Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:35 pm**

This thread is about Anteaters. What can't they do?

Let's start with a picture of my boy Rodriguez. Here he is getting blind as he likes.

You drink Asahi? Well thats sad for you, don. Any Anteater knows tougue sippin' home brew crunk juice is where it's at. Boy gets totally BLIND on the stuff.

And then you better belive the PARTAY IS MOTHERFUCKING ON!

Straight up playa. On the roll 24/7.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:41 pm**

When I see Bravius here on the streets of Fitzroy I know he respects me, because he straight up shows it to my face.

One hand, knuckles, double slap.

As street as you fucking like.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:43 pm**

whitey keep an eata locked down.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:46 pm**

Knock knock

Who's there?

Fucking Gunther, that's fucking who.

You don't give a donation to his cause, you know you gonna get rickrolled.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:46 pm**

can we start a new faildogs of lolcats phenomenon from this corner of the web???

CAN WE!!!!

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:47 pm**

sometime I close my eyes and Just try to Pretend that I'm all neck.

Likes I gots no head. I'm just shoulders and then 458mm of neck

that's how i roll, in my spare time.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:47 pm**

deviant wrote:can we start a new faildogs of lolcats phenomenon from this corner of the web???

CAN WE!!!!

yes, yes you can

farking hell, i want an anteater now

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:47 pm**

the thread we had to have

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:54 pm**

I hates being called a Anteater.
I eats other stuff as well.
Besides what other animals is called about what they eats?

not many.

I wanna be called a Funk-Otter

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:55 pm**

Duuuuude, I'm Xing so freakin hard man, you gotta get on this shit

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:55 pm**

will it be called gangstaeaters.com?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:55 pm**

How's your day at the office?

Dealt with a few tough customers?

Well check out Mosus.

Not only does he have to neck up against owls fitted with laser beam eyes, the airforce and sea monsters, but POSEIDON FUCKING LORD OF THE OCEAN tries to get on over on him.

And he's got a glowing trident. How's that compare to Larry from accounts?

No wonder he done smash that bridge.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:56 pm**

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:00 pm**

lolz, looks like someone beat us to it

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:00 pm**

fresh hoodie, bold

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:01 pm**

REWIND, MY SELECTOR!!!

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:03 pm**

nuff said

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:03 pm**

^ ROFL Flippo

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:03 pm**

oH HAI!

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:04 pm**

Big Willy has been smashing pingaz in San Fran since before you were even born and AIDS was just second hand shit you sent to poor countries cos you were over it.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:06 pm**

It ain't all about being a player.

Take Roger here, for example.

He likes to write his name on boxes, attach a stamp and then hop on in.

Where have you arrived now Roger? No carpet?

Get the fuck.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:16 pm**

"Im Not Worthy, I'm Not Worthy!"

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:18 pm**

zomg you guys i can't cope

lmao jbs- get the fuck

can we have a hall and oates track specially for this thread?>

wo-oah here he comes
watch out or he'll chew you up
wo-oah here he comes
he's anteaaaaater

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:28 pm**

Chicks love anteaters. It's a fact.

Look at Basil here. He pulls mad bitches wherever he takes his bushy coat. These ones are feeding him from a bottle, totally entranced by his spell.

BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Let's take it to my room.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:32 pm**

Madame travels. Internationally.

The good thing about being compact is being able to fit in your travel duffel.

What's that Madame? You want to come out?

I'll bet you do, you saucy little bint.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:39 pm**

This is my buddy Clink

"That's Right Ladies

don't be a playah8a.

why don't you come join me for some gin an juice ?"

too far ?

or not too far, enough ?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:44 pm**

jbs wrote:I'll bet you do, you saucy little bint

zomgrofllmao

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:55 pm**

Quite often you'll read about hackers on the internet.

It's topical.

What you don't read about is Cecil.

Cecil is a such a good hacker than he doesn't even need to touch his computer with his hands. Man just sits on it and shits out zero day exploits.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 4:00 pm**

oh man. you guys have out done yourself this time.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 4:28 pm**

jbs wrote: Cecil is a such a good hacker than he doesn't even need to touch his computer with his hands. Man just sits on it and shits out zero day exploits.

fucken lol!

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 4:44 pm**

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 4:49 pm**

jbs wrote:Madame travels. Internationally.

The good thing about being compact is being able to fit in your travel duffel.

What's that Madame? You want to come out?

I'll bet you do, you saucy little bint.

OHMYGOD i'm stoned at work and trying SO HARD not to pee my pants in front of my boss and if i do it will be all your fault!!!!

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 6:59 pm**

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 7:00 pm**

What can't they do?

be elephants?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 7:01 pm**

ripper thread. never realised how cute anteaters are!

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 9:57 pm**

fucking best thread to hit here in a long time

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 2:33 am**

Polecat wrote:ripper thread. never realised how cute anteaters are!

Or how big.

jbs wrote:

Are their claws especially sharp?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 10:21 am**

youve all read roald dahls story about the anteater? dirty beasts

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 10:27 am**

seriously james i think u have just beaten mrj for funniest person on melbournebeats

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 11:50 am**

had to check in and see if i found it as funny today

YES

omfg fucking gunther that's who. lmao jbs

it's friday- surely you have time for one more anteater..

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 12:07 pm**

this is awesome!!!

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 12:08 pm**

Whole of Melb Beats awaits JBS's next post in this thread!

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 1:03 pm**

approvenatored.

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 1:10 pm**

oh my god people are loking at my very funny in the office .. . ROFL !!!

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 2:29 pm**

oh lordy.
i'm so glad there's no-one else here.
pissing myself.
excellent work chaps.

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 4:25 pm**

Meet Honce. He's a real joker.

Often you'll be walking round the house and he'll jump out from behind some cushions all like a fucking raptor.

He's not a raptor though.

Oh dear Honce, what a complete crack up.

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 4:49 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 4:50 pm**

YES!!!

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 4:57 pm**

W1N!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 5:13 pm**

FUCKIN LOL!!!

Melbourne Beats

Anteaters, respect.

Anteaters, respect.