first impression, which is usually sight. A women with bigger breasts is percieved as more fertile. Logically, a women who is more fertile is going to search to be fertalised. Some people refer to these women as sluts, others as lonely. They're neither. Its not a crime to be horny. Anyways point is, if your out to get laid, where are you going to go and how are you going to behave? Your going to go to clubs and bars and behave in ways that flaunt what you have in order to attract a mate, in other words. Like a peacock flashing their feathers.

If your feathers aren't that bright and you want to brighten them, whats the harm in getting a paint job? Do you understand what I'm saying?

Blaxter- I'd be questioning yourselves about getting the latex dildo up the ass before you come slinging it at me. Remember, guys have flat chests. ... Or maybe your into the big bearly type with cute huggable man boobs?

God I love you sensitive male types. Your sooooooooooo.. Full of shit

.. Put your fingers back in your pussies and have a women do your work for you because by the sounds of it they'd have more balls than you anyway. MWAH love your work sweety, but maybe you'd be better off painting those gorgeous nails of yours rather than using them to speak your mind because after all, we are what we eat, and by the looks of it, you eat dick.. dick.

Post by **fooishbar** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:28 pm

god. i'm a patient man, but still. age is now on a permanent holiday from mbc.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:43 pm

NakedAge wrote:
I didn't get a bigger cock to feel more confident.

then why did you get one?

had to be said!!!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:45 pm

NakedAge wrote:
I wanna know more about how you got a bigger cock to feel more confident and what made you realised you had a dick that was so undersized you had to get a fake penis. Maybe I've got the gist of you post wrong and you started feeling better about yourself after getting a huge latex Johnny Holmes dildo shoved up your ass.
I didn't get a bigger cock to feel more confident. Maybe you just have a tiny dick so have to attack my posts because to make yourself feel confident because if you don't act like a hero on the internet the women reading this thread to try and figure out how mens brains work won't think your a sick cunt anymore?

Fooishbear - What I'm saying is that we're conditioned by society to pass judgement on people based on our first impression, which is usually sight. A women with bigger breasts is percieved as more fertile. Logically, a women who is more fertile is going to search to be fertalised. Some people refer to these women as sluts, others as lonely. They're neither. Its not a crime to be horny. Anyways point is, if your out to get laid, where are you going to go and how are you going to behave? Your going to go to clubs and bars and behave in ways that flaunt what you have in order to attract a mate, in other words. Like a peacock flashing their feathers.

If your feathers aren't that bright and you want to brighten them, whats the harm in getting a paint job? Do you understand what I'm saying?

Blaxter- I'd be questioning yourselves about getting the latex dildo up the ass before you come slinging it at me. Remember, guys have flat chests. ... Or maybe your into the big bearly type with cute huggable man boobs?
God I love you sensitive male types. Your sooooooooooo.. Full of shit .. Put your fingers back in your pussies and have a women do your work for you because by the sounds of it they'd have more balls than you anyway. MWAH love your work sweety, but maybe you'd be better off painting those gorgeous nails of yours rather than using them to speak your mind because after all, we are what we eat, and by the looks of it, you eat dick.. dick.

Seriously, why do you insist on posting here?

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:46 pm

fooishbar wrote:god. i'm a patient man, but still. age is now on a permanent holiday from mbc.

I love you.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:19 pm

bravo foo. bravo.

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:38 pm

Yay!!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:02 pm

NakedAge wrote:If your feathers aren't that bright and you want to brighten them, whats the harm in getting a paint job? Do you understand what I'm saying?

of course, and there's nothing wrong with that..... but you lost me at "too caught up with emotions and shit....." etc and "party girls who say dirty shit while orgasming all over you" etc....

what the fuck are you on? or on about?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:13 am

Hardy wrote:
fooishbar wrote:god. i'm a patient man, but still. age is now on a permanent holiday from mbc.

I love you.

me too.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:20 am

anyway I was just going to add that women come in lots of interesting shapes and sizes - I think any stereotype of how a woman is 'perceived' to be sexy is being broken a trillion times a day on every street corner in the world.

its the media, the fashion industry and commonplace misogyny thats to blame for creating an identikit generic sexy woman which usually involves bleach blonde hair, too much fake tan, too much cleavage and bad shoes.

there was an interesting article in the Times I read recently that was basically slamming overt cleavage and implying that real modesty is way more sexy.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:13 am

youthful_implants wrote:I think any stereotype of how a woman is 'perceived' to be sexy is being broken a trillion times a day on every street corner in the world.

well there's only 3 billion women in the world.... so by that logic every single woman would have to be doing this (on the corner mind you) 333 times in the one day for this to be the case....

so, in short.... stop talking shit

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:21 am

Dan - get a hair cut.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:26 am

are you calling me a bloody sheila?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:47 am

deviant wrote:
youthful_implants wrote:I think any stereotype of how a woman is 'perceived' to be sexy is being broken a trillion times a day on every street corner in the world.
well there's only 3 billion women in the world.... so by that logic every single woman would have to be doing this (on the corner mind you) 333 times in the one day for this to be the case....

so, in short.... stop talking shit

stop taking everything so literally.

and then get a hair cut.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:32 am

Far out - what did I miss over the past couple of days?

Who gives a rats ass what NakedAge's opinions are - I don't understand why people have to attack him personally over his comments.

PS: tits are good. Fake or real - I care not.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:35 am

Boobies are amazing.

Dan - yes, you look like a 'Bloody' sheila.

hahahaha

Flaming Heck.

"Ailsa - we've got to get down to the general store at Yabbie Creek ASAP"

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:47 am

Looks like the emotional, "I love you" sort tbh...

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:55 am

lol.. spot on Retzie... he is emo toff

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:05 am

thankyou foo. I read that on the weekend but was too disgusted to reply.
he did his own grave digging in the end.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:37 am

dug it so deep.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:04 pm

retzie wrote:

Looks like the emotional, "I love you" sort tbh...

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:54 pm

oh cmon everyone

im as happy as the next man that naked age got banned, mainly because he spammed the forum with useless threads and nobody seemed to like him. I sure didn't.

BUT you can't have a go at him for spouting chauvanistic bullshit in the blokes thread. Yes his opinions were immature. Yes his opinions were grossly chauvanistic. Yes his opinons were offensive. But you know what, it wasn't him who started the tit talk, and whilst his comments were ridiculous i can't help but feel that if they had come from a member of the forum who had been around for longer that they would have been overlooked.

Are we going to start having a go at the girls for posting pictures of David Beckham in the girls thread and writing comments about his hotness? Of course not! NA's stuff falls into the same category (altho albeit more extreme).

Like I say, I'm happy that Naked Age is gone, he was only causing work for mods and annoying everyone whilst contributing nothing. But I also think we need to shelve some of the holier than thou attitudes too (I know, I have been guilty of this on occasion too)

in short, I'm with Direktor on this one.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:39 pm

mrj wrote:oh cmon everyone

im as happy as the next man that naked age got banned, mainly because he spammed the forum with useless threads and nobody seemed to like him. I sure didn't.

BUT you can't have a go at him for spouting chauvanistic bullshit in the blokes thread. Yes his opinions were immature. Yes his opinions were grossly chauvanistic. Yes his opinons were offensive. But you know what, it wasn't him who started the tit talk, and whilst his comments were ridiculous i can't help but feel that if they had come from a member of the forum who had been around for longer that they would have been overlooked.

Are we going to start having a go at the girls for posting pictures of David Beckham in the girls thread and writing comments about his hotness? Of course not! NA's stuff falls into the same category (altho albeit more extreme).

Like I say, I'm happy that Naked Age is gone, he was only causing work for mods and annoying everyone whilst contributing nothing. But I also think we need to shelve some of the holier than thou attitudes too (I know, I have been guilty of this on occasion too)

in short, I'm with Direktor on this one.

There is nothing short about that at all!!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:33 pm

I kind of agree.... I had him on "ignore"... which was awesome. Most people just kept on baiting him. I read the last bit coz Hardy quoted it, but if he'd just been ignored I'd never have read it.

so, in short... I blame hardy

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:35 pm

deviant wrote:I kind of agree.... I had him on "ignore"... which was awesome. Most people just kept on baiting him. I read the last bit coz Hardy quoted it, but if he'd just been ignored I'd never have read it.

so, in short... I blame hardy

When it comes to scapegoats, I am the people's choice.

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:37 pm

mrj wrote:spouting chauvanistic bullshit

mrj wrote:his opinions were immature

mrj wrote:opinions were grossly chauvanistic

mrj wrote:comments were ridiculous

mrj wrote:I'm happy that Naked Age is gone

mrj wrote:But I also think we need to shelve some of the holier than thou attitudes too

sorry mrj but that made me lol

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:51 pm

um i guess what you are getting at there is that I'm being hypocritical?

maybe so, I actually don't think I am, i thought about what i said there before i expressed it, and i don't believe im trying to hold others to a standard that i don't hold myself to. thats not to say i don't fail to meet those standards some times.

I don't believe im in the habit of expressing either chauvanistic or offensive opinions, although I'm happy for somebody to correct me here if they believe that I am.

ultimately yes I'm happy that naked age is gone, based on his record of behaviour, and im happy for him to be banned because of this particular instance as it was pretty much the straw that broke the camels back, thats cool and i get that and think its justified but i also feel that in this instance that some of the people on this board have voiced similarly offensive, usually in a joking manner, types of stuff and not a single person has jumped on them.

Chomsky - universality is the most fundamental of moral truisms

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:12 pm

I heard Chomsky was a gay.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:15 pm

But back to tits... how good are they?

I mean, really... how good are they?

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:16 pm

Colonel Gerald Wellman- "We don't necessarily discriminate, we simply exclude certain types of people"

relax mang, twas jokes
needz moar boobies talk

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:19 pm

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:22 pm

Righto... so back onto blokes talk...

Whatever your preference for said area may be... are you a boobs, legs, ass, something else man?

Hey, I like all things female... well, just about all things female.

Boobies for me.

Bloodhound Gang - "Hooray for boobies!"

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:28 pm

I am an addict

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:35 pm

L-J · Post by **L-J** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:04 pm

Arse here.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:36 pm

am also a big fan of ass.

big bottoms, or otherwise.

L-J · Post by **L-J** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:40 pm

Flabby arses are a no.

But something to grab on is Tres cool.

tee193 · Post by **tee193** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:03 pm

grabbing boobies from behind while... is tres cooler

Gliding High · Post by **Gliding High** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:00 pm

Pulling her hair and calling her a filthy little tart over the slapping sounds works for me

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:07 am

^ and here we have an example of what mrj was talking about....

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:27 am

^ ahhh - Captain Next level.

where have you been all of my life.

L-J · Post by **L-J** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:47 am

Gliding High wrote:Pulling her hair and calling her a filthy little tart over the slapping sounds works for me

speaking the truth.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:46 pm

Former Hi-5 star Kellie Crawford's naughty new look in Ralph magazine

might have to purchase tbh

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:47 pm

i liked the asian one tbh

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:49 pm

NSFW

http://www.boysfood.com

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:57 pm

nic wrote:i liked the asian one tbh

yep... me too, hopefully follow the trend

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:03 pm

i tarped you

i dun like anymore

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:44 pm